#stop that right now

[ddejavvu]

the way some of you send car sex asks i don't think you've ever actually been in a real car before but i do respect the raw and unbridled yearning for sex that you all have

[f1-birb]

sir...

[xayspancakeee]

yes chef. 🤤

[cheesus-doodles]

!!!!

OMG BABY

HIS OUTFIT

ITS GORGEOUS

THANK YOU WAKUI

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

my airpods are going crazy why are they connecting to other devices in my house

[coyging]

[franklinsti3n]

whenever someone is writing and it's not from a child's pov or someone talking to a child AND THEY USE THE WORD TUMMY? I want to throw myself off of a roof. "Blank has a habit of falling asleep on your warm tummy" EXCUSE ME?? EXCUSE MWA?????? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???

[strickpage]

Watch Max beat Adam with a kangaroo kick at All In. Wouldn't that be something.

[mattsmemes]

🚑 🚨 🏨 ⚕️ 🩺

[bipirate]

Hey why is my old overwatch art getting notes

[misterghostfrog]

I do not at all understand this trend of putting maximum character limits on important passwords. Long passwords are good, long passwords are harder to crack, why is this a thing,

[imakemywings]

if the weather conspires to keep me stuck here I swear 2 God I will dissolve into ash

[kohs]

WILLE AND FELICE? 😰

[gaygraviturgist]

no no no no no no i did not just see a mash up gifset for sandman and good omens in the style of the superwholock ones from years gone by

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[charlenasaxen]

“I lied,” he said. “I do wish that we could have had a different ending.” He uncorked the vial. “Goodbye, Evangeline.”