#southparkcouples

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UGGGHH I've been trying so hard to finish chapter 5 of my Staig fanfiction Satellite for months but I ran into a bad case of writers block. Whyyyyy 😭

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Stan and Craig are literally Hades and Persephone in my headcanons.

I love this ship so so much ♡

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I don't understand how the sp fandom started saying "stan is a jock and loves football" when throughout the series, Stan actually didn't care for it (some could even say he hates it) and only put up with it to make his dad happy.

Am I the only one that noticed that? Yeah? Okay I'll go crawl back into my hole.

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My South Park Omegaverse

If you don't agree with this list that's okay. Just make your own.

Kenny - Alpha

Cartman - Alpha/Beta

Stan - Omega

Kyle - Beta

Craig - Alpha

Clyde - Alpha

Token - Alpha/Beta

Tweek - Beta

Kevin - Omega

Butters - Omega

Wendy - Alpha

Bebe - Omega

Heidi - Beta

Red - Omega

Annie - Beta

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Headcanon

Stan provides Craig with all of his weed. Stan doesn't even charge him he just gives it to him. Anyone else who asks, though, Stan charges. ;)

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I've been listening to Avril Lavigne and seriously if you're a Cran/Staig and/or Stanman fan, you'd either know what I'm talking about or think I'm on crack cocaine xD

Give You What You Like reminded me a lot of Cran. 

Smile reminded me a lot of Stanman. Mostly the chorus though. But still XD

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South Park Headcanons: Stanman

Who is more likely to cook?: Cartman. If Stan cooked it would come out either burnt or raw. >.<

What is their favorite thing to do together?: They've always loved to play videogames, ever since they were kids.

Do they like kids?: Not really. Neither one of them really did good with kids.

What kind of music genre do they like?: Stan has always liked punk and rock. Cartman likes just about anything that sounds good to him.

What do they like most about one another (appearance)?: Stan has always loved his face the most. Cartman loves his blue eyes and hands.

Their song: With Me-Sum 41

Who is the messy one?: Cartman most definitely. Stan is always picking up after him.

Which one is the terrible liar?: Omg this shouldn't be hard. Stan. XD

Which one is the dominant one?: Most definitely Cartman. No matter what Stan does, he's always the submissive one. But it doesn't bother him.

Which one gets scared easily?: Stan of course. Cartman is always hiding behind doors and walls, jumping out and scaring the absolute shit out of him. 

Nicknames? Pet names?: Well they're not much for pet names, but they've stuck with the same nicknames since childhood. Fag/hippie/pussy, and fatass. They don't mean it anymore of course.

Who is the protective one?: Cartman is. Although Stan can be quite protective, Cartman has always made sure Stan isn't hurt in any way and even makes sure he's not out all by himself.