sorry but i’ve just seen this image of leslie jones and helloooooooo she is so beautiful what the hell
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What the hell was in that brandy?
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I love Spanish Jackie unreservedly and I have always figured many husbands means getting her back knocked out by them as often as she wants
But I am realizing how funny it would be if Jackie's husbands' only function is to do her non-sexual bidding. In a set rotation.
Like The Swede says he has "husbandly duties" that night and he is giving a massage. A Swedish massage?
The others are on hair, nails, designing and tailoring outfits, reading her favorite books aloud (she can read but does not have to), foot rubs, reiki, martial arts sparring etc. Chosen for their talents.
And when one of them is like "So... shall we take this to the bedro-"
"Shut up. I got girlfriends for that. You think Jackie needs some man fumbling around in her sheets? Go do that on your night off. Now scram, Girlfriend #7 will be here any minute."
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Hell yes Spanish Jackie has trans husbands.
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spanish jackie has the best lines, including:
"my noses!" (i quote this on the daily)
calling stede the genital pirate
her flirting with any person she finds remotely attractive
"so you're spanish jackie?" "yeah" "are you spanish?" "no" "then why do they call you spanish jackie?" "i don't know!"
"why are you dressed like a dirty ass orphan?"
"he fucks like a jackhammer"
and many many more
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Spanish Jackie for NYCC! First time I styled a wig I added wefts and shaped those curls there. Felt completely badass all I needed were about 20 husbands.
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He’d be her favourite husband I’m telling you
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Polygon did an interview with Leslie Jones about playing Spanish Jackie and it’s priceless.
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