#support your local dabi by getting a piercing ✨

[moodyvoid]

Enji after discovering Dabi is Touya: “No piercings allowed in this household.”

Touya: “Bet.”

The next day.

Enji walking into the house to see Touya piercing Natsuo’s tongue.

Enji: “What do you think you’re doing?”

Touya: “Pissing you off.”

Enji: “That would be an understatement!”

Shoto, with a pierced ear: “We’re finally spending time together as siblings.”

Enji: “Take that out right now.”

Touya, still piercing Natsuo’s tongue: “If he takes it out it’ll risk infection.”

Natsuo: “Yeah, it’ll risk infection— ow, fuck—“

Touya: “Quit moving, dumbass.”

Enji, turning to Fuyumi: “Can you believe this?”

Fuyumi, holding her hand over her nose: “I tried to stop them.”

Enji: “… Move your hand.”

Fuyumi, putting her hand down to reveal a nose ring.

Enji: “Oh my God— is there anyone you haven’t corrupted???”

Touya: “I could ask you the same.”

Rei, walking into the room: “Enji, let the kids have their fun.”

Enji: “Please tell me you didn’t participate.”

Rei: “Of course not. I’m not interested in piercings.”

Enji gives a sigh of relief.

Rei, rolling up her sleeve: “Touya did give me this neat tattoo, though—“

Enji, silently walking to his office and shutting the door.

Rei, giggling: “So when do we tell him they’re all fake?”

Touya: “He’ll figure it out eventually. Let him suffer for a bit.”

Natsuo: “WAIT, THEIR PIERCINGS ARE FAKE? OW—“

Touya: “I said quit moving.”