#source: the great north

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?], suggested by @roruna

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: *hangs up the phone*

Isaac: Huh,

Dani: Uh oh, what's going on captain?

Isaac: Colin usually says, "Love you, boyo," when we hangs up the phone, and then he sings it, and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "got to go, Isaac."

Jamie: Well maybe... he gotta go?

Isaac: Yeah, well maybe. It just feels like Colin hasn't been around as much lately. Last week he only hung out on 4 of 7 boys nights, he missed playing fifa for, and I quote, "hanging out with Michael." He didn't even come to watch that unrelated Hughes family on family feud.

Moe: Their performance was, survey says, disgraceful.

Isaac: I don't want to throw the "D word" around.

Dani: Dracula?

Isaac: Drifting, as in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Zava left the team, that we'd all spend less and less time together. And then from there who knows what will happen.

Moe: Oh my god, is it me driving Colin away? I'm always pestering him with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms way? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Dani: It could be me. The other day, when Colin and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Jamie: Well I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: When I was a kid, my dad was… what’s the word? Completely absent.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve Harrington: When I was a kid, my parents were… what’s the word? Completely absent.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Reid, you are my enemy.

Jonathan: Right.

Geoffrey: And I do hate you.

Jonathan: Same.

Geoffrey: But you are not rubbish.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

[the Crimson Raiders are fighting over a loot box]

Tina: How about we play Rock, Paper, Murder for it? Let me get a knife. Roland: I'm sure we can figure this out without Tina killing every single one of us.

[spiltinksky]

Seokmin, on the phone: Hello. Yes, can you connect me with my lawyer, Olivia Objections?

Jisoo: Seokmin, you cannot threaten to have your imaginary lawyer sue me every time I say anything.

Jisoo: And just to revisit it, asking you to empty the dishwasher is not a felony.inco

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Tyler: When I was a kid, my dad was.. what's the word? Completely absent.

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

When I was a kid, my parents were…what’s the word? Completely absent.

Jane

[steamdragon1]

Edward: Too bad he died in Sodor’s first annual hot dog eating competition.

Thomas: Yep, the runner-up shot him.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Alfred: In honor of the six month anniversary of Duke coming to Wayne manor, everyone gets six eggs, six pancakes, six glasses of orange juice, and six cups of coffee (Tim in the background pumping his fist at the coffee)

Jason, acting as if he didn't get the same thing for his anniversaries growing up: Looks great Alfie, veeery normal

Dick: Since Duke coming to the manor was a dream come true, maybe we should all go around the table and share our dreams

Bruce: Well I'm living my dreams, my sleep is purely for recouperating

Steph: I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant, and I just kept saying 'you go girl'

Damian: I dreamt I was being chased by a bear, but then I was the bear and the bear had to poop so I did and then I woke up and I had

Cass: I dreamt I was in a giant pool but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole and I was floating on a big chip

Steph: that's the third guacamole dream this week

Tim, writing into a notepad: this is great stuff, *muttering as he scribbles* reoccurring guacamole dreams

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: If I don't come back, tell my family I love ‘em.

Dick: But we are your family.

Jason: Tell ‘em!

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: Also I am gay.

Sam: Colin, we know you've come out to us a bunch of times.

Colin: I have?

Isaac: Yes, and we love you just the way you are, dammit.

Colin: Well thank you for being an ally. Why are we yelling?

Roy: Because I'm upset about other stuff.

[amazing-spiderlad]

Avenue Q in a nutshell-

Rod: Also- *deep breath* I am gay!

Everyone:...

Kate: We know. You've come out to us a bunch of times.

Rod: I have?

Nicky: Yes, and we love you just the way you are, damnit!

Rod: Well... Thank you for being an ally! Why are we yelling?

Brian: Because we're upset about other stuff!

[incorrectspringfieldquotes]

Homer: When I was a kid, my parents were… what’s the word? Completely absent.