#stranger things crack

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STRANGER NICER THINGS 📕 series

[joehawke]

Dustin: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Steve: bold of you to assume I was even held

Dustin:

Eddie:

Nancy:

Robin: Steve, we’ve talked about this

[steddiesucker]

Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.

Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Jonathan: Did we miss something?

Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Argyle: What game?

Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.

Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Robin: Three weeks.

Argyle:

Jonathan:

Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins

[bebx]

how I imagine a confrontation between Vecna and Michael Wheeler would go

plot twist: they share a brain cell

[undreaming-fanfiction]

Robin: Hey Steve, why do you call Eddie "Sugar"?

Steve: *vividly recalling Eddie grabbing a spoon and eating the whole sugar bowl when they got high together, muttering "not bad but it needs more sugar" while Steve giggled like a maniac and refilled the bowl twice* Uh, we're dating.

[thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles]

Eddie: Think fast! *throws a ball at Steve*

Steve: *catches it* No. *pockets the ball*

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Eddie: Think fast! *throws a ball at Nancy*

Nancy: *catches it and throws it back like a fastball*

Eddie: oh sHIT--

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Eddie: Think fast! *throws a ball at Robin*

Robin: *gets hit in the face*

Robin: ... *sobs*

Steve and Nancy: *appearing out of nowhere* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[slashergirlnancy]

stranger things + incorrect quotes (16/?)

[xstevex-world]

-During stoner night-

Jonathan: I think Will likes Mike…

Argyle: The dude with the fake threads? Really?

Steve: Why Mike!? Lucas is right there!

Eddie: Wheeler? Jesus H Christ that’s so embarrassing, Baby Byers.

Steve: Dustin! Dustin would treat him so much better than Mike could!

Argyle: This is worse then when we had to bury that super secret agent man in the desert.

Jonathan:…thank you all for understanding what I’m going through.

[infinite-orangepeel]

[xoxogabriella]

more ST as That 70s Show by (un)popular demand

Previous shitpost here

[thepunkpanther]

steve + textposts

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So, Scoops re-opened their Ahoy, and Steve is back in business. He and Eddie discuss the 'daily special' offers of the new menu in the back room.

STRANGER NICER THINGS 📕 series

[harringtonsbfs]

"steve. we like steve, but we dont love steve" uh we actually do love steve thank you very much murray.

[steddiesucker]

Everyone sitting in Steve’s living room, high off their minds

Nancy, very seriously: Is having a penis fun?

Jonathan: It has its ups and downs.

Argyle: it comes in handy outside, though.

Eddie: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Steve, snorting: It’s a pain in the ass, is what it is.

Eddie, full on laughing now: Sorry babe!

Robin: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

[steviesbicrisis]

The familiar song: ChRiSsY wAkE uP i DoNt LiKe ThIs

(Please suggest other funny/unhinged songs, I need a laugh today lmao)

[kwistowee]

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