#tf is Skull Anon???

[kitom-kortil]

20 is not a kid lmfao

Yes the fuck it is u insufferable prick

A kid. Not a minor, dipshit. A kid. They are a fucking kid. They cannot even legally drink you stupid pretentious fuck. They havent even been out of school for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

Im done being polite you people are fucking stupid and pathetic little sheep that are too much of a bunch of pussy fucks that dont actually give a fuck about anyone but urselves and ur righteous jerk off material.

Youre sitting here believing a post that is so fucking blatantly faked and full of bullshit because it gets you off and makes u feel big and bad and important. Its fucking fake.

Ven and DB claimed to be minors and theyre both ADULTS. Mitcha suicide baited someone. Youre pathetic and gagging on the dick of a pathetic transphobic little bitch who was pissed they didnt get their dick jerked the way they wanted cuz they failed to keep their manipulation target under their thumb so now theyre blowing up a bullshit post and making up lies cuz they want fucking attention.

Youre fucking stupid. You have no fucking brain. Cry and bitch and jerk ur dick in ur little masturbatorium and pat yourself on the back for cancelling a random fucking kid for fake shit cuz ur too fucking scared to report actual pedophiles in your fucking area.

I hope the worst possible shit happens to all of you disgusting fucks.

[adventuringalchemy]

IT WAS MY FUCKING STAT COUNTER

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????

[benilos]

the only place i send anons are on nsfw blogs or cuz its to someone who only knows me by my sideblog and wont recognize my main, but then ill name myself at the bottom. please dont ask me if ive sent you an anon cuz if i dont SAY ITS ME, its prolly not.

[k3n-dyll]

maybe because not everyone has to cater to black and brown readers? if i feel excluded then talk to ur black and brown writers bc why tf would (for ex.) white writers write black readers when…when they aren’t?? yall aren’t victims write ur own shit if u care so much like idk what to tell u but not everyone has to bow down and write the way you want them too.

The fact that this is what you got from me saying that POC feel excluded from fandom is...insane.

I hesitate to even answer this because you sound stupid as hell, but since I think other people need to get this shit through their skulls as well:

If you are a writer, and you claim to be writing an "x reader" fanfic for a character you like, the general consensus is that "reader" in this situation should be neutral for the most part. Sure, there's different versions of that ( "x fem reader", "x masc reader", etc.") , but generally, the idea is that "reader" in this situation could be anyone, yes? A lot of writers on this app and others, write "reader" as if tiny white women are the default.

And you know what?

If you wanna write that way, fine, but say that. If you so desprately want to write about Abby Anderson fucking a 5ft nothing white girl with blonde hair and green eyes - write that. But don't call that shit an "x reader" when you know its a self insert meant to exclude everybody that doesnt look like you. Dont claim to be a safe place for all readers if when POC say they feel excluded from the things you write, you say stupid shit like what this anon just did. If your shit is labeled "x reader" with no other warnings, one should be able to assume that they arent going to see any specifics about body type, hair textures, skin color or eye color - but no. Thats not the case.

I swear, every time we bring this shit up you bitches act like we killed your fucking grandma. If you dont wanna write in a way that everyone can consume, fine, but dont make it seem as if petite white girls are just the default human in every scenario. Theres a content warning over every fic, if you dont want to see how problematic it is to write as if whiteness is the default then the least you could do it leave a big fat warning in that little "CW" section to let us know that you didnt write this with the existence of people that dont look like you in mind.

Oh, and I do write my own stuff btw. Don't ever come in my inbox with this bullshit again. Pissing me off first thing in the morning😒

[thegnomelord]

With all these M!reader courting (and practically rizzing up everyone) in their own hybrid way, imagine poor Ghost, he's like toothless, doesn't know how tf to court someone of say, even his own species because he was once human

And with that rant about all the absurd ways of courting, what would he call as his own?

Would he give gifts like Gaz and Price? A piece to remember them by?

I doubt he'd be the physical type like cuddly ol soap who loves to scent,

He's practically a shadow (literally and figuratively) and I feel like the best he can do is stare and slowly blink like a cat (and let's be honest most of the time we don't see his eye) so he might even just act like a stalker and watch from afar, not much of a scent even on him if he's near, even when in the midst of battle

So what can he do then? I feel like going to Price is his best bet and when he tries to scent something like Soap it smells like nothing

I feel like he'd beat himself up on it

(Also fucking love your courting works, I've been eating that shit up its become a hyperfixation)

- ☕️ Anon

I reckon that staring would be less of a wraith thing and more of a Simon thing. Because like, wraiths don't reproduce, they're made not born. So poor Simon just has to try to use the knowledge he had before he died.

CW:NSFW subbot ghost, topdom reader, rough and quick

He likes you.

Just like he's a Riley, just like the sky is blue, his affection for you is one of the few truths of the world he doesn't question. Only problem — he doesn't know how to tell you. You're not human and neither is he, not anymore, but he's woefully unprepared when it comes to you, doesn't know if he's supposed to go about it as a wraith or as a man.

He tries; Simon's phone is full of open tabs containing every piece of information about your species, trying to find grains of truth in the contradicting mess of words. He's memorized how you like your morning coffee down to the last flake of sugar, watching your face carefully when you trudge to the communal kitchen to find your mug steaming and everything laid out near it. He knows your schedule inside out, always a few minutes earlier in the gym when you come in, offering to spot you, his dark eyes roaming over your sweat covered skin. His gaze is always flickering to you, regardless of what you're doing or where you are — watching, guarding, making sure the world doesn't take away that spark like it did with Simon Riley.

But you fail to notice it, him. Or maybe you do but don't care. Don't see him as anything but your teammate, like you should, like he should. God, what is he even doing trying to fucking woo you like some lovestruck Victorian gent. . .

Simon feels like banging his head against the wall.

Maybe then something in his imperceptibly rotten skull will come loose, tumble around in what's left of his brain like a snowball rolling down a hill to form an avalanche, or at least a vestige of a good thought; an idea, something he could use to get out of this rut.

He doesn't go to Price for advice. The old dragon finds him, knows him long enough to figure out when Simon's up to his throat in shite. Price sits down next to him as they watch you and Gaz spar, "Alright, spit it out." Price hums as he lights his cigar.

Simon's lips form a thin line beneath his mask, his fingers gripping the meat of his arm to keep his form stable. His eyes don't stray from you, cataloging every trail of sweat as it rolls down your skin, watching your muscles flex beneath your skin as you throw a punch, making a mental note to show you the mistakes you make in private and—

His shoulders fall, "'m fucked." The words escape him like he'd been punched in the gut.

Price gives him the side eye, looking him up and down. "Doesn't look like you enjoyed it."

"Hah." Simon says in a dry tone. "Always a comedian captain."

Price chuckles, wing spreading out to bump against his shoulder. "Jokes aside," he lets out a small puff of smoke, "You could just tell 'im."

Simon's eyes narrow, "What, not going to suggest I go find some obscure shite ta gift him?" If he could find some concrete information about your species courting habits he would have done so by now, would have happily torn up Heaven and Hell looking for whatever would make you look at him the same way Price looks at Kyle.

"No," Price rolls his eyes, standing up and stretching. "Just go talk to 'im you bloody muppet, going to creep him out if you keep staring like that." He nods his head towards you.

Simon's head is a dark sea of thoughts as he spars with you, tries to make it seem like nothing's wrong but you catch on quick; he's distracted, falling for moves he'd once chastised you for pulling, the edges of his form crackling like the static of a tv, shadowy smoke rising from his blackened arms as he throws a punch that goes wide.

He grunts as you knock him to the ground, your hands on his shoulders to pin him down. "You alright?" You ask, your brows furrowed. "You're not fighting like you usually do."

You can barely see his dark eyes narrow, his body still beneath yours. "I'm fine." He growls out, tries to ignore how the warmth of your body against his makes him feel, nibbling on his nerves like a craving for a drug he can't have.

"Uhuh," You hum, a little confused why he's letting you pin him down so long. "Come on Ghost, you're not getting soft on me are you?" With a huff you attempt to pull away, knowing you couldn't force words out of his mouth.

The sudden lack of your warmth is what forces his body to move before his mind does, shadows shooting out to grab you before congealing back into his arm, pulling you down so his lips can crash on yours.

You grunt into his mouth from the surprise, your eyes wide with surprise. Simon's frozen heart cracks just a bit when you don't respond, only to melt when you finally kiss him back. Your lips feel like heaven against his, Simon's eyes shutting and long tongue slipping into your mouth.

You choke a bit, pulling back to catch your breath, your eyes widening as Simon's long tongue slips back into his mouth. "Fucking hell Simon." You pant,

"Got a whole bag of tricks." Simon says, his throat dry. "I-" He begins to say, thoughts running on how to tell you he wants you but no words coming out, something clogging his throat like molasses.

"Yeah," You grin, the lights overhead casting a halo around your head. "I know." Tipping your head down you catch his lips again, your kiss deep and rough, Simon's teeth digging into your lip until it bleeds, your sharp fangs nipping his tongue, blood mixing in your mouths, arousal starting to course through your veins.

Simon's hands grope your ass, pulling your crotch down on his so your cocks can rub together. Simon greedily swallows your groan, his arms starting to fizzle, shadowy smoke wrapping around you to keep you close as his hand sneaks down to undo your belts, fishing out your cocks.

"Christ," You groan and pant into his mouth, grabbing hold of both of your cocks and rocking your hips into his, pleasure buzzing up your spine.

"Don't bring 'im in here." Simon growls and throws an arm around your neck, demanding your attention with a kiss, longue tongue pushing half way down your throat and hips bucking up to rub his cock against yours. "Just us here."

You moan against his lips and fuck, if that isn't the prettiest sound he's ever heard, his mind clouding over with pleasure and before either one of you knows it Simon's cumming, pulling you down with him, your combined cum painting both of your stomachs.

It takes a few moments for Simon to catch his breath, his pupils blows wide as he stares up at you. "Shite." He breathes out, boneless beneath you.

You grin, "You can say that again." and you lean down to kiss him again.

[pearlzier]

okay i Lied, i’m Not faceless, it was actually Me who sent beau + puppygirl!gf😧 i just got scared to send it like.. Not on anon, cus i just never know how ppl will react to certain things and i get nervy, but like i also trusted in a way that You Would Get It, and you Do so i’m not nervy anymore😸🤞🏼

i definitely have plans to write abt this (maybe multiple parts, idk yet) but it’s just been Eating away at me for awhile now and i can’t keep these thoughts in or i’ll explode and die so i’m glad you’re in the brainrot with me now. i may or may not also make a bot, who knows.. i’m already planning a couple sling themed ones with beau (cus my beau sling coded brainrot also goes crazy)

anyways, MORE BEAU AND HIS PUPPYGIRL THOUGHTS!!!!!

she definitely gets excited every time they go to the store and see Anything relating to any of her hyperfixations. like beau literally can’t even let her go to the store by herself anymore cus she has absolutely zero impulse control and will buy All of it and go broke.

irdk what is and isn’t okay for me to say here in regards to nswf things so i’ll keep those to myself for the moment

she Absolutely is texting beau while she’s getting her nails done and asking him what colors she should get. one time she got a cute cowboy/sheriff themed set for him (like cowboy hat, longhorn skull, belt buckle, badge, the whole nine) and he tweaked tf out.

CAR RIDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can go into My More Specific Details on this, but it mostly speaks for itself.. just- CAR RIDES💗💗

she made him buy a small outside couch for the deck of the trailer so they could cuddle more easily when they watch movies, and she’s Definitely laying there curled up with her head in his lap while he plays with her hair…. and she ends up falling asleep only a few minutes into the movie like Almost every time, cus her hair is a weak spot and he has Magic Hands.

she’s one to wear the frolicking in a flower field at 4:00 dresses with stomp a hoe at 5:00 big chunky platform boots combo (has the black demonia camel-311’s to match beau’s black aviator jacket, and the og ‘camel color’ tan ones to match his tan suede jacket)

my beau + puppygirl!gf and beau + stoner!gf headcanons kinda go hand in hand, so… she definitely also smokes🤞🏼 (this is more of me projecting)

So. Many. stuffed animals

OCT..... THE BRAINWORMS IM HAVIN AT THIS VERY MOMENT I CANT EVEN !!!&!;;@;# when i read the first thoughts i was thinking you'd LOVE them so much when i see beau i think of u most definitely GUYS LISTEN TO THIS GENIUS :((((( BEAU X PUPPYGIRL!GF IM TWEAKING OUT SO HARD AUGH im freaking the FUCK out 😞💓 STUFFED ANIMALS!!!!!!!!! EEK

[taeghi]

definitely agree with them.. you did jake so dirty just to make heeseung the good one in your story 💀🤮

comment 1: “Here in 2024😭 but honestly I don’t get it how Jake was being toxic at all, just because he didn’t like yn doesn’t mean that he’s toxic. I feel bad that they cut Jake off when none of it was his fault. At the end of the day he believed isa was a good person and heeseung knew he liked her but still almost hooked up w her so his reasoning is valid to be mad at heeseung”

comment 2: 1/2 This was my first Enha smut I read and I remember falling in love with it because it’s so well written and there’s actually a good& interesting plot that keeps u reading without skipping and not just stating up porn, I think this is like my 4th time reading it, but I think this is my first time feeling sorry for Jake like idk why I just never thought of him since I was so caught up on Hee’s happy ending but he didn’t do anything wrong and he was left with a broken heart

2/2 no friends (by his own decision I’m guessing to not make things awkward) and with a now one sided crush 😞 Jake deserves his Happy Ending and I hope (even tho it’s fiction) that he can somehow go back to talking to all of them and for Hee to apologize cause what he did with Isa was still pretty messed up cause he knew Jake had a thing for her and they were basically a thing… but yeah Thank u for thiss one and Jay’s ff they’re literally my faves 😍

you’re too bias that you don’t see the other characters

ok?... its a fanfic...?

idk if u meant to send the other anon messages about how the FICTIONAL heeseung in my FANFICTION from two years ago is also the "real toxic" and "disgusting"... but everyone is allowed to have their own opinion and perspective so i don't rly know what the comments you have chosen here mean in this situation like is that "evidence"? ... if u dont like my fanFICTIONS then don't read them?? idk?? like idk what u wanted from this lmaoooo. it's a heeseung FANFICTION... i wanted heeseung and the reader to have a good ending?? tf's with the throwing up and skull emojis and calling me biased?? don't read my work then idk bro, like it's a fanfic on tumblr, chill

[mommyghostface28]

Wtf is with these anons getting angry with you holy shit they need to calm tf down God damn

☠️

ahhh it’s okay my skull and bones. I expect it from time to time 🥲😅 I hope you’ve been well!

-☠️

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Okay but Dark!Ten being possessive af?

His tarnished reputation spreading throughout the stars — aliens quaking in his wake as he brings the reader to other planets. They bend over backwards in fear of the Oncoming Storm.

The Doctor and you getting separated and once the Doctor finds the you, you’re cornered in an alley by some being.

Watching his eyes absolutely darken as he storms down the alleyway, his long coat flowing behind him. He grabs the alien by the back of the collar and slams them onto the ground. His breathing is heavy as he puts one of his converse-clad feet on the alien’s throat, telling them that he should kill them where they lay for even talking to you.

As he lets them scurry away, he turns back to you. Before you could even get a word out, he slams you against the wall with a bruising kiss.

“You’re mine,” he growls against your lips.

Which turns to him pinning you with your back against the wall, trousers around his thighs and your legs wrapped around his hips as he slams into you. His coat covered the two of you as he leaves marks everywhere he can reach.

I don’t know, I’m loving this.

IDK WHO TF THIS IS BUT ANON IM SO IN LOVE W YOU RN FOR THIS-

This is so hot im SO- SHAKEN

The way he'd fuck you up against the wall hard enough to leave bruises of the pebbled wall pattern in your back (yes, even through your clothes)- the way he'd have one hand possessively placed around your neck on the base of your skull to keep you from getting a concussion with how hard your head would be smacking into the wall-

The way he'd laugh when you catch sight of the alien on the ground behind him, the blood trailing out and staining the soles of his shoes.

"You're- you're mine," he'd growl between bruising thrusts. "All. Fucking. Mine- no one will take you from me. Do you hear me?"

I'm so down bad for Dark!Ten- I can't- I'm so- I need more Dark!Ten thoughts in my inbox right the fuck now LMFAO

[t0rturedangel]

lanyon with someone who's from the future and deliberately traveled to past claiming that their gadgets are from magic just to piss him off? afaik in the novel he doesn't support supernaturalism and jekyll's balderdash so the intereaction would be funny lmfao (could be platonic or romantic depends on you)

take care!

-🦋 anon

𝟎𝟎𝟏. 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 '𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤'

⠀⠀⠀: ᯓ 𝟎𝟎𝟐.⠀ LANYON X READER

› 〉 𝟎𝟎𝟑. SYNOPSIS, Lanyon just doesn't believe in magic and you're not making it any easier

› 〉 𝟎𝟎𝟒. WARNINGS, none apart from maybe out of character historically wise.

› 〉 𝟎𝟎𝟓. AUTHOR'S NOTES, I'm happy to do another Jekyll and Hyde request!! :) I may have went overboard.

「 ★ 」 ⠀・At first Lanyon is gonna be very skeptical of you, I mean you're this random person (dressed in some really weird clothes btw) preaching to him about how you're 'magical', it's slightly insulting to him.

⠀「 ★ 」 ⠀・He questions you a lot, mostly the basic ones like "who are you?" and "where did you come from?" and of course, the classic "what do you want from me?" I mean lets be serious it is slightly tiring because he keeps repeating himself.

You sighed, clearly annoyed- Lanyon kept asking you the same damn questions and it was eating away at your brain, who knew someone like this would be so irritating to be around? You sure as hell didnt. "Lanyon, Lanyon- please just stop, I already told you I'm NOT an alien, or some freaky monster that's gonna come after you... jesus" "I don't believe you" you deadpanned, wow- how the actual fuck does this guy have friends "Well then why do you keep asking me these dumb ass questions?" you retorted, leaning back on your chair, blowing a rasberry to the cieling of his room.

"Well pardon me for questioning the person who just broke into my home, you should feel lucky I havent even informed the authorities." his comment made you laugh, did everyone in this time period seriously talked like this? It sounds stupid, like no one from your time line ever speaks like this, no one calls the feds the 'authorities' unless they're older than 60. Your laughing seemed to make him extremely upset, though it wasnt like he could do anything he tried when you arrived: he tried to shoot you out of terror but the moment the bullet came closer to you it disintigrated. "Don't laugh at me." "My deepest apologies my dearest gentleman!"

「 ★ 」 ⠀・Thats pretty much how your 'friendship' started, and from then on you wouldn't leave him alone, always talking about how magical you are and use your devices to annoy Lanyon. Whenever you two are alone he tries to study you to see if you're lying or telling the truth

「 ★ 」 ⠀・Since you're always around him you've got to meet his friends; Utterson and Jekyll, who liked you (but thats only because you didn't act the same as you did to Lanyon). Jekyll esspecially found you interesting but you avoided him- after all you know his secret and dont really wanna get involved with stuff like that PLUSSS you gotta keep Lanyon company.

「 ★ 」 ⠀・speaking of, whenever you're around Lanyon you use a phone, which freaks him tf out because what the hell do you mean you can text people in RUSSIA within seconds? That's impossible.... to him.

"[name]?" you heard the voice of lanyon call out to you, in turn you lifted your head and met his eyes "Yeah?" "What is that?" he pointed to your phone "It's my phone?" ... "what is a phone?"

Yeah you loved explaining a phone to him, watching his eyes buldge out of his skull as you kept talking about the internet and what Wi-fi is. Then everyday, when you two would have a chance to talk you'd show him other devices you owned, to which he'd allways call you a 'witch', whether it was a joke or not you really didn't care.

「 ★ 」 ⠀・When Lanyon found out about Hyde and Jekyll being the same person you were there, making sure to keep him as sane as possible and safe in case Hyde or Jekyll tried anything- after all you and him grew closer over the months you were with him. You did also video everything with a secret camera just incase of anything.

「 ★ 」 ⠀・You expected him to not get as sick as he did originally because you were there and shocked him but unfortunately you couldnt stop it. He was going to end up dying, and in a sad way you blamed yourself; you did force the plot forward.

"[name] I dont need you here okay? I'll be okay, my servants will take care of me" "Bullshit! they don't know anything about medication or taking care of someone" You agrued with Lanyon, staring at him solemly- he was dying and you could tell, you've seen people die like everyday (while you did glorify the future world to Lanyon it was all just you projecting, your timeline is just as bad as the medieval one). "I still have a bunch of stuff I can try to use" You rummaged through your bag after calming down, not daring to look at your friend's sad expression, it would make you emtotional too.

"If nothing can help me from your items, let alone mine, then I'm not worth it... I just still cannot wrap my head around everything." "Then dont, it will only make you worse Lan" You finally had the mental strength to look at him, seeing his pale and tired face made your heart ache, maybe if you never came he's be okay?. no of course he wouldn't be, he'd still die except it would be alone. You just thought that with your arrival and your tech you would be able to at least numb his reaction a bit but I guess seeing a murderer transform into one of your old friends would cause everyone to live in shock, or maybe not. "[Name] listen, promise me, that if I die... which I will, will you keep Utterson company? I fear at the thought of him.... or you being alone after my death"

When did he become so fucking sentimental? with a sad chuckle you responded "I thought you hated me? becuase I'm magical?" "No, I mean, I still find your antics slightly frustating but nothing can be done now. Just please promise me" "okay... fine Lanyon, I promise" ... it took him a while to answer you but he did "Thank you [name], not for just that but for being around me? I suppose your company brought me some sense of joy....." "Thank you too Lan"

「 ★ 」 ⠀・It did break your heart to see Lanyon die, but you had a promise to fufill, and that you did. You kept Utterson company until the day he found about everything too and eventually accepted everything. Even though he gave you chacne to leave him alone you didn't, afterall you had made a promise to Lanyon. What kind of a friend would you be if you didn't keep your promise? a terrible one.

「 ★ 」 ⠀・You justed hoped that Lanyon was at peace.

[thesharktanksdriver]

The reader celebrating Halloween with everyone...

Also happy Halloween! 🎃🦇⚰️👹

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Reader : *knocks door*

Stranger : *annoyed, opens the door* tf do you want?

Reader : Trick or treat! *Raises their basket*

Kid!Corazon and kid!Doflamingo : *does the same*

Stranger : *slams door*

Reader : Happy Halloween! Come on guys! *About to get to the other houses*

Kid!Doflamingo : Wait, we didn't get our treat *drags them back by the shoulder*

Kid!Corazon : So...?

Kid!Doflamingo : So now... We must TRICK *says that with the most menacing look ever*

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Mihawk : Halloween is over, (Reader) can you please take the decorative skeleton out of your room?

Reader : His name is Jared! >:(

Mihawk : *Sighs*

Mihawk : can JARED leave the house NOW?

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Reader : Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

Kid!Doflamingo : No

Reader : That's the spirit! *Finger guns* :D

Kid!Doflamingo :

Kid!Corazon : *clapping and laughing*

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Roger : *Is in a chicken costume* I'm a chicken! And this!

*holding reader, wearing a chick costume above his head*is my little Chicky!

Reader : Cheep cheep mother-cluckers!

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Kid!Buggy : Gotta be honest, (Reader), the Halloween decorations are looking great!

Kid!Shanks : Yeah! Where did you get these fake skeletons (Reader)? *Holding a nearly as real skull*

Reader : Fake...?

*shanks and Buggy immediately backs away from reader for at least 10 feet*

Reader : It's a joke-

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Reader : Guys, we're out of candy!

Kid!Doflamingo : already? There's only like 3 kids!

Kid!Corazon : Yeah but... One girl said she loved me so I just gave her everything...

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Reader : So what do you wanna be for Halloween? *Carving a face on a pumpkin using a stick*

Law : an idiot

Reader : How though-

Corazon coming over holding his clothes happily : Heres the clothes you wanna borrow Law!

Reader :

Law :

Corazon : Why are you two staring at me-

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Robin : I thought you're decorating for Halloween?

Crocodile : I am

Robin : You're just holding up pictures of bullets and guns

Crocodile : You said Halloween is for when you decorate the things you hate the most

Robin : I said Halloween is for when you decorate the things you fear the most

Crocodile : Same thing

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Reader : *holding the news paper* this says here "A crazy dude wearing a Strawhat, with a mask and black, red sheet over their shoulders running around in [town] stealing candies from children and adults"

Luffy : That was me! *Happily munching a chocolate bar*

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- 🛎️Anon!

I love me Halloween madness

Ngl, y/n would definitely dress up as a ghost most halloweens or if their feeling daring they’d go as Roger since they already have the coat for it

[steelflexbell]

okay people aren't gonna buy it bc im anon but who gives a crap, I've known nora for a very long time, she is 100% not dating Drake, she is literally dating someone right now that she knew from her high school (they are the same age)

i wish people would knock it off talking about her to some sort of agenda, she's said it's false and people say she's trying to protect him, FROM WHAT???? if she thought her photos pictures videos w/ him would ruin his career then she wouldn't have them up, her dads in the business, he works concerts, he knows Drake, I'm just tired of people pretending to care about victims to take Drake down and i'm tired of people pawing through Nora's private personal life to try to do that.

saying to everyone, just leave her tf alone! she's not dating Drake, she's not been groomed, please just leave it alone.

Thank you for saying this!!!! If only it'd go through some people's skulls, but it's asking a lot for some people to actually use their brains nowadays.

[ghcstao3]

SORRY i’m the last music anon but You’ve Seen the Butcher by Deftones is SO ghost too. the skull and grave motif. the butcher occupation call back. the desperation of letting someone in. there’s no way ghost didn’t feel personally targeted after hearing that song. (also if you’d like to share what’s your music taste? your writing is fantastic!!!)

hi music anon it’s been so long since we’ve last spoken

but! you are so right about this song too. ghost hears it and thinks?? who tf is stalking me. too close for comfort (that, and the genre is uncomfortably related to that of ghost’s dad’s band once upon a time).

and as for my music taste?? probably 90s rock for the most part tbh. or grunge/punk, that sort of thing. so deftones is for sure on my radar haha

[ellecdc]

oh no omg babes i am the anon who asked about hockey i would never block you!!! firstly, i think its really cool (way cooler than me and my hockey habits, but if that's what i get for being only HALf canadian and not having as extensive of a hockey culture in the states :() that you keep up with the non nhl teams, i know usually its more personal and more fun to cheer for the more local teams, and also those dudes literally shred harder than the nhl sometimes! genuinely jealous of u there! also i literally don't have any legs to stand on in terms of nhl elitism (and also as a canadian, my entire canadian family is from alberta so 🙃). my teams are the sharks (literally foul) and the oilers. also you definitely are more plugged into hockey than i am babes i am very casual and random with my watching/supporting. for the lack of response, i just haven't been on tumblr as much this week (and i have adhd, which is mostly to blame) so i completely forgot i sent u an ask! also this ask has literally taken me several hours to draft so like, embarrassing on my end in terms of timeliness. you are valid and cool for cheering on the leafs (go leafs!!), but you are also much more than whatever sports team you like, i follow you because you are literally a wonderfully amazing person full of kindness and insane talent, and beyond the fact that i have literally nothing against the leafs. i am literally in love with u so i think the only thing that would make me block you is if you turned out to be a secret mass murderer or something (which seems highly unlikely so we are good there). i'm truly sorry if my lack of response made you feel uncomfortable or sad about sharing something about yourself, that was genuinely the exact opposite of the intended effect. because i enjoy reading both your stories and replies so much, and also value you as a person so much, i wanted to know more about you and other things you like! and i am really grateful and thankful that you did share about your hockey likes, and also grateful you continue to be so open with us. you have singlehandedly made me the most involved in a fandom community that i have ever been because you have created such a wonderful and welcoming atmosphere on your blog. so again sorry, and thank you for being so freaking cool. OMG i almost forgot about the hockey headcannon thing, as soon as i sent that last ask i was like why didn't i say anything about james and sirius they would absolutely gobble hockey right tf up. mayhaps it would be a bonding/truce between them and barty lol. ig the barty brainrot got to me too much (that fucking smut rattles around my skull so much you'd think i have rattlesnakes living in it. i refuse to believe you have never written smut before the remus fic. you're simply lying). anyways, sorry this is so long, but tldr is that i love you and you are amazing and you could never do anything wrong 🩷🩷🩷

omgomg omg ok I'm gonna respond to this in bullet points:

I was totally taking the piss im ngl; I didn't think you actually blocked me or assume that you were hating on me! I'm sorry hahaha I was making fun of myself really like "typical....cant even make friends properly because I have shit taste in hockey teams" 🤣

oof Alberta - thoughts and prayers my girl (gender neutral), Alberta is Canada's Florida

it's too bad about the oilers too because they have some really great players? but they suck just as hard Toronto, such a shame

"i follow you because you are literally a wonderfully amazing person full of kindness and insane talent, and beyond the fact that i have literally nothing against the leafs. i am literally in love with u so i think the only thing that would make me block you is if you turned out to be a secret mass murderer or something" ok so......what are we? 🥹🫣🤭😘 jk but you're literally so sweet; I'm sorry I made you feel like I was made/upset/offended or, worse, displeased with you cuz I'm soooooooo not and you don't owe me anything - least of all your time or effort in sending me messages 😭 -> also definitely not a mass murderer; far too lazy and don't like the mess, also, I'd likely break a nail - no thanks.

no apologies necessary at all babes, I'm a yapper and loved talking to everyone about it too and was just running my damn mouth

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo love you literally so much, thanks for being here and also for taking so much time to write to me; it's greatly appreciated <3

[screechingchaospotato]

Hey bitch 🦷anon here.

Question:

Why do you hate me? I asked you a simple question and you seemed so mean to me.

Anywho, what's the best way to cook a steak?

-🦷anony

who tf likes skibidi rizz :skull:

and to answer your question, probably the best way to cook a steak is with heat.

[erensonly]

Legit I'm the best anon for random thoughts. I always send them to other people bc like I don't have any mutual COD friends so I think of them and they burn a hole in my skull and I need to share them, then the people I share them with are like "dude who tf is this anon, leave me alone"

well you are welcome to share all your skull burning thoughts with me!! and we can be mutuals if you’d like