#thank you for the food <3

[frogchiro]

Eremite harem sounds delicious ngl 😫 Even more so with ferility goddess reader… (this is long, hope u don’t mind <3)

So, worshiping gods come almost always with different kinda of rites and rituals. Now I can imagine spring being something that the followers of the ferility goddess treat as a holy period of time. The reason being that it’s the tile of the year, when their goddess is the most fertile, so much so that it’s not unusual for twins or even triplets to ne born.

And what would be a better way to celebrate the season of new life, than breeding their goddess day and night, until she is nice, round and heavy with their brood.

That’s how you got here, in between six eremites who were given the honor of getting you pregnant with new strong firghters.

Behind you, was the sharpest and quickest Clearwater that Sumeru had seen in decades. And while she sadly couldn’t pump you full of cum, that didn’t mean she couldn’t help with getting you aroused. That’s why she was massaging your already tender breasts, alternating from soft and deep movements, to quick and rough ones.

Meanwhile your strongest Stone Enchanter bounding into you relentlesly from the front. His strong arms were wrapped tightly around you, and his thick and veiny grith was dragging right against your sweet spot with each thrust in and out.

Sooner rather than later, you started to feel your climax getting closer and closer. And with the fondling of your chest, and the thrusts that just got faster and faster, you could just feel how your eyes rolled back in pleasure. And your build up finally came to an end, when the Stone Enchanter came inside of you, and bit your collarbone hard.

And the three of you just stayed there for a while. You and Stone Enchanter catching your breaths, while the Clearwater pressed kisses all over your already sore shoulders and behind your neck, while simultaneously rubbing your full tummy and sides.

But before you could even recover from your first round, the two eremites whom just pleasured you, were pushed aside and replaced by a new duo.

In front of you sat a Galehunter general, who immidietly dived between you spread legs. She started to suck on your small bundle of nerves, while also labia with her fingers. And just a moments later, a pair of strong hands , that you instantly recognized to belong to Daythunder, picked you up a bit, and swiftly showed your leaking cunt down to a new cock.

The new grith took some time to adjust to, and the constant stimulation to your clit wasn’t helping at all. An while the groth inside you wasn’t as thick as the last one had been, it was long and had a bit of curve to it. It sat right against your crevix, and you waited with anticipation and dread, how it would soon be slamming against it.

And just that happened, the Daythunder behind you showed no mercy, as he secured a thight grip on your thighs, and started to fuck you deep and hard. And the Galehunter kept up with the pace, and licked long strokes from your clit, to your cunt that was being filled to brim. Her coarse hands would also press against the fat of your stomach, enhancing the pleasure that the Daythunder’s long lenght gave you.

And once again you reached your high. And once again a new pair of hands grabbed your waist and pushed you down another dick, while another pair of hands massaged you whenever wherever. By the end of the week, you’d been fucked and breeded in every corner of your tent, and in every position imaginable. You had have cock up your cunt and ass, and down your throat, you had given lovebites to your eremites, and they had all made sure to make sure that you were covered in reminders of them.

And now, you just laid there, on your soft silks and thick furs, just so used up and sore, but also content. Because you knew for a fact, that a new brood would be welcomed rather soon to your beloved eremites, and that thought made you happier than ever <3

N-nonnie this...this is gold ♡

f!reader, reader is reffered to as a goddess, breeding, smut with a dash of fluffiness <3

The original idea of fertililty goddess!reader belongs to @seakicker /juju, i'm only borrowing her concept ^.^

Yes, i agree that the rituals in honor of the fertility archon would be in spring; after a long dead winter comes the green spring, full of new life and hopefully bountiful hunts and harvest. The people of the desert hadn't had it the easiest since, well, it's the desert so people from there, especially nomads like the eremites want to give you a fitting tribute in hopes that you will grace them with strength and good hunts.

And you do of course! You loved every single one of your worshippers, but the eremite became your favorites after the unfortunate passing of your former lover, the Crimson King, so you decided that after his death you should be the one to take care of his beloved people in his stead and so you were here.

You spend much time with them in your human form al they loved you so so much for it♡ their goddess came to them after all, the banished ones that everyone looks down upon, see nothing more than savage bandits and yet here you are, gracing them with your beauty and benevolence. Every hunt is successful and they celebrate it by organizing a big fire where they laugh, drink and eat, your chosen harem of the best and strongest warriors clinging close to you and feeding you the best cuts of meat.

And a absolute must-have is the spring ritual of fertility in your honor! You and your chosen harem set out towards a further location from the usual camping place, something like a small oasis in the desert where you set up a big tent and the ritual can begin~

By the end of the week, both you and your lovers are exhausted and positively wrecked; everyone in laying naked and tired but sated and happy among dozens of silken pillows and blankets, eating and laughing and exchanging quiet words and gestures of affection with each other with your belly full and warm with their seed, a strong arm from the Daythunder male wrapped aeound your full hips and his rough hand caressing your tummy and you know already that there are multiple new bright lights coming to life inside your womb.

Yeah, you couldn't be happier♡

[yrsonpurpose]

guildford ± being a doting husband

[daily-dragon-drawing]

AAAAA I just want to thank you so much for these drawings. I've always really wanted to learn chinese (I speak cantonese) and this has become a really great talking point for me and my mum. So thank you! You really make my day with these drawings. And I'm learning little bits of chinese along with it.

Could you do an egg tart dragon?

#137 - 蛋塔 (dàn tǎ / egg tart) - Made me hungry to draw them…🤤🥧✨

[krazieka2]

Here's a big old Fire Emblem Search & Find I did for the FE3H Masquerade Zine! Find the Golden Deer, but see if you can't find the rest of the students as well! For the ultimate challenge, see if you can't name every character! (Disclaimer two characters are NPCs with no names)

[kimtaegis]

three superheroes, anpanman! for @sopekooks ♡

cr. jung-koook

[lee-minhoe]

tanktop lino for @skzfaker 💞🎁

[themisterhip]

I'm still down bad for him, that'll never change.

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024):  ↘ D-DAY | HAPPY BIRTHDAY HWANG HYUNJIN❣️

[inkly-heart]

Hi! I hope you don't mind answering this question but seeing the animals in the BC world made me wonder, do Hueväris eat them too? (I love the designs so much by the way! 😍💕✨)

Like some of them, not all. Like how humans eat cows, pigs, lamb meat, fish etc. It's just me curious about it~ If so, is this considered like a "monster cuisine" (definitely not referencing Dungeon Meshi)

Thank you and have a nice day! 💕✨

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[dekariosclan]

Tav and husband Tav are milling around the shops. Tav sees something that they want but needs assistance from a sales rep. Unfortunately, the sales rep is a gum-chewing, dead eyed teenager who is rude AF and absolutely gives no shits about their job (you know the type). Sales rep ignores Tav twice before sassing them and being generally unhelpful.

How would husband Gale respond?

*Gale, angrily leaning over the order counter at the Baldur’s Gate McDonald’s, finger raised, nostrils flared*

Gale: Young man! Look here! (gestures at the sad excuse for a burger sitting on the counter in front of them) I’ll have you know we’ve dined on fish heads AND stale bread that far surpasses the utter slop my beloved has been served today—which, I might add, happened not once, not twice, but thrice—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs* What’s wrong with it?

Gale: Well! As my dearest has politely tried to inform you already: Cold meat; wet bread; extra mayonnaise when we CLEARLY asked for none, and, to add insult to injury, the most unappetizing topping of them all: TWO body hairs of very questionable origin—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs again* So?

Gale: ‘So??’ (gestures furiously at Ronald McDonald poster on wall) How befitting that your patron is a clown, because this entire establishment is rife with clownery—

Tav *hiding a smile*: Love, it’s okay! We’ll go somewhere else.

Gale *indignantly, over his shoulder as Tav leads him out the door*: And you can tell Sir Ronald or Lord McDonald or whatever his moniker is that he has lost our good will, and henceforth we shall ONLY be dining at the Burger Monarch down the road—

Tav: (whispers into Gale’s ear)

Gale: At the BURGER KING down the road—

[suusoh]

would be funny, if Nina had a gf, and due to Johan's tendency to see him and nina as the same, he'd drop by casually, disguised or not, while nina is away. What's wrong? Nina is him and he's Nina! There's no complications with kissing him! You're basically kissing his sister! (Eaten ask)

your brain anon...........like EXACTLY. exactly. God this is sooo hot and weird which is johan's brand. He is karl marxing the fuck out of his sister's girlfriend. What do you mean "meet my girlfriend"? You mean meet OUR girlfriend. right? (tw: nonconsensual kissing, yandere)

Could you imagine bidding your girlfriend, Nina, goodbye after she spent the whole evening at your place? You whine and beg her to stay longer, clinging onto her, but she rolls her eyes playfully and insists she has to go.

She gives you a loving parting kiss on your lips, then plants even more– on your nose, cheeks, and finally your forehead– before she reluctantly pulls away. Any more, she jests, and she won’t be able to leave.

"You know I hate leaving you like this," she laughs softly. "But don't worry, I'll make up for today once my exams are over. Okay?"

She gives you one last final kiss before finally leaving, waving at you as she walks down the street.

You sigh and close the door, already missing her.

You really love Nina, but sometimes it feels like she doesn’t have much time for you. You understand she has her exams, a part-time job, and aikido training, which doesn’t really leave much left for you. Still, you can’t help but feel a bit greedy, wishing she’d at least dedicate a part of her to you. You're her girlfriend, after all.

You sigh one last time. No use.

She’s already spread too thin, and you know if you tell her your concern, she’ll worry and try to double her efforts to make time for you. No way in hell are you going to give her any more stress in her life. Although today was just half a day together, you're grateful. Even if it left you unbelievably craving, aching for more…

You hear a soft knock on your door. Is it Nina? Did she forget something? Oh, your prayers have been answered. You just wanted one more second with her. You open the door immediately, an excited smile on your face.

"What did you forget this ti-"

"Missing me already?"

You freeze, standing dumbfounded. In front of you is not, in fact, your girlfriend, but a tall, blonde man smiling softly at you.

"I'm… I'm sorry. I don't— Do I know you?" you ask, trying to stay cool. He must have the wrong house to ask something like that so proudly. You’ve never met him before.

His smile doesn’t falter at your question. He continues looking at you, his eye contact unwavering.

"You do." he answers, calmly leaving no explanation, still smiling softly.

You’re getting nervous. He keeps staring and smiling at you. You try to get a good look at him. Is he a mutual friend? An old classmate? A person you pissed off once? You’re at a blank. Though… the more you look at him, the more you notice how similar he looks to… to your… what the hell.

Why does he... look... a bit like Nina?

No. You chalk it off. He just has blonde hair and blue eyes, and the fact you’re missing your girlfriend terribly doesn’t help. But even then, their facial features strike a matching resemblance. It’s a bit uncanny.

You let out a nervous laugh and smile sheepishly at him. "Look, I’m really racking my brain here. Have we met before? I’m really sorry if I can’t recall…"

You give him his cue to introduce himself, to remind you who he is, to be offended at you forgetting—anything! He’s just standing there, staring down with that same smile. Your eyes dart around, seeing if this is a prank. A small uneasy pit forms in your stomach.

A beat passes by. You still wait for his reply.

You can't help but start feeling creeped out. Stupid. Always ask who’s there before opening the door. Just ask him what he wants with you and get it out of the way.

"Hey uh, I-"

He kisses you, his lips softly crashing against yours, hands gently cradling the back of your neck. He’s not forceful, but his hold is steady. You squirm and try to break free, but he quickly shushes you and holds you closer, entrapping your lips in another long kiss.

You think of quickly think of biting him, but he gently pulls away right before you can go through with the thought. His hands come up to tenderly cup your face, his thumb softly brushing against your cheek as he looks at you.

Your vision begins to blur from your tears, your legs wobbling from the fear of the situation.

"I don't know you!" you practically scream out. Your desperation kicks in as you continue to panic. "P-Please. please. please. I'm sorry. I don't know you. I don't… I don't… please… I-."

You cry softly, pleading with him. He just continues cradling your face in his hands, looking at you with that godawful eerie smile. He leans back in, slowly murmuring,

"Shh…"

He continues peppering kisses all over your wet cheeks. "You do know me," he whispers, kissing your nose. "And you know I need to make it up to you," he says, kissing your forehead. He hums softly and leaves another final chaste kiss on your lips.

"And you know I hate leaving you like this."

[roblogging]

i've spent a lot of the past 24 hours talking to various trans people in the fandom that reposted or dmed me about this video and i'm gonna yap here under the cut about it.

(i'm not a spokesperson for trans people obviously, and i don't mean to lead these discussions. i know i've had a lot of them recently but yeah it's been rough, i just thought this was interesting to share and can hopefully share a lil of how people are feeling.)

i've always assumed that the hate that i've received on my account was because of me? i post videos talking about discourses, i'm open about ships i like that are generally hated, etc etc, i've just assumed it was a me thing.

but then when people are mad about those things, it more often than not comes to slurs. it's come to people debating my identity, questioning how much of a man i am when i wear makeup, posting me on reddit pages, throwing the words tranny and "she-man" around farrr too much, and i thought "isn't it heartbreaking that this is their first thought?"

so it gradually became less about me as an individual, and instead my identity. and just that these people are mean.

and i made that video from the perspective of someone who's already upset. who's had a lot of stuff like this happen and is Sad about it.

but i've spoken to 47 trans people that reached out to me themselves about this, and have so many more requests to get through, and not one has said that they feel safe and comfortable in this space. not a single one.

so i thought i'd share some of the things that were said (with permission and anonymously) because i think it's quite interesting to see what the issues are:

the MOST mentions goes toooo: the discourse about male characters - namely sirius - wearing makeup and the way gender norms become the forefront of this - makes them feel as though people dislike "unconventional trans people" as one person put it.

alongside this, the hate for trans characters - namely regulus - and how people get very mad about it "reinforcing heterosexuality" - do not feel recognised as the gender they are, feel as though people are viewing trans people as "fake men or women" - quote.

discourses surrounding height, hair, 'gender presentations' etc - brought up by a lot of people and they recognised that this is coming from a good place (not reinforcing heterosexuality) but feel as though the amount of focus put on it is disproportionate to the presence of it. copy and pasted quote: "I'm a 5 foot 2 trans man and feel like less of a man because of it"

profitting jkr: (obviously, because that's what the video was about) i want to add that nearly everyone said that they understand the desire to, and were receptive of the fact you don't know what goes on behind the scenes re: donating elsewhere etc, but said that they've felt less safe since the surge of posts about the reboot.

guilt. which makes me glad that i posted about that here a few days ago because i felt alone in this. a lot of the people i spoke to feel guilty for being here, and feel as though they can't claim that this fandom is inclusive anymore.

comment sections: brought up by a handful of people who said that not enough people delete horrible comments on posts - one said "even if they argue against them it just feels worse than deleting it", another said "obvs i can't ask people to delete them on their own account but it does suck that they dont think to" - every person that brought up comment sections said that they tend not to look at them now which makes them feel like an outsider in the fandom.

cosplays: brought up by four people and feels relevant to above points about "gender presentation" - said that unless you're cosplaying sirius, they nearly always have to delete comments saying something along the lines of "xyz wouldn't wear makeup". all of them said that they just feel nice in it and never meant it in a bad way.

scared to be loud: scared to post, especially with face. a few acknowledged that they are scared to do so anyway, but worry about it in this space as well. bolded this one because it makes me so sad, but having been put on reddit pages for saying pete was their friend, i get it.

and the final point, a copy and pasted line: "i dont want to be represented when it suits them and i don't want to be a box they tick when adding diversity to a fic and then cry in comments. i dont want performative support"

ALSO ADDING HERE:

nearly everyone (bar 7 people) that reached out to me acknowledged that this is a minority, and not the majority. they were very clear that it isn't their whole experience, but is an issue regardless. a lot of focus was put on curating your own space and finding people who do support you, but algorithms don't always make that possible, and it's difficult seeing it happen even if they don't interact.

which is,,, yeah. that's the crux of it really. most of the time it's fine and it's lovely and things like this don't happen, but they still do, and how do you feel like you can engage when you don't know what side it will get on?

which,,, sucks. because there's not really anything anyone can do then. it's just screaming into a void and hoping that you don't end up on the wrong sides.

but anyway, i thought it was interesting. especially the comment sections and the headcanon discourse - which truly, i see less of on tumblr anyway but for all of the above reasons, don't fancy discussing this on tiktok right now which is the epicentre of it.

but yeah. food for thought perchance, and some very good discussions !! thank you to anyone that messaged me and allowed me to write this, you're not screaming into a void with me 🫶🏻

[gale-dekarios]

hc that gale is into the thrill of possibly getting caught fucking in public :)

oh how delicious.

gale would be absolutely mortified if you two ever were caught, but he just wouldnt be able to help it.

it could be anything. the sun could hit you just right, or the wind blows your perfume in his direction, or maybe youre just in his general vicinity, but it's a 50/50 (more like an 80/20) that his resolve can hold long enough to not drag you down an alleyway, or his fingers tracing down a little bit too low to be strictly polite, or, hell, burning a spell slot to cast darkness in a corner.

he'd be so nervous. his eyes would flit away at every sound and youd be able to see the bump in his throat bob when you pay special attention to his neck (which you absolutely should if you want to drive him mental). but gods he is so into it. so fucking into it. so into fucking you.

the idea that he can tank his reputation in waterdeep even more than he already has shouldnt make him this hard, but when you look the way you do, when you smell the way you do, when you act the way you do, he's hardly going to pass up the chance to have his fingers threaded through your hair, pressed up against the nearest convenient surface, as entangled with you as he can be, inside you as far as he can go, or as far as you can go inside him, who cares? he's a man that's only ever been left wanting, and now he'll be damned if he passes up on what he needs.

[abyssal-glory]

vector portrait for digital imaging class of RGB!! hey go read The Property of Hate if you haven’t already btw it’s an amazing comic by @modmad that i’ve been hotglued to since my junior year of high school.

big thank you to mod for giving their permission/blessing to wrestle with this horrible tv bastard in adobe illustrator for the express purpose of shilling him and this comic to my unsuspecting class <3

(edit: god okay pls click for fullscreen. hogy shit)

[rakiah]

What a thrilling dynamic (*⁰▿⁰*)

[somegrumpynerd]

okay, so, I thought of something.

So a pre-truce AU. The bad sanses do bad and the stars fight them blah blah blah-

But also, they have lives outside of that lol

So, one time a person spots nightmare at the grocery store, and calls the stars

And Dream shows up, "Whats wrong!?" And hes all panicked, sees Nightmare, shopping, and turns to the person and he's like "Wtf? Let the man shop"

The person is like "HES WANTED IN EVERY AU-"

And dream just like, rolls his eyes, apologized to nm, and leaves. And Nightmare brings home those ice cream sandwiches he wanted cross to try-

Asjlfdhfjhsvf LET THE MAN SHOP IN PEACE HE HAS 4 KIDS TO FEED

This is so funny, he can't send the boys because they cannot stick to a shopping list so he has to do it himself and he hates it. He's just standing in the frozen aisle looking for the potato smiley faces that they all like when he hears a very panicked and not very hushed phone call taking place. And he just sighs because it's every time. By the time Dream arrives he's in the cereal aisle and Dream just kinda sidles up next to him awkwardly and tries to make conversation.

"So... it's happened again, hm?" "It always does." "...There's an offer on taco shells, Ink told me Cross likes those" "We don't have to do this."

Dream is wondering if he needs to have some kind of PSA on when it's appropriate to call them. Not only because it's still awkward seeing his brother in normal circumstances pre-truce, but also Blue was showing him a videos game :c

Also I'm just picturing people seeing him at Ccino's and asking all amazed like "how did you get Nightmare to agree to behave and not start anything??" and Ccino's like "I don't think I ever told him, he just shows up and reads in the corner and leaves. Sometimes he brings his kids"