#technology

[aguacatito]

#personally ive given up on eliminating my anthropomorphizing tendencies so i just treat ai like a baby.#would you get meaningful information from a baby? absolutely not.#would you be like THIS BABY IS THE FUTURE OF OUR ENTIRE SOCIETY? maybe calm down.#but would you be impressed by its ability to imitate and tell it GOOD JOB! when it tells u a duck goes Quack? sure why not.

[yodaprod]

The set up you need if you want to listen mp3 in your car in 1999.

Photo: Don Bartelli/Los Angeles Times

[reality-detective]

Imagine 🤔 this 👆

[unbfacts]

By 2021, around 6,000 Swedes had microchips implanted in their hands, allowing them to store data like emergency contacts, social media profiles, and e-tickets for events and rail travel.

[vintage-tech]

Another bold announcement from Jell-O Pudding (1954):

You can drink the pudding hot! Take it off the stove and pour it down your gullet!

"You'll love it. Practically everyone does."

[talos-stims]

iphone 5s | source

[hot-on-my-watch]

Severance Season Two

Forever laughing at:

The name 'Rebec'

"Fettid muppet!"

"Calamitous ORTBO"

No spoilers please, we're not caught up!

[anidiotsmind]

Don’t forget that Cybertruck owners have been advised to keep their cyber trucks out of rain, in case in makes them corrode. God knows what state that thing will be in by the time it’s gets out. Probably fall apart first.

[stimtoy]

💀 || gcodelab

[simple id: three gifs showing a figure of an apple with skulls in its core being 3d printed and displayed. /end id]

[yodaprod]

Symantec AntiVirus Research Center in Santa Monica, CA (1999)

[chameleonsd1sh]

yeah..........

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[catchymemes]

[meret118]

Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.

If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content

I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”

[zmyaro]

WHY ARE YOU DETECTING ANALOG AUDIO ACCESSORIES AT THE SOUP STORE‽

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[karlrincon]

Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.

Year of the 🐲🐉!