#spiderman & ironman

[animentality]

[frenchublog]

earth- 199 99?

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[irondad3000]

*The Avengers sitting around the living room*

Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.

Peter: oh i'll go first!

Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ....

Tony: a building wHAT

[respect-the-hyphen]

mr stark and mr america

[jonasdirection101]

Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”

Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

[minimarvelh]

Clint, entering the living room and sitting next to Tony on the couch: very random question and unrelated to anything about me, but..have you ever just looked at someone and wanted to adopt them?

Tony, trying to make the most nonchalant face the world has ever seen, while trying to hide sleeping spider on his laps with a huge blanket: eh no? you’re weird.

[floilee]

(Kate, Peter and Yelena leaving together)

Natasha: Should I worry?

Yelena: No.

Clint: Should I worry?

Kate: No.

Tony: Should I worry? Please, say no.

Peter: If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths

Tony: That’s a no for me.

[the-bread-is-dead]

[aintinacage]

endless peter parker - part 16

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #187

Bio-dad AU. Tony decides to shave is goatee.

Baby!Peter has no idea who the heck this man is!

[frenchublog]

Hey Oh let's go

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better

[stillpanicking]

Ironman: You want me to help your parents?

Phantom: They've been looking for sponsors, but due to their work related to the paranormal...

Ironman: Let me guess... the science community think they are quacks.

Phantom: As goofy as they are, they are not quacks. Exhibit A... Phantom points at himself.

Ironman: ......

Phantom: looks away, feeling the judgemental stare. It was my fault, I went into failed portal and accidentally turned it on from the inside. Suuuure, they shouldn't have put the on and off switch on said thing... but I'm still alive! Ish. Half. Details.

Ironman: Have you told them? About....?

Phantom: I have. They tore down the house and redid it to make sure it no longer locks into my exto-signature. Along with redoing their life's work... which is why I'm hoping you could help? Sponser them?

Ironman: You know what. After helping me deal with that Techie Ghost dude, I'll help. In one condition.

Later....

Tony Stark: Peter! I have a new friend for you! He likes space!

Much later... Tony regrets ever introducing Peter to Danny.

[wingitbold]

A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark

[respect-the-hyphen]

what if one day i decided to drop mr stark and become a Robin? yeah from dc. bruce wayne would take one look at my sad kicked puppy eyes and immediately pull out the adoption papers, i think. plus he's cooler