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[iamstylegal]

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[11x13kyle]

stylegate

stan and kyle have been together for what at this point is probably like 2500000 years, but their relationship was pretty private because stan was in the closet for a while

when stan comes out, it’s another 4-6 months before his relationship with kyle is made public (passive voice because it was NOT by choice)

there’s a lot of relationship speculation, but kyle is really NOT one of the people that is suspected, aside from a couple of reddit posts with like 2 upvotes that say shit like “my money’s on kyle from fireside chats pod”

most of the replies to this are like “dude what the fuck are you talking about. just because they’re from the same place and the same age like next you’re gonna say craig tucker is the secret boyfriend. get real.”

there are anon submissions on deuxmoi about stan

some directly allude to kyle, others are bullshit

prior to being publicly in a relationship, stan and kyle are out to their friends and family on personal accounts but not in the public eye. stan’s socials are mostly business anyway, and kyle’s socials are mostly discourse and drama and bullshit. he mentions having a boyfriend but is very vague about it

that said, they are seen spending time together but its seen more as them running in the same circles rather than them being close (god forbid CLOSE)

*callout post voice* hey can you tag your c/r/i/m/s/o/n d/a/w/n posts???? their lead singer has literally been seen spending time with the f1r3s1d3 guys so he probably shares in their reactionary viewpoints and that makes me uncomfy ://

kyle and cartman occasionally mention an elusive friend named stan and give barely any details about him so people think stan is just some dude that they know irl and not lead singer of hit band crimson dawn

and no one’s gonna think it’s him because stan’s cd persona is just so normal that no one is going to connect the dots and go “oh this batshit insane person from their stories is the same person who is relatively regular on stage!”

there is minor speculation because they did grow up in the same area and are the same age but people enjoy their delusions and cognitive dissonance

speculation is still mostly redditors that get barely any interactions

slightly before the outing butters casually refers to stan as kyle’s boyfriend but people just think he’s being homophobic

this is after stan comes out so people think he’s mocking stan for his sexuality --> butters homophobia allegations, cancellation #832349038 for him. just another tuesday

cartman addresses this on fireside by saying something along the lines of: look, i know butters, and i can confirm that YES, butters knows exactly what he’s doing. he hates gays, he thinks stan is a dumb fag, and he is violently homophobic, and--

people love to ask craig and those guys about it on their podcast but they never answer anything because fireside is the enemy and they actively dislike them

craig answers exactly once with the response: “who the fuck are kyle and eric?” and that’s it

on a personal level, kyle is cool with tolkien and jimmy, but they all collectively despise cartman, so fireside as a pod is not a friend

stan and kyle’s relationship is eventually outed because butters accidentally lets it slip like for REAL on his show and shit hits the fan

“Who is Stan Marsh’s Boyfriend and Why Should You Be Concerned?”

after stan and kyle are publicly an item stan goes on the pod a couple of times, but not until the initial outrage dies down

when he comes on the show it’s treated as a Very Special Episode. kenny guest stars so that he can help cartman to terrorize stan and interrogate him with wildly personal questions

stan fucks around with his answers

“who tops?” “..........we’re both virgins?”

this answer leads to cartman and kenny taking 10 minutes to debate the reality of this assertion

kenny asks if they know about the camera that cartman has set up in their bedroom

cartman has seriously considered putting a cam in kyle’s room so he doesn’t laugh as hard at that as one would think

kyle is so fucking angry. he’s making a pissed off buzzing sound the whole time

at some point, i don’t know when, stan definitely pulls out his cartman impression

[deadkennys]

after stylegate people are like ohhh THAT’S why stan has a few fancy words he drops pretty often even though they don’t align w the rest of his speech patterns… he picked them up from kyle

[gaystan]

I need more Crimson Dawn content i'm going to vomit my own kidneys

i’m glad you like it let me tell you about stan’s many publicists.

80 year old man hired a little bit after stan dropped out of college. casually homophobic, never picked up on stan being gay. retired from pr a little bit before stan came out and stan made a speech at his funeral despite the fact that he knew him for like 4 years

she was hired after stan came out to do damage control, handled stylegate terribly but can’t be blamed for this. constantly stressed out, extremely online, submits positive rumors about all her clients to deuxmoi and tracks all their tags on instagram.

this one was probably the best. starts out meek and wide eyed but eventually develops more of a backbone and the ability to call stan out on his bullshit. later files a report against him for gender discrimination

this one lasts a MONTH and becomes a straight up alcoholic. stan was one of her first clients ever and she thought he’d be an exciting challenge not too difficult. her quitting is extremely dramatic someone comes to the building for an interview and she’s in the process of storming out and yelling “FUCK YOU STAN I HOPE YOU DIE”

current publicist is a #girlboss, learned to deal with stan by treating him like a misbehaving dog. she Handles him, not intimidated at all and doesn’t really take him seriously

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[11x13kyle]

Hey, I'm confused about something. Roswell recently said that Stan doesn't go on Fireside at all, but in your Stylegate post you state that he does make appearances on the podcast once the initial drama over his and Kyle's relationship dies down. Did the canon change since you made your stylegate post?

And if not, what would Stan going on Fireside even entail; what kinds of shenanigans would result?

matt stone and trey parker can give clyde four birthdays and like half of the characters three different last names but nadia and ros can only chuckle…………

nah but seriously that’s just an issue of this au being pretty big so we lose track sometimes! so i’ll say that as of this specific moment in time it’s up to you unless otherwise specified. do YOU think he’s been on fireside? then he has!

if stan does go on fireside, it’s very much like. instant regression. he immediately falls into his most tried and true childhood behavioral patterns and definitely has the matty healy on the adam friedland show experience of getting really into the podcast and the conversation and ending up saying something just INSANE and probably VILE. it’s like he’s in a trance where he only realizes the gravity of the situation once he leaves the studio and goes “ah. fuck. my publicist is gonna KILL me.” (his publicist has begged him over and over not to go on fireside)

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