#stupid poem

[oh-honey01]

Stupid Cricket

I keep yelling at the cricket on my cieling

And I tell him he's gonna fall.

Today, he fell off the ceiling

And landed on my keyboard.

I told him he was gonna fall.

Fucking dumbass cricket.

[inksplashgirl]

I peek around the hill

And eye the mountain peak

And I feel my interest pique

At my homonyms

Because while the peak is unique

My words are mine

And my words are fine

Like a supermodel 🔥😎

[hobohobby99writer]

A POEM

By Hobohobby

[godofswaggy]

i am sick of feeling like this,

retreating back to a youth i never got,

to cope with the adulthood i was rushed into.

i am sick of feeling like this,

my stomach pulling itself into my throat,

squeezing my heart and bleeding my lungs of all their air.

i am sick of feeling like this,

insignificant

useless

stupid

worthless

and more.

i am sick of feeling like this.

[royalte]

I don’t have the energy for anything long, or to even think…

[whatthewindsows]

My brother din't let me keep my favorite but worn out boot.

He said that I would be keeping trash, a

picture would be more than good.

But I have lived of trash for all my life, what of is there to live for if not that?

Being alive doesn't make me more than just trash.

[poettrista]

Your Car's Extended Warranty

A hellish message whispers through the air "We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty" "You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility"

But the letter remains unread, lost in a sea of forgotten papers As the calls persist, a relentless drone in the depths of despair

"Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call" A warning, a threat, a promise of impending doom Press 2 to be removed, to escape the clutches of this spectral call To be placed on a do-not-call list, a sanctuary in a world of darkness

Yet the temptation lingers, a siren's song calling out with deceitful allure To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty Press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist,

a whispered promise of salvation But what price must be paid, what horrors await in the depths of this unholy bargain? A contract sealed in blood, a pact with forces beyond comprehension

[rotzmp3]

sometimes talking feels like a stab wound

and i’m somehow holding the knife

ur looking down at me

and all i can think is why didn’t i stop.

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2] [Part 3]

The unexpected return of a face Xisuma never thought he'd see again.

[tracesofdevotion]

I took a creative writing class my freshman year and the amount of students who used AI for their work was astounding. and I honestly don’t get it. why sign up to be in a CREATIVE WRITING class if you need to rely on AI to write for you. it’s stupid.

people like the writer aesthetic but dont want to put work into actually improving their writing. joining a creative writing class? oh! that’s a perfect way to improve! that’s why I joined the class. oh? you joined because you wanted something to brag about to your friends and family? that’s STUPID. people are STUPID.

and who knows, maybe one day these people might become actual “writers”. maybe they’ll spend enough time on chatGPT to get something that even comes close to resembling the blood sweat and tears that other authors—real authors put into their writing. maybe they’ll become famous for it. become a staple in history. meanwhile all the writers who actually cared about writing are left behind without a pot to piss in.

“oh this is so good!” it’s actually miles and miles of code. it’s laziness wrapped in pretty words topped with the pen name of a STUPID person.

[depressedlover2000]

[rylxdreams]

*insert some bs poem here

Gosh I really love Espio in TMOSTH

[cynical-crypt]

reminder to writers/self

its ok to write shitty poems its ok to write shitty song lyrics its ok to write shitty stories its ok to be unoriginal its ok to reuse a line from something else you wrote its ok to reference other works its ok to be proud of shitty writing its ok to be proud of great writing its ok to be proud in general its ok to not use overcomplicated intricate wording in writing its ok to write about dumb shit its ok to write about fictional events its ok to write something awesome but have one weak line you cant really fix its ok to write something terrible but have one amazing line that doesn't fit its ok to write about emotions you don't really grasp its ok to write

[havingapoemwithyou]

meditations in an emergency by Cameron Awkward-Rich

[sarayu-sunrays]

the string of fate can turn into a noose before you know it

[lickthecowhappy]

Hey, do y'all remember when Aziraphale said, "We can be together!"

Because that's the line that's haunting me today.