Fives: Did it hurt when you fell
Fives: from that wall
Fives: and then the wall exploded
Fives: and you didn't stop screaming
Rex:
Fives: cause that was funny as shit
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Some bounty hunter: I guess what the rest of you out there say about you Guards is true. I've met your brothers before. You look like a wet loth-cat compared to them. Life at the Capital really making you lose your edge, huh?
Fox, five seconds away from ripping the guy apart with his bare hands like a feral tooka fighting for the last piece of garbage: Gasp! So you think I'm SKINNYYYYYYYYYY-
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Mayfeld: What? She your girlfriend or something?
Din: Or something.
Cyare, who conveniently neglected to mention that she is, in fact, Din's wife: :)
Beloved Masterlist
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luke: where do babies come from?
owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.
luke:
luke: you're not lying
owen: nope
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!
Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Anakin: I want my master.
Cody: I want your master to.
Anakin: Snips? what do you think the commander ment by that?
Ahsoka, not paying attention: He wants to bang Obi-wan.
Anakin:
Anakin:
Anakin: Rex. Your brother is dead to me.
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Obi-Wan: Это все твоя вина!
Anakin: Yeah, I know.
Ahsoka: You speak Russian?
Anakin: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.
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Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.
Cody: Very, very close.
Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.
Cody: We're not friends.
Anakin : What???
Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.
Anakin: What else do you do?
Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...
Cody : Your master and I sleep together.
Obi-Wan : Cody!
Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.
Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.
Cody : Me too.
Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.
Obi-Wan : What?
Cody : What?!
Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.
Cody : WHAT?!
Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.
Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!
Cody : I'm going to be sick...
*2 hours later*
Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!
Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.
Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!
Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.
Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?
Anakin : What were they talking about then?
Kix :
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old
Cody: What happened?
Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok
Cody:
Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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In the middle of the night in the Commander Chat:
Bly: So which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you make it with hot water?
Cody, who has become the self-proclaimed tea expert of the batch because of his proximity to Obi-Wan: you've been making it with cold water?????
Ponds, eternally confused and concerned: Bly, please answer the question
Bly: Yeah?? I thought that people were using hot water to speed up the "teafication" process. Didn't realise that there was an actual reason. no wonder Aayla doesn't ask me to make tea anymore
Wolffe: you couldn't be assed to put the cup into the microwave for three minutes to boil the water?
Cody, this close to losing it: WHY are you putting it in the microwave to boil it??????!!
Wolffe: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Cody: It takes less than A MINUTE
Wolffe: Vod is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Cody: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE
Wolffe: like seven minutes?
Cody: just stick the cup on the top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes!!
Wolffe: wait you're putting the whole cup on the stove?? on medium heat?? your stove is enchanted
Rex, reading this while listening to Fives and Hardcase trying to give Anakin an explanation on whatever disaster they've now caused on the ship: this chat is full of fucking lunatics
Fox, being awakened by the chat going off after finally falling asleep: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING K E T T L E
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“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”
This is THEIR incorrect quote.
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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]
Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"
Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?
Anakin: I conjured him.
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