#stfu amber

[lionydoorin]

my little pookie. the pookster. my babie. she never did Anything wrong. she's was just in a silly goofy mood. the girl on fire.

[a-mentally-ill-writer]

This is your sign to commit arson in Genshin because I’m tired of these gossiping ass fatui in Mondstadt

[pussypilled]

ok this is pissing me off. body language is a pseudoscience. there is no way one can become a certified "expert" in body language bc there are no fucking verified certifications for it. there are no schools or degrees for body language. there are psychology degrees, and you get a license to be a psychologist. there are law degrees, and you pass the bar exam to become a lawyer. but there is no quality regulation or standards of practice in the body language field. it's entirely subjective (based on the individual and their biases and their training that varies bc, again, there's NO FUCKING REGULATION) and highly discredited by psychologists and lawyers (you know, the actual experts) when discussing mental stability and legal culpability. the fact that so many people are claiming body language as a legitimate source and using it as a defense is making me break out in hives. it's so embarrassing for you guys please fuck off.

[classickatze]

I can’t stand these bitches

[ethanlandrysrightballsack]

when you still don't feel like writing...follow my tt instead 😜

[rawrloooool]

Rants, see tags. I'm fucked up. Anyway, here's a cat for you

[watatsumiis]

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The most punchable/character you wanna punch the most GO!

(Mine are probably venti sacramouche childe and just maybe albédo-I’m sorry I love em but some of the shit they do just lights some primal instinct in me to just *SMACK!*)

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shkhgfdsj now this is a loaded question-- Your answers there are entirely valid honestly.

SO I'd have to put my answers into two categories because sometimes i hit/punch affectionately.

Characters I'd punch (affectionately):

Childe - he sets off some insane wild animal instinct in me and i just want to tear his face off

Dottore - self explanatory. im going to grab him by the lapels and bunny rabbit kick him until he falls apart

Tighnari - same as childe but not quite as violent. he's just a sweetie and i wanna bop him but something about him drives me FERAL

Al Haitham - he seems like he'd bully me i think and i just wanna grab him by the shoulders and shake him

Kaveh - but i just know hed start it first hes very touchy i think

And now onto characters i would hatefully punch (censored since Id rather them not pop up in the main tags) ! = i

Pa!mon - self explanatory. her voice grates on my ears and i wish there were an option to mute only her-- she just comes across as insufferable and her character doesn't really seem to evolve much? She was kinda fine in Inazuma but it's like she stepped back in Sumeru

Ra!den Shogun/E! - idk theres really just something about her and her actions that bother me a lot, i really dislike her and find it hard to empathise with her or her reasoning at all, especially since a lot of it was done through exposition and lengthy chunks of text that i had a lot of difficulty parsing.

also, Scaramouche is in a secret third category that vacillates wildly between hateful and affectionate punching. I cant decide how i feel about this little asshole, i want to put him in a jar and shake him until he makes sense to me?

[vanillawhiskeyflavoredkisses]

Not Eve Barlow making a thing about JD going to perform/play music. Not her crapping on the guy after he's been in Virginia for six weeks like everyone else (except maybe minus that one week that the trial was off). Not her poking fun when everyone is entitled to enjoy the holiday weekend (even if he might be in the UK) doing whatever they want. And not her bringing him back up in social media when her friend (alleged girlfriend?) sat there and wept fake tears claiming she just wants to move on.

And if these aren't the most attention-seeking and smear-campaign-inducing tweets and retweets I've ever seen in my life:

Just reading them makes me sick. It's very clear she does not care about actual DV and SA survivors. Why else use that to make your point?

And SHE (AH) can't go to an event without having a panic attack? More of that pseudo PTSD she claims to be suffering from, right? More like, she knows most people are pissed at her for all of the lies she's told, the abuse she's doled out, and the important causes that she's duped. Not to mention, it helps her PR if she "fears for her life", right?

This woman and these sad little friends of hers (like above) have literally used domestic abuse, sexual assault, and PTSD as shields to keep the truth from coming out about what actually happened and who AH actually is (and who she surrounds herself with, like above). And that is heinous in and of itself.

I truly hope the verdict is in JD's favor. This may be a civil court matter but the verdict will send a message and that is one hell of an important message for people like AH, her friends, and her supporters. Abuse will NOT be tolerated, nor will your lies, or your false use of important causes that you find convenient to get what you're aiming for. These people should be ashamed of themselves.

[deliciouspirateangel]

Those fans: idk i just always like the killers more like they’re so much more fun than the heroes idk i guess i just love all the messy complex characters 🤪🤪

also Those fans:

likeee are you sure you’re obsessed with All the killers or are there just two big reasons you’re obsessed with the driest one this go round???

[pussypilled]

there's something i do not understand.

i won't talk about evidence (since it's so obvious that nobody wants to admit how damning it is for him) and i won't even talk about how the word of a man is always taken as truth before the word of a woman is ever even considered.

but one of them is lying. and it's already been proven that she has told the truth in her past legal experiences. so we have a documented liar (who is also now an accused rapist) and then we have someone everyone is desperately trying to prove is a liar.

my point is: i would rather support a potential liar over a potential rapist any fucking day.

[davincsoo]

OKAY SO SINCE YA'LL WANNA BE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DISGUSTING PRICKS....

WE. DO. NOT. DISCUSS. AMBER'S. CHILD.

THAT IS ALL.

[golden--requiem]

🍓 i'm tired. 🍓

[kuruttameanscrazed]

when kurutta equates an ex-friend who started arguing back and no longer being so ~nice~ and submissive to being an "amber heard level psychopath", she's already telling on herself and showing off her DARVO skills. what was that about her being such a hyper empath and great with people? shouldn't she be able to omg, empathize and understand why somebody would be upset or to back down and realize she's hurting them?

NO, NEVER! not if you're kurutta!

kurutta can't be a bad person of course, she's CHRISTIAN. her religion says to love everybody! no you don't want kurutta's "love", no matter if she treats you as her pet and yes-man or if she subjects you to bullying behavior to your face or behind your back.

she literally saw herself as karamatsu and claimed all karamatsu fans ever to exist are abused, disenfranchised people who have true empathy for such mistreated characters like him and are even just oppressed for liking a silly guy like him. so that's why they were the only osomatsu-san fans she could ever show sympathy for or care about. liking karamatsu meant they were good people in the first place, and worthy of her.

...hmm, she refuses to get that gee, other people can have shitty things happen to them or be in need. and that using a character bias, while she harps on about other people having biases, is kind of mean for judging who really needs support and care and who doesn't. nope, fuck you if you're not a super-fan of her favorite character like kara or hildy, she doesn't have to give her false charity if she doesn't see ego gain from it. you're a NPC like the terrible women who said her idol vic is a creep, you don't matter to her.

[rosyblooom]

all u need is a platform x | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem love island contestant!reader SUMMARY: y/n makes a one-off comment about lando norris being her type in a confessional, and the internet rolls with it all the way to lando norris' twitch stream. A/N: just bc i love me some love island 😌

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yourusername alright guys, public voting is open! go, go, go!! make sure to vote for the person you want off your screens, so don't vote for y/n!!! tell your friends, family, everyone! we don't wanna see our girl go home anytime soon!! thanks u guys 🥰🥰

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loveisland The public has voted, and that means goodbye to this firecracker! 🧨👋 By the looks of it, it seems Y/N might not need to do much searching for fish in the sea though... 👀

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landonorris 🐠

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username lando and y/n better freaking date soon tho cause if I find out this was all in vain I'm literally gonna flip😭

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thesun Popular ex-Love Island contestant, Y/N L/N, has arrived in the UK to a warm welcome at Heathrow Airport, where she was greeted by family, friends, and a horde of fans.

Speculation about a potential romance between her and the famous F1 driver, Lando Norris, has been rife on the internet for the past few weeks. Many believe this could be the reason for her sudden dumping from the island, as fans allegedly orchestrated her exit in hopes of pairing the two together.

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yourusername back in essex and straight to catching up with my lovelies xxx

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f1gossipofficial Lando Norris has been spotted once again in the company of ex-Love Island contestant Y/N L/N, marking the fourth time in the past month the pair has been seen together in London. This time, fans observed them enjoying dinner together, appearing particularly close as they laughed and had their arms around each other.

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[haute-honey]

yall are reaching with this try guys shit. who gives a fuck about a “power dynamic” when the two people involved knew what they were doing.