#superman

[phantoms-world-and-more]

I want Constantine to bitch slap amanda waller

So an unknown magical entity has been attacking and demolishing government labs and servers

There doesn't seem to be any connection between the attacks so the JL are confused

At first, they send in superman, but he can only get out that he works for the JL before the creature attacks him. He woke up 1 week later in Kansas, in civilian clothing and with a black eye

The worst part is he can't describe it in detail, the creature's form is constantly shifting and changing, one moment it was nothing more than a clump of limbs and organs the next it looked like a shadow brought to the 4D world, and the next it looks like a teenage boy, even his abilities can't get a proper read on it

So they keep sending JL members to try and deal with it while the creature just shows up, destroys the government building, and disappears

Eventually, they talk to Constantine about it and he comes to the conclusion that the entity for whatever reason sees the JL as its enemy when superman asked what it was john told them he's never seen something like this but its powerful, ancient and pissed off

so john (after promises of booze, repaid debts and a lot of favours) agrees to meet the creature and find out what it wants

What no one was expecting was for the creature to take Constantine with it when it disappeared

2 weeks later john shows up in a government meeting looking pissed

Before he can be questioned he struts up to amanda waller and slaps her out of her seat

:YOU PHYCO! BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING IDIOCY WE MIGHT HAVE A FUCKING WAR WITH THE INFINET REALMS!

After that, he steals her access card, teleports to the highest security facility and breaks something out

When the JL get there they see john profusely apologising

The creature was there in a much more...visible form holding a child...wearing clothing with experment numbers

[januariat]

this superbat post absolutely got me... clark with tiny kitty bruce will forever have my heart <3

[batshitman]

(@bruciemilf inspired me)

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[broosepayne]

hm. pretty sure i read a fic like this once

[theotherendcomics]

I don't think that's a real code

[frownyalfred]

I just want a fic where Bruce “petty is my middle name” Wayne sleeps with everyone except the person he actually likes because he’s in grade A+ denial and thinks he’s just in some weird sort of rivalry with Clark.

cue Bruce sleeping with Lois, Clark’s other friends, etc and Clark being so fucking confused. And pissed off. And kind of…jealous?

[05ichasss]

I can't stop myself from drawing Batman/Bruce as cat 🌚

Have a great day!!!💕❤️❤️💕

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

When Dick was trying to intervene in on of jason and Bruce's annual fights he yelled

"HEY B, THIS WOULDNT BE AN ISSUE IF SUPERMAN HADNT STOPPED YOU KILLING THE JOKER!"

He then had to intervene when Jason showed up at the watchtower strapped with kryptonite bullets (where did he even GET them???)

And then Jason finds out that Dick *did* kill the Joker only for Bruce to resuscitate him. Dick is now intervening again. Maybe a little less vigorously this time.

[bruciemilf]

Okay, but give me a battinson who's utterly gone on Clark Kent, but for some unknown reason to anyone else, has a great distaste towards Superman.

And Clark KNOWS it isn't the all powerful alien thing. He's seen Bruce let J'onn ruffle his hair, pick him up randomly, and share wordless conversations telepathically.

It seems to be Superman specifically, and it confuses him big time (and maybe, perhaps, perchance, he IS a bit jealous)

So, when they have lunch as Clark and Bruce, Clark straight up asks,

" Why do you dislike Superman so much? You're avoiding and ignoring m- him all the time. He told me. He looked pretty dang sad about it."

And then, to his delighted surprised, Bruce blushes a brilliant red, looks away, scowl deeper than ever. He's lucky to have super hearing, or the next words would go unnoticed.

"...Handsome."

" What?"

"He's handsome. It's annoying."

[dailydccomics]

the ~tension~ Amazons Attack #2

[madfanatic]

Haha Superman and Sans

[endless-comix]

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[wolfer13579]

Jason: Hey mom?

Diana: Yes?

Bruce: Did Jason just call Diana "mom"?

Clark: More importantly, did she just respond to it?

[why-i-love-comics]

Action Comics #1053 - "Unmade" (2023)

written by Phillip Kennedy Johnson art by Rafa Sandoval & Matt Herms