#stargate funny

[lihiominaa]

STARGATE SG-1 04.01. | Small Victories

[danosrosegarden]

shoutout to cis men with tboy swag. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.

Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Colin: No.

Benedict: Never.

[jumpingpuddlespodcast]

Stargate Atlantis | 2x17 Coup d'Etat

[stiltmanday]

watching Stargate and like

the books are thin because they would've died immediately btw

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

yknow the last man was angsty and heartbreaking for so many reasons but putting that aside

john shouldve held it over their heads more often. he's 120 years old and found out that his disappearance led to The Bad Timeline like why wasnt he using that against them like the little shit he is

john : when i was your age-

rodney : stfu you spent 99% of that time in a stasis chamber you didn't even age leave me alone

john : if i disappear atlantis FALLS and you become a CRAZY OLD MAN TRYING TO FIND ME

rodney : OH MY GOD JOHN ENOUGH WITH THE BAD TIMELINE THING-

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

I love it that with Stargate, counting how many times a character has died is a matter of semantics

[inthractus]

Yeah.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

that's basically the first three seasons tbh

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

Saw this on a Stargate sg1 FB page and it taught me I need help, as "explosives" is so not where my brain went with this 🤣🤣🤣

That aside, this is very on-brand for Jack and I love it.

[spockvarietyhour]

In what we nowadays call a Game of Thrones Oopsie, in Stargate Atlantis' "The Ark" when Herik boards his shuttle - not yet visited by the Atlantis team - there's a very human Snickers bar, a bottle of water and baby wipes around the console.

[toboddly]

I'll pay for more Stargate tweets

anon you owe me £5 /j

stargate tweets part 10!!

stargate tweets masterpost

[atlantis-scribe]

[stiltmanday]

I saw the template and couldn't help myself

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

*sees a bean-shaped sculpture on another planet*

me : who let anish Kapoor through the stargate