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#stan starts to flirt with raine to mess with eda
sea-owl · 2 years
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Your honor I'm in love with Raine and Eda's relationship but also I adore the idea of Stan and Eda being besties who commit crimes together.
Picture this:
Eda and Stan meet while doing a heist they both just happened to be on. For said heist they have to get married to infiltrate a couples only event.
They enter the event as the newlyweds Hal and Marilyn Forrester. They then to proceed to rob every rich person blind.
Eda and Stan are just best friends who sometimes pretend to be married for heists they go on. And sometimes they try to rob eqch other too. It's always back and forth on who robs who.
For liability reasons they never tell one another their real names. They always affectionately call each other their ex-husband/wife. It honestly just becomes a joke between the two of them.
Stan does know Eda is a witch. Woman does out right magic in front of him.
Eda knows about Ford. She's from another dimension and had promised Stan she could keep an eye out for his brother.
Well years down the line, when the Emperor is defeated, Raine and Eda have worked on their issues. Meanwhile on Earth the Stan twins are traveling the world on their boat, Ford needs to consult with an old friend.
Using a modified dimension hopper the Stans travel to the Boiling Isles to meet up with Ford's old friend Lilith. Who just so happens to be at the Owl House. Ford is excited to finally meet the infamous Owl Lady.
Lilith walks inside. "Hey Eda I have an old friend who wants-"
"Hal!"
"Marilyn!"
Ford and Lilith look between their siblings. "THAT'S YOUR EX?!" The siblings groan because crap there's two of them.
Stan and Eda ignore them as the two starting talking about their kids and pulling out pictures. At the same time they're trying to figure out if they can pull one last heist for old times sake.
Poor Raine is trying to figure out if they should be jealous or continue the bisexual crisis because oh Titan there's two of them.
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