#stahp this

[sreegs]

Coming soon to Tumblr: a button on posts that allows you blast the 'pain3' sound from Half Life (1998) directly at the poster

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Luci’s gonna beat you up, Al. :V

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

you know, as an asexual who still enjoys viewing sexual content in like books fanfiction and films and things, it's all fun and games until I remember that people actually DO THOSE THINGS?? LIKE IN REAL LIFE?? REGULARLY??🧍🏻‍♂️like WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX ISNT A FANFICTION TROPE??? 😭 crazy out here man

[lila-rose]

JACK HUGHES 2024 Stadium Series - 2.16.2024

[cchuu]

 chuu ~  ♡

[gunsatthaphan]

"married life???"

[slashfuhrer]

this one deserves a separate post because it broke my heart

[wejustvibing]

I have always said over the years how much Lewis is a great driver, how much he has done for F1. He will join Ferrari and this is a sign of how much he believes he can do great things with us.

The hug that Lewis wanted to give him (Bearman) shows what a great champion he is on and off the track.

- John Elkann

[metamorphesque]

"Do you want me to wake up the cat for you?" Brodsky used to ask his guests as a sign of deep admiration.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

hiii the double trouble au lives rent free in my brain like I make a full breakfast and fluff pillows daily for these men 💕

Does Colonel König want kids? 👉👈 What if he thinks he’s too old for them until he sees how sweet Wifey is with small children and he gets hit with Category 5 Baby Fever?

lord knows if the Colonel and Wifey are trying then young König will do his damndest to put a bun or two in that oven because everything is an unspoken competition between those two, ESPECIALLY paternity.

Of course young recruit has to sabotage another important project >:)

But when he hears about it he's so insulted – you want a baby and no one told him?! Have you both lost your mind??

He’s the most obvious choice for this thing: he’s young, he’s active and he’s virile… His sperm is more potent compared to the Colonel’s for sure! It’s a bad joke that you’re trying for a baby with that tired old grandpa, but luckily he’s here to save the day.

While the Colonel concentrates on making the house baby proof and ensuring that you’re both eating clean to improve your chances, young recruit simply chooses quantity over quality. Babies are made by, well, making them!

Doesn’t care if you’re ovulating or not (barely even knows what that means); you’re having sex multiple times a day. The Colonel can go and make those green fertility smoothies while he does what he does best. You can take the paternity test later, it doesn’t matter, it’s quite clear who's going to win this race. And isn’t it funny that the Colonel is out, buying a baby stroller for his kid…? :)

[shades-of-dark-gray]

Girl...............................

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Bob. Bob, stop. Put down the sword--JUST FOR A SECOND, Bob, just take a moment to think. I understand--yes, I know that's your brother. He's a daemon, Bob. Your brother is a DAEMON. D-A-E-M-O-N. He's pumped full of daemon juice and flying high on the warp dust, Bob! You can't--yes, I know you're a primarch. He's also a primarch. Your brother is a primarch AND a daemon, and you are just a primarch. What do I mean by "just a primarch"--look. We're getting distracted here. The point is--look. YOU CAN'T WIN THIS ALONE. It's not gonna--yes, I know you fought your brothers before. They weren't daemons then! That's the difference, Bob! It's just daemons all the way down! You can't--I know about the sword, Bob! The sword will do jackshit if he uses daemon shit to dodge! You can't depend on the sword, Bob! For the love of--please, just take the Custodes with you. Take the Victrix Guard. Take--yes, some of them will die. And you know what? They'll die happy knowing they kept the guy CARRYING THE ENTIRE IMPERIUM alive! You have to--Bob, no. No no no come back THRONEDAMMIT BOBBY--

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Can you draw Alastor playfully cuddling with Husk? I'm a radiohusk shipper 🥰

How about a face nuzzle? :V

[nomosk1r]

Izuku: This is the story of how I became the world's greatest hero

The story:

[theliterarywolf]

Everytime I see someone talking about the shitty pre-order 'bonus' for Scarlet and Violet, I'm just over here like

"... Y'all are out here pre-ordering games?"

[neverevan]

I am actually going to smack him