Bruce: What if I implement a No Pets policy in the house?
Damian: Well, hell, Father, you can't throw Drake out like that.
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Jiang Cheng: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Jiang Yanli: We weren't going to say it.
Wei Wuxian: I was.
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KANAYA: Yes My Friend Over There Thinks You Are Really Pretty
KANAYA: Will You Come Sit With Us
ROSE: Ma'am, do you see this apron? It means I'm working. For a living.
KANAYA: Oh Sorry
KANAYA: How Much Do You Make
KANAYA: I Can Compensate You
ROSE: I am not a goddamn prostitute!
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Derek: What if I implement a No Pets policy in the house?
Eli: Well, hell, Father, you can't throw uncle Jackson out like that.
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Mike: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Will: I’m always straight.
Lucas: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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Jayce: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Mel: We weren't going to say it.
Viktor: I was.
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Shinichi: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Kaito: I’m always straight.
Shiho: Now that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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William: Damnit!
Sel: Who the fuck taught you to swear?!
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Honeymaren: Oh! Your hand is cold.
Elsa: I’ve had ice powers my whole life. That’s as warm as they get.
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Bojan:I'm gonna need everyone to be straight with each other from now on.
Bojan:No more games.
Nace:I'm always straight.
Jure:Oh man,that's the biggest lie you've ever told.
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Weiss: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Ruby: We weren’t going to say it.
Yang: I was.
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Bakugou: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Kirishima: I’m always straight.
Ashido: Oh man. That’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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Devon: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Zoey: We weren't going to say it.
Ravi: I was.
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Kita: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Osamu: I'm always straight.
Atsumu: Oh man, that's the biggest lie ya've ever told.
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Derek: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Eli: I'm always straight!
Harlan: That's the biggest lie you've ever told.
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Dustin: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Robin: We weren’t going to say it.
Steve: I was.
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