Both vanilla and SVE bachelors reacting to their lovely farmer spouse jokingly(or not) calling them a DILF?
Hee-hee... >:3
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If Farmer does it publicly, Harvey will bump them lightly with something and turn red from embarrassment, but if Farmer calls him privately.... Hmm, well. The doctor used to think he was already a pretty old, considering it a disadvantage. But now, in his relationship with Farmer, perhaps it has some advantages... 👀
Hah, Sam can't believe it: only he decided to try growing a short beard, and Farmer immediately called him DILF. "Hey, I'm not that old yet!" Sam laughs about that, but thinks about keeping the beard. Because he liked the way he looks now... and the way Farmer called him. 🥰
Dilf?! But Farmer, Alex isn't even in his 30s yet, he's still young! Let the athlete enjoy his youth! Yes, of course he is pleasantly flattered by this compliment (although his cheeks are still rosy because wow 😳), but Alex likes being a young father for now.
Shane was taken by surprise. He immediately thought it was a joke, nothing more, because somewhere in his mind Shane still didn't understand what Farmer had found in him. Although, on the other hand, he had managed to look a little bit better now, so maybe Farmer's words weren't a joke? Heh... 🌚
Oh, Elliott thanked his spouse for the.... compliment? It was a compliment, right? Could Farmer explain what that meant? "Dad I'd like to..." OH. Elliott likes that his dear spouse feels that way, but if they wanted to get home early for, *ahem*, interesting activities, they could have just said so directly and he would have understood. 💕
If the Farmer thought they had caught Sebastian off guard, they were wrong. He smiles silently at the compliment. Except that when Farmer calls him that again at home, the emo's cheeks blush. "Why are you surprised, Sebby? You're just great DILF material!" Thanks a lot Farmer, now he's as red as a tomato. 🫣
Yoba, Farmer would see probably the most smug smile on Lance's face. He know that he was good-looking, and pleased that he hadn't lost it even now. Naturally, the gallant adventurer wouldn't forget to counterattack by complimenting his spouse and inviting Farmer to come home together early... 🌚
*Sigh* To be honest, Magnus wasn't surprised at all; he was really quite old. But still, the wizard is glad to hear that even at that age he looks very good, and that the Farmer appreciates him. Call Magnus that again, and he'll show them his full DILF nature... (Oh my... 🌝)
First babygirl, now DILF... Indeed, Farmer gives Victor such compliments that the poor man stands in a stupor and tries to understand if it's a compliment at all. The Internet helps him, and... Oh, dear. Wow. Welp, he's not complaining... 😏
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stardew valley mods
hi! 👋🏻 listing down all the mods for my current sdv save, will do my best to update this list as i play!
✧ stardew valley 1.6 (with sve)
✧ mac mini (m1)
✧ updated 04.10.24
always double check the requirements before downloading mods! feel free to ask me questions, i'll do my best to help! 🫶🏻
📝 prerequisites
✧ smapi
✧ content patcher
✧ json assets
✧ spacecore
✧ alternative textures
✧ expanded preconditions utility
✧ farm type manager (for sve)
✧ mail framework mod (for life cycle)
🎮 gameplay
✧ dying grandpa intro retexture
✧ event expansion
✧ life cycle
✧ romantic love letters
✧ stardew valley expanded + grandpa's farm
👩🏻🌾 farmer & characters/npc
a lot of my JA clothes don't work since the 1.6 update, so i may temporarily move to using FS until i get JA clothing to work in game. keeping these on the list regardless!
✧ alternate dusty portraits
✧ coii's girl sets
✧ cozy scarves (fs)
✧ customizable baby and children
✧ fashion sense
✧ gh's peach body type
✧ rural outfitters (fs)
✧ seasonal improved leo
✧ the coquette collection (fs)
✧ yomi's retro colored dress (fs)
✧ baechu's seasonal outfits + slightly cuter aesthetic seasonal outfits (i'm using a combination of baechu's and poltergeister's portraits and sprites so unfortunately i can't share an accurate link for this)
✧ baechu's seasonal outfits (sve) + slightly cuter aesthetic seasonal outfits for sve (same for this one!)
✧ beom mung's shirts & pants (beom mung has since changed their id, so i can't share an accurate link for this)
✧ delloti's daily pants set
✧ delloti's daily shirt set (ver. 2)
✧ delloti's hats set
✧ delloti's look
✧ the teddy edit
🐥 animals & livestock
✧ elle's cuter dogs
✧ elle's new barn animals
✧ elle's new coop animals
✧ elle's new horses
✧ elle's town animals
🏠 house interior/furniture
✧ aimon's fancy farmhouse
✧ aimon's tidy cozy ginger island farmhouse
✧ cozy farmhouse kitchen
✧ dustbeauty's industrial furniture (at)
✧ elle's kitchen replacement
✧ futan bear (at)
✧ greenhouse set (at)
✧ guxelbit's furniture (at)
✧ mi's and magimatica country furniture
✧ nano's retro style furniture (at)
✧ redesigned shed layout
✧ rustic country walls & floors
✧ seasonal open windows (at)
✧ suitcase record player
✧ tile kitchen & dining set
✧ too many swatches (lite)
✧ warm cozy fireplaces
✧ west elm furniture by atlas (at)
🌱 farming/craftable retextures
✧ chest deco (at)
✧ dshi food retexture
✧ fancy artifacts retexture
✧ fancy artisan goods retexture
✧ fancy crops & foraging retexture
✧ fancy fish & tackles retexture
✧ fancy trash & resources retexture
✧ firefly torch
✧ forest wood craftables (at)
✧ gwen's lamps
✧ nano's garden style craftables (at)
✧ nyangcarecrow
✧ terracotta garden pots
✧ wallet items retexture
✧ warp totems to magic book tomes
🧸 aesthetic/map
✧ daisyniko's earthy recolour
✧ daisyniko's recolor fix for sve
✧ dustbeauty's country town interior
✧ elle's seasonal buildings
✧ elle's town buildings
✧ ellie's seasonal paths & flooring
✧ interiors of pelican town
✧ molamole's seasonal mailbox (at)
✧ more grass
✧ seasonal special order board retexture
✧ simple foliage
✧ wildflower grass field
🎨 ui
✧ cozy accent interface
✧ custom menu background
✧ farmer 2.0 ESWF looks
✧ farmer portraits
✧ generic mod config menu
✧ script font
🌻 quality of life
✧ cjb cheats menu
✧ cjb item spawner
✧ cjb show item sell price
✧ lookup anything
✧ noclip mode
✧ npc map locations
✧ ui info suite
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This is a pretty serious topic, so feel free to not answer if you don't want to.
How would the Sdv and Sve bachelor/ette's react to the Farmer (who's their partner) flinching when they moved suddenly? As in, the farmer subconsciously thought their partner was about to hit them
Oof...
Pretty dark topic, but I want pain and glass so why not 🥲 Thanks so much for the question, dear anon 💕
⚠️Warning: angst, mention of past abusive relationship/physical abuse, mention of domestic violence, swearing, and a lot of hurt/comfort
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Stardew Valley:
SDV bachelors:
Shane had never had such a desire to break someone's nose. To punch with all his might, to break a jaw, to knock out teeth, to make the bastard who dared to raise a hand against Farmer regret their cowardice and wish they'd never been born. Too bad they're somewhere far away... No, it's not a pity, let this fucking asshole die in their hellhole. What's important right now that Farmer's here, and Shane's gonna be right there with them. He's gonna suggest that Farmer go to therapy. It really helps, Shane's realized that himself. And he'll be there for Farmer, he'll never leave them. And would never hit them.
Alex knows all too well why Farmer flinched like that, and his heart filled with rage. The same way his mom clutched herself, hiding her face from the heavy hand of her alcoholic husband... The very thought that his dearest Farmer, the love of his life, had thought he would hit them, that Alex would be like his father, made him shiver with unbridled hatred for whoever had made Farmer feel that way. But the athlete will calm himself down, and do whatever it takes to help and protect Farmer. He would never, ever hit them. Never.
Sam has a look of utter confusion on his face. "Babe, what's wrong?" The young guitarist was just chasing flies, and now doesn't understand why Farmer hid their face in their hands. Is something wrong? Why do they look like they're crying? When Farmer tells him the reason (which they were previously afraid to tell), Sammy's heart just cracks to pieces. He will put his arms around Farmer and slowly rock them. If they are comfortable, Sam will listen to them carefully and try to cheer them up, showering them with kisses and affectionate words.
Elliott would simply become speechless. "My love, you didn't think I'd..." He can't even get the words out. He knows that Farmer's relatives treated them horribly, his partner have told the writer about it. He knows that recovering from such trauma will not be easy or quick. Elliott won't leave them alone with the trouble. But did they really thought that Elliott would allow himself to fall so low and raise his hand against them? The writer's in tears. It hurts him, but Elliott is in no way angry with Farmer. No, he loves them with all his heart.
Sebastian would never forget the moment in his childhood when his biological father was ready to slap him. Luckily, Robin managed to catch the man's arm before that, and Sebby never saw his bio father again. As he grew older, Sebastian realized exactly what that man had intended to do. He was disgusted to even think of doing that to anyone, much less the person he loves and adore endlessly. He would take the Farmer's hands, look them in the eye, and tell them that he loved them and would never, under any circumstances, raise a hand against them.
Harvey will put Farmer in a hug, but the doctor still won't be able to hold back the tears. Harvey knows that Farmer has only recently, on the advice of their beloved husband, sought professional help, that progress won't be immediate, and that it takes a very long, long time to work at it. But for Harvey, every time Farmer flinches at their husband's sudden movement is like the first time - shock, confusion, sadness, pain. And even worse when the Farmers began to blame themselves for this behavior. No, Farmer, it's not your fault. Harvey won't let their partner think it's their fault.
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SDV bachelorettes:
Abigail is hella confused.... Why are they flinched? Wha- What do they mean!? She loves Farmer, how did they even think of that?! Abby got angry, but would quickly cool down and start apologizing to an even more frightened Farmer. She didn't mean to yell at them like that, but the image that her partner thought she would take a swing at them just threw her off. Ugh, if those creeps who had hurt Farmer came to the Valley, then the amethyst lover would pelt them with such stink bombs that even the skunks would turn their noses away from them. Hehehe, good thing that made Farmer laugh. Right, fuck those bastards.
Leah can't believe her ears. Farmer, she is holding an axe! How could they think that their wife would dare swing at them with a sharp axe?! The fact that someone actually tried to swing something like that at Farmer made the blood in the artist's veins boil. She wasn't angry at Farmer, naturally, but at the bastard who'd treated Farmer like that. And don't let her partner worry: if their ex abuser dared to come in the Stardew Valley, Leah would definitely use her axe... Okay, maybe not so radical, but this person won't lay a finger on her precious partner. She'll defend them to the last, that's for sure.
Penny is a very peaceful, fragile and gentle girl. How can anyone imagine that she is capable of such a thing - to hit Farmer, love of her life? For a young teacher, family is sacred! Her spouse, her children, it's... She will never agree with the people who justify violence and abuse with "discipline" or "tough love". For in Penny's mind, someone who can easily hurt a loved one is not worthy of those loved ones. The red-haired girl bursts into tears. She cannot calmly see how Farmer is scared and hurt because of their ex. But she will find the way to help them. Together, they will overcome it.
Maru was upset at first, because she thought that the Farmer was afraid of her next invention (she could not forget the humiliating incident when they were electrocuted). Only after a couple of seconds Maru realized that they looked with fear not at her device lying on the table, but at herself. She doesn't understand what's wrong. It's not like she has any super dangerous wires or parts with her, see? What? The Farmer thought Maru was going to... hit them? She loves them! Never, you heard her, Farmer, she would never....
Emily is a person who values life and the comfort of every creature. Happiness and positive emotions for everyone around her, especially for her close people and friends. Because of this, the very thought of Farmer hiding their face from what they thought was a punch made the blue-haired girl upset. Farmer had told her about their... not-so-good relatives, who left her lover with this trauma. Emily tries her best to make the house as comfortable as possible for Farmer, and they know it and will always be grateful to their loving wife.
Haley had had partners in the past who, as she found out later, lived by the principle of "beats means love". She wouldn't let those pieces of shit around her anymore, and made a promise to herself never to get involved with such people and never to fall to their level. And Farmer flinched so much at Haley's sudden movement made her remember her exes. She is furious. But right now, the most important thing to her was her beloved Farmer. Haley apologizes for the sudden move, shares her experience and wisdom on how she handled the abuse earlier, and assures Farmer that she will never do to them what Haley's exes tried to do to her.
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Stardew Valley Expanded:
SVE bachelors:
Lance had many swordsmanship and magic teachers in his youth. Almost all of them were excellent and taught him many things that helped him in life. There were some that set impossible conditions for Lance, and when he failed, took up their tools to punishment... Lance had the guts to stand up to it, and there were also people who stood up for him. Farmer didn't have anyone to help then, and Lance won't let that happen again. He genuinely loves Farmer and he wouldn't dare let himself fall so low. They vowed to each other to share both joy and sorrow together. Lance will always love them.
Magnus faced various conflicts when he was married for the first time. Misunderstandings, quarrels, arguments - it's quite natural for a couple. But the wizard would never, ever raise a hand against his partner, and he would despise anyone who justified violence and abuse of authority. He would immediately calm the shuddering Farmer and begin to comfort them. If those pathetic excuse of humans showed up at their farm, Magnus would disintegrate them with a snap of his fingers. Ministry rules? There's a one rule in the Mage Law that allows the use of magic for self-defence and the protection of loved ones. So let the Farmer not worry about this.
Victor, overwhelmed with the good news about his bridge-building practice, raised both arms to hug Farmer, but immediately pulled back when he saw how much they flinched. "Honey, did I do something wrong?" "You didn't... You're not going to hit me, are you?" "What?...." If anyone heard the sound of cracking glass, know this - Victor's heart had shattered into a thousand shards. The spaghetti lover was confused for a few moments, but pulled himself together and cautiously approached the Farmer. Victor hugged them tightly, allowing his partner to snuggle into his shoulder and cry while Victor listened to them, slowly rocking and covering them with kisses.
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SVE bachelorettes:
Olivia is not mad at Farmer in any way. And quickly put a stop to all their attempts to make themselves look guilty for being so flummoxed by the sudden movement of Olivia's hand. Her partner has been victimized in the past by the simply disgusting treatment from the scum who dared to reach out their paws to Farmer has spurred Olivia to pull up all her connections in the city. She knows their names and all the information she needs to turn their lives into a nightmare. In the meantime, Olivia herself will devote all her attention to her precious Farmer and family.
Claire could not have imagined that her desire to show her partner a new ballet movement she had learnt would end like... this: Farmer shivers slightly and looks at the red-haired girl with a share of fear, while Claire stands still, motionless as if struck by lightning. The former Jojarmart cashier slowly and carefully walks over to Farmer and asks permission to hug them. The Farmer agreed, of course, and before launching into an endless stream of words about how it was their own fault, Claire only reassured them and continued to hug them. She was now too shocked that the Farmer had thought Claire would dare to injure them....
Sophia was completely unaware of what had just happened: the pink-haired girl raised her hand for her partner to high-five, but instead they covered their heads with their hands as if expecting a punch. Had she done something wrong? What, did the farmer really expect a punch? She... She... If Sophia tried to say anything, Farmer wouldn't understand anything anyway - the flood of tears on Sophia's face and the lump in her throat from crying interrupted all words. She would hug the Farmer, hold onto them like a lifeline and sob. She would say through her sobs that she loved them very much and would never be a monster like those who had hurt Farmer.
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Lance dialogue that lives in my head:
Learning that he wears his fancy wedding suit to his meetings in Zuzu City
That one line of dialogue about him getting trapped in the snow once combined with his love of warmer places (Baby nooooooo ;A;)
His dream of retiring to a tropical beach house
When he talks about finding Isabelle's grave at Adventurer's Summit
When he says that he finds the mushroom sprites cute (but they aren't as cute at you dawww)
When he gets frustrated with himself for getting out ranged by shadow snipers
His snippy little dialogue at Spirits Eve where he calls Magnus a show off lmaoo
Him eating like 5 burgers at the Stardew Fair despite not being a fan of greasy food or carbs
Anytime he's being cheesy and romantic
His breakup dialogue being about how he understood that his crazy schedule made the relationship difficult and his divorce dialogue being that he thought you'd grow old together 😢
His immediate concern that Krobus didn't eat enough??????? And the fact that he brings tons of void root with him to give Krobus when they met up???? 🥺❤️❤️❤️
That time he very proudly presented me mixed seeds thinking they were slime seeds and got embarrassed by his mistake
That other time keep just kept pulling fucking life elixirs out of his cloak (There was like 5 of them lmao)
Asking if the magical flames in his room were too much
I love this man
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