#statdew valley

[hermits-crab]

HOLD ON did anyone else not notice the cigarette behind his ear when he works on his bike??

I love detail dawg that’s so cool

[lil-spicy-soo]

I like drawing shame small and cute

[panickingpansexuality]

Elliot x GN! Reader

I can't leave you

Mentions of Divorce.

"Elliot…I don't think I can marry you."

Elliot nearly dropped his coffee, the farmer had just come in to visit and hand them a gift (the very safe coffee he was going to drink), Elliot looked at the farmer, their face was downward and their eyes looked watery.

"Why not darling?" Elliot said in a gentle voice.

"I-I don't have anything nice to wear and I want this day to be absolutely perfect for you because you deserve a beautiful wedding and if.." 

Their voice was getting faster and the tears started to crawl down their face, Elliot rushed forward taking their hands in his and placing his forehead with theirs.

The gestures paused the anxiety long enough for Elliot to speak.

"Our wedding," Elliot began, "Will be perfect, Robin has insisted on walking you down the aisle in place of Lewis, I'll be waiting for you whether you come in a paper sack or the biggest dress you can find."

(Y/n) continued to cry, Elliot gently used his right hand to lift up their face, he leaned forward and kissed away every tear. 

"Our wedding." He said to them, "is going to be the most beautiful and perfect wedding not because of what we're gonna wear or how the weather will be, but because I'm going to marry the person of my dreams."

(Y/n) wrapped their arms around Elliot tightly, crying into his chest.

"I love you." (Y/n) cried, "I swear I want to marry you."

"I know," Elliot said softly, "I love you too."

"So what's really going on?" He asked wrapping his arms around his soon to be spouse.

"I want to be good enough so you don't leave.." 

The words were so quiet that Elliot almost didn't catch them, but they broke his heart all the same

"Oh my dearest," Elliot said, he pulled away from the embrace just enough so that (y/n) would look at him.

"Not even death could make me leave you." 

With that he leaned down and kissed (y/n) so fiercely and so full of love that every doubt seemed to wash away in a second.

"I love you." Elliot whispered when they broke apart. "I will always love you," no matter what.

The memory fizzed out as Elliot looked at the divorce papers in his hands, (y/n) had yet to sign them but his signature was right on the dotted line. He couldn't do this, not to them, not to himself. He loved the farmer, his farmer.

"Elliot?" A voice called from the doorway.

Elliot threw the papers in his desk, he'd dispose of them later.

"Hey," he called out, placing his glasses on the desk, he stood to greet his partner.

"What did Harvey say?"

There was hesitance, and Elliot felt his entire body freeze.

"It's nothing too bad..but he wants to send me to a specialist in the city."

"When?" He asked. 

"Next week…"

Elliot cursed under his breath, next week was his book tour.

"I'll be ok." (Y/n) said, for a moment it looked like they wanted to reach out to him, grab his hand, kiss his cheek, something, anything.

They had been distant from each other the last few months, like their spark had just died out, no fighting just distance, and the eerie quiet that slowly suffocated their relationship and it made sure both of them felt it.

"Can.." they began to speak. "Can I cook for you tonight?"

"Yes." Elliot said without hesitation.

"Uhm cool..so what would you like? I mean I'm your chef after all, your wish is my command."

Elliot smiled and he could tell it did something to the farmers heart.

"Anything you want dearest."

"So..lobster?"

Elliot threw his head back and groaned.

"Mix. Van Dyke, you're trying to seduce me."

"Oh no Mr. Van Dyke," (y/n) said sweetly, Elliot felt his heart quicken, carefully they walked over to him like a cat watching it's prey, their voice turning a little more seductive as they spoke:

"because if I was trying to seduce you," their hand crawled up his chest, their mouth inches from his.

"I'd have you in bed by now."

They gave Elliot a quick kiss before they giggled and went to go make dinner. 

Elliot laughed chasing after them.

"My darling spouse this isn't over."

That night Elliot and (y/n) sat by the fire, Elliot and (y/n) both reading a book, (y/n) was laying on top of Elliot nestled between his arm and the inner part of the couch.

"Can you go get me my red folder in my desk drawer?" Elliot asked. 

(Y/n) smiled and looked up at him.

"Feeling inspired?"

Elliot chuckled and kissed the top of their head.

"Oh no dear I've never heard of the word before."

(Y/n) rolled their eyes and walked over to the desk in their bedroom.

Then Elliot remembered the papers, he got up and ran to the bedroom just as (y/n) took out the divorce papers, he saw their heart breaking in front of him.

Part 2

[fucknugg3t]

Me questioning everything

[shane-rafa-love]

Nothing annoys me more than people marrying shane and then divorcing him bc "his room looks so disgusting and he still drinks alcohol!! He didn't learn from his ways!!!!"

Like... he's recovering, devs said they were too lazy to change his dialogue plus??? Addicts DO relapse. It's part of healing and getting better. God forbid you people don't see all the good parts of recovery because "after all we did for him 🥺🥺🥺"

And you complaining about a small, messy pixel room when your room's probably just as messy in a different font 🙄

[randomname3]

So i used the stardew valley character portrait creator to make my current farmer and then used it as reference to draw her

Meet patience the farmer :)

[blazefire2012]

So a few months ago I was feeling really nostalgic and was watching Stardew Valley heart event videos when I found one for Sebastian. It was from like 2 years ago and was every event so I got really emotional and commented about how much husband is basically the IRL Sebastian and how I ended up marrying both of them and holy shit I don't think I've gotten so many likes on a comment before

[the-dear-skull]

Stardew Valley pro tip: Gold star grapes (doesn't work with silver star or regular grapes) are a good thing to bring to the Luau for your first year since they are relatively easy to find and people like them in the soup.

[terrifictoonman]

Since Stardew Valley is trending, might as well give you guys a glimpse into my experience with the game the past few days...

Curse you, you beautiful game that I love, and curse the Switch for letting me feed this wonderful addiction.

[sevbutfandoms]

trying to draw ON MY FREAKING PHONE small refs for my Stardew OCs... This is like the equivalent of a nightmare

[shapelytimber]

I was possessed to sketch some of my favorite stardew valley (+expanded) characters today :)

And since I am predictable, here is the wizard and Marlon... But with Morgan ! Because they are very cute and I love them a lot

Next is Shane and Marnie :D

Shane is such a good character, but not as a love interest imo gjkffkkf just let my boy go to therapy- and Marnie is a silly lady and I think she's neat. The quest were she want a cave carrot to teach her goats how to say hello ? Unhinged behavior 10/10

[COMMISSIONS]

[fuerrziah]

beau prolly realised that hes in love with elliott after having a dream about him,, he thinks that elliott is too good for him so he panics at first

[lil-spicy-soo]

I love when Elliott just stands around the town, deep in thought

[shanesbluechicken]

Emily: Try not to sound too desperate.

Shane: Of course I won't. I'm not desperate.

*later*

Farmer: Wow I love this restaurant.

Shane: Haha I love you too.

[stardew-traveler-peep]

Broi finally got Maru's heart event where demetrius threatens the player for getting close to Maru. And man i hate that guy.

Dude im MARRIED i have TWO KIDS. I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I have COMPLEX TECH ON MY FARMS. I USE MAGIC. MY DEAD GRNDFATHER PATTED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND TOLD HES PROUD OF ME.

"DOnt wAnT AnYThiNG geTTinG in thE WAy of HEr FUtuRe"

MATE THAT'S YOU. YOU ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF HER FUTURE. YOU ARE LITERALLY SABOTAGING HER SOCIAL LIFE FOR YOUR EGO.

I know we are all in agreement here that Demetrius is the SOLE CAUSE of the rift between Seb and Maru.

But have you NOTICED who exactly Maru's friends are?? Penny (a teacher), and Harvey (her BOSS).

Though these are not the worst choices for friends (they are GOOD) but if you take into context Demetrius' warning toward the farmer, we can assume he did this to any person that might start to become friends with Maru.

Maru is outgoing and friendly, to the point where i could literally see her being friends with almost anyone. She doesn't even really like Harvey that much and hes still considered her "friend"

Now, out of everyone in the village, who do you think are the most unlikely to get the talk? A doctor and a teacher. Two "intellectual" and "educated" people who are unlikely to "affect" her future negatively.

SO SHUT UP DEMETRIUS. I HOPE SEB WATERBOARDS YOU WITH MOTOR OIL FOR BEING A BAD DAD

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED ONCE AT THIS DAD THING YOUVE FAILED T W I C E .

SO SHUT UP GO HOME AND READ THE BOOKS ROBIN GETS YOU BEFORE I GO ALL GALAXY HAMMER ON UR FLAT FLATULANCE

[systmiki]

Um I accidentally deleted the daddified Linus thinking it was a duplicate post. Elliott got a dupe post too, but he's staying cause I don't want to accidentally delete him too.