#sqauts

[sacreblugh]

i was put on this earth to wear sexy little fashionable outfits that the general consensus doesn't really get

[lightningbig]

if we ignore all the aching sadness of it there IS something incredibly funny about missa 'living' out of their old first house that phil never goes in anymore

[iwanttododrugsagain]

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[poppy-metal]

sighs

jordan having you wear the strap so they can ride it and you’re so not used to it because woah this never ever happens what in the world you are a pillow princess through and through what is this tomfoolery

but let’s be real jordan is the one controlling the whole situation, getting themself off how they want, kissing you like they’re starving for you, telling you how good you are under them but also somehow managing to be mean about it??

and if you don’t cum from the pressure on your clit alone? they’ll make sure to pay you back for your service before the night is over 🫡

-🪻

no because hold on.

double ended dildo. them folding you into a mating press, legs half folded to your chest, ass raised, jordans toned body sqautted over yours, slamming their cunt down onto the dildo connecting you both. everytime the come down, hard, it moves the silicone inside you, making you gasp. that combined with the constant pressure of jordans clit hitting yours with every downward rut, and the way they're gripping your thighs, holding you open, keeping you wide and spread as they ride the toy. you're close to sobbing because your cunt is so tender from the abuse, jordan fucks nasty, fucks themselves nasty, pounding it out on your poor little pussy everytime they bounce up and down.

"daddy -" you sob, toes curling, "daddy s'too much - daddy please -"

"shut up," they'd snap. chasing their own orgasm they feel building in their gut, pussy eating up that dildo and eventually they stop bouncing up and down on it and just rub their cunt against yours, the toy completely swallowed up by both of you as they rut meanly into you. "I'm so fucking close. fuck, daddy's so close -"

you sniffle as they start up again, crying out when their hands come up to grip your ankles and yank your legs even wider, to give themselves more room. you feel their feet brace under your ass on the mattress and then they really go to town, fucking themselves up and down on the silicone dick, by proxy fucking you just as hard with it, your cunt gushing around the constant humping of the toy against your sensitive insides, and the wail you let out when jordan grunts, pulling up almost all the way off the fake cock to rub at their clit hard and fast.

"oh, fuck, that's it - fucking stay right there -"

when they cum, they squirt, liquid gushing from their cunt and splashing all over your lower hips and thighs, dripping down into your own wet pussy. all raw and abused from that thorough pounding.

when they come down, and finally lower your legs, slipping off the dildo, your body feel like jello. tear tracks on your cheeks, body flushed, and your cunt is still throbbing between your legs, the other half of the toy still burried inside you. you squeeze your thighs together, wondering if you can get away with reaching down and fucking yourself on it a little.

but jordan is one step ahead of you, warm body, slick with sweat sliding behind you to spoon you. they're alot nicer now that they'd fucked their frustration out on you and got off, humming and kissing your shoulder as their hands wander down your stomach, all the way down to your cunt, where they grip the part of the dildo that's outside of you with a firm hand and drag it slowly out.

you gasp at the sensation, whining in relief or frustration, you dont know, but jordan only pulls it out to switch sides, so the side that'd been inside them, is now poised to enter your cunt.

"feel that, baby," they drag the flared head up and down through your drenched folds, tap it against your throbbing clit. "feel how hard you made daddy cum all over this dick -" they nudge your sore hole with the head of it, you arch your back against their sweaty chest, feel their hard nipples digging into your shoulders, their other hand sliding under your armpit to grip your throat. keep you anchored. "now daddy's gonna fuck you with it - get it all wet and juicy with your cum too."

you hear the wet squelch when they push it in, your cunt flaring open and sinking around the intrusion despite how sensitive you are.

jordan hooks their chin over your shoulder to watch it slide in and out between your legs, the wet sheen of your combined juices coating it.

"god, that's hot-" they say, almost to themselves, sawing the cock in and out of you as you lose your mind. "-your pussy just fucking eats up whatever i give it. and you tried acting innocent when we met."

you dont even have it in you to argue on your behalf, clenching around the silicone toy, dazed and drooling. though you do whimper pitifully in protest. you were innocent! before them, anyway.

"slutty fucking cunt. wants to get beat up by a big fat cock even when you're all tapped out up there, huh?"

you gurlgle something of a reply, tears streaming down your cheeks as your belly tightens. jordan kisses your neck, behind your ear, tender in constrast to how they're fucking your hole with the toy, tunneling it in and out hard enough that the headboard bangs against their wall.

"that's it. cum on it, baby. daddy wants to see you cum on it-"

thats all it takes, and your eyes are rolling back as your cunt spasms around the thrusting dildo between your legs, wet juices gushing out and coating the whole length of it in wet sticky cum. some of it is probably pee, lets be real.

jordan turns your head to kiss into your lax mouth, tongue dipping inside languidly. their pearl chain necklace brushes against your chest as they tuck your hair back, out of your flushed face.

"you're so pretty, you know that?" they ease the toy out and kiss you again when you whine. "i know its sore. we'll take a warm bath in a bit, okay? just need to hold you for a bit."

[soledadcatalina]

[id: a digital drawing of my ocs, angel and mirna on the beach. angel is an older, light skinned Filipino butch with short gray hair with full body tattoos that are floral and defined with wavy, bold blue lines. he's wearing red swim short and lying on a blue beach towel, propped up with his elbows, book in hand, looking up at mirna with a wry smile. mirna is an older, light skinned Filipino woman with long salt and peper hair in an undercut. she's wearing a black bikini and is sqautting between angel's legs, dripping sea water and pointing a finger at his chest. smirking, mirna says "You know, sudoku and sightseeing aren't beach exclusive activities." to this, angel replies "No, but this view is!"]

i appreciate the reception angel's gotten earlier, rest assured his wife mirna shares the same sentiment too.

[a-tale-of-legends]

i find it so interesting that the first thing nemona thinks about when it's revealed there's another radion, the first thing she thinks is " oh wait if they're family? what if the other is waiting for them?"

Like that has to say something right? Between the fact that her parents are " hands off" and we don't know sqaut about the relationship and her sister- it has to mean something that Nemona is being so optmistic here. And yeah, she has no reason not to be, but if i remember correctly, even when the other raidon was clearly not friendly, she was still hoping for it, ya know?

It kinda makes me think of how she described her family as "fine"( again going from memory). Like she herself doesn't exactly think of them negatively despite the context being less than ideal. In fairness, we just don't have a lot of hard dialogue about nemona and her family outside of those lines, but still, i feel like it's safe to assume her family- or at least her parents - are pretty neglectful. And yet she still tries to like. Lessen the blow. I don't even think she thinks badly of them as Arven did with his parents. I dunno. I'm rambling, and this probably doesn't make much sense. Here's hoping that we one day get something animated with Nemona regarding her family life!

TLDR: I think it's very interesting that Nemona seems to be the person that chooses the more optimistic and/or idealistic perception of family. I could just be looking into it too much, of course, but it simply stood out to me.

[gorillageek27]

Why is he sqautting like he's on the toilet?

[ebabunnii]

Bimbo body booty challenge 🍑

4x10 sqauts

4x10 deadlifts

4x10 hip thrusts

4x10 donkey kicks

4x10 fire hydrants

4 30 second planks

If you cant do 4×10, do 3x8, or 2x6

[thelovejustinbelivesin]

So tell me why I go over my friends house nd we do karaoke and I sing Hamilton nd 21 chump street tell me why I start to play come back home and my friends mom friend FALLS OFF THE COUCH INTO A SQAUT while yelling “he’s cute” takes a picture of the video we’re watching looks him up on instagram and follows him and now we joke arguing about that being our man

[murderofravens]

I don’t think I’m normal..

THE WAY HE SQAUTS!? I need him so impossibly bad/ like ik he’s not doing anything but HE DOES STUFF 2 ME THAT I CAN NOT EXPLAIN CAGE ME.

He looks so cold here !! Which is why I’m soaking🙁 THE WAY HE THREATENS SUKUNA I NEED HIM TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE SOOOSSOSOSOSOSO BADDD I NEED HIM

N ITS THE WAY HE TEASES SUKUNA IN THE FIRST PIC HES SO HOTTOT (sorry for the rant😣

YES YES I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH EVERYTHING ABSOLUTELY!! im so not normal ab him.. hes so daddy omgie..

[lenniharrisonsims]

Newcrest Occupied, War is Over!

A secret invasion of Newcrest last night proved successful in capturing the usurpers and removing the last obstacle to the end to the war!

With Victor captured and all of the lands he previously invaded now occupied by the Simsdom Empire, the only thing that stood in the way of calling an official end to the war, was the usurper Stefano, who still held Newcrest, but no longer!

Last night, Allied forces stormed New Moon Palace and were able to take the castle from the usurpers sqautting there- Stefano and Justine- as well as capturing Victor's granddaughter, Princess Emma, who was there as part of a treaty between Newcrest and Windenburg. The treaty engaged Princess Emma to Stefano's son, Damien, but after the capture of the palace, he was nowhere to be found. Sources are saying he was sent to train with Windenburgian Military Forces, and his current location is now lost.

Princess Emma, however, was found safe and sound. She has become a ward of the Allied Nations in light of her father's arrest- official guardianship of the Princess will be decided during the trials.

Speaking of trials- Her Imperial Majesty gave a speech this morning after the successful capture of Newcrest, announcing the official end to the war!

The Tsarina gave a moving speech, recognizing those we have lost in this battle against tyrrany, and thanking those who have sacrified the most to win this war.

She was accompanied by her husband and children, as well as her sister and brother-in-law, Queen Misha and King Cesare of Newcrest, for the speech- all who have done their part in serving the war effort, or who have been personally affected by it, or both. Both Prince Consort Matthew and Prince Benedict served in the Imperial Navy, and the Crown Princess managed that navy, as commander of the Britechester Brigade. Princess Rosalind was a hostage to Windenburgian forces in Selvadorada, and King Cesare and Queen Misha have been living in exile since the invasion of Newcrest.

HIM declared that as of 8am this morning, the war was officially over. The fates of those who were arrested during the war, as well as what will become of Windenburg as a sovereign state, will be decided during a set of trials overseen by representatives from each of the Allied Nations. The Empress has already announced that she has been voted to act as Foreperson for the Jury, and that the representatives are on their way to Glimmerbrooke as we speak.

Justice and fair sentence will be passed to those who either helped or hindered the cause of freedom. After the trials are over, the sovereign leaders of the occupied states will be placed back in authority, and Allied Forces will return home.

Can we just say.... hallellujah! Finally! The war is over!!

[shoethelaces]

why in the TITFUCK is there a sqautting CLOWN PIRATE on my DASH and WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE HAVE HIM TOO

[strangerthanfictionlife]

Second time now that I’ve ripped my pants while sqautting

[stitcheswashere13]

Hello, it’s been a rough day today, I was wondering if you could write something for me? Zero pressure if your not up to it.

The prompt is- is something. S/o goes into a manic episode/mental breakdown and tries to cut their hand off and the boys stop them and help them calm down. For legal reasons no I didn’t try to cut my hand off today twice. :)

Could you have Jason, Michael, Thomas, Yautja, and Freddy in this one?

Again, no pressure to write this, I’m fully aware it’s an… interesting ask. So if your not comfortable, don’t do it. Have a wonderful day!

Of course I'll right this! I'm sorry I got to this late and I'm sorry about your bad day!

Slashers- Jason, Micheal, Thomas hewitt, Yautja and Freddy.

Gn reader & 885 words (not including end note!)

Side note- Ik a few of these slashers can't talk but for this piece we're going to pretend that they can or that they ae using ASL. Also due ignore the title idk what to title this.

Warnings⚠️- this is graphic. Even though I recommend my fluff to 13+ this one I recommend to 16+!

SLASHERS X MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Jason Voorhees-

Jason came in just in time, he knocks the knife out of your hand and bear hugs you. "Y/n are you ok? Please be okay." Jason says as he runs his hand up and down your back. Jason doesn't care whether or not you respond or if you're mad at him for stopping you, as long as your in his arms and safe he doesn't care. "Y/n... I love you, I love you more than anything, you always manage to make me proud of you, please if you ever need help let me know, I don't want to lose you... please my flower," Jason whispers. Once you calm down some, Jason picks you up and carries you to his room. He sets you on the bed, grabs every sharp object and throws it in a bag and tosses the bag out the room. Jason then sqauts down and hands you a stuff animal. "stay here okay? I'm going to get you some water, some tissues, and some food, I'll just bring one of everything." Jasona says softly as he waddled out the room. Jason comes back with tissues, 3 water bottles, 5 bags chips and some french fries. You two spent the rest of the day cuddling, talking and watching movies.

Micheal-

Micheal came in to see you crying while holding a large kitchen knife near the wrist of you hand, getting ready too cut your hand off. He rushes over and grabs your hand. "No, not now not ever." Micheal says while grabbing the knife from your hand and throwing it across the room. You can hear a worried, but confused hum come from micheal. He didn't understand why someone he loves and cherishes choose to hurt themselves. Micheal pulls you into his arms and just holds you there. He moves his arm up and down your back slowly letting you vent and cry as much as you want. Micheal listens to everything your saying making sure to nod his head to really let you know that he is there for you. After you either stop venting or calm done he will pull up his mask and give you a fohead kiss and muttering "I love you, everything is going to be okay."

Definitely for the next 3 weeks Micheal will be spending every Mila second with you (doing anything your heart wants) . Even though he hates the fact of not going out on a killing spree, he will do anything and I mean anything to make you feel better and to see you smile again.

Thomas hewitt-

Tommy came in right when he saw you grab the large kitchen knife. "No. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no" Tommy repeats this as he runs over to you and grabs the knife. He sets the knife down and puts his hand on the side of your face, he rubs his thumb up and down your face, "It's okay, y/n I'm hear now." He says while letting you fall into his chest. "It's going to be okay, let it all out, I promise, I love you more than anything." He says while running his hand up and down your back. Once Tommy knows that you have calmed down some he picks you up and carries you to the sunflower field. He unties his apron and puts it on the ground so you can sit on it.

He lets you vent, this is the spot where you can tell Tommy everything you want and no fear about being heard. If you don't want to vent/you're, he will let you lay on his chest and you two will watch the clouds/stars. (Wich ever you like more lol<3)

Yautja-

Yautja saw you curled up in a ball, with a knife laying in front of you. He runs over to you, and slides the knife away from you. Yautja then move to sit by you, putting his arm around you. "Y/n... it's okay... I promise, I swear on my life everything is going to be okay... I love you..." Yautja says while taking a long pause in between his words. He lets you fall into his chest, not caring what you do to him, as long as your later going to be okay. He holds you hand as you cry, trying his best to be there for you.

Yautja spends the rest of the day comforting and pampering you. You want food? Boom Yautja is there with food. You want water? Yautja is there with some water.

Freddy-

"Y/n? Y/n please no!" Freddy yelled while running over to you. Freddy nearly knocked you over when he hugged you. " Are you okay?! Did you hurt yourself," Freddy asked while examining if you have any marks on you from the episode. Once he sees that you have no marks,he pulls you into his chest, and holds you there. He will let you vent, as he trys his best to make you feel comforted. He will kiss your forehead here and there before he says something, while rubbing his hand up and down your back.

After you calm down some, he takes you upstairs and tucks you in bed. "You should sleep, you've been crying so you're probably exhausted." He says while turning off the lights. "I'll see you in your dreams."

End note-

Hello everyone! Tysm for all the love, I hope you enjoyed! There will be another post today!! Have a lovely day <3

[gorillageek27]

Jaune:*check out his new pants* you know what? My ass looks fucking great in these. Like holy shit. All those sqauts paid off.

[ebabunnii]

If you want that bimbo booty, eat your oats and do your sqauts 🍑 💪 💄 💋