#spideypool needs to happen

[sincericida]

Spideypool official art

[abitnotgoodiebag]

[spideypoolsupremacy]

"You were just so... persistent, ya know?" Deadpool let himself fall down on his back, his arms in a starfish position.

"Could say the same to you."

"Heh. Two peas in a pod, eh?" Wade joked, finally turning his head to the hero. Spider-man held his gaze.

The innocent joke made his stomach turn.

[symbiote-spideypool2]

YOOOOOO i’m so fucking psyched, Scar Tissue just came off a 5 year hiatus after a rewrite of the previous chapters, i love this spideypool fic so fucking much let me tell you about it

so the gist of the thing is peter parker has recently met deadpool at a laundromat, coincidentally spiderman is getting desperate and holding an olive branch out for deadpool to get help tracking down carnage since cletus kasady has recently broken out of jail and has a personal vendetta against our favorite neighborhood vigilante

it’s heavy, it’s dark, it’s gritty, it’s raw, it’s bloody, it’s meaty enough to sink your teeth into, it’s based on comics canon so the classic spideypool vibes (spidey has beef with the avengers + is on good terms with the FF, wade’s boxes, comics referential 4th wall breaking, etc.) are *chefs kiss*, they have ✨history✨ and ✨issues✨ (my boys are traumatized as fuck), everybody’s getting morally greyer and it’s for the better, i can and WILL die for you dynamic, the Identity Reveal™, venom is there, carnage is terrifying as fuck just fantastic movie monster/villain, it’s 60k with more to come, i cannot stress how fucking good of a thriller casefic it is

mind the tags y’all, it can also get heavy af

[ackee]

i need to get hyperfixated on something that aint my ocs..... but i cant even revisit my old fixations because all the characters i liked the most no one drew art of LOL like girl i am not creating my own food for characters that aint even mine!!!

[fandomnerd9602]

Please a Madame Web sending Spider M!web!reader to the past to warn younger her & the 3 girls.

Spider M!web!reader: “I love you mom but are you sure this is a good idea sending me to time travel to the past?”

Beast: “If it weren’t for Madame Web sending you to the past to warn younger her and the 3 girls. You or her unborn grandson wouldn’t be here right now ” *Madame Web gently touching MJ pregnant stomach*

Spider Ham: “call if you need backup”

Y/N: I hope you realize how insane this sounds

Web: for me it already happened

Y/N kisses MJ and opens up a portal…

Y/N: I guess I’ll see you all in a minute

Spideypool hugs him tightly…

Spideypool: no! Don’t say that! That’s how we all lost Natasha!!!

Y/N: did this guy come with me?

Web: sadly yes

Spideypool: Spidey Bros for the win!!!

The two dive thru the portal…

[sciderman]

I think, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, that the funniest part about Johnny juuuust missing on scoring Peter is that Johnny would’ve very well been Pete’s healthiest relationship right after Gwen. Don’t get me wrong, I love spideypool, but their relationship has been one of the biggest trainwrecks I’ve ever witnessed in all six+ years I’ve been following the blog, though to their credit they’re getting better but it’s at a snails pace it feels like so, y’know.

In some alternate universe Johnny got to Pete before Wade did and those two are out there living their best life and Wade is cussing up a storm for living in the universe where he didn’t score Pete (and in another another universe, Johnny’s dating Pete and Pete is dating Wade and it’s still a bit of a trainwreck but it’s not as bad as it could’ve been)

gosh... you know, it's a fun little thought experiment, actually. if johnny and peter would've panned out just fine in 9319, if johnny was the shoulder peter wound up crying on after gwen.

i really think if it were to happen, they'd probably be in friends-with-benefits territory for like, a while. johnny and peter they're – they're really touchy-feely. and i totally think that, after gwen, one of those moments where johnny's physically reassuring peter could easily escalate into something more. but neither of them push it into romantic territory quite yet because – peter needs time, i guess. but the fact that johnny is so there, and so understanding, and so safe and comforting – and not at all scary and hostile like harry turned out to be for him – it means that it happens again. and again.

and the thing with johnny is that - even when peter has his inevitable breakdowns where he says the wrong thing, or pushes johnny away inadvertently because of his own insecurities - johnny doesn't bail. he pushes his way in. he'll call peter out, as a friend. "hey. you're acting like a sack of shit right now and i hate to see it. do better."

and it might take peter months about it, and johnny's not pushing, but eventually - eventually it locks in peter's head that maybe him and johnny could make it. and that this is something good. something good that he should grab onto.

i was trying to really think about ways this could fall apart - i think peter would be - different, if he was dating johnny. i think he'd stay very masc-aligned. very macho. i think he wouldn't transform quite as much as he did with wade. and i think he'd lean into spider-man more. he'd lean into spider-man in a healthy sort of a way, because there's kind of - less demand for him as peter. johnny's a hero too, and he's never giving that up. it's the family business. whereas with wade - there's so much more pressure on peter to change in order to make compromises with wade and what wade wants. changes that peter won't actually really have to make or address, if he was with johnny. so - i think peter would greatly stay as he was - very masc, very traditional. it works just fine for johnny - but i think peter would become healthier, by virtue of having a lot of unconditional love in his life. so - yeah. it all works out. happily ever after, i think.

but you won't get peter in cute dresses, so we all lose.

[tyrantonutx]

Looking for RP Partner(s)!

Hey, hi, how's it goin'?

I'm Tyrant, 30+ s/they, and this is a Take Two attempt at finding like-minded folx, so if you happen to see a similar looking post floating around (unlikely but possible), I am in fact one and the same Tyrant, I'm just too damn impatient to wait on tumblr to fix my original blog.

ANYWAY.

I'm hoping to find some partner(s) interested in Discord RP, because I am in fact a tumblr Baby (despite the original blog being...several years old...) and the formatting on tumblr rp blogs makes me Nervous.

I've been roleplaying in various capacities on forums, discord, and chat (throwback to AOL Instant Messenger amirite?) for approximately two decades and some change. I tend to write in a casual cadence as one might suspect, and I like to adapt my replies to the thread (anywhere from several sentences to a few paragraphs is my norm). I generally prefer CANON x CANON ships, at least starting out, to get a feel for how we come at characterization and plot together before we dip into OC territory. I'm involved in a few fandoms that may in fact be wastelands but, hey, you miss every shot you don't take, so here I am!

What follows is a list of fandos, characters, and ships I'm ACTIVELY looking for, the things that make my brain buzz in all the good ways. I'm down for hearing out any plots you might have in your lovely beating hearts (or shriveled little black ones, no judgment here!) or working out plots together based on all the good things that come from two rambling fans throwing head canons and "OK BUT WHAT IF"s at each other til something sticks.

If any of these strike you as fun, or if you just think I'm gosh darn neat and wanna chat me up for the thrills, please like this post, message me here on tumblr, or send me a friend request on discord (@tyrantonut)! I'm shy af and terrible at reaching out first, thank you hereditary anxiety and Burnt Out Gifted Kid syndrome, so sometimes I need that lil nudge.

...right! The fandoms! (Please note that while I have listed characters for me vs. for you, I'm actually pretty flexible on these! I just think I write some sides better than others.)

FANDOMS

The Boys (AU preferred)

Butchie -- Billy Butcher x Hughie Campbell

Stephen King's It (Muschietti AU preferred)

Reddie -- Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak

Stranger Things (Aged up AU preferred)

Byler -- Mike Wheeler x Will Byers

Harringrove -- Billy Hargrove x Steve Harrington

Steddie -- Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson

Hannibal (NBC)

Hannigram -- Hannibal Lecter x Will Graham

Spider-Man (Comics & Movieverse)

Spideypool -- Wade Wilson x Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield)

Spiderprowl -- Aaron Davis x Peter B. Parker

Mysterio/Spiderman -- Quentin Beck x Peter Parker (Tom Holland, preferably aged up)

Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Universe

Huskerdust -- Angel Dust x Husk (Overlord Husk AU has given me brain rot)

Chaggie -- Charlie Magne x Vaggie

RadioApple -- Alastor x Lucifer

Stolitz -- Blitzo x Stolas

Fizzarozzie -- Fizzarolli x Asmodeus

Glee

Puckurt -- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman x Kurt Hummel

[wildlittlefoxsworld]

Lazy Sunday Afternoon - with a lot of action in the bedroom - part 3

Summary: Peter and you decided to stay in bed, and Wade came back from a mission finding you both naked. The second part includes a lot of kissing, touching, etc.

Chracters: Spideypool x female!reader

Warnings: pure smut, fellas

Part one

Part two

***

That was all Wade needed to hear. He picked you up like you weighted nothing. You wrapped your legs around his waist and giggled as he laid properly down with you. 

“Oh Y/N, I'm gonna make you feel so good,” he whispered against your lips and you couldn't wait that it'll finally happen. 

Wade's tongue dived into your mouth and his pelvis rubbed at your folds in the same rhythm. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and hold him close. You were desperate for his touch, for any kind of release from your throbbing core. Because watching Wade sucking Peter off got you turned on so much, and now all you wanted was his mouth back on your pussy. But you gonna feel his cock in the next minutes and you weren't sure if it was as  pleasurable as his mouth. 

You broke the kiss and looked in Wade's brown eyes. You could see his love for you, but his pupils were blown wide with lust. You knew that he wanted you and you wanted him in the same way. 

“Wade,” you whispered. 

“Yeah?” Wade responded and started to kiss your neck, sucking the skin between his lips and leaving purple marks. 

“Does it hurt?” You asked him quietly. You didn't notice that you stuttered a little. 

Wade gave you lovingly smile. “I would never hurt you, Y/N. I will be careful and I will prepare you first. Your pussy is very tight, I assume. What do you say if we start with one of my fingers and a lot of lube. And if you like it, we continue.” 

You nodded at Wade words and he left for a second to get the lube from the drawer. 

Wade came back to you, his eyes roamed your body while you were laying on your bed with spreaded legs. “You look so beautiful,” he complimented you. 

You whined as Wade touched your folds and pulled them apart to reveal your entrance. 

With his thumb he massaged your clit and you arched your back. “Wade,” you gasped when his thumb wandered down and teased your hole. 

“I can't wait to feel you wrapped around me,” he confessed. “Okay, baby girl, shall we start with one finger?” 

You could only nod. You were excited what Wade long fingers would feel like. Of course, you tried it by yourself before and you had orgasms, but not every time. You watched Wade put an amount of lube on his fingers and how he rubbed it between them. 

“Are you ready?” Wade wanted to make sure you're okay. 

“Yes please Wade,” you prompted him and he didn't waste time. Carefully he spreaded lube on your folds and then he dipped his fingertip in your tight hole. Your muscles tensed around his finger 

“Shhh, relax, baby,” Wade soothed you and his free hand rubbed your lower belly. You concentrated on your breathing and Wade shoved his finger to the second knuckle inside. 

Wade checked again if he should continue and you encouraged him. It felt different compared to your own fingers, but when Wade began to move it in a faster pace it got better. You moaned loudly and looked down watching Wade's movement. 

“Can you add another?” you asked him desperately for more pleasure. Wade did what you wanted. You were strechted and it was a slight ache, but it was a good feeling. 

“Do you like it?” Wade asked curiously and smiled at you. He curled his fingers up and you gasped loudly. 

“So good, Wade,” you praised him and he repeated the action a few times.

Wade beamed with pride that he could make you feel good. Wade was still worried that he would make you feel uncomfortable or it would hurt, but according to the noises escaping your mouth you enjoyed yourself very much. He thrusted his fingers in a steady rhythm inside you and your hips began to move towards him. You literally fucked yourself on his fingers after a while. 

"Please, Wade, I know you want me," you said between your moans. 

"Of course, I want you, baby girl. More than anything. Can you hear how wet you are?" 

Wade pumped his fingers a little faster, so there was a squishy noise. "Is that all for me? 

"Yes, yes, only you," you babbled helplessly when the heat in your lower belly started to increase. 

You felt so turned on from all the previous events that if he would only touch your clit, you were sure you would come in no time. "Wade, please, I'm ready. I want your cock." 

Wade grinned hearing your desperate please. There was no doubt that he will give what you needed in that moment, but he was sure you could wait a few minutes more. He looked over at Peter who watched the both of you with sleepy eyes, but with a lovingly smile on his lips. 

"Were you ever so desperate for Peter's touch? Did he ever make you feeling so good?" 

You frowned and opened slowly your eyes. You saw that you were watched the whole time, but you just smile back at Peter. You were happy that you could share this experience with the both men you loved. 

You thought a moment about Wade's questions and you knew that he only wanted to tease you. It wasn't a test or anything else. He was just curious and you wanted to give him a satisfying answer. 

"Every time I touch myself I think about both of you. How your mouths and hands would feel on my body. I think about what would your cocks feel like inside me and how much bigger they would be than my fingers. And when you really touch me it feels like my skin is on fire and when you kiss me I can feel my desire for you deep in my bones. So, yes, Peter makes me always feel good and so do you. Did you ever doubt it?" 

You gave him a changeling smile, but he only shook his head still grinning. 

"I didn't know you had such dirty thoughts. I should've asked you earlier. You know I'm curious, if you would request someday to take both of our cocks?" 

Your eyes widened in shock and Wade chuckled darkly. "You would look so pretty stuffed by two cocks. Maybe one in your pussy and one in your mouth. Or one inside your tight little ass. That would be awesome," Wade suggested and his thumb rubbed tenderly over your butthole. You gasped at his touch and he pushed his thumb a little bit inside, but he didn't slip past your rim. 

"Oh Wade, that feels weird," you uttered your thoughts, but still moaned at the new feeling. 

“Does it hurt?” Wade asked with honest concern in his voice and you shook your head. You liked it, but you never considered that someone would touch your butthole during sex. Wade continued to touch you there and it awoke new feelings in your body.  

"I see you like it. You look so hot, baby girl. But we won't go further now. All I want is you," Wade said with a deep groan and moved his fingers a little faster inside you. Your walls fluttered around him and his eyes were glued to the part of your body where his fingers were inside, and he felt how drops of pre-cum formed on his slit. God, the noises you made weren't from earth and it made nearly impossibly not to come from the sight of your hips rolling waves down onto his fingers.  

You were tight around his fingers like he told you earlier and after a few more times pushing into you, both of you knew you were ready for more. You opened your eyes and your heating gaze burned into his eyes.  

Wade withdrew his fingers from your pussy and you winced on the feeling of being empty. His hands caressed the inside of your tighs and slowly he pulled your legs up, so he could move closer to your entrance. You gasped when the tip of his cock nudged your sensitive folds. 

"Hold your legs up here for me, yeah," Wade told you gently and followed his request. 

You had never felt more exposed to your lover and you gulped when you watched how his eyes roamed every inch of your lower parts. “You're piece of art, Y/N, I never saw a woman that was more beautiful than you. And your pussy is magnificent. I could write poems about your pussy, I’m already in love with her.”  

You made a confused grimace, but chuckled slightly when Wade smiled at you. “You're always so cheesy.”  

“Oh, but you appreciate my compliments, even when they are cheesy,” Wade replied and wiggled his non-existent eyebrows. You rolled your eyes and Wade made an unpleasant noise at your behaviour. You looked back at him surprised. “Young lady, I think I need to teach you some respect. Maybe I should skip fucking your pussy and gave you good spanking, and maybe then I let you come all over my cock.”  

You weren't sure from where Wade’s sudden mood swings came and you were even more surprised that his words turned you on. You decided to play along with his little game and shook your head frequently. “Please, I’m sorry. I will be good for you now. Please, I want your cock in my pussy.”

Wade’s eyes widened when he realized you played along with him, when his first intention was just to tease you a little bit.  

“Will you beg to be stretched by my cock? I will give your pussy its first proper fucking and you will take it like a good little girl.”  

Wade took himself in his hand and his tip parted your folds for a second time, slowly he rubbed against your swollen clit. You moaned when you throw your head in the neck.  

“I… oh god, Wade… please, put your cock inside. I don’t want to wait anymore.”  

“I think you can do it better,” Wade challenged you with a grin.  

You looked down on your body to see how Wade teased you the whole time and you knew from the colour of his cock that he was holding himself back. The cock was so stiff that it must probably hurt him, but he still got the nerves to make you beg. This man got patience and a strong will, but you waited a very long time for this moment and you weren't so patient anymore.  

“Wade, I love you, so, please, make me yours. I want you so bad.”  

Wade couldn’t stand anymore as he heard your sweet voice pleading for his cock and so he lined himself up. As he eased the gleaming tip inside, slowly his way into the warm heat of your pussy he felt your tightness for the first time around him.  

Your breathing began to stutter when his cock breached your body and the ache of the stretch increased with every millimetre he sunk further.  

“Ahh, wait, it hurts… take it a slower.”  

Wade looked alarmed at you, but you encouraged him with a small nod and he moved rhythmically, pushing his cock slowly further into the hot tight space, moving his pelvis back and forth.  

“Like this,” Wade mumbled. “Just like this, baby girl, you doing so good.”  

The praise made you gasping when your body got used to the sudden intrusion and the arousal was mixed with the pain when you felt how his cock reached the deepest point of your pussy. Tears stung in your eyes when you tried to wrap your head around the new feelings and your nails dig inside his biceps when he picked up his pace, now sliding in and out with ease.  

“It still hurts, but why does it feel so good at the same time, Wade? You're so big and hard in me. Oh and it’s a bonus that your cock is scarred. I can feel it all and it’s so fucking good.” Your voice sounded strained and he caressed your thighs when he plunged his cock in your welcoming heat. He was pleased that the thing he hated about himseld the most, the scarred skin, brought you the most pleasure.

“I fit perfectly inside you. It’s like your pussy was made for me. You're taking me so good, Y/N. I will spend forever right between your legs.”  

Wade felt like he entered heaven the minute your walls began to clench around him and he hissed as he inhaled deeply. He pushed your thighs up so he could a better view and let himself sunk deeper.  

“Oh, yes, Wade. Please, more, I need more,” you begged, overwhelmed from the sheer pleasure Wade caused inside your body. It was your first time having sex, but you never imagined that you would beg him to take you harder. You always dreamed of sweet love making, but here you were turning into hot wild cat in the sheets.  

“You want me to fuck you harder?” Wade asked you to be entirely sure and he wouldn't do anything that you didn’t want to.  

“Yes, don’t hold back…” You couldn’t get the chance to finish your sentence, because Wade was pounding into your pussy with abandon. You were both panting, and your skin against his was like fire, like lightning, and for a moment you felt like there wasn't enough air in your lungs. The constant motion and friction on your sensitive inner walls pushed you further to your climax and you knew it wouldn’t take longer when you both would reach your high. Wade’s hips stutter and he withdrew and slammed back into you hard, again and again, until he thought he couldn’t take it any longer, not for one second, and you were still begging for more. 

"Are you close?" Wade asked breathlessly, after a final thrust, he laid your legs around his hips carefully, so he could embrace your body with his arms.  

"Yes, so close, just… Wade… keep going," you begged in earnest. Wade hips jerked sharp forward, shallow thrusts following the first one and you hold onto his shoulders, keeping your bodies together.

„Please, don’t stop, you feel so good,“ you begged him and Wade thought that he never heard anything better than you sweet voice.

You could feel that you were close when your walls kept clamping down on his hard cock. You loved how he reached parts deep inside your body that you didn’t know excisted and you wished that he would never seperate from your body ever again. That was why you whimpered every time only the tip of his cock remained in your pussy and you feared he would just pull out and left you alone with your aching core.

„Where do you want me to come, baby girl?“ Wade asked groaning and you could sense that he was nearing his climax. You fantasized about having his cum painted on your skin, but now you wanted to have all of him.

„What do you think, darling? I want you to come in my pussy. Make me yours in every way possible. Please, I know you want it. Fill me with your cum,“ you replied breathlessly and Wade pressed a hard kiss to your lips. He moved his hips faster and harder than before and you took it gladly. He angled his his hips, so he would hit the upper part of your pussy, right behind your pubic bone. Two things Wade noticed following his actions, firsr, he saw a slight bulge on your lower stomach when he trusted inside you, and second, youe loud scream followed by it.

„Oh, what are you doing? Fuck, is that…,“ you were interrupted when another wave of pleasure ran through you from his precise pounding.

„That is it, your g-spot. Found it. I will make come so hard, you’ll forget your own name.“

You began to pant and moan loudly beneath Wade while the tension in your stomach was growing, and growing.

„Let go for me,“ he whispered into your ear as he dug his fingers into your hips and you gasped as he plunged deeply inside of you.

„Oh god, yes, Wade,“ you screamed when your orgasm washed over you like a wave crashng down on the shore. His hips didn’t stop pumping into you and it didn’t take long until he spurted rope after rope of his cum to fill your pussy that still convulsed around him.

„Oh fuck, that’s it. You’re milking my cock. Yes, so tight, so perfect. This must be heaven.“

Wade was so overwhelmed wirth his feelings that his mind was completely blank. There was only you and your wet pussy massaging every drop of cum out of him. He never this hard in his life before. You will be the dead of him, ypou and Peter, because he could only imagine what it would feel like to bury himself inside Peter’s little hole, hearing his moans, or the imagination of Peter fucking him, nailing his prostate wit every trust. Wade nearly blacked out from white, hot pleasure.

He forced himself to look at you. Your head thrown back and your legs shaking from your orgasm, but the odd thing was your hips were still meeting lazy trusts and Wade thought that he could maybe made you come again.

He didn’t know another orgasm was building inside you, chasing it by rapidly impaling yourself on his still hard cock. You whined when Wade shifted and seate himself automatically deeper inside you. His cock nudged your cervix and your eyes rolled back inside your head when his thumb started to rub your clit hard and fast.

„Fuck,“ you screamed again when it took Wade less tham a minute to make you come for a second time.

„Ahh…damn, Y/N,“ Wade muttered breathlessly when your walls tightened a bit more around him and he felt a little orgasm himself. His hips laziy rutted against you.

That was it, you were doney completely exhausted, but happy and satisfied. Your arched back fell on the bed and you let little moans, because Wade was still inside you and causing tiny waves of orgasmic pleasure.

„Too much,“ you whimpered, feeling sensitive and sore between your legs.

„Yeah, give me a moment and I will pull out,“ Wade replied and shuddered when he felt the last spasm of your pussy on his softened cock.

You nodded and caressed his arms. „I love you,“ you mumbled and Wade gave you a lovingly smile.

„Love you too, my heart,“ Wade answered and he felt indeed loved. You had shared something precious with him  his heart could burst from happiness.

Slowly he pulled out of your now sensitive pussy and sihed at the feeling of being empty. You missed him already, but he kissed you tenderly and embraced with his arms.

„How are you feeling?“ Wade asked you and nuzzled your cheek.

„I’m perfectly happy,“ you said.

„Do you think Peter enjoyed the show?“ you asked Wade amd looked finally over to your mutual boyfriend who was clearly enjoying himself. With his hand moving up anf down his hard cock and lust blown eyes, he looked back at you.

„That was the hottest show I’ve ever saw,“ he commented with a rough voice and the sound of it went straight p your core.

„We will take care of you, baby,“ you assured him, and Wade and you moved over to Peter who watched you anticipation.

[sincericida]

Andrew with a Deadpool cosplayer in "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" premiere.

Spideypool needs to happen.

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

Original Fiction

Wildflowers of Deliverance (three-part series)

Red, like my bleeding heart in your hand - 25k (complete--editing) novella prequel (the childhood years) - Follow Nash, his sister Jo, and his best friend Teddy in Deliverance, TN as they take on bullies and grow together, only to be ripped apart before they reach their potential

Blue, like don't forget about me - 60k (complete--editing) queer romance - Twenty years after Nash and Teddy lost touch, they reunite at a funeral and find all of the too-big feelings from childhood are still there, bubbling under the surface

Violet, like these delights - 50k~ (outlining) sequel to Blue - Jo's POV, coming of age in your 30's - Jo gets the freedom she thought she always wanted and finds, it kind of sucks actually

Woolen Hollow - Drafting Percolating - fantasy, magic systems, found family, accidental chosen one; a story about choice, family, and that weird forest kingdom girl who's obsessed with fortune tellers

Hot Air Balloon Town (working title - percolating) - In a small town famous for their hot air balloon museum and annual festival, a young woman decides she's going to break the world record for highest altitude in an open basket. However, the ghost in town is complicating things.

FanFiction

Spideypool (Peter Parker/Wade Wilson)

Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) -- slowburn soulmates au where friendship is magic (or the one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots)

The Little Barnacle -- Peter panics and botches Wade's proposal by proposing first like the babbling disaster man he is. He also turned out hella aro and this was his choice.

GwenMJ (Gwen Stacy/Michelle Jones)

michelle.mp3 -- Michelle breaks up with Peter and retreats to her grandma's house in the country to lick her wounds and meets Gwen, her insufferable neighbor who also happens to be the drummer and songwriter who upended her perfectly adequate life and is apparently back for more.

Parkner (Peter Parker/Harley Keener)

*deep breath*

Freak Out 'Verse -- It starts with a kidnapping, evolves through a summer romance, and ends with a portal to another dimension, team dynamics, and... shit tits? am i reading this right? ...really? Yeah folks it says shit tits what the fuck

Peaches 'Verse -- It starts with Abbie and Harley. It starts with leaving. It ends with Abbie and Harley and Peter and May. It ends with a room and choosing to stay.

The Distance Between (You and Me) -- Harley struggles to get a grip on his PTSD while his kidnappers are still out there, the board of directors at Stark Industries are looking for any excuse to deny him his future right to inherit the company, and his "bodyguard" drives him up the fucking wall.

For the First Time, Eye to Eye -- Peter and Harley have a lot of shit to work through and Harley's family reunion (while they pretend to be boyfriends of five years rather than workplace rivals), is not the time or place. And yet...

Lemon Boy -- Post-Endgame (sorry) Harley takes in Peter as a roommate to help with expenses while he remodels his deceased uncle's house. Both grieving in their own way, they eventually learn to see the other clearly--through the mask and despite the barriers.

Parkner One-Shots

Heart (in hand) Home (in you) - 2.5k - Harley-centric sick fic

An Insignificant Problem - 1.2k - De-aged!Peter; Fed-up!Harley

Wouldn't Dream of It - 2.3k - Harley-centric alien goo induced trip down memory lane

The Human Kind - 3.7k - Spidey and Laddie play hide and seek :) (mind the tags!)

Undercover? I thought you said under covers... - 3.7k - what it says on the tin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Peter, no - 3.4k - Peter is an awful outdoorsman. Harley is in love with him.

Rhythm and Blues - 1.3k - Flash POV! He's stuck late at school and sees something he isn't supposed to.

No Need to Rush - 5.3k - It's simple: Harley loves Peter. Yet complicated: Peter loves Harley.

Second Chances for Second Guessers - 3.7k - Peter is a flighty little whimp afraid of falling in love

Pete, I'm Fake Drunk and Wanna Go Home - 2.9k - Peter needs a night off and Harley has a fool-proof plan to make him take one

The Devil is a Hopeless Romantic - 2k - tried to write angst. it's only okay

Completely and utterly devoid of sex appeal - 1.7k - Peter has the hots for Harley when he wears a certain outfit. Unfortunately it's his work uniform. And they work together.

Fake Romance Crap - 3.4k - sure he fake married me an hour ago, but do you think he likes me?

Apeshit - 2.1k - A Freak Out 'Verse one-shot written for the prompt: You know what, maybe they ARE tired of being nice. Maybe they DO wanna go apeshit.

adventures with hair dye and feelings — In Space! - 8.7k - 5 times Harley and Peter don’t kiss +1 time they do (in space!) Written for the combined prompts: 8) every single kiss so far has been a disaster but it's really funny and 46) don't have a one night stand with your coworker on the spaceship

Put in the Work - 54.7k - Rated M - fka the nasa au, now with minimal nasa (sorry). Harley built his whole life around two things: his daughter and his career at NASA. It's nothing but bad luck that he's laid off at the same time Hazel is pushing for independence. To cope, he falls back on his usual stress-relief, hotel sex with a hot stranger, but bad luck arrives in threes and it's definitely bad luck to fall in love with your one-night stand. If only he had a friend to vent to other than his sister, his daughter, and his strange quasi-friendship with Spider-Man via twitter…

Come on, take a joyride - 6.8k - 5 times Harley takes Peter for a ride +1 time Peter takes Harley

Free Pass - 9k - Rated E - a smutty New Year's Eve one-shot that got plot in it somehow...

another time, a difference place (I have loved you before) - ??? - In-progress (I'm posting as I go for once) - Endgame parkner fix it fic. Peter and Harley were together inside the soul stone. Unfortunately, neither of them remember anything and these frequent bouts of deja vu are getting weird.

Coming Up...

Baseball Smut - Rated E - parkner one-shot. Baseball uniforms are sexy, okay?

Your Mom Freaked Out - ??? - An addition to the Freak Out 'Verse that occurs sometime before the final scene of You're Freaking Out's epilogue. Harley gets blasted with temporal rays when Peter and Tony's time machine experiment goes wrong. It's just his luck that he wakes up handcuffed with Officer Benjamin Parker sitting at his bed side...

Not Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (working title) - ??? (LONG) - Gen fic (no romantic parkner), Harley-centric, trans ftm!Harley, canon compliant, post NWH - Harley built his own Iron Man armor and he uses it Robin Hood style to keep Rose Hill from blinking out on the map. Abbie thought she was helping by sneaking off to meet with reporter Betty Brandt and her photographer, Peter Parker, to shed some light on the dire situation in small towns like Rose Hill post-blip and the extremes people like her brother go to to keep people fed and healthy. But getting kidnapped is rarely considered helpful.

Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home - ??? - Peter/Michelle - Sequel to Not SM4: BioH - Michelle POV (maybe with some Peter POV too--i'll decide when I actually get to writing it hah) -- Inspired by the events of Not SM4, Peter sets out to Boston get his friends back. Meanwhile, Michelle is trying to solve the mystery of why she and Ned have gaping holes in their memories. Ned has it worse than she does and has the therapy and medical bills to prove it, which is all the more reason for her to get to the bottom of this before his episodes get any worse. She's positive she could have solved it by now if not for the universe throwing constant distractions in her face--like the cute guy that recently started frequenting the shop where she works. And what the hell is Spider-Man doing outside of New York. One mystery at a time, Em. You'll figure it out. You always do.

We Were Gods (we were kids) - 100k~ - parkner childhood friends to estranged almost lovers to superheroes fighting on opposite sides to reluctant allies to lovers (this is the OG OG Blue like don't forget about me, back to its roots)

[mokkkki]

Hii! I'm a writer on ao3 too and I find myself starting books and then losing inspiration for them alot, do you have any tips or advice for that? I also just started your spideypool book & can I just say its AMAZING!! nfs?

hi gorgeous, thank you so much <33

i feel like this is a very universal thing for writers - you get a stroke of inspiration, you start imagining a lot of scenes, you type out a chapter and by the next day youre just done w it. theres the general advice: take breaks, set small, achievable goals, change your environment, accept imperfection... but i feel like this stuff applies to a writer with no motivation, when a lot of the time, its more about the inability to harvest your creative energy rather than the lack of creative energy itself, especially in this situation.

im in no ways an expert, but i personally think that the reason this happens is because of a lack of distinction between an idea and a story. when you start a book or fic or comic or any creative project, its borne from an idea - "i want character a to meet character b during a high-speed chase", and it kind of trails off after that. meanwhile, a story would be "character a, a bored getaway driver, meets character b, a broke police officer, during a high speed chase in a sinking city AND converts him to a life of crime", with the plot after being the corruption of the police officer and his foray into crime. the difference is that the story is an expansion of the idea - you now have the essential roles of the characters with their motivations, their basic roadmap, and a backdrop for all of this to take place in. overall, it has depth and substance. worldbuilding is CRITICAL to sustaining a story.

with that said, what feels like the most natural and efficient thing to do after that is to just. take all of your ideas and cobble them together into a coherent plot. this doesnt always work and might be horribly annoying, but if youre stubborn and committed enough, you can always find a way (plus, theres something insanely satisfying about blurring the seams between your ideas to create a smooth flow). "ideas" dont even have to be events, it can just be things that you like - using myself as an example, i like stupidly overpriced clothes, ear-splitting insults, neurotic men, slow burns, and succession - so im currently happily typing away at a massive fic that essentially serves as an amalgam of all those things.

alternatively, and i know i say this all the time but thats BECAUSE ITS TRUE, maybe you dont like what youre trying to write. it is probably something that you COULD write, or think that you SHOULD write, but if its just not working, then it isnt. something that makes me able to consistently write and upload chapters every sunday is that i am obsessed with their concepts and characters. obviously having people to comment and engage is super motivating and happy chemical inducing, but i believe that you have to like your story enough to keep writing it even with low engagement. it has to be satisfying and pleasurable to produce. otherwise, whats the point?

i tried my very best to answer this, i hope it wasnt too rambly or difficult to follow! feel free to shoot me a message if you need me to elaborate, or even just to brainstorm <3

[not-close-to-straight]

Seriously, Peter going 'I need you to be obsessed with me as much as I am with you.' was just perfect and it send a shiver of delight down my spine.

I'm not sure what that says about me😂😂😂

But, there is something so vulnerable and bold about him saying that, right! It's really laying your heart on the table and going 'this is what I feel/this is who I am' and the best thing is that Wade is like 'Yes, I dig that.'

YES

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It’s the unconditional acceptance! That’s what makes Spideypool so good! No matter what one of them says or needs, the other one figures out how to make it happen. And depending on the verse, sometimes it’s a different compromise for coping or sometimes it’s a very literal “I’ll bring you my heart” but no matter what. They can be honest and ugly and raw with their needs and the other one is always there to handle it.

They are BEAUTIFUL

[evilwickedme]

Idk if you have been asked this before, but what ur ur opinions in spideypool? I love the ship, but I hate how utterly hard it is to get a good comic out of them it's so sad

I think the reason I haven't been asked this before is because nobody really thinks to ask someome who writes spideypool fic what they think about the ship, but that's actually a really good question!

I love spideypool. I've been a spideypool shipper for about as long as I've been into marvel comics, since Deadpool was one of the first comics I picked up way back when in 2015. At the time it was pretty much omnipresent in the fandom, and for good reason - Deadpool's crush on Spidey is and was literally canon, or at least as much canon as it can be when it's played for laughs, and there's a lot of charm to their interactions.

To me, the appeal lies in the way they affect each other. Deadpool's got this whole hero worship mixed with actual attraction thing going on on his end, and Spidey has this whole "this is the most annoying man on the planet and possibly in the multiverse but also he's like pretty funny and our fight styles blend well" thing going on on the other end. A high quality longfic for these two will go into issues of morality and find where either of them need to or choose to change for each other, for better or for worse, and can easily include a heavy bit of angst regarding Wade's chronic pain and mental health issues or Peter's anger issues and monetary problems. A high quality pwp for these two will be very funny. These are both things I find incredibly appealing in my ships.

Also, visually, they really do fit together. Afaik, Deadpool's outfit was designed mostly to parody Deathstroke, but there's some Spider-Man in there anyway, and they look all matchy-match.

So why is it so hard to write a good teamup comic for them? Um... I'm not so sure that it is? Like I think that Deadpool annual from 2013 or 2014 where he and Spidey end up switching costumes is so fun and shows some of Wade's tendencies to mix hero worship and attraction really well, and a lot of their other early interactions are short but memorable. I think the issues of Daniel Way's run of Deadpool where Wade and Peter team up are some of the only actually good issues in the whole run, because Daniel Way actually wrote some themes and ideas into there and then didn't drop the ball immediately! He dropped the ball later, but not immediately, which is rare for him.

The main Spider-Man/Deadpool teamup comic seems to have mixed reviews. I haven't read through the whole thing yet, but like, I think it's fine? It certainly isn't outright bad, and it has some fun moments. I think the main problem with it is that it was created for and aimed at people who were fans of the ship, and then didn't really look beyond surface level into why people like the ship. Like I said, spideypool is at its best when it struggles with issues of morality and has some give and take, where both sides learn from the other. The team up comic is more like... Deadpool is bad cause he kills, but he wants to prove to Spidey that he's a good person! And then he tries to prove that by killing Peter Parker, who he thinks is evil (the team up comic started in a weird time in spidey's continuity where he was running a fortune 500 company, it's a whole thing)!

It's a lot of hijinks and shenanigans that I don't mind in fic, but prefer in smaller doses and one off team up comics. If I'm reading an ongoing, I'm going to want it to like... Be about something. At some point. A static character for a mainstay title is fine, but for the most part I want these characters to do something together beyond coexist. I think the best moment in the volumes of Spider-Man/Deadpool that I did read is the one where Wade introduces Spidey to Ellie Camacho, his daughter, because it forced Peter to reevaluate how he sees Wade. But then the itsy bitsy storyline happens, and it's such a shallow understanding of what makes Peter a good hero and what makes Wade ... Uh, Wade, and I think it just makes for mediocre storytelling.

I don't know I guess the problem is when we only had the one offs, we had a taste of something great, but when we got it in longform we realized the first bite was great, but the whole thing was a little stale.

I could write it real good tho, in case you're wondering. Marvel don't lose hope you can still hire me marvel I know you're reading this mARVEL

[yourfavouritemom]

I need help.

I'm searching for a type of spideypool fanfiction where Peter and Wade know eachother as vigilantes and irl.

They get sent in a mission together with the rest of the Avengers and they discover that they know eachother and like, werid shit happens, like a kiss out of the Blue ecc.

OR

They get caught, liked they faked not knowing each other or smth like that, and then the Avenger caught them kissing.

[moku-youbi]

Okay Hannigram and Spideypool fam, who will allow me to tempt them over to Klive in The Umbrella Academy fandom? We are way too small, and in need of fresh blood. Let me whisper in your ear about why it's awesome! Just look at this grouchy old murderbaby and his pansexual gnc disaster brother???

One's a 58 year old time travelling assassin stuck in his 13 year old body, the other's an immortal conduit to the other side and occasional accidental and reluctant cult leader!

Let's talk about the fact that as soon as Five reappeared after having been missing for 15 years, he takes a break in the middle of his Very Important 'The Apocalypse is Coming' lecture for this exchange: (and how I adore the rest of their siblings being, "wait, can we go back to the whole the apocalypse is happening in a week thing, pls")

Both have some serious PTSD -- Five from being trapped alone in the apocalypse for 45 years then being forced to be an assassin traveling through time killing innocent people. Klaus for a whole boat load of spoilery reasons, but lets say having ghosties haunting him his entire life is a good starting point, and then accidentally serving in Vietnam and losing his first love in the process is a good starting point, but really only the tip of the iceburg...But that's okay, they deal with it in totally healthy ways--by drinking to excess, doing lots of drugs, and never talking about their trauma!

But they get up to wacky hijinks, go on road trips, sing romantic duets, and occasionally open up to each other and have a totally adorable tendency to talk at the same time and reaching the same conclusions <3

Plus, look at these adorable babies!!! Prickly little Five letting baby Klaus hang all over him! Clearly they were crushing hard on each other as kids.

And now some recs! I haven't read a lot because I am working on a long fic, and I don't like being influenced by similar stories. However, there are some great ones I've come across!

Eta this first link was wrong, sorry 😔😔

Soft Sixties by sarkywoman - Lovely season 2 AU where Klaus and Five stick together when they time travel to the 60s, and end up a few years earlier than most of the rest of the gang (like Klaus in the show). It's sexy and sweet and domestic, with great characterisation.I really love Five's unwillingness to lose what he's got, no matter what lengths he has to go to, and how Klaus is all in with him. (I recommend all their stuff tbh, love how they write this ship!) An Unlikely Pair by Schattenmalerin - Pre-canon teenaged Klive. Sadly unfinished, but what's there is really, really great. They have a great dynamic, with precocious Klaus fully aware of what's going on between them, while genius but innocent Five is a little slower catching on. Takes place when their relationship is starting to go from the innocent puppy love stage to the burgeoning awareness of their sexual attraction to one another. I really wish there was more of this *le sigh*

Easy and impossible by Softestsweetestlove - Super sexy and hot season 3 fic with bed sharing and dirty talk. Make sure to read the follow up, as well as all the rest of their stuff. I simply adore how they write these two, with Klaus desperately horny for Five, and Five feeling safe and comfortable with Klaus.

And the couple short fics I've written so far (both for kinktober, so you know, kinky porn):

In the Palm of Your Hands - Post season 3, siblings all living together, Klaus decides to start getting his tattoos done again and is left unable to use his hands for certain things...he and Five have been flirtatiously toeing the line in the next step of their relationship, and Five decides to cross on over and lend a hand. (Kinks - autoerotic asphyxiation, breathplay, body modification, masturbation-ish)

Need to Hear You Say - post season 3 curtain fic with lots of sex. Just wanted to write some fluffy, uncomplicated established relationship with exploring kinks. It was supposed to be short and sweet and got away from me... (Kinks -- all consensual -- dollification, somnophilia, drugged sex, agalmatophilia, slut-shaming, dirty talk, crossdressing but I mean Klaus is GNC anyway...)