#stuff the british stole

[laresearchette]

Friday, February 10, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: DEAR EDWARD (Apple TV +) PINECONE & PONY (Apple TV +) AT MIDNIGHT (Paramount +) MEET ME IN PARIS (The Roku Channel) JOE BOB'S VICIOUS VEGAS VALENTINE (Shudder) MARVEL'S MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR (Disney Channel Canada) 8:0pm WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL (TBD - Lifetime Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA CLARKSON’S FARM (Season 2) FARZI FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY MONTANA STORY PALAVA SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW

CBC GEM GHOSTS (Season 4) THE LAST BLACK MAN IN SAN FRANCISCO

CRAVE TV DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA GOOD NEIGHBORS THE GRAND SEDUCTION INTO THE FOREST LEAP YEAR LET ME IN LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (Season 2) MACK & RITA MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION MEAN DREAMS MEN WITH BROOMS MILTON’S SECRET MR. A & MR. M: THE STORY OF A&M RECORDS (Episodes 1-2) MY AWKWARD SEXUAL ADVENTURE PLEASURE STEPHEN COLBERT PRESENTS TOONING OUT THE NEWS (Season 1) THE SWEARING JAR TRANSPLANT (Season 3) TYLER PERRY’S A MADEA CHRISTMAS TYLER PERRY’S BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN

DISNEY + STAR CROCODILES REVEALED DUG DAYS: CARL’S DATE MARVEL STUDIOS LEGENDS (Season 2 premiere) WINNIE THE POOH: A VALENTINE FOR YOU

NETFLIX CANADA 10 DAYS OF A GOOD MAN THE FLASH (Season 9 Premiere) FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL LOVE ACTUALLY LOVE IS BLIND: AFTER THE ALTAR (Season 3) LOVE TO HATE YOU YOUR PLACE OR MINE

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 7:00pm: Kraken vs. Rangers (TSN4) 7:00pm: Leafs vs. Blue Jackets (SN) 10:00pm: Penguins vs. Ducks

NBA BASKETBALL   (SN Now) 7:00pm: Knicks vs. 76ers (SN1) 7:30pm: Jazz vs. Raptors (TSN2/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 8:00pm: Timberwolves vs. Grizzlies (SN1) 10:00pm: Mavericks vs. Kings (TSN2) 10:30pm: Bucks vs. Clippers

MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm: What the Fee?: Tackling three fees everyone hates: From sneaky add-ons to bills, to gift cards that decline in value and a restaurant with a charge many diners find distasteful; revealing the worst offenders and seeking answers from those behind the big bills.

THE LOVE CLUB: NICOLE (W Network) 8:00pm: At a New Year's Eve college party, four women make a vow to call on one another if they're ever in a romantic crisis. Ten years later, they find themselves resurrecting their love club as each searches for eternal happiness.

GWEN SHAMBLIN: STARVING FOR SALVATION (CTV Life) 8:00pm: Gwen Shamblin founds a Christian-based diet program, preaching the power of prayer for weight loss. Accumulating power and money as a larger-than-life public persona with dramatically teased hair, her reign comes to a tragic end in 2021.

STUFF THE BRITISH STOLE (CBC) 8:30pm: In the wake of a rebellion by Chinese martial artists against foreign military forces, a golden warrior statue looted by British colonial forces ends up in Australia.

NLL LACROSSE (TSN/TSN3) 9:00pm: Rush vs. Roughnecks

THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: Walking with Ancients: New archaeological discoveries are challenging the understanding of when the first people arrived in North America, rewriting the human story.

TITANIC: 25 YEARS LATER WITH JAMES CAMERON (Nat Geo Canada) 9:00pm: Cameron debunks myths about the shipwreck and whether Jack could have survived.

THE SPENCER SISTERS (CTV) 9:00pm (NEW DAY AND TIME): When Darby's friend Kaia is wrongfully accused of plagiarism, Darby and Victoria must put aside their differences and investigate, uncovering a wide-ranging scandal.

THE SWEARING JAR (Crave) 9:00pm: Carey and Simon, an otherwise perfect couple, try to kick their swearing habit before their baby arrives.

CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: A Monster in Uniform Part 2: When the key suspect in a series of assaults and murders is brought in for questioning, a cat and mouse game unfolds in the interview room and ultimately leads to a shocking confession from a man leading a secret double life.

BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN: HER FRIENDS SPEAK (Super Channel Fuse) 10:00pm:  Bobbi Kristina Brown was born into a life of glitz, glamour, celebrity status, and all the substance abuse issues that come along with it. Exposed at an early age to living life in the fast lane, she was put on a fast track to becoming famous.

THE GOOD FATHER: THE MARTIN MACNEILL STORY (CTV Life) 12:00am:  Weeks after his wife's suspicious death, Dr. Martin MacNeill moves in his mistress under the guise of a live-in nanny. Shocked by her father's actions, his daughter begins to question everything she's known about him while uncovering a web of lies.

HARLEY QUINN: A VERY PROBLEMATIC VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL (adult swim) 12:30am:  Harley and Ivy celebrate their very first Valentine's Day together.

[mostcursedofpastas]

December Recs #22

Stuff the British Stole

Another podcast rec. This one's an NPR-style podcast, which is usually not my jam (I tend to prefer long-winded conversational podcasts) but the information in this one is too compelling to pass up.

I thought I had more or less understood the depravity of British imperialism.  Then I listened to this podcast and realized I knew nothing.  Each episode made me so spitting mad that I had to take a break and stew for a while before I could listen to the next one.

The first episode, covering Tipu Sultan's near-life-size statue of a tiger (Tipu Sultan's emblem) mauling a man in an East India Company uniform, is an excellent place to start.  

I can also now recommend a podcast pairing! Listen to the Best.Named.Dog.Ever episode of Stuff the British Stole, and then follow it up with the Gordon of Khartoum episode of Bad Gays--to hear in his own words how he felt about looting and destroying the old Summer Palace (he was upset they didn't have time to loot it more carefully! Fuck the British!!)

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Axl Low has taken 10 years of my life

[fangirlwithasweettooth]

have I actually seen Across the Spiderverse yet? no, but New Blorbo Acquired anyway: Pavitr Prabhakar <3

[jugheadthelesbian]

will sing praises ab atsv all the time but also it wasn’t very inclusive to hoh people?? i couldn’t understand what most of them were saying bc of the masks and the animation was so busy(and beautiful) that i couldn’t read their lips and the background music would be way too loud for me to understand their voices. idk was this just a me thing? sorry i really enjoyed the movie but it just kinda sucked that it was hard to understand. hopefully whenever it comes out on streaming services/dvd i will enjoy it w captions!!

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (2-8 Jul 2023)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Crawling on Back to You (rainbow_nerds) - 109K, steddie - a canon-divergent everyone lives AU, lapsed childhood friends-to-lovers steddie

😍Lima Charlie (One-EyedBossman (desert000rose), SecretFandomStories) - 71K, Differently Okay Local Idiots #9, modern no-powers stucky - reread, when a new episode comes out I always have reread the prior ep, these stories are so packed with emotion

😍This Sacred Trust (One-EyedBossman (desert000rose), SecretFandomStories) - 71K, Differently Okay Local Idiots #10 - 'kintsugi' is the word that comes to mind when I read this series - they're seeing how their very jagged edges fit together and making something strong & beautiful out of them

💖💖 +106K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

mission parameters (shipyrds) - DCU: SuperBat, 33K - fake relationship for a mission! actual feelings! that's the good stuff!

WHO IS EDDIE MUNSON FUCKING (beetlesandstars, witchjeons) - Stranger Things: steddie, 2K - absolutely hilarious 'eddie accidentally sexts the group chat and now everyone is determined to figure out who he's fucking' - reread, someone reminded me of this story and I love it so

If I Could Stop the Clock With You Tonight (Voylitscope_speed) - MCU: stucky, 10K - modern no-powers AU - Natasha gets Steve a private chef for his birthday, but there's something familiar about him…

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Speed

Nimona

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

Independence Day [my dad's tradition is to watch this every 4 Jul]

Clue

D20: Dungeons and Drag Queens - "Queens on a Quest" (s18, e1)

D20: Adventuring Party - "The Illuminati Invented Sandwiches" (s13, e1)

D20: Dungeons and Drag Queens - "Welcome to the Underworld" (s18, e2)

D20: Adventuring Party - "The Bloods and The Crypts" (s13, e2)

Um, Actually - s8, e8

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Smart Podcast, Trashy Books - 569. Romance in Libraries with Robin Bradford

ICYMI Plus - The Subreddit Teeming with Crime, Complaints and Candles

⭐The Sporkful -The Enslaved Chefs At Monticello Who Created American Cuisine

⭐Vibe Check - Vibe Check LIVE! Featuring Penn Badgley

What Next: TBD - The Trouble With TikTok Songs

Stuff The British Stole - Bottles in the Basement

Radiolab - The Cataclysm Sentence

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Trans Representation In TV And Film

Dear Prudence Plus - I Hate My Fiancé’s Mustache—but He Refuses to Get Rid of It. Help!

Into It - A Messy 2023 So Far: Ranking Celebrity Breakups and Songs of the Summer

American Hysteria - Hot Dog Urban Legends with Comedian Jamie Loftus

Endless Thread - Best of Summer: Swimming Hole - The man, the myth, the leap

⭐Ologies with Alie Ward - Curiology (EMOJI) Part 1 with Various Emoji Experts

ICYMI Plus - How Reddit Turned On Its Creator

Re: Dracula - July 8: Method in His Madness

Radiolab - Man Against Horse

Welcome to Night Vale - Bonus Episode: The Process

You Are Good - Twister w. Niko Stratis

Re: Dracula - Bonus 4: Queering the Gothic

99% Invisible #543 - In Proximity: Ryan Coogler and Roman Mars

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Dancing Queen [Cher] {2018}

Cher

Presenting Johnny Cash

[forlorn-plushie]

My fantasy heartbreaker project has bug-people 'fairies' as a species. They're MTG-color-pie Red, and so I've named the red-like (blasting) magic "carmine", a color named for an insect from which dye is made

[raceydays-hopelesshaze]

In a world where so many musicians have unique or uncommon names, shoutout to Arctic Monkeys for being made up of dudes whose first, middle, and last names are all the amalgamation of the most British and basic run-of-the-mill names imaginable

[thelastemuhunter]

What Indus River Valley Civilization Terracotta Figurine are you today?

[gendernutralghost]

help my body hates me for walking around the British museum all day and I've still got so many assignments I need to do plus dealing with a DSA video call tomorrow morning

[laresearchette]

Friday, January 20, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: SHAPE ISLAND (Apple TV +) TRUTH BE TOLD (Apple TV +) THE ASSISTANT (TUBI) REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER (HBO Canada) 10:00pm DARCY & STACY STRIKE BACK (TLC Canada) 11:00pm WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? CRISS ANGEL'S MAGIC WITH THE STARS (CW Feed) PENN & TELLER: FOOL US (CW Feed) KINDRED SPIRITS (TBD - DTour) THE REAL FRIENDS OF WEHO (TBD - MTV Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA DETECTIVE KNIGHT: INDEPENDENCE THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINE (Season 2) MARQUERITE VOLANT (Season 1)

CBC GEM HAMMER

CRAVE TV THE AFTERMATH AMBULANCE THE BACK-UP PLAN BEGINNERS THE BREAK-UP DINE YOUR SIGN: SUMMER FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS INDIAN HORSE THE IRON LADY IT’S COMPLICATED JUST FOR LAUGHS 2022: THE GALA SPECIALS PATTON OSWALT THE KING’S DAUGHTER LIE WITH ME MIDNIGHT RUN MIRROR MIRROR MONSIEUR LAHAR OLDBOY (2003) RIDICULOUSNESS (Season 27) SIESTA KEY: MIAMI MOVES (Season 5)

DISNEY + STAR THE HEIR: THE FREESTYLE DYNASTY/EL HEREDERO: LA DINASTIA DEL FREESTYLE (Season 1 premiere)

NETFLIX CANADA BAKE SQUAD (Season 2) BLING EMPIRE: NEW YORK FAUDA (Season 4) MISSION MAJNU REPRESENT SAHMARAN SHANTY TOWN

AUSTRALIAN OPEN TENNIS (TSN) 7:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #6 (TSN4) 9:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #6

NHL HOCKEY (TSN5) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Penguins (SNPacific) 10:00pm: Avalanche vs. Canucks

CHL HOCKEY (TSN3) 7:30pm: Peterborough Petes vs. Guelph Storm

NBA BASKETBALL   (SN/SN1) 7:30pm: Heat vs. Mavericks (TSN2) 7:30pm: Warriors vs. Cavaliers (SN1) 10:00pm: Grizzlies vs. Lakers

MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm: Busting Miracle Cures: Hidden Camera Investigation: Investigating the “Doc of Detox” who promises to cure serious ailments with his supplements & specialized devices. We reveal the false claims & speak to those who regret subscribing to his treatment.

STUFF THE BRITISH STOLE (CBC) 8:30pm: Sign a deal with Queen Victoria or face disease and devastation? That was a choice facing one of Canada’s proudest leaders. But did the British forces then literally steal the shirt from his back?

THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: Science & Cannabis: Is cannabis a medical cure-all or snake oil? Scientists distinguish the medicine from the myths.

TRANSPLANT (CTV) 9:00pm: A software glitch takes down the emergency department; Bash explores new terrain; Mags searches for a new cardiologist; June is fed up with her bosses; Theo attempts a stable dating life.

THE PROOF IS OUT THERE (History Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE):  Reports of a dinosaur living in the African Congo, strange lights above the Hessdalen Valley in Norway, a 12-year-old girl in Russia with superhuman strength, and proof of an alien structure on an asteroid.

OLDBOY (2003) (Crave) 9:00pm:  A vengeful man (Choi Min-sik) must unlock the mystery behind his 15-year-imprisonment by unseen jailers.

CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: The Wrongful Confession

THE SUICIDE TEXTS: THE FRIENDS SPEAK (Super Channel Fuse)  10:00pm: The case of Michelle Carter and Conrad Roy, who met during a chance encounter while on vacation and immediately connected through their struggles with mental health; over time, Michelle helped Conrad prepare and execute his suicide.

TERROR TRAIN 2 (Crave) 11:05pm: Alana is coerced to join the Magician and other survivors on a New Year's Eve redemption ride aboard the now infamous Terror Train, where a new kind of evil awaits. Once again, the terrified passengers must fight to survive.

[dimensionzero]

top 3 pavitr prabhakar moments:

"and this is where the british stole all of our stuff!"

"now let me guess you're gonna ask me about saffron and cardamom and naan bread which is the same as saying bread bread which is the same as saying CHAI TEA >:(" "oh i love chai tea" "NO"

"well that was another easy adventure for spider-ma---" [everything explodes]

[megalobsterface]

i seriously feel like a contrarian asshole for saying "A movie that paid off on literally none of its plot points, licked more boot than a giraffe at a shoe store, was made by abusing its workers, and ended with a 'To Be Continued' instead of anything satisfying was not not a good movie" but I'm 90% positive that I'm not missing anything, I didn't pass out for part of the movie, it was just super fucking underwhelming and not as good-looking as the movie its a half-sequel to

like the nicest thing i can say is that it was a 6/10. some parts were fine. i laughed sometimes. The complete lack of an ending made everything else feel like a waste of time.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Out of curiousity, do you think most national museums are participating in the same kind of thing that the British Museum is, i.e. holding onto items that they stole in conquest / archaeological items that other nations are requesting back?

I always wonder if we should be looking at the bigger picture rather than just this one spotlighted issue (not that the spotlight isn't important in raising the issue originally).

oh goodie we're digging up stuff I wrote from 2 years ago...yay

Okay, for starters, let's look at how you've phrased your question. Currently, the heavy implication is that this is all the BM is (i.e. it only holds colonial loot and contested items), which is false. Yes, it does hold colonial loot from the British Empire. No one is disputing that. It also holds contested items such as the Parthenon Marbles and the Rosetta Stone. What it also holds are many items taken from digs where the country in question permitted them taking them, and then also gifts and other such non colonial requisitions.

Mostly, I need to stress, because as someone who's adjacent to museums this drives me insane: Framing all museum collections as Bad and only containing Bad Items from Bad Deeds doesn't give you the full picture and if you don't have the full picture you can't really address the issue of repatriation properly. It's the classic 'All or Nothing' mentality and I'm begging people to seek nuance on complex topics such as this. Also governments suck and so hearing repeated 'well museums suck because XYZ' means they're more than happy to simply defund them, which they already are doing and that's not helping stuff like repatriation either.

In short, if you're asking does any other museum have a law like BM63 (I wrote 68 in the post because...I'm bad at numbers)? Not as far as I'm aware, no. The BM is unique in that instance where the government literally created a law to prevent it from divesting of its collection.

Do other national museums hold colonial looted artefacts and contested items? Yes. Lots of them. All over the world.

Germany's Neues Museum holds the bust of Nefertiti, which is contested.

The Louvre in Paris has multiple Italian artworks that were stolen in the 1790s that Italy wants back.

The Horses of St Mark's (in Venice) were stolen from Greece by Constantine in the 1200s. (Not really all that contested but they were definitely stolen).

Yale University holds numerous items from Machu Picchu. The 1911 dig had permission from the Peruvian Government, but the items were supposed to be returned. I believe (don't quote me) that less than half were originally. They have subsequently been returned, but this is not an uncommon story.

There's a bunch of Nazi looted artworks that are in museums that need to be returned to their rightful owners.

The MET museum in the US and everything it got from Douglas Latchford (this is ongoing, with some repatriations having already happened)

The National Museum of Australia also got caught out by that guy.

To be fair, the MET Museum has a problem with looted artefacts in general from the 70s onwards as they tried to compete with the European collections and thus ended up gaining a lot of 'not properly provenanced artefacts'. There was a gold sarcophagus they returned only recently that was looted from Egypt post-2011.

The Bible Museum in the US has...stuff it shouldn't (there's a lot and I'm not listing it).

*voice dripping with derision* Whatever the Hobby Lobby is up to

I could go on!

Focusing solely on the BM is a result of a US-Centric mindset, and a pervasive anglophone bias in things people will read. (Or in other words: It's fun to shit on the Brits and most of you only read English anyway.)

This has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like the BM is only museum in the world doing this, and they're not. Not in the slightest. Many museums, national or not, will have colonial looted items if that country has, at any time in the past, waged expansionist wars against other nations, no matter how brief. If your local museum has artefacts from Not Your Country there's a good chance they were looted! Again, I stress that many many artefacts that left places like Egypt were part of agreements with the Egyptian government (called partition agreements) whereby the Egyptian government took first pick of artefacts from a dig and then the dig organisers could take the rest. This hasn't happened since UNESCO World Heritage Convention 1975, which prohibits new artefacts from leaving countries which is also why I will bonk on the head with a cardboard tube anyone who says Archaeologists/Museums are still stealing things.

So yeah, if you're looking at repatriation, you'll be much better looking at the bigger picture and understanding how all this came to be in the first place than you'll ever be making memes about the BM stealing things on the internet.

[goyurim]

when pavitr prabhakar is showing off india to his new spidey friends there's this tiny moment where he goes like "and this is where the british stole all our stuff!" and i kid you not, not a single person in the theatre laughed. not even a chuckle. a theatre full of grown-ass british people were losing their shit over the "hole" jokes like a bunch of fifth graders but when they're reminded of their war crimes they clench their own holes so hard they forget to breathe

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Mumbattan References

I expected no less from Spiderverse but the cultural references in the movie still made me immensely happy (I am by no means a the-buck-stops-with-me authority on my culture, nor is this a complete list, I’m just naming random things that I caught that made me happy to see)

The architecture, obviously

Miles crashing a wedding procession oh my god

When Pavitr yells at Miles for saying chai tea

Then tries to beat up Spot for saying naan bread

“Four people on a bike?! That seems a little unsafe.” 😂🤣 (wait till Spot sees the literal nine year olds driving scooters-)

This might sound weird, but authentically Indian music? Like, whenever India shows up in western media, there’s Bollywood music in the background, whether you’re in the north, south, east or west, and it annoys me that it feels like they think that’s the only music we have here, India has just as much variety as other countries do. I can’t explain what type of music showed up when Miles fell into Mumbattan (I have to listen to it again when more of the soundtrack comes out) but I can tell you it evoked a specific sense of longing and nostalgia in me that I can’t put into words

Pavitr’s school uniform my beloved

Pavitr saying bhaiya, even if it was just one time (Hindi for brother)

Shoutout to the blink-and-you-miss-it Zomato billboard my father caught but I didn’t

Feeding stray puppies!!

“And this is where the British stole all of our stuff.” Pavitr, sweetie, I love you

coconut oil and prayer

Mumbattan comic book effects being in Hindi

Once again, not claiming to be an all-knowing whiz or anything, just listing things I liked