#spitball

[kasmusser]

The way so many "feminist" retellings actually give their women less agency makes me want to bite someone

[hyperfixiation-station]

Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.

Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.

[kalimarinu]

thinking about the dates gaz would take you on. - spitball

[ relationships : kyle 'gaz' garrick x gn!reader (romantic) ]

[ warnings : 2nd person pov , gn reader 🤍 , reader is around the age of gaz , no dialogue ]

[ notes : no notes ! ]

loves all sorts of dates but he favors picnics and aquariums.

likes making homemade food with you for the picnics!

made a playlist just for picnic dates and each of you have an earbud in while it's playing

he found a little secret place just for the picnic. like full on empty, far away, quiet grassy hill, both of you set on the picnic blanket that's under the shade of a tree

when you guys go to the aquarium he likes the jellyfish section ooh my blog theme

he's resisting the urge to press himself up fully on the glass, a small shine in his eyes as he stares at the glowing brainless creatures fluttering around in the water. his favorite are 100% moon jellyfish

loves to pet the manta ray and guitar rays at the petting zone, liking the odd but cool feeling again his hand.

not gonna lie, he kind of gets scared of the darker-themed parts of the aquarium. he still goes into the area though due to curiosity and things, but he's ashamed of it

always excited for next time or you guys go to a new aquarium he hasn't been before.

[heavymetallovrrr]

dude where’s the love for arasha she is so pookie :( Spitball made me love her even more

[pyromaniacalflameguy]

(none of them are normal)

[baseballbybsmile]

Fun Fact: Baseball Hall of Fame spitball pitcher Gaylord Perry won 314 games in his 22-year major league career!

[wild-grinders]

theres probably a ton of patches on the back

[iwatamoe]

"KNOWLEDGE"

(video installation / loop) 

“ミニマル美術″ 2023.12 KUNST ARZT

kismet or ...

[giffypudding]

War of wills

[bluedelliquanti]

Every year, a comics class at CCAD organizes and publishes a comic anthology with stories drawn by students and scripts written by established professionals. I participated this year, writing a script for Presley Turner, who’s knocking it out of the park! This year’s volume is available for preorder through May 12 - get your copy now!

This year’s book features stories written by Sloane Leong, Tina Horn, Jorge Corona, Andy Warner, Ngozi Ukazu, Ryan North, Annie Mok, Jarrett Williams, Blue Delliquanti, & Bishakh Som. Our student artists are Max Schaller, Vin Mugavero, Bonnie Gumser, Skye Berggren, Zac Miller, Addi Kalmbach, Becky Harris, Jason Morrow, Presley Turner, & Josie Renkwitz. Our managing editor this year is Emi Gennis.

[kasmusser]

Real cauldrophobia hours

[shitbrainratface]

Three girls!

O dam, click for better quality

[kalimarinu]

nikprice painting date. - spitball

[ relationships : nikolai x john price (romantic) ]

[ warnings : 3rd person pov , reader not present 🖤 , quarreling old men , i know nothing about painting , i say the f-word (pardon my french) ]

[ notes : thinking so hard about nik and price having a painting date 🧎‍♂️ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AGGHH ]

i can imagine them painting on one huge canvas together. and i feel like john would have a painting hobby when he was younger, so it’ll probably be half a masterpiece and half looking like a kid’s finger painting (don’t tell anybody, but the ‘worse’ side is probably nik’s. still amazing though)

but they bicker like an old married couple on what to actually paint. it takes more time to agree on what to create than it takes to actually do it

then i just know nik has the urge to put just y'know.. put some silly little brush strokes on john’s cheeks mid-way too. & suddenly it’s impossible to resist, that very decision turns into a fucking painting fight and soon enough their faces and painting overalls are both covered in acrylic paint (they are so immature, sigh)

eventually, they do finish the painting after possibly a couple hours. price spots the many very small mistakes but nikolai assures him the painting is wonderful, and they both (especially him <3) did lovely. (he doesn’t trust nik)

or better yet, they are painters. like professional ones who actually have a clue on what they’re doing. painter!nikolai meets painter!price and move in together and live a happy ever after? yeah, i’m about to implode

i can see nik being more into painting portraits with gouache, and price more of a landscape painter, using oil paints.. and somehow their paintings still complement each other’s perfectly— color, composition, style, everything. they are meant to be

nik wears a bright red painting beret just for the jokes and funnies, and when his husband mentions anything about it, even one word, he says, “but you’re wearing that boonie hat? while painting? really? that accessory is practically your baby.” and then price goes on a rant on why his hat just needs to stay on. (yes, he still has his hat even in this au, how could he not)

[schlock-luster-video]

[manicwax]

I got robbed on a dime, call that shit financial crime.

[wild-grinders]

thoughts on spitball?

No thoughts on him really. If he wants to keep his life a mystery, then he can his secrets.

Okay, but there's nothing really going in my brain for Spitball other than my headcanons around him. Rob Dyrdek's original idea was to make him a Mexican punk skater, but then the animated pilots were like 'street ninja'.

This combination actually managed to roll up together very nicely. In southern California, there's many Asian-Hispanic/Latino communities and it would make perfect sense if Spitball is both Mexican and Japanese. Him being a street ninja in southern California just makes sense.

But it kinda sucks that they don't really go into the 'punk' part of his world. He dresses like one, but many of his episodes focus on him being a ninja. And it's not very common to see punk-ish characters with melanin in a lot of media, even though there's a ton of them in real life. Would have loved to see more of him as Rob Dyrdek originally intended.

Not only that, but very awesome of him to hate cops in his pilot animation. You know, the plot that the series should have made in the first place.