#stand Up !

[gldnstrngs]

gay people drive me insane

[thoughtportal]

Gentrified food snacks

[poetry-protest-pornography]

My love @chelebell sent me this, and the whole thing is gold.

My fellow elder millennials/xennials, have this perfect 4 minutes of comedy.

To any gen z-ers who see this, please listen to Iliza, we're with you, but our backs hurt and we're so tired.

[lets-make-light-now]

To the Fucking USA.

First you kill us Palestinians by arming Israel.

Then you humiliate us by Veto the cease fire.

You create famine and starvation

And now you want to give humanitarian aid by building a port.

Go the fuck back to fairy tale land.

[reality-detective]

A Minnesota woman shares how many people in her state feel about Tim Walz. 🤔

[fluttersharpi]

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

[fearnesbells]

laura is POSSESSED by imogen temult because that is the face of sapphic wanting. that is LIVE FOOTAGE of me in ninth grade listening to she by dodie about my best friend. everyone who had that formative gay crush that scoured out your insides… this is that.

wow. laura bailey. how does it feel to be possessed by imogen temult.

[feeldco]

[ethicsaesthetic]

Thinking about Lestat sending Louis gifts and apologizing for six years and then realizing “no, I pulled this guy by crashing his brother’s funeral I need to be a bitch” so he puts his side-chick’s voice on his love song. And it fucking WORKED.

[seasidefae]

was it really that funny, oscar?

[erinwantstowrite]

if i was a stand up comedian i'd be sitting down actually. i'd bring my own armchair to every show and i'd sit in it and pretend me and the audience are buddies having a chat. or like i'm an old woman who invited everyone to my house and i'm gossiping with them

[thoughtportal]

Happy Lunar New Year!

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[iftadwascool]

[l1li4n]

everyone is a maxplaining fan

[reality-detective]

* * * News Interruption * * *

[sher-ee]

Former GA Republican Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan has endorsed Kamala Harris for President.

"This November, I am voting for a decent person I disagree with on policy over a convicted felon without a moral compass"