#spiders georg

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[guardianspirits13]

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

[vacuously-true]

You know I think that spider factoid was actually supposed to be about spiders ACCIDENTALLY eaten. People ACCIDENTALLY eat an average of three spiders per year.

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is clearly intentionally eating the spiders. I would go say far as to say that he has never accidentally eaten a spider- every spider that comes within twenty feet of him is intentionally eaten. Spiders Georg accidentally eats ZERO spiders per year.

That means the rest of us are all accidentally eating slightly more than three spiders per year, on average.

[offendedteaspoon]

“average person has 3 sons a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 sons per year. Father Abraham, who has many sons (I am one of them and so are you), is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[mmavverickk]

“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Happy 10 years to Spiders Georg

That's 36 and a half million spiders! Good job Georg!

[cosmiccomics23]

"average bug has 3 dead non-binary siblings" factoid actually just statistical error. average bug has 0 dead non-binary siblings. Genders Hornat, who protects a cave and has over 10'000 dead non-binary siblings, is an an outlier adn should not have been counted

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[ghostface-knight]

"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

[infectioustomfoolery]

“Men think about Romans at least once a day” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average man never thinks about Romans. Jedediah, who thinks about a Roman literally every second of his homosexual cowboy life, is an outlier and should not be counted.

[jesterbabey]

"average 18 year old waits 20 minutes for hot chocolate" factoid actualy just statistical error. average 18 year old waits 0 minutes for hot chocolate. Five Years Pete, who lives in Hatchetfield & waits over 5 years for hot chocolate, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[klavierpanda]

"The average Tumblr user has polls" is not true, polls Georg actually has 10,000 polls and is a statistical outlier so shouldn't be counted

[gods-favorite-autistic]

“average Bad Kid has 1 alive dad” factoid is actually just statistical error. Fathers Fig, who lives in haunted house & has 3 dads, is an outlier adn should not have been counted