#tentacle dick

[amielot]

Mermay Round 2 :) LINK

le fic by @moorishflower

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

yorrick ratting to john that parker was at the waylay

[absoluteminimum]

I simply couldn't resist drawing Jazz's tentacle spike-mod from this Prowl/Jazz fic.

[boiwcndr]

… a part of me can’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, this is jason’s way of reaching out, that jason is floundering after the events of utrh and yet finding out about blockbuster (that dick “helped” to kill him) means that maybe jason would find some acceptance in dick, that he would have someone from the family on his side. it’s just too bad that jason reached out like this in the worst way possible (wearing dick’s suit as nightwing and killing people with it) and speaking about what is probably one of the worst experiences of dick’s life… [nightwing v2 #119]

[string-star-lights]

fiddling with some quishmael designs as i start a reread

[iinoyb]

Thinking about mermaid Philza and pirate Techno, where during a storm Techno falls off his boat and almost drowns, Phil saves him, and Techno repays him by offering up his body if you catch my drift

[tsuutarr]

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[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

John is a trans allegory (good) and kayne is a trans allegory (evil)

[shibara]

Here, have Arthur getting to know Yellow's tentacle dick in depth (with some encouragement from John, for good measure).

This is, of course, a censored version. You can see the original here on Pillowfort or here on Bluesky~

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Somewhere around when I started to throw shadows on the initial doodle I thought this would be a grand opportunity to do a study in thick fluids (mostly studying Calm's art, an absolute master at fluids rendering, imho), hence the amount of goo in this piece. 

I'm pretty happy with the end result, I've learned a ton, and we all got a very messy Arthur out of it :D

[zeroducks-2]

Finished this! Thanks for the motivation folks, it really worked ♥

Full version on twitter and Aethy. Beware of nsfw, tentacle sex and belly bulge :)

[emeraldspiral]

Jhonen: Zim has no reproductive organs.

Every smut writer unanimously: Zim has both a zenis and a zussy.

[theresthesnitch]

You know how everyone who works in the emergency department of the hospital has an object removal story that is obviously poorly planed sex.

Please imagine the related department in St. Mungo's.

[kiragecko]

Conceptually Jason coul have made a really good villain for Robin Tim.

I got into the fandom about 6 months before Damian showed up. And there WAS quite a bit of villain!Jason fanfic at the point, most of it centred around him and Tim. I really enjoyed it.

I like the current fanon Jason better, now. I like him as a grouchy and somewhat unstable brother. I like him as a book nerd and chef. I like him firmly believing everyone hates him while they desperately try to convince him to come home. I even like a lot of the stuff where the Pit is almost another personality which he is fighting!

But there's something REALLY intriguing about a Jason who's actually cruel. Who's completely in control of himself, and just likes hurting people. It's not really fair to the character, but I still enjoy it!

(I feel similarly about evil Talia. It isn't fair to the character, but the fanfic is fun!)

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest Stand Battle - Preliminary Match 1

Stand abilities under the cut

Red Hot Chili Pepper: Red Hot Chili Pepper is capable of absorbing electricity to increase its raw strength and speed. Its strength is derived from the electrical currents through which it can travel.

The Grateful Dead: It has the simple but deadly ability to rapidly age any living organism, with the rate of aging being proportional to the organism's body temperature.

[tswwwit]

What animal (besides a cat or a dog) is Bill?

Like - if he were animal, which one? Would he be mythical or a real animal?

(tbh he kinda gives me Pelican vibes and I do not have a single clue as to why.)

That's a good question! The pelican thing makes sense if you consider how often they're ambitious, in say, checking to see if they can swallow a capybara whole, or that one pic where one's in the back of a police car.

I'm not actually sure what animal Bill would be, but probably a predator of some kind? Something old? Something weird?

Technically one thing that fits all those categories is Anomolocaris, which Bill would probably appreciate. I do however think a Mythical option is also Prime for Billing.

[ao3statistics]

This is self-made. Date: 08.01.2024.

Not very spectacular results if I'm being honest.

I assume no guarantee or liability for the completeness, correctness and accuracy of this chart despite my best efforts.

Includes fanfictions in all languages available, NOT English only. Includes all fandoms on Ao3 connected to DC, Batman etc.

The sibling tags in the chart above are all metatags.

More charts will follow. :)

Want to have a chart for different pairings, headcanons etc. in your favourite fandom? Send me an ask!

Guys... come on... give him a break