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thebeardlyben · 1 year
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Day 5 of #GOBLINWEEK? YOU BET! And that means more Jerry Goodberry!
This is one of my favourite illustrations of him :D
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almostlookedhuman · 8 months
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Sleep - The Druid
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kostihoj · 1 year
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lovevalley45 · 1 year
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so i made all those jokes abt behrad n spooner having druid n ranger energy and since then. freckles n i have been in a campaign where we play a ranger and druid, respectively, n one dude in our group keeps confusing our classes (which i do lowkey get it’s just extremely funny)
anyways it has reminded me how funny the druid & ranger dynamic is and that i need to post that fic of esperatreon as a dnd party
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ed89 · 2 years
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if argyle played dnd he would be a druid i know this bc i also smoke weed and play dnd
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br1ghtpunk · 2 years
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Can’t believe it took me till the year 2022 and the age of 28 to finally get into DnD
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chaos-lioness · 2 years
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Today my DND group adopted a baby dragon by luring it out of a cave with pies and I feel like I finally understand the true meaning of the game.
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Tell us your first impression!
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filthwizard · 11 months
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The cards for tonight. One for my love and one for me. Almost two sides of the same coin.
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thebeardlyben · 1 year
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Day 3 of #GOBLINWEEK baybeeee! Gonna keep on rolling with the bugbear druid and lord of good vibes, Jerry Goodberry!
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momijigari · 1 month
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Another DnD character, this time my blorbo Drys ! Stoner druid semi-elfe uwu His companion name is Tryo
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newtabfics · 5 months
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In Understanding
astarion x y/n
Summary: Y/N worries over Astarion after he goes off after an insult that feels a bit too personal from Shadowheart. She offers to talk to him, which results in a heart-to-heart between a vampire and a stoner.
Triggers for smoking weed and brooding/angsty thoughts.
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The crickets chirped loudly in sync with the frogs almost. The water lapped delicately at the shoreline, as a vampire sat in a tree, leg hanging lazily as he read his book.
Or, attempted to read at least.
"Nothing but a heartless leech!"
He scoffed and glared at the sky as those words milled through his head again. True he was a vampire. And true he could be heartless.
But was that all he was to them? 
He couldn't help but wonder this, but the twig snapping underfoot alerted him. He turned to see her. Y/N was looking at the stick as she pulled her foot back nervously before meeting his gaze. She looked like a lost child caught sneaking around.
Y/N composed herself and smiled gently. "Found you," She said.
He hummed. "What is it you want?" He bit out, turning back to his book. "I'm busy."
"I wanted to check on you," She said, hands sinking into the pockets of her pants.
Astarion scowled, studying her. She was at ease. Her guard was down entirely despite the still healing holes in her neck. 
"I'm not a child," He scoffed.
"Well great!" She beamed, pulling out a small rolled-up paper. His nose twitched as he detected the herbs inside. She grinned. "Cuz I wouldn't smoke with a kid. Want a hit?"
He blinked at that then closed his book as she approached. "Sure." 
Y/N leaned against the tree below his branch, handing it up to her. When he inspected it in an attempt to understand how to light the damn thing as he left his matches in the tent when he hears a soft-spoken spell.
Looking up, Y/N's thumb was up, a small flame flickering above it like a tiny torch. He smirked. "Show off," He hummed as he let her light it, taking a slow inhale.
"Coming from you?" She smirked at him. She watched him take a hit before passing it back to her. Carefully, she took a hit, wincing as she felt the drug quickly take her mind. "Shit," She coughed, smoke escaping.
"Too strong?" Astarion exhaled with a smirk.
"Yeah, actually," She chuckled. "This is from the druids when we saved them. Gift from Halsin…though I do wonder if he'd hoped I would try it with him around." Astarion smirked. "I still can't believe you turned him down. He is a handsome druid."
"Honestly? That's it. He doesn't really get the humor like you do," She hummed as she took another hit before passing the blunt to him.
Astarion's eyebrow raised as he took it. He inhales slowly as his red eyes dart over to the lake before them, sighing out the smoke.
"So, the man needs to understand your humor?" He asked curiously. "What about other things? What's the type of man that makes the fearless Y/N swoon?"
She smirked. "Firstly, it doesn't have to be a man. Preferred? Yes. Required? No. Secondly…a lot of things."
"Such as?" He hummed as she met his eyes. He could see the drug was hitting her much harder, though there was still some lucidness about her.
"Well, having fangs is a good start," She joked, smirking at the quirk of his lips. "Maybe a devilish smile. A love for holding me hostage on sight. What else?"
"Oh is that all? There's three I've already checked off. What else?" He asked, enjoying this banter.
"A kind heart."
"Oh please," He scoffed. "If you were going to recite poetry–"
"You really don't think you're kind? Is it cuz of Shadowheart?" She cut in quickly, blinking up at him. "Cuz…she's wrong."
"Is she now," He muttered, keeping his eyes firm against the water.
She studied him for a moment as she eyed the water carefully. So many words that could be said…but what were the right ones, she wondered.
"I think you're kind," She said, taking a hit when he passed it to her. Her words became muddled. "You do good stuffs and bad stuffs but that doesn't make you bad. You make us smile with your humor. You don't mince your words and voice everyone's thoughts. You're a perfect fit in this group of misfits, Astarion."
Astarion eyed her a moment before laughing softly. "Even when I hold them hostage?" He teased.
"That's for me only," She giggled, slumping against the tree entirely as she eyed the river before ripping off her boots.
He blinked as he watched her hike up her pants around her knees before jumping into the water. Astarion rolled his eyes. "You're high off your rocker," He chuckled.
"You're high off your rocker," She bit back with a giggle.
"Very clever. Did you work on that one?" His voice dripped with mirth and excitement.
He blinked when she bit her lip as he watched her hands glow with magic. Her hands moved in a quick pattern. Like a snake charmer, she coaxed the water from the river up until a small tendril of water was at her will.
Astarion watched as the sorceress, stoned out of her mind, began to play with the water as though it were the most natural thing to do. She created an almost dance with the water.
A small smile graced his lips as he took another hit. "This is good stuff," he confessed. "Though, it's a wonder you're conscious."
When she hadn't responded beyond a hum, he snorted. "Barely conscious. Let's get you back so you don't do anything ridiculous," He chuckled as he slid from his branch. He offered her the blunt. "Last drag."
Y/N smiled and dropped her spell as she approached. She carefully took the blunt and finished it off, blinking.
Astarion snickered. "Yeah. Let's go. You need to lay down."
"We could lay down here and look at the stars," She slurred with a giggle, the smoke leaking from her mouth.
Astarion smiled softly despite himself as he met her eyes. He sighed heavily. "Thank you. For coming here."
Y/N smiled and said, "Can i hug you?"
She was always careful of his feelings. He happily opened his arms in silent invitation. Though he tried to convince himself otherwise, he knew she was worried for him after he'd stormed off. Having her there, holding him close and making him feel like he belongs…
"I'm grateful to have you, Y/N," He sighed softly, resting his chin on her head. "You're…obnoxious, stoned girl."
Y/N smiled and squeezed him. She didn't speak, not wanting to slur or mumble incoherently. She wanted only to hold him, remind him he was safe again. 
He was more than just a vampire.
He was Astarion.
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wub-fur-radio · 5 months
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Appealing Sounds of Confusion & Dismay
Nothing is absolute; everything is possible. – Hassan-i-Sabbah
If you’ve been dismayed to be feeling even more confused than usual of late, Wub-Fur Internet Radio wants you to know you are not alone and wishes to do what we can to help. Toward that end we offer this two part streaming mix of appealing sounds from around the planet and across the multiverses of contemporary psychedelic/stoner/doom/space rock music. Featuring 25 new tunes from 25 of your favorite modern psych combos, including Frankie and the Witch Fingers, Black Sand, Sonic Moon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Queens of the Stone Age, Jeffrey Alexander + The Heavy Lidders, Druid Fluids, Dead Feathers, Dead Shaman, Pink Fairies, Gong, Goat, and 13 more bands who are dismayed but not afraid to be confused.
▶︎🎶 Listen on Mixcloud: Part One | Part Two
Running Times: Pt. 1: 1 hour, 14 seconds; Pt. 2: 59 minutes, 52 seconds
Tracklists
Part One
Repeat Transmission (0:55) — Brown Spirits | Coburg, Australia
Just an Illusion (4:29) — Black Sand | New Zealand
Flutter By (4:41) — Druid Fluids | Adelaide, Australia
Let It Out (3:47) — The Wans | Nashville, TN
Give It Time (3:54) — Sonic Moon | Aarhus, Denmark
Gardeners of the Earth (5:20) — White Canyon & The 5th Dimension | MG, Brazil
Gila Monster (4:36) — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard | Melbourne, Australia
Mild Davis (4:46) — Frankie and the Witch Fingers | Los Angeles, CA
Negative Space (3:53) — Queens of the Stone Age | Palm Desert, CA
What It Is to Be Free (4:12) — Kind | Boston, MA
Counting Up and Down (3:18) — Jeffrey Alexander + The Heavy Lidders | Philadelphia, PA
Those Disruptors (5:25) — Modoki | Tokyo, Japan
La Storia Dell'Aviditia (4:30) — Futuropaco | Oakland, CA
Trying to Keep Control (6:29) — Dead Shaman | Switzerland
Part Two
Robbery (9:56) — Dead Feathers | Chicago, IL
Another Sailor Who Dies at Midnight (3:06) — Tangerine Stoned | Italy
Join the Resistance (5:35) — Goat | Norrbotten County, Sweden
Montezuma (4:49) — Edena Gardens | Copenhagen, Denmark
Hassan I Sahba (6:02) — Pink Fairies | London, UK
Tiny Galaxies (3:51) — Gong | UK
Something To Fall Back On (3:50) — The Wytches | UK
FTW (7:09) — LSD | Dublin, Ireland
In My Own Dream (8:19) — The Third Mind | Downey, CA
Your Confusion May Now Be Visible (4:50) — DWLVS | San Francisco, CA / Philadelphia, PA
Barely a Season (2:26) — Abronia | Portland, OR
All tracks released in 2023.
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lavampira · 2 months
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OC TAG GAME
tagged by the lovely @aphoticfairy ty <3 I’ll tag @hythlodaes @elvves @scionshtola @disequilibria @elliewilliums @carlosoliveiraa @hylfystt @gwynbleidd @queenofthieves @sirotras @famewolf @narrativefoiltrope @veeples @night-triumphantt @yloiseconeillants @thedeadthree @musingmycelium but as always no pressure!! I’ll answer for my dnd oc <:
name: elaith nathair
nickname: not often used to being called anything but her name or “hey, you, druid” but ‘laith will do
gender: woman
star sign: that’s a secret to her <3
personality type: philosophical stoner druid. yes it counts. (also: lawful neutral).
height: 5’7
orientation: lesbian
nationality/ethnicity: half sun elf from the swamplands
favorite fruit: goodberries blueberries!
favorite season: spring when nature is freshly recovering from hibernation
favorite scent: fresh, earthy, woody smells like cypress, but also dewy moss, and certain fungi
coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: herbal tea brewed from the many leaves and spices that she grows and carries with her
average hours of sleep: 6-8, depending if she’s shifted recently and how tired she gets
dogs or cats: all living creatures are her friends but reptiles are her most treasured ones. her companion is a pink viper named strawberry milksnake.
dream trip: anywhere and everywhere, so long as she has pleasant company
number of blankets: a very big one that was woven by her mentor
random fact: her concept is inspired by cycles of life and decay and the ouroboros - she’s a circle of spores druid, predominantly uses acid magic, and relies on casting more but prefers to shift into a monitor lizard if necessary
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leonardodicapriowo · 8 months
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Everything I know about characters in dndads as someone who has a hyperfixated enbyfriend.
(Part 1?)
Darryl: Stay at home barbarian soccer dad with a traumatized gay son (Bisexual?).
Henry: Geologist nerd druid dad who has a cult leader dad and a wholesome relationship with his wife (Bisexual.).
Glenn: Cool stoner widow bard dad who has a rat named after his demon son-not-son. Lost an eye mid season.
Ron: A silly lil’ rouge guy with trauma, and a really bad dad who tried to drown him (Really not cool William). I have called him Ron Stapler.
Grant: Traumatized queer dude who accidentally killed Terry jr. Grant’s son.
Lark and Sparrow: They were fun until they weren’t. Henry’s kids.
Nick: Glenn’s son-not-son.
Terry jr: A cool dude who was sniped by Grant and died. Ron’s stepson.
Should I do another?
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