#staring. disrespectfully ofc

[haunteddisco]

look at him SERVE!!!!

[eve-astrae]

I think I’ve finally succumb to my instinctual desires to show off after all this time~ I hope you’ll all be staring disrespectfully ofc~ maybe more like this to come, maybe not, we’ll see~ 👉🏻👈🏻

Just in case, this is going to be my alt blog for posting any of my original stuff like this, even if I rarely will post anything. Main: @evelynastrae

*** CIS MEN DNI, 18+ ONLY ***

[sant-riley]

ur 141 task force w/ genz!reader has a HOLD on me, esp the part where they see teddy out in public on leave 4 the first time and ofc im imagning myself as teddy and i dress so BIMBO-ISH, i would spot them a mile away and try n hide behind friends or/and family, "whats so wrong with them seeing you?" there is a difference between my family seeing me dressed like this when theyre used to it and a bunch of older HOT MEN I WORK WITH!! SEEING ME DRESSED AS A BIMBO! ∑( 口 ||

No bc I dress like a bimbo too 😭, I wear super short shorts and cropped tops constantly so that to military clothing is a huge damn difference LMAO but honestly no matter what you wear or dress while on leave, they are Looking.

You know damn well everyone's looking disrespectfully too 💀 Gaz and Soap are staring full on at you with jaws DROPPED with literal hearts in their eyes.

Ghost is avoiding eye contact like a mf and stares off past your head so he doesn't lose his shit.

Price is the motherfucker to walk up and introduce himself directly and boast about how good of a soldier you are and it makes you wanna die 😭.

Then you look behind him and you got the whole damn gawking and your family is asking who they are 🧍🏽‍♀️

[gamerbearmira]

I bring to you, de-aged casita

and I couldn't resist this frilly part

I figured the house would blonde because of its colors, if you think I should go with a more brown color let me know. The blond part is a little lighter than that. Closer to the light brown color of the house with dark brown highlights. The image below is an example of their hair color.

Casita is a very adventurous, confident, and comedic child. There's never a day when they aren't covered in scars and scraps.

They only show this side to Mirabel, Antonio, Luisa, Bruno, and the other village kids. To everybody else, they are a shy and "creepy" kid. the villagers think their creepy because he only stares at them like they did something wrong. Which they did but they don't want to admit it

Casita won't pass up a time to call out any madrigal or villager who dares to talk to Mirabel disrespectfully. the first person he cussed out was Alma and then Isabela and the rest of the family.

They won't let Pepa nor Felix near Antonio, not like he minds. He learned what type of people his family is.

Casita is a kid so they are still learning what type of power they possess, just like how the other madrigal children learned how to use their gifts.

Nobody can catch casita, he's five and the others are 15 and older.

He calls Mirabel hermanabel, Antonio hermantonio, luisa Tiauisa, and Bruno Tio Bruno(ofc). you don't want to know what he calls the other madrigals

speaking of the madrigals, Casita doesn't consider any of them as their family and will say it out loud.

Mirabel was given the gift of super embroidery. It's like Isabela's gift but with clothes. She can make whatever dress, scarf, or shoe she creates in her mind appear. Antonio, Luisa, and Bruno keep their gifts.

He will only ever speak to the other madrigals when they actually have a heartfelt apology

Hair color is very fitting‼️ And the little family, they are so <333 plowkey. Hope the others come to apologize. AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT, NOT JUST SO THEY CAN GET THEIR GIFTS BACK…but. Yeah. Don’t gotta be forgiven, but could at least accept their apologies

[kagejima]

Tattoo artist!Sukuna hcs for u dear <3

Getting your first tattoo with Sukuna is scary to say the least.

Doesn't really like tatting up newbies bc they tend to squirm more than someone who has more than a few tattoos.

Him narrowing his eyes while he tattoos you, mumbling, "Be still >:I "

And you just, "I'm trying my best 😭"

"Try harder, brat !!!"

He'll huff and be like, "Do you need a break???" And you pout and nod and he sighs, setting his things down.

"Alright, take a break."

And if you're not a newbie, he's definitely more patient with you. He's a quiet tattoo artist, but if you're talkative he'll listen to you and mumble snarky things in response to you.

"Yeah? Tell me more, " he'll mumble dryly, not really caring about some strange mundane things happening in your life. Of course, you take him seriously and egg him on.

Ofc you're talking, trying to get him to talk more BC HIS VOICE IS SEXY AFFFFFF !!!! Like??? Hot tattoo artist with sexy voice??? Omlll.

He's got the black Vans on (or maybe Black Air Forces LMFAO), baggy ripped jeans, piercings, silver chains and some graphic t-shirt, PINK HAIR, and has that snarky lil smile and attitude omggg, and the black nailsssss omg it would be hard not to feel intimidated under his focused gaze 😩

Maybe you've gotten silent and he looks up out of curiosity, and he's like, "What are you staring at?" Like he has the audacity to call you out cause he knows you're looking at him.

And you just get so hot all the sudden and start, "Uhhh just looking at the handiwork sir 😌"

He smirks with his weird lil canine looking teeth. "Sir? Kinda like the sound of that. "

SHEEEESH now your heart is beating FASSSSTTT

And NOW you're watching veiny (veiney?) hands push and pull and prod at the skin, and you can't help but stare disrespectfully at his hands and imagining them doing sumting else 🤭

And then when he's done with the tattoo appointment he'll flash you a smirk and writes you his personal # on the back of his business card.

"Come back, yeah?"

HFJDASKHFALKJSDFHLDASKJFHASJKLDFHASDJKLFHJDHFLAKJSD YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT, CIRCE, HOLY SHIT. YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK

this is the post that took me out everybody :( he would be so fucking sexy, ohmygod. he would 100% have a corruption kink like my piercer!toshi AU too but like... worse.

fajdhfjslfhskdfhasjkfs but l- like... NOPE nope nope nope nope i can't get started on corruption kink sukuna. i will get literally nothing else done, i got a fucking draken piece and baji piece and ushi piece i gotta get done in like three days. nope nope can't touch that nope

[chocoenvy]

So after reading through some webtoons i saw handsome woman

What if Darling Morgana looked like this tho

AKARAWWOAWOAWROGALDJFA TALL LADY???? I AM KADJFLKSDJFSDF IM STARING DISRESPECTFULLY

can i ask what webtoon this is? for researching purposes ofc

[killerbananas]

DEAR MISS T3RRORXSTA KB JONES,

Please Kink Rate:…

- Shibari/Rope Play

- Begging/pleading when switched as bottom which is contradictory to their public persona

- Orgasm Denial

TENK YOUUUUUUU 💗💗💗💗💗❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😘

🔞 mdni | masterlist | ask prompt | blurb, HCs below the cut for Erwin, Zeke, Connie, Porco, Bertholdt, Levi; memery

Warnings: smut; Dom/sub dynamics, ropes, orgasm control, manipulative behavior, MM interactions, sadomasochism, nipple torture (v. light), brat taming, ?? lmk

YOOO your meme game always comes on perfect like fkn I loved tyra banks in life size. That was the shit and this gif got me giggling hard. You talk so sweet to me please accept the following nonsense:

💗 Orgasm Denial

Rating: Rather not; personally, it automatically makes me madddd. Like excuse you? Nah, I'm coming idc what you think. You're crazy. Really good for a total brat trigger though.

Zeke, Erwin, Connie (he thinks he's funny 🙄)

HC: Zeke always knows your most tender spots to prod and he will go for them when advantageous.

💗 Shibari/Rope Play

Rating: Yes | FUCK yes; in theory, but in practice I have a panic reflex for bindings unless I'm Serene levels comfortable.

Porco, Zeke, Bertholdt

HC: Porco has a rope collection, including Literature on the topic professionally. Everyone knows about it and actually some get him gifts for it. He likes Bertholdt as a beautifully long-limbed subject to tie.

💗 Begging/pleading when switched as bottom which is contradictory to their public persona

Rating: please you're amazing and I love reading this

Levi, Erwin, Porco

HC: All three of these motherfuckers secretly adore it when you finally break them down because they're begging for it underneath that tough exterior but fuck they need a true equal to actually be brought to this level. Expect resistance that will reward you graciously when you finally conquer their outer walls (hehe AOT pun complimentary babe lmao)

✨ blurb:

He winds the ropes tighter, friction kissing your nipples and begging your chin to bump his broad chest. As your teeth sink into your lower lip to stifle the moan, you're blindsided by the ache nurturing itself from your lustswollen apex, legs spread and untouched. Staring into his eyes, a searing smirk of achievement muddies the solace you usually seek, coloring your mood indignantly sour, even in your blantantly obvious need. How dare he think he's won that easily. His smirk noticably diminishes as you disrespectfully jut your chin away from him, but he buries the emotion behind your audible reaction to flicking your pert nipple.

"What's cooking in that little bratty head of yours, huh? I thought we were making progress."

🥰🥰🥰💋 thank you for gracing my asks with your beautiful brain

Edit: adding my taglist since this is kind of an extra post. Enjoy! (No pressure to interact ofc) 💗

Taglist: @animediplomat @alex--nya @antoxsmith @bakidose @bakunny @beffjurky @blondboyfiend @casuallyck @chaotic-nick @dearbaji @dilferwinsmith @eyesucket @fairypiku @i1k @icecreamranwich @interfectio-mortales @kireirengoku-main @koulakoukoula2003 @lavenderdaisyhoney @mybadluckshouldmakemefamous @nathalunalune @pockcock @saccharine-darling @seychellse @shigarakiapologist @sinnerofthewalls @sparklekitteh @stigandr-the-cat @syrma-sensei @tatusasr @theinariakuma @tohailalegacy @tonaken @torapologist @we-are-so-close

[k3rm1e]

tubbo x reader (platonic ofc!!) with literally anything your brilliant mind comes up with cause of bored and just scrolling through tumblr also stay hydrated love you - 🥀 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 <3

cemetery

tubbo x reader (platonic ofc!!) with literally anything your brilliant mind comes up with cause of bored and just scrolling through tumblr also stay hydrated love you - 🥀 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 <3

hello 🥀 anon! you said to just do whatever, so i just did something inspired by the cemetery where my friends and i hangout sometimes (not disrespectfully lol, there's a field in the back we chill in) so here’s this! <3

cw: cursing 

cemetery:

  “grmmmmmm…” tubbo flopped face-first onto his bed as you laid next to him and played on your phone.

  unconsciously, you moved your hand to run it through his hair. “what’s wrong tubbo?”.

  he made another grumble noise before turning his head to look at you, blowing out air that pushed his hair away. “apparently, according to mother dearest, ‘i don’t go outside enough’ and i’m gonna be a paper sheet by the summertime. so mum has now forced me to go outside. in the world. with people. save me.”.

  you laughed at his dramatics, chuckling. “y’know, going outside doesn’t inherently mean we’ll be near people. there are many less populated areas.”.

  “oh yeah? where?” tubbo sat up, knocking your hand out of his hair, causing you to look at him.

  “uh, the cemetery? there’s a little field, right at the back. some guy from down the road always brings his dog ‘round there.”.

  tubbo looked appalled at this. “the cemetery? with all the ghosties? no thank you. i would like to stay unpossessed, thank you very much.”.

  “oh, be real tubs, no ‘ghosts’ are gonna possess you. the creepiest thing there is the groundskeeper who just wants to make sure kids aren’t causing any trouble, leaving rubbish ‘round n’ shit. the only other person we’ll see there is probably old man dave, and he just sits there to clean up after the younger kids and sing to the birds.”.

  “yeah, but ghostssssss” tubbo turned his head, to once again submerge his face in the bed.

  you picked his head up by his hair and bent down, to look at him in the eyes. “look, we’ll go early tomorrow and we can eat lunch there. have a little picnic.”.

  later, you went back to your house and went to sleep. in the morning, tubbo and you met up and went to the market.

  “it’s too earlyyyyy.” tubbo was bundled in a hoodie, hiding his face from the rays of the morning sun.

  “no, it’s not. if you had a proper sleep schedule, you would be up by this time anyways. now, what do you want to eat?”. you stared at him and shoved the shopping basket in his hand, figuring he could be used to carry the basket while you decided what to get.

  the two of you walked throughout the store. continuously, you pointed out healthier foods like apples and carrots, but tubbo was insistent on only getting sugary stuff, claiming that “i am already in enough pain, vegetables will kill me”, which resulted in there being many small cakes and pastries with the basket. you had left the market and went on your way to the cemetery.

  “why the hell are we at a children’s park??” tubbo stared at the kids climbing on the monkey bars, questioning your sanity.

  “ugh, follow me.” you took him by the hand and led him to the train tracks. you walked down the tracks a small bit, before turning into the direction of the ditch.

  “why are we going in a ditch??” tubbo was extremely confused, not understanding where you were taking him.

  “shut up, man and just follow me.” you took him right next to the ditch, revealing there was a wooden plank crossing over the dirt. stepping over it, you had to lean down as to not to get hit in the face by tree branches. at the end of the plank, you could see the land that led to the field. 

  right where you got to the ground, there was a whole piece of fence missing you could cross through to. on the other side were several tree stumps that appeared to be used as seats. in the middle of the circle, it looked like something had been burnt to make the dirt much darker. there were trees in the surrounding area, and farther back was the field you mentioned yesterday.

  “is this illegal? why is the fence missing?” he stared blank-faced at the empty space.

  “no... at least i don’t think so?” you had never really questioned it, you only heard about the way in from your other friends who hung out here. “i mean, if it was illegal the groundskeeper would have already kicked me out sooooo….”.

  walking in, you jumped up to swing on the metal cylinder part of the fence above you. hoping over the tree stumps, you grabbed tubbo’s hand and ran over to where the large part of the field was. right behind it there was a large pile of sticks.

  the pile was very large, and was in a pit. there was not just sticks, but also dirt and trash kids threw in there. “why is there a large pile of sticks???”.

  “how should i know, tubbo! i don’t run this cemetery!” you flopped down on the grass, pulling food out of your basket.

  tubbo reluctantly sat down, giving up on asking questions. in the spring sun you guys ate your food, juice gushing out of the fruit you had managed to get without tubbo noticing.

  “ugh, did you seriously bring healthy food? we already have to be outside, and you have the audacity to be healthy?” tubbo stared at you with a judgmental, disgusted face. bitch.

  “yes, actually. i may be a social recluse who doesn’t talk to anyone in real life besides you and your sisters, but i atleast care about my health. i’m not gonna go out from a heart attack, like an old man.” you kept eating, giving tubbo the same look he was giving you. 

  you continued eating, making jokes and pretending to beat each other up. once you had finished eating, you moved over to where the tree stump-like seats were. you pushed the wood seat over to the tree, in front of the branch that reached sideways and across the top of the fence. standing on the wood, you hopped up and sat on the tree branch, pulling tubbo up with you.

  “wow, sitting on a tree branch. the height of luxury.” tubbo laughed at you, and your taste in spaces.

  “oh, shut up, mate. i could’ve taken you to a place full of loud and annoying people. would you have preferred that?” you looked at him, smug.

  he sighed. “no, i would not prefer that.”.

  “good.”.

  you kept talking, basking in the light passing through the branches at the top of the tree.

  tubbo spoke up, “y’know, for a plan you made, this didn’t entirely suck.”.

  “fuck you.” and you pushed him off the branch.

i promise i am a good writer with a posting schedule, i swear- 

yeah, i planned to post this two days ago, i am just a disaster

but yeah, i hope you guys liked this. this is, in fact a real cemetery near me. the old guy does have a name, but i don’t remember it, he likes to sing a song while he smokes his pot (its for medical reasons, he has cancer) and he actually is a total feminist who fought in vietnam! i don't really know him and only saw him the one time, but he was really nice to my friends and i. and yes, i did fall off the tree tubbo and reader were sitting on once.  it hurt. 

[miekasa]

Omg the 💉roomates!AU anon now has me in shambles because I’m now thinking that Hange and Erwin live in the same apartment complex because great deals + they work nearby! They can still visit each other when the pancetta hit because they don’t go out anyway. Chance visit, 3 of them lounging when oc comes home and starts stripping at the dirty area by the door, and Levi, used to it looks away, Hange gets it, greets oc with love, and Erwin turns berry red and is ready to pass out because WHY -🍭

🍭 anon - and Erwin starts stuttering while Hange waves him off and tells him to stop being a prude and oc, tired as she is, giggles and explains shortly, but Hange’s attention is now on Levi, gone to the kitchen to heat food. Hange is dying at how oc is so unfazed at conversing casually while sterilizing stuff in their underwear while Erwin looks like he wants to bury himself & Levi is trying very hard not to stare. Hange converses ofc! Teasing and riling up Levi commences later in private 😗

WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE!!! PLS Hange would be so casual about you literally undressing in the doorway, makes conversation like nothing is going on, definitely oogling a little bit but in such a positive, encouraging way it cancels out; plus they’re also losing their shit about how they seem to be the only one able to hold a conversation with you because Erwin is the color of a tomato and Levi is desperately trying not to look disrespectfully. 

Erwin like... can’t stop staring in an Erwin.exe is no longer working kind of way, like his face is getting redder and he doesn’t even realize he’s staring until Hange points is out and then suddenly he needs to use the bathroom and is sprinting even though it’s like at most 20 ft from the living room of the apartment LMAOOO. And poor Levi, never has his half-empty cup been more interesting to him, he’s analyzed damn near ever micrometer of it just so that he can keep it together and not look at you, but it’s too late Hange has already caught on and it’s over for him. It’s over for all of them.