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Stadion Date ⚽️🩵🌈 -- timelapse vid on patreon
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deleting all my dating apps because i want to find love the old-fashioned way (I beat your abusive dad into a coma using a spade. after 15 years of radio silence we become co-workers and happen to be so caught up in our interpersonal drama that we're shit at our job as cops. you keep your dad's multimillion euro bank robbery loot a secret from me after he attempts to frame you for his suicide. that I helped unveiling btw. i would go to ends of the world with you but apparently you prefer to go alone. I'm miserable. what was my point again)
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sehr normale Art und Weise, deinen Arbeitskollegen anzuschauen, nachdem er etwas moralisch ziemlich Graues vorgeschlagen hat
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JUNGE NACH WEM GEHT ES DENN??
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DANN KÜSS IHN DOCH VIELLEICHT MAL, DEN SCHEISS HÖLZER!
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“your babygirl just killed people” yes but my babygirl is also a man who has given everything to protect the ones he loves. so I think he’s allowed to go a bit insane, as a treat you know.
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