#teen wolf movie

[churkey]

[teenwolf]

 Derek and Eli are a hale of a team. Stream Teen Wolf: The Movie now on Paramount+

Art By: Patience

[thecenturiestrickle]

Me, before reading spoilers: it can’t be that bad, right?

Me, after reading spoilers: oh.

[shifting-worlds]

How are we doing tonight tumblrinas

EDIT: forgot to add that both included universally loathed “finales” and cars that were weirdly significant

[sothisisablog]

[edenaziraphale]

[tylerposey]

teen wolf: the movie + words they couldn't say on mtv

[terrific-crow]

Watched the Teen Wolf Movie. Incredible experience.

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

Well it's no "unrequited love confession on the way to SuperHell" but I suppose we do have to give "bungled car metaphor delivered in proxy because one of the characters is gone and the other is dead" some credit.

[colethewolf]

things inside derek's lil fluffy domestic suburban home that I find to be really cute

[allisxnargent]

if you don’t think that cora would get on a plane so fast to get custody of her nephew rather than have him be raised by scott and an argent then you’re wrong

[meetmyregulartorment]

Somewhere in Superhell:

Castiel: So. What are you in for?

Derek: Being in secret gay love with my friend for years. You?

Castiel:

Castiel: uh...

[feelsforsterek]

the teen wolf movie killing off a character who has been kidnapped, tortured, groomed and sexually assaulted at 15, forced to kill his first love, whose family burned to the ground... by burning him to a crisp. no words.

luckily, i will be ignoring this shitshow, derek hale lives on in my canon (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

[faiataka]

like father, like son.

[deafeningnightcollection-things]

So we can all agree that Eli is the Sterek child, right?

He keeps stealing the jeep (for reasons???)

He dresses like Stiles, right down to the flannel over shirt

Prone to overly sarcastic quips (like Stiles)

Does not have a mother? (Really? The writers just left us the perfect opening and thought we wouldn’t take it or something)

Sheriff Stilinski is 100% giving tired grandpa vibes to Eli

[178owintersball]

there’s no heterosexual explanation for making Derek’s son a mini stiles. and I’m not even gonna get started on the implications of the jeep