#stebania and ulyssa?

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Commie lesbians

COMMIE LESBIANS

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Stebania & Ulyssa headcanons

Sorry I don't really understand how to interact in Tumblr like how to react or comment something without re-rebloggind my own post🙃 so I'm doing it the old-school way.

I'd like to use the opportunity and answer some beautiful people's tags and drop some random headcanons in the same time (damn never had I ever thought that I'd be in this situation where you start totally simping some very obscure characters and only content you'll get is the one you make yourself (besides those 3-4 people who make fanart or post smth about them, BLESS YOUR HEARTS).

Soooooo They are both very bad at make-up, they try doing it for each other but eventually mess up (hi to those shaking hands because of the monstrous amounts of coffee they drink) so they ask Cindy to do it for them (idk if Cindy is gedner-bend in this universe too or not?…).

Ulyssa seems like a chill one at first but if you disrespect Stebania in a slightest way she may snap and bite your head off (basically applicable to the original male versions like the most of those headcanons lol).

Ulyssa approves and praises EVERYTHING Stebania does and says (she's her goddess).

They both love high heels (they want to look more intimidating; they do not succeed).

They submit all the university assignments at the last moment and barely avoid expulsion every term.

The guys (and girls) on their faculty genuinely consider them hot but don't dare to hit on them cause they're low-key scarred off by their weirdness and nerdiness.

Uli has rather long, luxurious curly hair, but she almost always wears it in a bun. Stebania's waves magically make her hairstyle look good just as it is (she of course explains it by the fact that it's the sufficient level of infra-materialistic pLaSmA keeping it together).

Uli actually enjoys reading aloud to Stebania. Stebania enjoys listening to Uli's voice.

They actually secretly adore each other's (Mesque and Gottwaldian) accents.

They often lump any minor (or not) manifestations of affinity in with ways of reaching a higher level of infra-materialism, saying that "Comrades Mazov and Nielsen clearly practised the same thing, all for the sake of the working class of course". Each of them does this without realising that the other is doing the same.

Stebania massages Uli's head when it aches after reading in dim light.

When they stay up too late, they sleep together right on that old sofa, making up various incredible stories about Mazov and Nielsen (sort of like their own headcanons about them? Lol) until they fall asleep cuddling.

Stebania is soft. Like. She has CURVES. And maybe a little belly. Uli on the other hand is a skinny sack of bones. They adore each other's body types.

Ah yeah almost forgot the most important thing. They DON'T wear a bra. Communism is against bras.

@yellow-yarrow @twoflour @revacholianpizzaagenda Goddamnit the fourth level of infra-materialism REALLY is transitioning!! XD I didn't even think about that. That is some high plasma level thinking thank you.

@yellow-yarrow So YEEESSSSSS they are those cringe nerd lesbians and the whole university sees them as huge ass weirdos. As you said, Cindy and Liz are like. Normal lesbian people (more or less). But those are like. A couple of crazy chaotic lesbians.

@revacholianpizzaagenda YEAH I must admit I somewhat flattered the sense of dressing style of their original versions XD On Uli's floof (that's so cute thanks😭): looking at Uli in the game I was always under the impression he had more of that curly, voluminous hair… so I couldn't resist.

Thank you my fellow comrades for paying attention to this absolutely niche content😭🤝😂