Awww, kitten is so fucking tiny! ...Wait, does that mean can play hide and seek in Companions clothes without them knowing? Like under Guardian's hat or even Blazer's jacket or etc?
Yes, yes they would
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“Fearsome Critters that roam the forests of America are realer than Me.”
For @thenephewfredtoyourscrooge who wrote a song about a squonk once
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The Musical Cushion
The above illustration is sufficient to describe this decidedly clever novelty. This cushion is made so as not to invite suspicion from the most careful observer, the moment a person sits down on the cushion, a series of the most hideous noises imaginable is produced. The effect created with this novelty would be impossible to describe.
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Chimney: Why is Buck crying?
Eddie: Well... Buck has become obsessed with cryptids, and he has been researching about them and he just discovered the squonk.
Chimney: I still don't understand why Buck is crying.
Eddie: Sshh, it's almost coming.
Buck: *ugly crying* He thinks he's ugly and that's why he hides and cries a-and if you see him, he will dissolve in a pool of tears because he is ashamed of himself! *sobs and continues crying*
Eddie: * Rubbing Buck's back* sssh, sssh, don't cry mi amor.
Buck: * Shedding* He's from Pennsylvania, just like me!
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Cryptids I made last year! Kickstarter in progress 🥳
Plush Kickstarter here!
From left to right they are Squonk from Pennsylvania, Nightcrawler from California and Deerman from Oklahoma.
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When Doc creates a cat translator ( wants to know what they gonna say :))
…they are cats
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Little brain: the adhd creature has four legs
Normal brain: the adhd creature has two limbs
Galaxy brain: the adhd creature is a Fresno nightwalker ( also the depression creature is a squonk)
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Cryptid of the Day: Squonk
Description: The Squonk is said to live in the Hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania, described as being covered in warts, and is ashamed of its appearance. In fact, it spends most of its time weeping and it can avoid being captured by turning into a puddle of tears. Despite this, it’s still prettier than you.
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