#stew leonard's

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Stew Fuckin Leonard's

so Connecticut has this beautifully cursed grocery chain called stew leonards and it's got lore (mascot being based off of the founder's deceased son I believe??) as well as a bunch of terrifying singing animatronics????

anyways have the milk set:

yes they sing and blink.

here i am being judged for my sins by Big Chicken:

also Jerry Seinfeld was there?????

10/10 sober experience, would NOT recommend non sober

[asshole-rebel-psycho]

Boys in bands :,)

🔥 🥵

[designedonchaos]

Where: Coffeeshop? Central Park? Somewhere open idk Status: Open

"Alright. If you could go to a grocery store that has animatronic little... creatures in it, would you?" Mars lifts his coffee to his lips. "They're not touching the groceries, they're kind of just. Above them. And they do little shows every fifteen minutes. And the food the grocery sells is perfectly fine, prices are fair. Would that be... enticing to you?"

[timelessmulder]

stew leonards as a store is literally designed as a single winding pathway through the store (with a few shortcuts if you knew how to navigate the store well)

all the while animatronics watch you.

[bloodbitts-blog]

Rest in Pumpkin

[anthonycrowley]

fun activity is bringing a european to wegman's specifically

[kirlianradio]

FNAF fucking WISHES it had whatever the fuck the Stew Leonard’s animatronics have going on

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Stew Leonard's is just the grocery store version of Five Nights At Freddy's.

[estiloconsultorias]

Negócios: Chegou a hora do varejo colocar o foco no relacionamento com os clientes

Reconhecida pelos ambientes originais e tipicamente familiares que se remetem a celeiros e casas de fazenda, a rede supermercadista Stew Leonard’s, uma das mais populares dos Estados Unidos, sempre buscou se apropriar de pretextos para destacar o foco total ao cliente. Para se ter uma ideia, até o seu próprio nome é utilizado como acróstico para validar esse conceito: S de satisfy (satisfação ao…

[gilliebee]

halloween surprise of this year was that kids were SO stoked about lemonheads in particular???

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @nb-fish

fuck man

you sure do

text: She Stew on my Leonard til the horrors leave me changed forever

[theloveofmaryjane]

Chicken Cordon Bleu Bites Appetizer-size ham and chicken meatballs have the surprise of melted Swiss cheese tucked inside. Easy to make, these tasty chicken Bordon Bleu bites are coated in bread crumbs, then deep-fried and baked.

[mcbeamon]

Every Memory is Precious

We were about 20 minutes from Stew Leonard’s in Paramus, where I need to pick up my uncooked spiral ham for Christmas, when my car’s service engine light came on. Seconds later, the radio shut off, it began to decelerate and electronic throttle malfunction light came on. This was not only inconvenient but dangerous since we were in the Garden State Parkway. Luckily there was an exit ahead of…

[nancywheeeler]

Top 5 comfort movies? Top 5 beverages? Top 5 grocery stores ?

comfort movies!

5. Clue (not to make this kind of a bummer but this was the movie i put on the night rbg died)

4. While You Were Sleeping (can't believe i didn't put this on my romcom list, but it weirdly does not register as romcom to me? but i did have a spectacularly shitty day on sunday and the only thing i wanted to make me feel better was sandra bullock and bill pullman falling in love)

3. Inside Out (a real big catharsis watch for me. i moved across the country at the same age riley does in the movie so if i ever need to cry it out, i just press play on this)

2. The Lady Vanishes (maybe not the best hitch but my forever favorite)

1. Pride and Prejudice (2005) (once watched it twice in row. the movie to end all movies)

beverages!

5. vitamin water, specifically the yellow and pink flavors (huge red flag, i know, i know)

4. raspberry arizona iced tea

3. arnold palmer

2. honestly? water

1. hazelnut coffee, hot, with cream and sugar

grocery stores!

5. caraluzzi's (the vibes are bad but their premade food is very good)

4. shop rite

3. trader joe's

2. stop & shop (purely based on convenience; there's one three minutes from my house)

1. stew leonard's (nothing else on this list comes close. the holy grail of grocery stores.)

ask me my top five anything!

[bqstqnbruin]

Trader Joe’s Buffalo chicken dip kinda slaps