#sve victor

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Both vanilla and SVE bachelors reacting to their lovely farmer spouse jokingly(or not) calling them a DILF?

Hee-hee... >:3

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If Farmer does it publicly, Harvey will bump them lightly with something and turn red from embarrassment, but if Farmer calls him privately.... Hmm, well. The doctor used to think he was already a pretty old, considering it a disadvantage. But now, in his relationship with Farmer, perhaps it has some advantages... 👀

Hah, Sam can't believe it: only he decided to try growing a short beard, and Farmer immediately called him DILF. "Hey, I'm not that old yet!" Sam laughs about that, but thinks about keeping the beard. Because he liked the way he looks now... and the way Farmer called him. 🥰

Dilf?! But Farmer, Alex isn't even in his 30s yet, he's still young! Let the athlete enjoy his youth! Yes, of course he is pleasantly flattered by this compliment (although his cheeks are still rosy because wow 😳), but Alex likes being a young father for now.

Shane was taken by surprise. He immediately thought it was a joke, nothing more, because somewhere in his mind Shane still didn't understand what Farmer had found in him. Although, on the other hand, he had managed to look a little bit better now, so maybe Farmer's words weren't a joke? Heh... 🌚

Oh, Elliott thanked his spouse for the.... compliment? It was a compliment, right? Could Farmer explain what that meant? "Dad I'd like to..." OH. Elliott likes that his dear spouse feels that way, but if they wanted to get home early for, *ahem*, interesting activities, they could have just said so directly and he would have understood. 💕

If the Farmer thought they had caught Sebastian off guard, they were wrong. He smiles silently at the compliment. Except that when Farmer calls him that again at home, the emo's cheeks blush. "Why are you surprised, Sebby? You're just great DILF material!" Thanks a lot Farmer, now he's as red as a tomato. 🫣

Yoba, Farmer would see probably the most smug smile on Lance's face. He know that he was good-looking, and pleased that he hadn't lost it even now. Naturally, the gallant adventurer wouldn't forget to counterattack by complimenting his spouse and inviting Farmer to come home together early... 🌚

*Sigh* To be honest, Magnus wasn't surprised at all; he was really quite old. But still, the wizard is glad to hear that even at that age he looks very good, and that the Farmer appreciates him. Call Magnus that again, and he'll show them his full DILF nature... (Oh my... 🌝)

First babygirl, now DILF... Indeed, Farmer gives Victor such compliments that the poor man stands in a stupor and tries to understand if it's a compliment at all. The Internet helps him, and... Oh, dear. Wow. Welp, he's not complaining... 😏

[seharuuchan]

sofa sitting SVE edition

[mugiwarah]

Victor: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Farmer: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Sam: Something illegal.

Sebastian: Accept my fate.

Abigail: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Farmer: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

[girls4camilla]

(♥︎ NSFW ) go to town: expanded bachelors going down on you

hhhhh hello. here's something i've had on my brain for a while LMAO. enjoy <3

this contains smut, obviously. minors dni u know the drill. oral sex. afab!reader. established relationships. a hint of dirty talk. praise. rough sex?? kinda?? face sitting. edging. this is all with isaac lawl my bad. not proofred ur getting my raw thoughts 🫶🏼

nsfw under the cut.

victor.

he's a nervous mess.

anything he knows about oral is not from personal experience.

i don't think he's ever gone down on someone before.

he's so inexperienced it's actually cute.

he's been wanting to learn though, and what better way to learn than to just get in there and try it out, right?

definitely too shy to outright ask you if he can eat you out. he's worried he'd seem too inexperienced to you or that he'd just embarrass himself.

pls help him.

he sees an opportunity when you're unbuttoning his shirt with flushed cheeks and swollen lips after a dinner date at home

he gently shifts your position so that you're underneath him on the edge of the bed and starts off by lacing your fingers with his and kissing your neck

you were a little surprised to feel his kisses move from your neck, all the way down to your torso, and to your thigh

it was even more surprising to see him hold your legs apart and position himself between them, face close to your damp center

the way he looked on his knees <3 pressing his cheek against your inner thigh <3 looking up at you with big soft eyes <3

"...can i ?" he asked hushed and as kindly as ever, hooking his fingers around the waistband of your underwear and gently tugging as if to explain the obvious

how can you even say no honestly aaaaa

he feels his heart thump with a combination of nervousness and excitement when you give him permission

he's excited to try something new, but doesn't wanna disappoint you

makes sure you're comfortable before he starts. he places pillows against the headboard of the bed so that you can sit up as you like.

he starts off with something he's already familiar with; massaging the outside of your cunt and gently working you open with his fingers

once he has you wet and gasping for more, he tests the waters by licking your clit with the tip of his tongue.

becomes confident when he hears your breath hitch and pulls you closer to him as he eagerly licks your folds and sucks on your clit.

he's so eager <3333

loves being guided too. wants you to tell him where you want him the most and how he's making you feel.

can't get enough of the moans and whines you let out, especially as you near climax and your hands find his hair and pull

he could (and probably does) cum just from rutting against the mattress and watching as you squirm and arch your back

doesn't slow down after you orgasm tho. only because he's so eager and is enjoying this more than he ever could have imagined

you have to gently push him back for him to come back up with a goofy lil smile on his wet mouth

wonders why he'd been too nervous to do this before

magnus rasmodius.

it's canon that this man has game.

the rizzard, if you will.

he for sure has the right kind of lighting and ambiance for intimate situations

he's actually a pretty go with the flow kind of guy in his sex life, which is a contrast to his daily life

he goes along with what his partner wants

but ☝🏼 eating you out is a step that he cannot skip over.

pussy eating professional, if you will.

he always asks you for permission first though. a gentleman !

at this point he doesn't even need to verbally ask you for you to know what he wants to do for you

instead he usually asks with subtle actions such as a squeeze to your inner thigh as he moves his lips so lovingly against yours or when he places a kiss to your navel.

whispers compliments as he peels off your underwear and tosses it to the side

"you're the most beautiful person i've ever laid eyes on" "i want to make you feel good tonight, is that okay?"

makes sure you're seated comfortably and so that you're able to watch him between your legs

loves when you look visibly embarrassed and shy even though you've done this many times before

so tender and caring when he first starts out. he has a soft touch and uses minimal strength to keep your legs parted as he licks a stripe up your center.

either lets you hold his hand or keeps his palm planted on your stomach, holding you down to keep you from moving around too much.

even though he loves the way your body shakes and quivers with each movement of his tongue

he especially loves the way you gasp and whimper mhm best sounds he's ever heard.

gets you dripping wet before setting his attention on your clit

he likes using his thumb or forefinger to tease your clit as he explores your folds with his tongue

as much as he wants to know how he's making you feel, he also wants you to know that he feels just as good pleasuring you.

vocal vocal vocal.

he can't exactly speak as he's a bit occupied, but he definitely moans into your pussy as he eagerly licks you

he feels addicted like he can't get enough of you

knows when you're about to cum when your moans get louder and you start trying to close your legs around him

he has to look at you as you climax, he doesn't wanna miss the way your eyes close and your head tilts back as you let out a particularly loud moan

he's glad he lives so far away from the town.

lance.

first and foremost he is a giver.

he’s very attentive to you. he cares the most about making you feel good and wants you to be as happy and comfortable as possible.

he'll bring towels for you to lay on so there will be less of a mess to clean up and of course pillows to prop your head up on.

if you're obviously tired from a long day he'll just lay with you in his lap and finger you until you pass out.

or he'll eat you out lol

has a degree in pussyeatingology

will very lovingly kiss you from your stomach all the way down.

feels up your thighs while he's at it

loves being in between your legs and doesn't care if you squeeze them around his head too tight

usually hooks your legs over his shoulders and wraps his arms around your thighs

or keeps one of his hands free so you can hold it <3

takes time to kiss all over your inner thighs, there's probably not one space down there he hasn't kissed yet

gets you soaking before he's even tasted you.

"so needy tonight aren't you?" "you're dripping everywhere. you want me to clean you up?"

acting like it's not his fault smh.

latches his lips onto your clit before licking you up and drinking you in

he loves when you're responsive and telling him how you feel and how much you want him to keep going. he's a man of praise (giving and receiving)

even when you're so blissed out that you can barely get your words to form anything coherent. he loves that

he knows what you're trying to say anyway

as attentive as he is he's also a goddamn tease.

he knows the place you need him most and purposefully neglects you there

only flicking his tongue against your clit for a brief moment and moving to lick you elsewhere

will do this until you're a squirming moaning mess and rocking your hips up with your fingers in his hair

he chuckles against your skin and kisses your clit whenever you beg him to just let you cum already.

he can never deny you anything </3

knows he could make you cum from his mouth alone, but he still adds two fingers in sometimes so he can open you up and taste more of you

also he loves the way your pussy squeezes around them when he presses his tongue against your clit

coaxes you through your orgasms, even if his words are muffled while he's eating you out.

"cum for me, i know you can do it. you're doing so good, my love." "so good for me." 🤭

he's so hardddd down there

just from your moans alone tbh.

moves up to kiss you as you're still coming down from your high and rubs himself against your sensitive cunt

still praising you of course

"i'm so proud of you. i wish you could have seen yourself, you looked so beautiful."

isaac.

this man LMFAO.

he seems cold and sarcastic on the outside, but in the bedroom...?

yeah, no, he's rough in the bedroom too.

he wouldn't do anything to purposefully hurt you, but he's def not gentle by any means.

loves having you sit on his face GN.

doesn't want you to hover over him just out of reach in fear of hurting him, no no. he wants you to sit on his face

he'll dig his fingers into your hips and pull you lower onto him until he doesn't have to crane his neck in the slightest to taste you

"did you not hear me?" "i want you to sit, i don't care if you have t'fucking smother me."

has a bruising grip on your waist to keep you from moving too much, but it's so hard to stay still when he's lapping at your cunt like he's starved.

you don't have to worry about him potentially not being able to breathe when his tongue is eagerly circling and flicking at your clit, definitely not what a man in peril would do

"look how fucking wet you are. needed me that bad, huh?" he remarks the second he holds you up so he can catch a breath.

loveees edging you.

just to hear you go from moaning his name in pleasure to whining and arching your back

he wants to hear you beg.

even when he does give in to your pleas and touch you, he's goes agonizingly slow

switches between slowly rubbing at your folds and gently pushing his fingers inside of you while his tongue lightly toys with your clit

a menace

he won't torture you forever though

starts fucking you deep and fast with his fingers all the way inside your pussy and takes your clit into his mouth

has you out of breath and seeing stars as you finally cum

he keeps holding you up with one hand firm on your waist as your body shakes from your orgasm

"look at the mess you've made." he says referring to his face and fingers wet and shiny with your slick

makes you lick his fingers clean lol

he's not done with you though

"is that all you can give me? c'mon...look how needy you are. i know you have another one for me."

[stardewremixed]

National Weed Your Garden Day, pt. 1

Would the bachelors help weed with the Farmer?

Sebastian: Heh heh... only if I can smoke it! Is it noon? *shades eyes to look at sky* Too hot. (Would help if it's the middle of the night)

Sam: I wanna help! I wanna help! (Keeps skipping between rows. Sings songs to entertain you. Makes it a game. Gets major sunburn).

Alex: Those weeds won't know what hit 'em. *flexes muscles* (Super helpful. Gets a nice tan.)

Harvey: Dandelions make good soup. The greens make a good salad. They are full of vitamins A, B, C, and D, and potassium, iron, and zinc. I will gladly help you. *dons a wide brimmed hat* (Wears plenty of sunscreen. Keeps you hydrated with a bottle of water. Is the most helpful. Makes dinner when you are done.)

Magnus/Wizard: (Uses magic to clear the field faster. Would probably sell the weeds for smokes.) Now what shall we do?

Shane: Yes. We only want the best grazing for the chickens. Don't want Charlie eating the bad stuff. (Moves slow but does good work, hangover or not)

Elliott: Ah. Dandelions are so pretty. Look at the butterflies. I will write a poem. *wanders off during project*

Victor: (Reads all about the good weeds and bad weeds. Creates a plan with the most efficiency).

Lance: AAAATAAAAACK! *laughs* (Yes. He attacks the weeds with vigor. Maybe burns out halfway through, but definitely makes it fun!)

[zaukiel]

when you discover a new character to add to your love hoard

anyway all my love to the stardew expanded mod i love victor

[ivquatro]

Sometimes I question my actions when I draw….

Robin and Victor, the spaghetti tasters.

Wednesday at Fable Reef. Jolyne judging her guildmate, Lance and his wife, the farmer.

Shane, Charlie and the blue chickens.

Marlon and Gil, in friendly conversation.

[theuniqueoldman]

"It must be cold outside. Come in quickly and get warm."

[boinurmom13]

smth sve edition

Magnus: never have i met an adventurer DUMB enough to EAT. SLIME.

Victor: im not trans or anything but celest is a really good game

Lance: Sometimes, when i get really happy, i feel the need to scream and jump around. Hm? Stimming? No, never heard of it.

Sophia: Farmer, youre so silly! The One Piece isnt real.

Claire: Im ready. READY TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT

Olivia: SWEETIE. i know you did NOT just invest into NFTS.

vanilla bachelors

vanilla bachelorettes

[poxy-domain]

stardew draw pile!! can u tell i love lance bc he gets a corner to himself

[vennyvoiii]

it’s been a while but me and my bestie are playing stardew together and she married olivia (she’s the one on the bottom) and i’m married to victor lmao (i’m playing as Hyjack). btw we didn’t know they were related and now it’s just funny lmao. also obviously our farmers arnt related we have like a whole backstory

they got arrested for multiple reasons btw

Olivia: making illegal wine and selling it, public intoxication

Halle: helping make the illegal wine and selling it, public intoxication

Hyjack: public intoxication (like way more then the rest tho), possession of illegal alcohol

Victor: public intoxication, possession of illegal alcohol

like Hyjack is a retired adventurer and his grandfather was a friend of Halle’s and when halle’s grandad passed down the farm she was like damn i kinda need help and put out like a notice and Hyjack saw it and was like shit i’m getting bored of adventure and i got injured anyways so why not and now they’re running a farm together. also hyjack is like 26 and halle is like 29 lol. anyways i love victor so much omg

(also me and halle fully believe that all of them have been arrested before except for victor and that’s why he’s panicking. we fully believe the worst thing he’s done before they moved to pelican town was cheat on a test in school and he panicked over it for a week. the rest of them have been arrested multiple times for stupid shit. also they got out like the next morning lol.

also here’s the og photo

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

This is a pretty serious topic, so feel free to not answer if you don't want to.

How would the Sdv and Sve bachelor/ette's react to the Farmer (who's their partner) flinching when they moved suddenly? As in, the farmer subconsciously thought their partner was about to hit them

Oof...

Pretty dark topic, but I want pain and glass so why not 🥲 Thanks so much for the question, dear anon 💕

⚠️Warning: angst, mention of past abusive relationship/physical abuse, mention of domestic violence, swearing, and a lot of hurt/comfort

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Stardew Valley:

SDV bachelors:

Shane had never had such a desire to break someone's nose. To punch with all his might, to break a jaw, to knock out teeth, to make the bastard who dared to raise a hand against Farmer regret their cowardice and wish they'd never been born. Too bad they're somewhere far away... No, it's not a pity, let this fucking asshole die in their hellhole. What's important right now that Farmer's here, and Shane's gonna be right there with them. He's gonna suggest that Farmer go to therapy. It really helps, Shane's realized that himself. And he'll be there for Farmer, he'll never leave them. And would never hit them.

Alex knows all too well why Farmer flinched like that, and his heart filled with rage. The same way his mom clutched herself, hiding her face from the heavy hand of her alcoholic husband... The very thought that his dearest Farmer, the love of his life, had thought he would hit them, that Alex would be like his father, made him shiver with unbridled hatred for whoever had made Farmer feel that way. But the athlete will calm himself down, and do whatever it takes to help and protect Farmer. He would never, ever hit them. Never.

Sam has a look of utter confusion on his face. "Babe, what's wrong?" The young guitarist was just chasing flies, and now doesn't understand why Farmer hid their face in their hands. Is something wrong? Why do they look like they're crying? When Farmer tells him the reason (which they were previously afraid to tell), Sammy's heart just cracks to pieces. He will put his arms around Farmer and slowly rock them. If they are comfortable, Sam will listen to them carefully and try to cheer them up, showering them with kisses and affectionate words.

Elliott would simply become speechless. "My love, you didn't think I'd..." He can't even get the words out. He knows that Farmer's relatives treated them horribly, his partner have told the writer about it. He knows that recovering from such trauma will not be easy or quick. Elliott won't leave them alone with the trouble. But did they really thought that Elliott would allow himself to fall so low and raise his hand against them? The writer's in tears. It hurts him, but Elliott is in no way angry with Farmer. No, he loves them with all his heart.

Sebastian would never forget the moment in his childhood when his biological father was ready to slap him. Luckily, Robin managed to catch the man's arm before that, and Sebby never saw his bio father again. As he grew older, Sebastian realized exactly what that man had intended to do. He was disgusted to even think of doing that to anyone, much less the person he loves and adore endlessly. He would take the Farmer's hands, look them in the eye, and tell them that he loved them and would never, under any circumstances, raise a hand against them.

Harvey will put Farmer in a hug, but the doctor still won't be able to hold back the tears. Harvey knows that Farmer has only recently, on the advice of their beloved husband, sought professional help, that progress won't be immediate, and that it takes a very long, long time to work at it. But for Harvey, every time Farmer flinches at their husband's sudden movement is like the first time - shock, confusion, sadness, pain. And even worse when the Farmers began to blame themselves for this behavior. No, Farmer, it's not your fault. Harvey won't let their partner think it's their fault.

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SDV bachelorettes:

Abigail is hella confused.... Why are they flinched? Wha- What do they mean!? She loves Farmer, how did they even think of that?! Abby got angry, but would quickly cool down and start apologizing to an even more frightened Farmer. She didn't mean to yell at them like that, but the image that her partner thought she would take a swing at them just threw her off. Ugh, if those creeps who had hurt Farmer came to the Valley, then the amethyst lover would pelt them with such stink bombs that even the skunks would turn their noses away from them. Hehehe, good thing that made Farmer laugh. Right, fuck those bastards.

Leah can't believe her ears. Farmer, she is holding an axe! How could they think that their wife would dare swing at them with a sharp axe?! The fact that someone actually tried to swing something like that at Farmer made the blood in the artist's veins boil. She wasn't angry at Farmer, naturally, but at the bastard who'd treated Farmer like that. And don't let her partner worry: if their ex abuser dared to come in the Stardew Valley, Leah would definitely use her axe... Okay, maybe not so radical, but this person won't lay a finger on her precious partner. She'll defend them to the last, that's for sure.

Penny is a very peaceful, fragile and gentle girl. How can anyone imagine that she is capable of such a thing - to hit Farmer, love of her life? For a young teacher, family is sacred! Her spouse, her children, it's... She will never agree with the people who justify violence and abuse with "discipline" or "tough love". For in Penny's mind, someone who can easily hurt a loved one is not worthy of those loved ones. The red-haired girl bursts into tears. She cannot calmly see how Farmer is scared and hurt because of their ex. But she will find the way to help them. Together, they will overcome it.

Maru was upset at first, because she thought that the Farmer was afraid of her next invention (she could not forget the humiliating incident when they were electrocuted). Only after a couple of seconds Maru realized that they looked with fear not at her device lying on the table, but at herself. She doesn't understand what's wrong. It's not like she has any super dangerous wires or parts with her, see? What? The Farmer thought Maru was going to... hit them? She loves them! Never, you heard her, Farmer, she would never....

Emily is a person who values life and the comfort of every creature. Happiness and positive emotions for everyone around her, especially for her close people and friends. Because of this, the very thought of Farmer hiding their face from what they thought was a punch made the blue-haired girl upset. Farmer had told her about their... not-so-good relatives, who left her lover with this trauma. Emily tries her best to make the house as comfortable as possible for Farmer, and they know it and will always be grateful to their loving wife.

Haley had had partners in the past who, as she found out later, lived by the principle of "beats means love". She wouldn't let those pieces of shit around her anymore, and made a promise to herself never to get involved with such people and never to fall to their level. And Farmer flinched so much at Haley's sudden movement made her remember her exes. She is furious. But right now, the most important thing to her was her beloved Farmer. Haley apologizes for the sudden move, shares her experience and wisdom on how she handled the abuse earlier, and assures Farmer that she will never do to them what Haley's exes tried to do to her.

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Stardew Valley Expanded:

SVE bachelors:

Lance had many swordsmanship and magic teachers in his youth. Almost all of them were excellent and taught him many things that helped him in life. There were some that set impossible conditions for Lance, and when he failed, took up their tools to punishment... Lance had the guts to stand up to it, and there were also people who stood up for him. Farmer didn't have anyone to help then, and Lance won't let that happen again. He genuinely loves Farmer and he wouldn't dare let himself fall so low. They vowed to each other to share both joy and sorrow together. Lance will always love them.

Magnus faced various conflicts when he was married for the first time. Misunderstandings, quarrels, arguments - it's quite natural for a couple. But the wizard would never, ever raise a hand against his partner, and he would despise anyone who justified violence and abuse of authority. He would immediately calm the shuddering Farmer and begin to comfort them. If those pathetic excuse of humans showed up at their farm, Magnus would disintegrate them with a snap of his fingers. Ministry rules? There's a one rule in the Mage Law that allows the use of magic for self-defence and the protection of loved ones. So let the Farmer not worry about this.

Victor, overwhelmed with the good news about his bridge-building practice, raised both arms to hug Farmer, but immediately pulled back when he saw how much they flinched. "Honey, did I do something wrong?" "You didn't... You're not going to hit me, are you?" "What?...." If anyone heard the sound of cracking glass, know this - Victor's heart had shattered into a thousand shards. The spaghetti lover was confused for a few moments, but pulled himself together and cautiously approached the Farmer. Victor hugged them tightly, allowing his partner to snuggle into his shoulder and cry while Victor listened to them, slowly rocking and covering them with kisses.

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SVE bachelorettes:

Olivia is not mad at Farmer in any way. And quickly put a stop to all their attempts to make themselves look guilty for being so flummoxed by the sudden movement of Olivia's hand. Her partner has been victimized in the past by the simply disgusting treatment from the scum who dared to reach out their paws to Farmer has spurred Olivia to pull up all her connections in the city. She knows their names and all the information she needs to turn their lives into a nightmare. In the meantime, Olivia herself will devote all her attention to her precious Farmer and family.

Claire could not have imagined that her desire to show her partner a new ballet movement she had learnt would end like... this: Farmer shivers slightly and looks at the red-haired girl with a share of fear, while Claire stands still, motionless as if struck by lightning. The former Jojarmart cashier slowly and carefully walks over to Farmer and asks permission to hug them. The Farmer agreed, of course, and before launching into an endless stream of words about how it was their own fault, Claire only reassured them and continued to hug them. She was now too shocked that the Farmer had thought Claire would dare to injure them....

Sophia was completely unaware of what had just happened: the pink-haired girl raised her hand for her partner to high-five, but instead they covered their heads with their hands as if expecting a punch. Had she done something wrong? What, did the farmer really expect a punch? She... She... If Sophia tried to say anything, Farmer wouldn't understand anything anyway - the flood of tears on Sophia's face and the lump in her throat from crying interrupted all words. She would hug the Farmer, hold onto them like a lifeline and sob. She would say through her sobs that she loved them very much and would never be a monster like those who had hurt Farmer.

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[elisa6102]

@justashamwithwastedpotential

Look at this little furball enjoying his spaghetti! He's so ugly /affectionate (love you Victor <3)

[mugiwarah]

Robin: Hello kids who don’t live here.

Abigail: Hey!

Sam: Yo.

Victor: Hi!

Robin: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Sam: We were out of Doritos

[girls4camilla]

hi hello here's some songs from my playlist that i think the bachelor(ette)s would like just kinda based off vibes alone

clickbait disclaimer actually most of these are from my playlist. credit goes to my friend who thought of the taylor swift and most of the beatles songs 🫶🏼

BACHELORETTES

abigail.

let the flames begin - paramore

night crawling - miley cyrus ft. billy idol

pirate jet - gorillaz

vs. susie - toby fox

no celestial - le sserafim

emily.

froot - marina

xs - rina sawayama

eros and apollo - studio killers

the innocent - aurora

oil - gorillaz ft. stevie nicks

haley.

hot as ice - britney spears

i don't do drugs - doja cat ft. ariana grande

bubblegum bitch - marina

my hair - ariana grande

radar - britney spears

leah.

winter bird - aurora

i call your name - the mamas and the papas cover

when it rains - paramore

running with the wolves - aurora

care - beabadoobee

maru.

134340 - bts

space girl - frances forever

lava lamp - cuco

my universe - coldplay ft. bts

silent running - gorillaz ft. adeleye omotayo

penny.

dream a little dream of me - cass elliot rendition

never grow up - taylor swift

i am just a girl - abba

savior complex - phoebe bridgers

the best day - taylor swift

BACHELORS

alex.

bet on it - troy bolton zac efron

skate - silk sonic

physical - olivia newton john

hungry like the wolf - duran duran

stacy's mom - fountains of wayne

elliott.

careless whisper - george michael

good old fashioned lover boy - queen

autumn leaves - nat king cole

april in paris - frank sinatra

i'm happy just to dance with you - the beatles

harvey.

she's my kind of girl - abba

the way you look tonight - frank sinatra

crazy little thing called love - queen

l-o-v-e - nat king cole

all my loving - the beatles

sam.

love buzz - nirvana

sorcererz - gorillaz

rude buster - toby fox

baby hotline - jack stauber

brick by boring brick - paramore

sebastian.

lithium - nirvana

louder than bombs - bts

ignorance - paramore

complicated - avril lavigne

the jetset life is gonna kill you - mcr

shane.

lounge act - nirvana

problems - mother mother

uptown girl - billy joel

kansas - gorillaz

happy - mother mother

BONUS !!!

here's some expanded characters + a ridgeside bachelor bc i had thoughts

sophia.

aitai-tai - red velvet

basics - twice

cupid (twin ver.) - fifty fifty

victor.

mipha’s theme - the legend of zelda: breath of the wild

penny lane - the beatles

merry go round of life - joe hisaishi/howl’s moving castle

june.

like - bts

after last night - silk sonic ft. thundercat & bootsy

sway - denise king cover

idk abt these next ones but i wanna include my men saurrr here's some songs i think they'd like besides classical or the medieval party mix

lance.

snow flower - v ft. peakboy

take on me - a-ha

seven nation army (medieval ver.) - the white stripes

isaac.

king nothing - metallica

smoke sprite - so!yoon! ft. rm

clint eastwood - gorillaz

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How Each Bachelor Reacts to the Traveling Cart / What They Would Buy

(FYI, the seller is called Suki in the mod, Stardew Valley Expanded so I will refer to her as Suki).

Alex - laughs when he first stumbles across the cart by accident. "You sell contraband?" Hee... hee.. somehow he finds this hysterical. But the "herbal creme" Suki sells works wonders on Granny's sore back so Alex makes the trip every week.

Elliott - the type to spend all his money on other people and then wonder where it all went. He would get rare foragables from outside the Valley for Leah, and unique fish for Willy. Then he would stay and chat, maybe even have his fortune told or palm read over a spot of strong herbal tea with Suki.

Harvey - doesn't wander that far into the woods that often. However, he knows of Suki and recognizes she is dealing with tough times financially. Once a quarter, he walks out to her cart to offer a discounted wellness check. Suki insists on paying, so he accepts trade in goods like truffles and specialty wines.

Sam - money burns holes in this man's pockets. He wanders out in the woods once when Vincent gets "lost." Sam finds his kid brother chatting it up with the mysterious Suki. He is all about the snacks and stocks up whenever Suki is in town. Sam is also very open-minded, and definitely eats up the crystal ball stuff. They would discuss star charts and horoscopes (which Vincent thinks are "horror-soaps," exactly what he repeats to their mom later).

Sebastian- where do you think this guy gets his "weed?" Certainly not from the local grocer. Suki stocks gummies sometimes too, which Seb hides from Maru (since she once consumed half a bag and thought it was just candy). It was a weird family dinner.

Shane - doesn't care and doesn't really believe in mystical arts. But Suki has a magic concoction for helping him beat alcoholism. Tastes nasty. Burns going down. But man! That stuff works.

Victor - an upstanding citizen. He hears rumblings about a mysterious seller but it's not on his radar. Once, he may have stumbled across Suki's cart and asked about its construction.

Magnus - I like to think these two are friends. Maybe even friendly competitors. After she closes up, Suki goes to smoke with the Wizard and shares tales from the road.

Lance- like Magnus, Lance likes to swap tales of adventure with Suki. Probably over a pint. He would definitely pick up some specialty adventuring items from her cart when he's around.