#teh lulz

[ophilosoraptoro]

[t00thpasteface]

chuck backstrap sez: STICK DRAGON FTW!!!!1! she's been living the scene kid dream thx 2 her bff nahfahlaar 0_o

[siderealscribblings]

Abyss Princess/World's Most Dangerous Karen

[warcrimesimulator]

The online shenanigans I got into with that Serbian kid were so fucking fun. She was THE reason I became interested in eastern Europe. And it was through the Hetalia fandom of all things. She used to just. infodump to me about Yugoslavia and I became a communist and printed the Yugoslav flag in my high school's library and taped it to my school folder (autism!)

We used to hate-stalk a Ukrainian nazi user from Deviantart and then became infiltrated the fascist IronMarch forum which was run by an insane Russian nationalist Alexander Slavros (if you know, you know.) We were always going around causing problems for fash.

It was a time. She became a fascist apparently, because that's what she told me in 2014 before dropping off the face of the internet. When you live long enough to become the villain......

[multiverse-of-pizza-time]

this blog barely started but i love

TT_TT THANK YOU ANON I've literally never gotten a message like this in spite of RPing on tumblr for years! <3 <3 <3 More madness to come.

[ethereally-shrinking-daisy]

I need to fucking work the fuck out but I can’t on account of this fucking DEPRESSION.

[xx2000sgirlxx]

OH. EM. GEE.

TACO WAFFLE!!!!1!!

but it's sold out ;;_;; no taco waffles 4 me u_u

[herwrittenuniverse]

You want to laugh at Vincent Valentine’s expense? You got it! 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Vincent Valentine, Tifa Lockhart, Marlene Wallace, Shinra Electric Power Company Additional Tags: Cigarettes, a friend in need, Murphy's Law, when things just go wrong, when you just want a cigarette, Humor, Creative License, Drugs Made Them Do It Summary:

His name is Vincent Valentine. And he just wants a cigarette. (Rated T for language. Written Pre-Remake)

[rotaryphoam]

for teh lulz

[ophilosoraptoro]

Tumblr, march 14:

March 15:

[quartersety-of-a-holsety]

Okay, I've been keeping tabs on the shitfest with AO3 and I'm getting tired of repeating myself in reply sections

First and foremost, to the people panicking, please breathe. Panicking helps nobody

Next, please keep track of updates via their Tumblr and status Twitter. They're more reliable than some rando shouting "OMG IT'S BACK!"

To the people who apparently have no idea what to do with themselves due to AO3 being down, please either go to sleep, go outside, read a book, do literally anything to occupy yourself until this all comes to an end. This ain't site maintenance that's unexpectedly hit several hiccups, this is a malicious attack on the site's servers. This could very well take a considerably long time to resolve, ranging from several more hours to days or even weeks. Treat it like a power outage and just wait until service is restored -- ON A MORE LONGTERM STABLE BASIS!

Y'all, just cos the site comes up and stays up after a few minutes does not mean service has been fully restored. Please wait until the all clear is given before you start refreshing any pages -- the sysadmins having to directly deal with this would greatly appreciate it. Also I would personally recommend that when the site does come back up, please be easy with it and don't spam open a bunch of fics at once. The last thing the site needs is being severely strained after just coming back cos you're that desperate for your fic fix. Slow down and be easy

To the people spreading misinformation about the attackers and where the attacks are coming from, just stop. We know what the group is supposedly called and we know what their supposed reasons are. However, AO3 themselves have stated that this may not necessarily be true. For all we know, whatever group this is could be lying about their motives, hell they could be lying about being behind the attack entirely just to get their fifteen minutes of fame -- please follow the golden rule: don't feed the trolls. This also means that again, for all we know, the real culprit could be some asshat in his mama's basement with no real reason to do this beyond for shits and giggles -- remember that ancient phrase "I did it for teh lulz"?

Regardless of what this person/group is calling themselves and regardless of what they say their reasons are, please do not take anything they say at face value. Take their comments with a huge grain of salt

Furthermore, enough with the Islamophobia. Your bigotry is showing

To the shitposters making light of the situation, glad to know we can always count on y'all to add some levity to an otherwise stressful time. Just please remember to not take the jokes too far

And finally, to the people unnecessarily spouting hate for AO3 and OTW, please find something better to do with your time

[katzenklavierr]

Dorothy and her little black dog

It wasn't an intentional reference, but I thought it would be fun to draw them like this. I think this is the first time I've drawn Friedrich's wolf form full body and fully rendered

Timelapse for teh lulz:

[im-no-jedi]

Crosshair acts like he hates getting affection from his sisters, but we know the truth 😌😜

alt (more accurate) version for teh lulz:

[warlordofnoodles]

To answer the peeled lemon post:

pure curiosity

Yes I tired to eat it like an orange

For teh lulz. A time honored tradition

[xxn00bpwn3rxx]

HEY00 ★

th1z iz a perz0nal bl0g (zide bl0g, i cant foll0w bac.. if ur foll0w3d by teh uz3r "heyitsdamiien" it m1gh7 b me!!) zo i c4n rebl0g artz n ztuff i like, m4ybe p0zt mah art az w3ll! w1ll be m0ztly regret3vat0r ztuff, w1th teh occazi0nal oth3r f4nd0mz! x3

i g0 by Kazper (Kasper) m4inly, but u c4n alz0 call me Infected!! i g0 by a l0t of ne0z but my m4in prnz r he/nya/pix (+)

yez i am a f1ct1ve, fr0m teh amb3reign zyz! HAIII 1f u kn0 me fr0m 0ur tw1tter lulz o/ . . . m0re 1nf0 ab0ut meh f0und h3r3!!

azkz r alw4yz op3n! i juzt azk u d0nt be we1rd or pry ab0ut 0ur p3rzonal l1fe tyyy <3 (i alzo do d00dl3 r3queztz!!!) alz0 d0nt t4ke anyth1ng i zay az can0n plz >_< im n0t a d3v 0r anyth1ng!! juzt a z1lly guy

any fandom artz i m4ke iz f2u W1TH CR3D1T!!!1!!! idm, juzt d0nt cl4im th3m az ur 0wn, plz

BAZ1C DNI (pr0zh1p/p3d0z/etc - i alz0 azk th4t nzfw pplz go aw4y! [Content Deleted] U WE1RDOZ)

eazier 2 read intro ^^

thiz iz a perzonal blog (zide blog, i cant follow bac.. if ur followed by the uzer "heyitsdamiien" it might b me!!) zo i can reblog art n ztuff i like, maybe pozt my art az well! will be moztly regretevator ztuff, with the occazional other fandomz!

i go by Kazper (Kasper) mainly, but u can alzo call me Infected!! i go by a lot of neoz but my main prnz r he/nya/pix +

yez i am a fictive, from the ambereign zyz! HAIII if u know me from our twitter lulz

azkz r alwayz open! i juzt azk u dont be weird or pry about our perzonal life tyyy (i alzo do doodle requeztz!!) alzo dont take anything i zay az canon plz ... im not a dev or anything!! juzt a zilly guy

any fandom art i make iz f2u WITH CREDIT!!!!!!! idm, juzt dont claim them az ur own, plz

BAZIC DNI (prozhip/pedoz/etc - i alzo azk that nzfw pplz go away! FUCK U WEIRDOZ)

[foggyparadisecandy]

Don't be a dick - hypno edition

Reading through Reddit, it's amazing how many posts on the Erotic Hypnosis sub are some form of:

"Hey guys - any advice on hypnotizing my wife to make her my sex slave?"

With the implication being

"<insert creepy cringe laughter> she won't know what hit her with the hypno magic and I'll get lots of blow jobs all the time. Lulz."

Look, fucko. There is so much ill with that question.

First, squint your beady eyes realllllll hard and imagine you love your wife. Imagine you care about her as a real, living, breathing human being and that you two are in a long-term relationship based on trust and love and caring. Imagine she's not a character in a wank story on Literotica.

Second, you clearly don't know how hypnosis works or you wouldn't be asking. I'll cut to the chase and say that my guess is you aren't going to be able to trance her covertly in a million years because you won't be able to stop jerking off as you try. You'll be too busy getting teh horny on to focus on covert language that slowly drops her into a deep trance so you can gently manipulate her mind.

Third, you most likely aren't married and you are probably one of those people who gets off on the idea of abusing people. You probably pull the wings off butterflies and kick puppies for fun. I'm guessing if you could, you would hypnotize women so you can get nekkid photos and chortle to yourself. Pro-tip: the internet is full of nekkid photos of bewbs. You don't need to abuse other people to get them.

Fourth, if you want, I will be happy to show you how to trance someone. Let me trance you and help you imagine being a real human being instead of an asshole.

Get out of here with this shit.

And by "here", I mean all of social media.

Crawl back under your rock.

Yeah. I'm salty atm.

It's not a great look but ... whatever.

I'm recovering from deep personal loss of someone I love. Treat your relationships - imaginary or real - better, fool.