#starscreen

[rocksibblingsau]

(Scenario: Funk Branch is sleeping over at Vacay Island after Band Together and Bruce is concerned about Branch's 20+ steps skincare routine)

Bruce: Look Bitty- Branch, I know you have this whole ~heartdrop~ thing going on back at your place... But I hope you know that you don't need all these products and routines to "stay beautiful" or to "life-up to the standards of a heartdrop". You're young, you have amazing skin-

Branch: Oh, you can chill. This ain't for glam, my man!

Bruce: -Wait, what?

Branch: Yeah, my guy.

Bruce: But... But, then what is all this???

Branch: It's all medical, B-man, it's all medical. When you live for the science, you gotta take your precautions.

Bruce: Uh... Elaborate.

Branch: Most definitely, lets see... I have here anti multiverse-travel related celular decomposition lotion, anti space-radiation lotion, this creme decreases your chances of developing spacial skin deterioration decease during time-travel, this one helps prevent spontaneous combustion, vitamin d, vitamin c, vitamin x, sunscreen, starscreen, space-travel related celular decomposition lotion, anti spontaneous hair sentience creme, birth control, my testosterone shot, iron supplements, critter repellent, smooth jazz repellent, this face mask IS technically anti-aging but my ma made me use it because it also helps you sleep and muses know I do need that! Oh, this creme is for-

Bruce: I got it, I got it!

I could use some smooth jazz repellent

[fuenffingerfaultier]

SpaceX unveils new StarScreen Constellation

Consisting of 64 satellites flying in an eight-by-eight square formation, the new constellation by SpaceX can display simple images or flash sequences of letters.

Each pixes is a single satellite in low earth orbit that reflects sunlight to the surface using an adjustable reflector. The controls are precise enough to change the image in a split second and to target areas only 100 km wide to display messages.

SpaceX founder Elon Musk has so far declined to answer press questions. "Please wait for the final 32 by 32 constellation upgrade. That will be enough to display a poop emoji".

[madigoround]

If the sun is a star but it’s not the biggest star it’s just the closest do you think that if you were theoretically close to any other stars you would require similar sunscreen and if so do you think at that point like in an humans disastrously colonized another planet and now some people are close to other stars situation that they would rename sunscreen starscreen or market it as a completely separate product and there would be people who didn’t believe that it was important also also do you think we call cancer cancer because of its relation to the celestial body or is that a weird coincidence

[nerdfins]

do you have a ao3 you post on? if so can i get a link? i need starscreen ff

I do have an AO3 under my name Nerdfins, but I actually haven't posted any of my Transformers fics yet. Tbh I'm nervous as it's got an original character as a focus (with lots of Starscream, Knockout and Breakdown,) but it's basically at 89k words and STILL GROWING!

Right now I'm reading "Save the Cat! Writes a Novel" to help me build this beast properly.

I have a few TFP fics saved under my bookmarks, but they're explicit and not everyone's cup of tea.

[morguesrants]

I am bound to always being someone else's second in command. I'll always be the Vader to someone's Palpatine. Always the Saruman to a Sauron. The Starscreen for a Megatron. Bound to chase someone's attention, living with the only thing making me happy being having a second of that person's life to me. I'll never be able to have a healthy relationship because I'm either too occupied thinking about the person I'm obsessing over to pay attention to my other friends or I'll be so devoted to this one human being that it doesn't matter if they want it or not, the power dynamic WILL be one sided. I'm nothing but an accessory for someone to wear. A pretty girl who will always be at their side and will always worship them like a god.

And this is fucking exhausting. I'm tired. I don't want this, but it's the only way I can function. The only hope I'll ever have is to never obsess over someone who wants to harm me. Because if that ever happens, I'm done. There will be no saving me. There is no saving me.

[thermo-dyn-amics]

A few days ago, the moon fell again, and this time the government agency assigned to our lovely town set up a giant trampoline. Unfortunately, the moon hit about 10 miles away from where it hit last time, so, to the people who were living in Green Buildings housing development, we regret to inform you about your likely crushed house. The canvas that was stretched out along the previous crater has already been burned, and the ash has been dumped into our town's water supply as is tradition. The town astrologist, Kit Tuffes said that there's likely no more celestial destruction planned in the yearly horoscope calendar. For the rest of this week, expect little-to-no cloud coverage, so break out that starscreen to protect your skin from that starlight we so commonly hear stories about.

[the-firebird69]

Watch "John Parr - St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion) (Official Music Video)" on YouTube

And there are a few things you should know my father is a sensitive person in my mother and they're full of love and respect for people and they're loving what I'm doing and they said I'm right in the heart of it it's so hard you can't get others in here they have troops and other things in here but we need to have the representatives and they just simply can't get here. You're saying something that makes sense to Stone chips would be the Black ships and seems he might be handing those off and you're going to witness it tomorrow when the harvesters take the ships from New Jersey there's tons of them there and there's some big ones and they're going to take the big black ship and assist burying your cities. And it's a risk and tomorrow night is a very important scene and he wants to put it out there

Abomination and she abomination and yes her job is going very very well we've got tons of vehicles and we're doing that aspect of things and recycling too and we're handling tons of it and we do need help we do have starscreen assisting and he's doing that automobiles and recycling and it's his stuff too it's working it's not working very well but none of this is working and we need the horsepower and this is she abomination and I have his wife and your daughter-in-law and you will respect me and Hera is saying that last part and I do see that

[akitaauthority]

TFP If You Ship...

Starscream Edition

Updated: KOSS added, Starcee revised

Starop: you just want Starscream to be happy, you want Optimus to be selfish for fucking ONCE PLEASE. Usually a ship based around character development/un-development and positivity. Also its funny watching Starscream absolutely refuse any of Optimus's advice only to watch him either accidentally take it or use it.

Megastar: you either really hate Starscream, or you really hate Megatron, or you hate them both. You may also just really like the thought of these two being an absolute POWER COUPLE with major issues. This ship is riddled with character development possibilities, and MULTIPLE plot ideas; this ship could go several ways and I'm here for it.

Starwave: shut the fuck up, this can't exist..... it does? Holy fuck- uh well honestly, it seems like y'all just wanna lowkey see Soundwave DO more. Especially in TFP. Take charge and be selfish. This could also be a plot thing, as some have the HC that in TFP Soundwave is a victim of slavecoding. You just wanna be watched over by a lowkey unstoppable force and I’m here for it.

Stardown n'out/ BreakStarOut/ etc.: this ship could have multiple names and I'm upset at the gays for not coming up with something. You probably just want them all to find SOME kind of comfort with each other on the Nemesis, but some of you absolutely wanna see them all Manipulate, Girlboss, and Malewife their way outta shit.

StarShock: you bitch. You pretentious whore. I love you. They fit together really well physically given the fact that Shockwave thick as fuck and Starscream is a literal twig. I can see one-sided pining from either side with this one. Y'all just wanna be chased huh.

Starbee: yall just wanna soil the UwU babu thing Bee has going on, tbh I can live with that. Bee taking charge and being his own leader and Starscream learning to be a little more positive to himself and others. This ship is very similar to StarOp but Bee's getting more than just 'learning to put himself first' out of it which is cute.

Starchet: TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN BAKING ENERGON COOKIES AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR CO-WORKERS. TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN DRINKING HOT ENER-T IN THEIR LITTLE COTTAGE IN THE WOO-

Starjack: I have never seen a more crackhead ass ship. What the fuck was y'all thinking. Pretty sure your answer would be "why the fuck would we think?" This is what happens when you pair that one kid who barked and bit people on the playground with the know it all kid who took up class time kissing the teachers ass. We all hate them with a passion but their relationships been going strong for 20 years and they are highschool sweet hearts. Good for them.

Starscreen: you are horny, in a take care of me I take care of you and we cuddle afterwards but also love me kinda way

*Starcee: you are horny, in a "dominate me mommy" kinda way. BOTH ways. Switch huh? Switch who? Arcee definitely tops most of the time. This ship argues as foreplay. This ship also has the smaller one running things, but both fucking SLAY when it comes down to the deep shit. This ship could be angsty as fuck, but could also be the most therapeutic fucking hurt/comfort thing anyone has ever SEEN.

Starbulk/ Bulkstar/ Bulkscream/ idk the names don’t mesh well: .....holy fuck this is a thing? This is a thing and no one told me?? Hang on...ok so I found like 7 stories on archiveofourown. Y'all are definitely starving I'm so fucking sorry. This is probably one of the only mentions of your ship you will ever find that isn't a porn without plot/some plot fanfiction.

Star.....magnus??/ MagnusStar: ok hear me out I can totally see this being a thing. Both are SiC and....honestly babes BDSM?? All of it. Dominant Stars and body worshipping Magnus??? You don't know WHERE this ship could go. Could be absolutely filthy or an exploration of both their characters given that they are sort of two sides of the same coin.

Shattered Glass Starscream/ literally anyone: tbh you a hoe and I hate you and you probably just want to be loved. You ain't fooling no fuckin' body he is your self insert.

*KOSS: This ship has red bottom energy, a look that screams parada and a mouth that turns words into knives that kills peoples self esteem. This ship uses spinal struts as accessories to go along with its new finish. Honestly these two could be such a power couple but they’re both...pretty fucking scared. Like all the time. I wanna make jokes about this ship but given what happens in the show- bro this ship is just fluff/comfort because the hurt is implied. Ain’t even gotta put it in the tags- anyway the people that ship this as their top ship scare me but I know y’all to hurt to actually do anything. You probably come to this ship to live vicariously through either character or your kinning one of these bitches. I say this as a feminine guy who sees themself in knockout.

//Good morning lovelies, I'm serving you violence wrapped in kindness today. Don’t be afraid to msg me abt spelling/grammar errors, or if you want you can send me a ship to add lol. 

[newstotalindia]

Urvashi Rautela BOLD Dress At Star Screen Awards 2017 | eBollywood

[vuullet-deactivated]

SmokeStar, basically.

Smokescreen: So, did you have any friends?

Starscream: I guess.

Starscream: Megatron was a big asshole, Dreadwing wanted me dead because of Skyquake. Airachnid is horrible.

Starscream: Knockout and Breakdown were nice but the latter's kind of. Deceased. Knockout's still mourning I believe.

Starscream: Soundwave....I'd consider him the closest thing to a friend?

Smokescreen: Anyone else?

Starscream: Shockwave. I built a SpaceBridge with him, but I still feel like I know nothing about him.

[memorybypass]

I Have Never Been More Confused

In a dream I had a cute boy I apparently knew and was looking for tell me to find him and gave me the name of an mmo rpg.

Then he just... Took off his cape and left it with three items; a crystal from his staff, what I think was some kind of cog, and something else I can't remember but was small.

So I spent apparently days wandering lost in the dream, so horribly frustrated and unable to find my home, starved and pained and still not over what had fucked me up so bad at the start of the dream. Just wounded bare feet and a mess.

I wind up in a bar and a really gorgeous woman in a mini dress helped me out despite being on her way home (I assumed, she took off her heels and was heading to the door) and we found the website for the game. Asked her to write it on my hand and she wrote Starscreen.

I woke up so fucking shook, still not over that weird insanely desperate feeling I had in the dream so I looked it up...

And it's all real shit.

The name he gave me was of a card that gave you THE CRYSTAL from the staff he had. The game name itself appeared on the website but it had a sort of strange dark twinkling to it. Even the odd mage cosplay he wore resembles an outfit available in the game. (Rare hard to achieve high lvl shit, everything he had. Not sure if more attracted to him now or slightly intimidated.)

The only information I was given in the dream about Starscreen was my thought in the dream waking up that that was my username.

This was a game made in 2013. That I've never even briefly heard of or saw. Its not even an American game. Its has an English option, but it aired in a different country.

I'm seriously so confused....

And why was it so important I find this who was this guy?!?!

I have no idea why I'm supposed to be doing any of this but frankly so far it's all been real shit so guess whose creating an account on an mmo rpg under the name Starscreen? And doing the weird instructions I was given.

[starscreambae5ever]

Okay but the last post reminded of something I did in year 4 so story time. So in year four (I was 9) and we had to work in groups and design a cinema and me being transformers trash was like we should name it starscreen (like starscream but with screen instead of scream because it's a cinema) Oh boy I was so proud of myself, my group had no idea about the starscream reference but they when along with the name. I still have the design somewhere so I'll post a photo later if I find it. Honestly that was my proudest moment.

[robustmyaft]

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Thank you for whoever put this in the game

[icytwaine]

This is a very weird thing. Sorry in advance for wasting your time. Buttt I watch League of Legends pro matches often. I just discovered that there is a guy who goes by the name StarScreen and I can't stop laughing since then. I just can't. 🤣

I really hope they reboot TFA that would be my dream come true. I don't care if I'm actually ancient by the time it comes out I will watch it, dangit.

Your art is amazing as always. Have a nice week. 🖐

Now I’m imagining all the Starscream clones banding together and starting an esports team XD That would probably be utter chaos but tbh StarScreen is a pretty great screenname,,, 👍👍

I would love to see more of the TFA gang too! If they can’t do a reboot or fourth season, it’d be really cool to maybe see some small official shorts produced in the TFA style, kinda like the eight minute shorts Cartoon Network airs? I’d love that! 

And absolutely no worries about wasting my time! I always wait until I’m free to answer asks and things so they’re always a welcome addition to my day! 💕✨ Hope you have a great week yourself! 

[artsy-hobbitses]

With your glowy-eye comments, now all I can see is Starscreen holed up in his office, stressed to hell and back about some meeting and some poor sap comes in and just sees this gargoyle-Hawk nosed dude with glowing red eyes silently glaring at him from across the room.

SGSHHFJJDJFDFF Poor sap needs to excuse himself for the nearest laundrette.

He starts doing that in high places where people can’t bother him and Windblade has to gently call him down on the account that she got reports of a large and murderous-looking vulture which somehow got trapped in the Senate rafters (And had to stop them from trying to call animal control).

[cinnamon-stccs]

I finally found out the name of tha fookin show why are we simping for starscreen?