Stephen King praises Taylor Swift in recent tweet:
"I love Taylor Swift. Her music makes me happy. End of story."
(September 16, 2024)
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Midnight Pals: Tough on Cosmic Horror
Laird Barron: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the story of eldritch forces beyond mortal ken
Lovecraft: oh this is my favorite kind of story!
Barron: of course the protagonist is a big tough manly man's man
Lovecraft: what
Barron: this guy is a real rough and tumble fella
Barron: loves beer and broads and bowling
Barron: shoots guns
Barron: drives a real cool car real fast
Barron: was one of teddy Roosevelt's rough riders
Barron: this guy is a real macho dude
Barron: this guy eats lightning and shits testosterone
Lovecraft: i can't relate to any of this
Barron: and his name is Ramsey Graham Tananarive Moreno-Garcia
Barron: Oates Hendrix Vandermeer Blatty uh
Barron: Bloch
Barron: he's out doing manly things with his friend Bram Broadus Matheson "R.L." Keene Lansdale
Barron: and his other friend Koji Carlton Saul Machen SanGiovanni McCammon Koontz
Koontz: hey! my name's Koontz too!
Barron: that's not a coincidence, boy
Koontz: whooooaaa!
Lovecraft: um excuse me?
Lovecraft: Laird?
Lovecraft: i believe you misspoke?
Lovecraft: when you said buff man's man
Lovecraft: surely you meant to say reedy academic?
Barron: no
Barron: no i did not
Barron: look, i think we can all agree
Barron: the nerds have run cosmic horror for too long
Barron: so i say
Barron: [tearing shirt to reveal a second shirt with a NO SMOKING sign over a nerd]
Barron: no nerds!
Lovecraft: b-but
Lovecraft: you can't have cosmic horror without reedy academics who faint constantly!
Mary Shelley: now this guy
Shelley: this guy, i like!
Barron: and guess what else?
Barron: this guy wrestles gorillas... and wins!
King: and wins?!?
King: wow! this guy sounds super tough!
Poe: that is pretty tough
King: boy! i'll bet if anyone is able to stare into the cosmic void and NOT go insane, it would be this guy!
King: i would bet money on that!
Barron: well, i got some bad news for you steve
Barron: this guy might seems pretty tough
Barron: but even this super tough guy can't look into the cosmic void and come away unscathed
King: whoa!
Mary Shelley: ok back up there laird
Shelley: exactly HOW tough is this guy?
Shelley: cuz i think i could do it
Barron: actually, mary, it turns out that no amount of toughness can prepare you for the cosmic void
Barron: not even Ramsey Graham Tananarive Moreno-Garcia Oates Hendrix Vandermeer Blatty Bloch could do it
Shelley: Rip to that guy but i'm different
Shelley: now if some cosmic void tried to make me go insane
Shelley: [brandishing shiv] i'd just stab it
Shelley: right in its unknowable mystery!
Barron: sorry, mary, but no knife can save you from the cosmic void
Shelley: my knife's different
Barron:
Barron: what's different about it
Shelley: its owner
Shelley: that means ME
Barron:
Shelley: bam! right in the unknowable mystery!
Lovecraft: laird's right! it's not about stabbing!
Lovecraft: it's about mental fortitude!
Lovecraft: the mental fortitude only possessed by reedy academics of an Anglo-Saxon persuasion!
Shelley: ugh we're back to this nerd shit
Koontz: what about William hope Hodgson? he's REALLY tough!
Koontz: he's like the toughest guy we know!
Barron: William hope Hodgson?
Hodgson: [swallowing 4 dozen eggs] you say my name, pipsqueak?
Koontz: there's no one as burly or brawny!
William Hope Hodgson: as you see, I've got biceps to spare!
Koontz: not an inch of him's scraggly or scrawny!
Hodgson: and every last inch of me's covered in HAIR!
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I'm reading a Stephen King book right now and I have you to thank for how MUCH I'm focusing on every mention of testicles. It's only been twice so far but I've been so AWARE of it. I like testicles as much as the next fella but now I'm thinking about how susceptible they seem to be to fear.
Genuinely, it's such a funny quirk of his, and I love it so much.
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Happy Halloween season! Here's another stab at my own take of Carrie White, based on her book description. I'm super happy with how these turned out! I'd love to tackle some of the other characters in the book eventually, especially Margaret!
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We all float down here. You'll float too. You'll float too!
I won't, I sink in any water, I have no bodily buoyancy whatsoever like my father before me who sank on his own tropical honeymoon and had to be hauled to the surface by my mother.
Unrelated I just read Stephen King's "Carrie" and might try "It" next.
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