#text:portia

[djcygnet]

text 💬porj

DJ: I’m so hungry, you need to feed me.

DJ: I'm about to walk into an exam, though, so how are your throwing skills? Think you could toss a snack through a second story window for me?

[theomedici]

TEXT ✉️⁇ PEO

Theo: fuck all the epoepcalling it a chick, drink, sparking srose is fucking delicisous. frozne rosee too. all the rose.

[finnbecker]

TEXT ✉️$ PINN

Finn: I love him, but sometimes I really want to run him over repeatedly with a food truck.

[margovasilovich]

text 💬 martia

Margo: Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

Margo: Which crime is more fitting for him telling me I'd look better if I wasn't wearing my jeans? I mean, those were expensive! I chose those so carefully and he didn't even want to take the time to appreciate them? How rude!

[bobotomago]

TEXT ⏳ BORTIA

Bowie: Scarlettttttt. I was eating gummy octopuses and they don't taste as good as the sour gummy worms even though they're literally made by the same company, what's up with that? Why does the octopus shape ruin things?