#thanks for lookin at my silly lil guys

[milky-waayy]

I made some matching astarion and gale pfps for me and my partner and figured yall might enjoy thems <3

cat boy sunday fr

no edit alts:

and some camp clothes alts:

licherly me fr :3

[leonenjoyer69]

ELIAS WRIGHT MASTERLIST:

This is gonna be a mostly comprehensive collection of (basically) everything posted on Elias, from lore and fics to my art, as well as other people's art :3 Also gonna have other characters from the Lanyon Takes the Potion AU in general, like Mind Jekyll :3

THE ELIAS AND HARRY APPRECIATION DISCORD SERVER

ELIAS AND HYDE DTIYS - NO TIME LIMIT

MY ART:

MINDSCAPE OUTFIT REF SHEET

-----(AND UNCOLORED VERSION)

NORMAL OUTFIT REF SHEET (AND SOME DOODLES

------(ORIGINAL NON-COLORPICKABLE VERSION)

MIND JEKYLL REF SHEET

MIND JEKYLL AND ELIAS DANCING

DOODLE DUMP (MODERN ELIAS)

DOODLE DUMP (WET CAT LOOKIN MF, SUGGESTIVE UNDE CUT)

RULER OF EVERYTHING

THE WORLD IS UGLY (FLUSTERED HYDE HEHE)

(SUGGESTIVE?) OPEN SHIRT

(SUGGESTIVE) UM.. OPEN SHIRT?

HAIR TIED BACK WITH HAT

DOODLE DUMP (WITH HARRY)

TRANSFORMATION SCENE

ELIAS BOTHERING LANYON

---ugly era (I'm sorry buddy </3)---

(OLD) ORIGINAL REFERENCE

(OLD) HAND HOLDING

(OLD) KISS

(OLD) SIDE PROFILES

(OLD) DIGITAL :[

(OLD) COLORS ARE HARD

(OLD) LEANING ON TABLE

(OLD) LEANING ON TABLE, AGAIN

(OLD) TINY DOODLES

LORE/ASK ANSWERS:

BALLROOM POEM

FACIAL DIFFERENCES W/ LANYON

MINDSCAPE, MIND JEKYLL

MINDSCAPE

HARRY AND ELIAS HCS (WITH HEIGHT CHART)

HOW WOULD HARRY AND ELIAS INTERACT?

ANGSTY HCS

ELIAS WITH THE LODGERS

AU RAMBLINGS

MORE RAMBLINGS/HCS

FRECKLES?

---silly ones---

HE WAS A FIREFLY FAIRY

ELIAS WRONG

COFFEE BEANS

FIREFLY

MIND ELIAS MEMES

VOICE HC

WHAT CANDIES EVERYONE WOULD LIKE

EXTRA THINGS IDK HOW TO CATEGORIZE:

PLAYLIST

ACCIDENTALLY GASLIGHTING THE FANDOM TO BELIEVE HE'S REAL

FAN ART:

(some of these are currently empty bc the art hasn't been posted, and may not be, but all these wonderful people HAVE drawn things and shared them with me so they're getting credit, god dammit, THANK YOU ALL SM IT LITERALLY MEANS THE WORLD TO ME :D (if any of you wanna be removed tho just tell me :3))

@mx-hyperfixation

----DTIYS ENTRY

[ISA] @henryjekyllsreppressedsexuality

----MEMES HEHE

[MINT] @dustmint

----SILLY MEMES AND DOODLES

[PHANTOM] @phantom-dancing

----LIL MINDSCAPE GUY

[KAT] @kayatoastkkat

----MINDSCAPE BOI :3

[FIGHTER] @yourfavouritefighter

----MINDSCAPE POCKETWATCH BOY

----MENTAL HOPITAL :(

[ARSIE] @arsieu

----SITTING GAYLY

[PYRO] Pyrofoxpro309 on Instagram

[CAS] @saltypuppygentlemen

----DTIYS ENTRY :D

[ACE] @ace0frankie

[ALEX] @opossumking69 (I saw that Elias WIP on your story..)

[CLOVER] @cloverhasabomb

----MINDSCAPE BOI IS LOST

[TONEJO] @tonejo4ever

[NECROMANCER] @n3cr0m-nc3r

----LIFE OR BATH FOR EDWARD

----ELIAS AND JEANETTE

[NYX] @nightgalaxy24

----GOUACHE

----CREATURES

[MAGICALMO] @magicalmo

----MMM, COOKIE

IF I MISSED ANYONE THAT MADE FAN ART, PLZ TELL ME

FICS:

A LITTLE IDENTITY NEVER HURT NOBODY (MAIN FIC)

Masterlist last updated: 6/26/24

[markscherz]

Hi!! Hello! Dane here. I have a question that might be really dumb and silly- but basically the area I live in, at least when I was a kid (it’s been a while since I’ve gone lookin’) has a lot of firben (not sure which kind sorry) who are all-black? I’m aware that melanistic reptiles and amphibians aren’t that rare but I always wondered what this specific species of firben was. But since they were all all-black I could never figure it out!

All I can tell is I live near a pond with tall vegetation, far from other large water sources, and the lil guys were 4-8cm long?

Oh and it’s in Jylland!! Do you have any good places for looking up these little fellas? I’m sure they were just a really common type of firben that had a bit of a limited gene pool and for some reason black was advantageous in the little pond, but I vaguely remember the texture of their skin and such and it’s been buggin me for YEARS! So if you have anything to help me end my search: thank you 😭

Hej! This is probably a population of melanistic Zootoca vivipara, given the habitat you describe This might indeed have been a coincidence caused by population drift in a small population. It wouldn't even need to be beneficial, just not actively detrimental.

[kalitheinksimp]

YIPPEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND AND BOYFRIEND INK!!!!!!

Another year spent of me loving this silly little skeleton guy that exists on the internet and my brain that makes people around me question my sanity!!! Honestly, i don't regret it one bit~

Here's a tiny doodle I drew for celebration~!

This is what reading manga does to my art style lmao-

Ahem- a lil Cringe-Emo-Lookin-Self-Indulgent-Emotionally-Vulnerable-Sappy art and personal stuff below the cut, uh.. also a bit of content warning, proceed only if you feel comfortable

Here's to another year with someone who quite literally brought colour to my life

Someone i could depend on, and be myself with

Someone who let me improve myself and my art

Someone who showed me I had potential, that it wasn't worth giving up

Someone i held onto when times were worst, when there was noone else to save me

Someone...who I loved more than myself. Who taught me to love myself too.

I am forever grateful for his existence. To others he might be just a character, just another drawing on a screen, but his existence has affected me alot. I can never feel the happiness i have gotten due to having him by my side, even if in imagination, from anything else.

He's who taught me true love. I would not be here without him.

Thank you, and Happy Birthday, my most beloved Ink ♡

[pontiussy]

JACKASS BF HEADCANNONS!!!

warnings: none, sfw <3

I’ve had these in the drafts for so long but my twitter moot mentioned hcs which inspired me to post these, enjoy!

Chris

goofy ahh

you guys r always giggling about dumb shit

annoying everyone bc you guys do NOT SHUT UP AROUND EACHOTHER ur so giggly all the time

he doesn't care:)

WILL PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU SHSJKSKS

even if he's just messing around you love listening to him

he loves how excited you get when he plays for you, his smile is so cute AAAA <33

late night walks

tackle hugs !!

squeezes you to death and does the lil spinny thing when hugging

always followed by forehead kissies

pinches ur cheeks n shit

just the gigglest relationship ever

he just always smiles around you :)) he can't help it

lets you play with his hair

he loves it

you brush it for him, and braid it sometimes

he is so thankful and makes sure to tell you how pretty his hair looks now

not that it needed your help at ALL

always cuddlin

you love watching him do bits

and he loves having you on set

never seen a man so proud of his s.o. being there to witness his boys do silly things to his ding ding

he comes over to you after every one to see if you thought it was funny or not

just like this :D

assuring him that you did think it was funny

calling him party boy affectionately

and calling him chrissy :))

he calls you 'y/n bug' :"")

also has silly nicknames for you for sure based on inside jokes

would still think you are just as beautiful if you hadn't showered in a month and were wearing a garabge bag

this is so specific but I just picture him to make a lil flower crown for you :")

Bam

known each other since you were kids

always hung out with him and the cky gang growing up

corny friends to lovers bullshit when you get older

being his personal nurse when he wipes out

acts like he hates it in front of the guys

loves it

obvi calling him bammy, bambi, bam bam

calling him brandon occasionally to piss him off

bam is a pouty whiny BITCH

he just wants ur attention!!

will not hesitate to grab your hand in public when someone flirts with you

ur his >:-( !!!

buys you jewelry, clothes, shit whatever ur lil heart desires

going to concerts together

money is not an object when it comes to making you happy

does not appreciate it when the guys mess with you on set

he gets very aggressive

"bam its okay it was funny pls calm down" "no its not okay these dickheads need to leave you alone!!!" all POUTYYY

wearing his clothes

he thinks you're so beautiful when you do and makes sure you know

doing his eyeliner

laying on his chest when you sleep, him scratching your head gently <3

rubs your back when you hug him

calls u "my girl" AAAA

matching tats ofc

matching outfits sometimes too

loves buying you new clothes for you to model for him

he just thinks you're so pretty <3

april and phil just love you

Johnny

he calls you so so many sweet names

I think it's his love language

doll, darlin', punkin, sweetheart, etc

"how was your day, doll?"

he's so flirty with you

he never stopped flirting with you even after you became official

king of romance

would take you to the rodeo or some shit

does that whistle thing when you enter a room lookin all dolled up

"now who's this pretty lil thing?"

loves getting you embarrassed by flirting with you in front of people

loves to hold your waist

prefers that you don't watch his really dangerous stunts, he doesn't want you to be scared :"(

he thinks you're beautiful no matter what, but cannot deny that he LOVES when you wear his favorite dress and do your hair really nice

"you know just what to do to drive a man wild, darlin'"

you love wearing his pink jackass cardigan

I feel like he would really enjoy you wearing red lipstick so he can mess it up later

SITTING IN HIS LAP

in front of the guys too he doesn't give a fuck

he babies you a lot

you are his whole world

singing songs together in the car !!

Ryan

simply the sweetest bf ever

arm around you always

"hun" :")

so many forehead kisses

both of u being adopted by april

I just feel like he'd be very comforting, and the best to have deep, late night convos with

will never judge you for anything (make jokes? oh definitely. never judgemental tho)

cuddly asf

would affectionately do that head rub hair messing up thing?? (there's a word for that i just can't think of it)

always there to calm you when you’re stressed or scared, in any way you need

“shh it’s ok I’m here” “I’m not going anywhere hun” and hugs and forehead kisses and shit awwwww

loves hugs

he’s such a gentle lover, I don’t know how else to put it. He’s just so sweet and caring and soft n shit

he would do anything to put a smile on your face

if one of the guys tried to mess with you? he will punch the shit out of them seriously

you are ry’s world ok!!!!

you and him are absolutely best friends

never the arguing type. if there’s a problem you’re gonna sit down and talk about it. he’s an amazing listener and always understands your side of things. of course lots of huggin and cuddlin after the fact :)

he babies the shit out of you

I picture him to always bring you little gifts/trinkets to show his love. like if he was filming out of town he’d bring you back something cool he found at a thrift store or gift shop, or maybe a cool rock he found on the side of the road.

i also picture him to wanna buy you cute stuff too like necklaces, but random cool items are a staple in this relationship!

always wearing his shirts

I picture him to kiss u a LOT. he’s leaving the room for a sec? gotta kiss that cheek. you’re watching a movie? soft kisses on the forehead. going on a walk? kisses your hand while holding it.

Steve-O

calls u babe

respectful king

shows you off at any opportunity

romantic asf

flower petals in your bedroom n shit type romantic

helping him with his elaborate bullshit ideas

partners in crime honestly

matching fits type cheesy

prank wars with eachother

thinks you are an angelic being and deserve the highest of respect and praise

adopting pets together :)) and being pet parents :))

going on trips and vacations together as often as possible!

I can’t even fathom how he would react if someone disrespected you oh god

it would be so ugly

they are absolutely destroyed

if you’re ever feeling insecure, he ain’t having that bullshit

worship!!!!!!

he’s gonna go on and on and on about how drop dead gorgeous and wonderful you are and kiss the shit out of you

you better not dare say anything negative about yourself in his presence, he will give you an ear full so fast

you are a god to him

he definitely buys you jewelry n shit

and cute lil outfits

and compliments the shit out of you in them obvi

“damnn baby you look so good in that”

HANDSY SO HANDSY

hands to yourself has no meaning to him (obviously unless you told him to stop! he’d never wanna make you uncomfy)

Dave

SO SO SWEET!

calls you things like “love” n “sweetheart”

squishes ur cheeks n shit

hugs from behind !!!!

corny ass dates like going to a diner and having a milkshake with two straws

you both baby eachother

comforting him after gnarly stunts

petting and kissing him

if you ever need comfort he will pet and kiss you too

always has an arm around you

loves being close to you!

he is such a kind and loving bf

would never ever want you to be sad and will do anything it takes to prevent it

ehren third wheeling on trips n shit

you have the best times together when it’s you 3! always giggling

but it’s even better when ehren leaves and it’s just the two of you, sharing sweet loving moments where nothing else matters, just you two together, in warm embrace :)

your chemistry is just so good, that it’s almost like you speak a foreign language sometimes to the other guys. no one gets eachother like you do, even if it may not make sense to others

I think he would love playing with your hair

and just holding you

and doing both at the same time actually

he is just the kindest ever and it’s always so considerate of you.

best listener. you could really rant to him for hours and he’s gonna give you his full undivided attention and comfort.

also great advice too I feel. I think all around he’d be amazing to talk to

never ever ever ever judgemental. ever

loves you to death !!!

Ehren

he is baby

you wear the pants in this relationship and that’s cool with him

I picture you two to have met on set. you had been costars for a while. while everyone was making ehren the butt of a joke, you just never participated. If ehren and dave weren’t partnering up for stunts, it was typically you and ehren. you made a great duo, being the underdogs of the jackass crew. you understood eachother and had a great bond. you eventually confessed your feelings to one another one night while you were hanging out at his place.

he was completely shocked

he thought you were far too beautiful and lovely and cool to want someone like him

you assure him he is acting silly

he was so giddy and smiley, and you could practically feel his butterflies secondhand when you leaned in to kiss him

been together ever since

like I said ehren is baby

little spoon energy

he worships the ground you walk on bc he thinks he doesn’t deserve you

you have to reassure him that you absolutely adore him

he loves holding your hand

I picture him to always smile at you the same way he did in the honeymoon phase forever

he’s all yours, he’s such a sucker for you

separation anxiety like a mf

you stay with a friend for a weekend and the second you come home he’s tackling you with hugs, he’s so excited to see you :)))

he would lay his head in your lap and have you scratch his head while watching movies on the couch

he thinks you are the most wonderful person on this planet and will never fail to remind you of how proud he is of you and all you’ve achieved

I picture him to write you little love notes n shit which are so thoughtful and meaningful but with cute little spelling mistakes sprinkled in (how do I spell gorjus headass)

takes anniversaries and v day and all that shit so seriously and WILL go all out

always your choice of food and activities on those days, he lives to please you

a little bit of a jealous type (maybe a lot a bit)

you’ll always reassure him though

sweetest baby ever I love him

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I have finally finished the first set of sixteen expression doodles/chat stickers! A thank you to @slugsjunk for indulging my nonsense and giving me characters to draw :3 This was fun for a lot of reasons, but a big one was that it gave me a reason to draw characters I never had before, which is always good for practice.

Here they are! :D (some of them I envisioned as having specific scenarios attached to them lol)

Ambulon: I imagine this was his expression when First Aid told him about jump-starting.

Swerve: he's nervous because he's not taken his visor off in front of anybody before, but don't worry, the person he's looking at thinks he's cute. (they're in my next set >:3)

You might notice he's missing his visor. @slugsjunk's sent an edit of a visorless Swerve to the "cursed-images" channel in our Discord server and then asked me to use him for one of the expressions. I deigned to make him a little less deeply upsetting.

Whirl: he's flirting with Cyclonus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cyclonus: oh shit he flirtin' bACK- (＃°Д°)

Getaway: I just wanted to make him cry. Is that so wrong? Kinda makes me angry how nice his highlights turned out.

Megatron: he just handed Minimus a poem he wrote about him and now he a lil nervous 👉👈

Thunderclash: (I already posted this one earlier) he's laughing at some silly joke Rodimus made because he's a himbo in love with his captain <3<3<3

He sparkle because that's the way @lush-specimen describes him in their fantastic fics :>

Rodimus: the opposite shot of the previous one; he's not happy about Thunderclash finding his joke funny. First the guy takes his quest, now he's like the only person who laughs at Roddy's jokes? This guy's GOTTA be hiding something! (spoiler alert: he's not, Thunderclash is just a massive dork :D)

Trailbreaker/Trailcutter: he angy >:(

Lyzack: Black Shadow cannot tell her and Leo apart nor does he care to, and she's getting tired of being called the wrong name. That man better be glad he's made out of ununtrium or he'd be dead metal.

I've never understood why she looks like a recolored Starscream in canon, nor am I particularly a fan of how blocky and unmoving Leozack's helm is, so I made my own design. Fight me.

Black Shadow: speak of the devil He's lookin' at Blue Bacchus and being hella gay for him :>

Blue Bacchus: he was not prepared to deal with a genuine Shady smile this early in the cycle. Please, Shadow, he's trying to fuel. Let the man drink his energon before you make him swoon.

Perceptor: he blushi blushi 'cause he watching Brainstorm do marginally safer science than usual. He is very proud that his constant nagging is paying off.

Dai Atlas: oop priestman with the big sword is not pleased. I wonder who's the cause...*looks at star saber*

Fulcrum: I bet Misfire took his drink or something. Or maybe he's just regretting that he didn't detonate and now he's stuck with these idiots.

Tarn: I choose to believe this is the face Tarn is always making behind his mask. *blep*

Reminder that I still have at least sixteen more of these still to complete; you are never safe. >:D

[rockintapper]

i say stuff about rh characters part 2two

becuase. teehee

the fir1st one, the t3hird one

rhds tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!readmore jumpscare

yuka: wair i already d

that frog doll from the tutorial: I give!

note: the jumperrrr

widget: oh its you. yknow your older brother /gn akai mono likes to piss people off sometimes /silly

conductor: jj rpcker questions why you dont move and im glad i can answer her with "he does in megamix"

chorus kids: hi elleon the screaming screamers. theyre ltierally so sikly. but Watch Out

robots (fillbots): the snall one reminds me of coxmo. yall know cozmo? the lil guy and he had cubs that he plays with. and you cn like. and he. cost 200 dolar. the snall rovoNow i feel nostalgic

pop singer (erina): shhehehjdubdmyedrjguexrguderjugdexkvguuggxrwguvvjgkzhdvjgwxd

monkey (fan club): boy stop staring at me your judgemental ass lyour fuckin We're the best fanclSHUT yo stupid ass up fuckin banana lookin headasss i suppose you should jump off a cli

paddler: scare the shit out of me /half sily

blastronaut and shoot-'em-up radio lady: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

inturders: l + ratio + get blasted

captain blue bird: when i heard this lil shit go "STRETCH OUT YOUR NECK" the firsttime i was like WA IT THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHIGNG,,, WHHWHAHAYTFAFYA

the blue birds: ok actually. the enitre minigame takes me all the way back to the we are number one rh remix imm so df. s SADDACGFHEVVHG /POS

moai kids: doo-womp womp

moai bird: wait i though you were called seagullx

love lizards: Wonderful cnaracters, HHHHHHORIBBLE minigame. that is all. unles you uh. i mean. listen. leans c,oser to you. what if you flicked for each shake.

stomp farI HHEHDHHHHHJBJFXHEHBSDXJHB. GRABS HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM IT WAS OOONNNEEE MOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEE OOOOONENEEEEEE MOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE

oh god the vegetables again: ok!

moles: pats your head. i know. hes very mean to you guys. i mean. like. i misse dlike One of oyu and stomp farmer gave me A GOD FORSAKEN ok. i know its not his fault its the games. judgement system. but the way he

tj snapper: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

tj snapper's girlfriend: me and the goofy guy i pulled by being autistic

the dazzles: stop staring at me im trting my best,,

munchy monk: i call him munchy in my head. he smiles SOOO WIDE in the battle of the bands audience hes so goofy i lov

dj yellow: SCRATCHO

dj blue: i. the lips. the lips. what have the done to you. its gonna be okay. i sure as hell am not drawing you with those big ass lips. hily s

taiko rally squad: DON DOKODOKODON DOKODOKODON kinda unfair how in the try again and ok screens this guy Loses. but in the superb screen BOTH SIDES WIN. PARTICIPATION TROPHY-ASS SHIT

research scientists of love lab: bi4bi. and if youre willing, bi4bi4bi.

the three synchrettes: alley-oop!

dolphins: oh cool dolphins :)

ecto: omg hiiiii helloo litle guyyy i wuv youuu ^_^ kises your snall tiny forehead

booboo: FUCK you FUCK you FUCK you FU

spooky: honestly? i fw him

dog ninja: i wanna cook soup wjf youbyoure soawesome and cool and i lpve you hii doggyyy hi dogy. dohyynkkgunnbuyrctib

mister eagle: thanks for telling me to cut the fruits. i was gonna do that anyway but like. shoutout to you man. props

the frogettes: jj rocker really likes you huh. cant get enough young love rock and roll even

space kicker: hi radar AAGHHHH THE SPACE!!! KI IEKR AAHH ITS HIM INAHIUIBSSYSBIYFIBYDS /VPOS

stepswitcher: love these thangs. i have several of my own thangs. the one i (mc) adore most is the purple thang. his name is mo

JJ ROCLEKEKRKMJ &*;*;&;&$-$×<;^<^<^$ UBGDEBGSCXUGBUSDXGBBHG my eif ei lvoe her so so sp sososososoos muuch foreverrr aheehee giggle. kicks my feet twirls my hair. i think i hauve covid

STUDENT ROKCKONOUCRFUIBCFEJHBGCERBGUSXD MY CHILD HE HAS EVERY DISEASE

airboarder: yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GO

seals: wait. whatd you do with the dolphins. where are they. say somethign . Where are thr DOLPH

smiling coin: do i know you

thr cnaract3rs from tunnel the endless game: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i gues. but like. do you really ned a cowbell to keep driving? i mean. just record yourself playing a cowbell and like play it on the radio. just do that. why am i holding a cowbell anc playing the cowbel for YOU. do it yourselfIs she even listening to. m

glass tappers: ths Glass Tappers J SWEWR EVERY TIME I READ THR WORD "TAPPERS"

the thing from rhythmove dungeon: youre. okay. i guess. i only played your endless game once. uh it 's fine. i mean.

clodhopper pickens: youre so full of glee,, id be happy too if my business card made music,,

slot monster: tjen scdrunkly. scdunkyl. scrunkly. sc

octo-pop: WAHAHHA THE. MSUIC SO FAST

beat machine: i barely messed around with this one. it's fine . wish the crowd wasnt so judgemental thogu

beatbag I dont know this one

kappa dj: ive seen you on davidmismol thumbnails and thats basically it lel

okaye wow owwowow owowowo WOWWOWWOW

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

|•♡•♡{Welcome pick your man!}♡•♡•|

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soulmate

{♡} personal

- soulmate au but make it hurt.

Morticia and Gomez

{♡} personal

- they are so them and I love it

cuddling

{♡} personal

- Mf just wants cuddles

Boo's bed

{♡} personal HC

- He needs Boo to sleep

Incorrect Quotes:

Don't eat Boo's snacks

Another window!?

Snore's

{♡} personal

nymph listener

{♡} personal

- Seth finds someone in the water hole he goes to. Wonder who it could be?

Hat

{♡} personal

- sigh covering a kiss with his cowboy hat

Incorrect Quotes:

wiener

MOTHMAN!

Zombie Apocalypse AU

{♡} requested

- Ruh roh zombies are heerreee

Casper died au

{♡} personal

- Charlie can't let go. But what if Casper helps him?

Jewelry

{♡} personal HC

- The rat makes you jewelry!

Charlie Things

{♡} personal HC

- Some things I think he'd do

Incorrect Quotes:

Action figure date

Heart go Doki Doki

going to spoil you

Pomeranian

{♡} ask

- big guy small dog type shit

I will guide you all

{♡} personal writing

- Love your ALIVE lover? Erm...sorry to break this to you-

Songs

{♡} personal

- I'm silly goofy and so are they

Love Song

{♡} personal

- I wanna serenade this mf

A child

{♡} personal

- somehow we got a kid (it's Faust)

Audio Idea

{♡} personal

- trying to spend time together but Rook/Auron is busy

Another Audio Idea

{♡} personal

- jealously jealously jealously on Rook's part

Audio/story Idea

{♡} personal

- Putting a old bitch in her place. I DO love my partner thanks <3

Big connection

{♡} personal

- What if Rook had connections with a big name?

Got domesticated

{♡} personal HC

- Auron realizes how much Rook took up in his life.

Vampire

{♡} personal

- Did I manifest the Halloween series? Maybe, maybe not! But I want him to bite my neck-

Bark like you want it

{♡} personal

- trust ima do more than BARK!!

Incorrect Quotes:

everythings great

Smack talk

would kill for you

sugar baby frfr

Yan! Rook

First love

Gacha Phase

{♡} personal HC

- a gacha kid?!- me too (kinda)

Marina and the Diamonds

{♡} personal HC

- look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong.

Incorrect Quotes:

switch moods

Rocks

{♡} personal HC

- Give pretty guy shiny rock, pretty guys loves it. Boom romance.

sayings

{♡} personal HC

- Silly blonde saying silly sayings

sayings 2

{♡} personal HC

- Silly blonde at it again

Yan! Sunflower

{♡} reblog

- a moot reblog I had to add on too!

Who would beef with a kid?

{♡} poll

- out if all the boy's whos beefing w a kid? (Spoiler it's not lookin good for Faust)

this whole thread

{♡} personal

- my first post :D

Songs 2

{♡} personal

- bittersweet trio

Corpse bride au

{♡} personal

- Seth is Emily, Alphonse is Victor and Boo is Veronica

Cryptic listeners

{♡} personal

- Wanna get with a cryptic? It's your luck day :D

Manhwa's

{♡} personal

- Okay manhwa's but w Alphonse, Seth, Charlie and Auron.

Brotherly talk

{♡} personal

- Rook is tired of their shit and wants them to be happy.

White Chicks

{♡} personal

- Alphonse and Seth love white chick's lil hc

bittersweet poly hc

{♡} personal HC

- their goofy goobers for Sugarboo

Edit

{♡} personal

- Bittersweet trio edit idea :D

Edit 2

{♡} personal

- idea #2 for BS trio bc I love them

Drinks

{♡} personal

- Trend where u make drinks off your ex. But make it bf bc who would break up w them?

Yandere Listeners

{♡} personal

- the listeners are insane, shocker.

Multi character:

Playing Uno

Phone Call

SEX??

Emo phase

Selfies

Ghosts

kill or..

dick

insult

Just Dance

let me kill

Baby girl

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping 2

Rook and Sugarboo

Rook and Star

fucking who?

shoot a ghost

Competition

Break up songs

Break up songs 2

my white boy

white people shit

calling him dude

Yan! Listeners interacting

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[hypahticklish]

Catching up (Tag Game)

Its been such a long time since I've participated in one of these. Similar to some others, makin a new post to not have a super duper long one for folks to scroll through. Thank you both @august-anon and @tiklart for tagging me, and @otomiyaa for creating this!

❤️ Newest obsession:

I don't know if it really counts as newest but the TTRPG Shows/Podcast hyperfixation is still going strong. D20's Never Stop Blowing Up is criminally hysterical, WBN The Wizard, The Witch, and The Wild One is so incredible it's beyond words, bout to continue with NADDPod so Murphy can tear my heart out. Recently finished DnDaddies S2 and I think I'm an ep behind for TAZ vs Dracula...but is a good time to love TTRPGs

🎥 Last three movies I watched and what I thought of them:

IF was so much more thoughtful than I thought it was going to be when I entered the theatre. Literally silently cried for the majority of the movie.

The Fall Guy was so so so much fucking fun. Like, I was already excited for what looked like a popcorn muncher of a flick and was delightfully surprised to discover it was a sincere romcom with SICK stunts.

Abigail was surprisingly good. My partner wanted to check out the silly lookin vampire movie and we left having watched the most camp horror movie that's come out in ages (excluding Lisa Frankenstein which bonus review - loved)

🎶 Three songs I’ve discovered recently and loved:

Tom Cardy - Hey, I Don't Work Here

Anya Nami - Bread

Ke$ha - Joy Ride

💘 Newest Fav Ships:

Huh...i dont think I have a newest ship to even fave...

📺 Currently Watching:

D20's Never Stop Blowing Up (and basically the entire DropOut catalog)

📖 Currently Reading:

Does various dnd resources count?? 😅☠️ I do wanna start reading again but been a bit hectic over here

🎮 Currently Playing:

Again, do dnd resources count?? 😅☠️ I'm super excited for Monster Hunter Wilds and have tons of lil indie things on my to-play list

😍 Currently Looking Forward To:

My partner and I are going to Disneyland for a few days in September, and then come January we're gonna be there for the D20's Gauntlet at the Garden in NYC with @wordstrings (the best strings!)

✅️ Recently finished:

Paperwork for continuing with a new therapist, and receiving new office furniture for myself and kitty to refocus my life a bit 😅

💌 Something to share:

I have a crossover AU in the works of the TFB famous looper Gigglefritz meeting a one Evan Kelmp from D20 Misfits & Magic...because that sad sad boi deserves to laugh

Pressure-less taglist: @thebest-medicine, @dreamingticklee, @adeletho, @heckyeah-horseshoecrabs, @alittlespankandtickle

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🎥 Last three movies I watched and what I thought of them:

🎶 Three songs I’ve discovered recently and loved:

💘 Newest Fav Ships:

📺 Currently Watching:

📖 Currently Reading:

🎮 Currently Playing:

😍 Currently Looking Forward To:

✅️ Recently finished:

💌 Something to share:

[frostbite-the-bat]

WHAT AN AMAZING COLLECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the dragons protecting the display OOOOOOOUGH SHARKS TEETH YEAAAAAAAAA Do you have any specific favorites? (& What about them said Pick Me to you? (i love rocks sm but have none space so i only have a lil bag of my own) )

YESS!!! THANK YUOU!!! and ofc i gotta have dragons B)

and HMMM OKAY lemme THInks

so *now* pick and buy gems at trinket stores whenver i go travelling and see any tha i just dont own yet (or if theres a piece that's really pretty to me that i DO have, but it's just unique and cool and i want it)

but back then id just..! buy whatever was Cool to me . id always buy so many at once my god

my favorites are defo my extra silly fancy lookin gems!! lemme show em here (older pics) (some are fancier bc i took them for my personal collection list google doc)

bismuth!!

these quartz! i was told they are some type of quartz! these are special to me because i got them a year ago during a school trip to germany - i only had a few euros on me and i ended up spending it all on gems. we checked out the christmas markets and there was an friendly old fellow who was selling gemstones and other things! he even had a cutter and could speak english. we chatted a bit and i listened to him talk about things (like how these lil fellas are formed. i know nothing about chemicals but i just think these things are interesting!!!! i actually get most my gems from giftshops near cave tours because i love visiting them and think it's interesting ^^

anyways he had a little box of various "rocks" that could possibly be geodes that he'd cut and see if they are! the price depended on their size. he said that i could guess with the weight and feel of the "rock" and let me pick from a few that could possible be ones. i said it didn't matter to me if it's gonna be hollow or not, since it's cool to me anyways!

so while my classmates waited and stared at me i just watched this guy cut it nicely in half like this - and he then even cut the smaller flatter piece of it, too. it was very nice! it's also where i bought the tooth, the bismuth, and some other things that i forgot as well... oops. i got a lot of gems

this shimmery pretty goldstone / aventurine glass ! wacky picture quality but i don't feel like getting new pics (+ im on pc now) (lie: i ended up getting new pics later)

. it's a man-made lil' mineral, but it's very lovely regardless! i honestly only care about the "realness" only i it's a scam of some sort. any rock, trinket, gem or mineral, man-made or not is very niceys to me. (i still want an opal tho i only got an opalite which was mislabeled. i dont think on purpose since these stores sometimes accidentally mislabel or misspell things. or use czech names which gets confusing. yeah i may have inaccurate names for some of my gems but i try my best to be accurate. im no pro im just a collector little beast)

some type of peacock ore! (either treated chalcopyrite or bornite, as i've previously written down. i'll trust my past self)

aura quartz! one of my first 3 pieces ive ever gotten that sparked my collection

all of these little fellas i bought at the same place for really cheap! filled my lil collection quite a bitso. i loves tghem. theyre like cereal To Me

in order: garnet, carnelian, emerald, tusquoise (why isnt this one in my list. oh my god how many gems did i miss. i still have a few to add that ill list on the list later that i need to re-check what gems they are. lord.) opalite, chalcedony, snowflake obsidian, obsidian (?), onyx. + not pictured an aquamarine which...? i cant find? im not checking if i put it behind a bigger gem and i cant FIND IT.

i really need to do a new and better gem list . oops. i cant always rely on my memory for these names

my EYES! in order: tiger's eye 2x, hawk's eye, bull's eye

my funny silly mosly multicolor fellas idk they fit the Vibes. i likes thgem (appreciae this secion i had to make sure and like re-identify half of these but i still could be incorrect)

in ORDER... lapis lazuli, sodalite 2x, elbaite (most likely), chrysocolla, rhodonite, blue apatite, amazonite, kyanite

dalmatian jasper and unakite

...some kinda jasper?

so ya!! thats some of my Rocks. this took a while bc i had to look what some of these are again @_@ i loaves them . todays guzma enrichment: this

[aviul]

💕 self-love time! talk about which ones of YOUR creations (edits, artworks, fanfics) you like the most then send to other creators to do the same 💕

oh?? am i to toot my own horn? guess i'll have to! [please imagine an off-key clown horn noise here]

im afraid to venture too deep into my finished arts folder (might get lost in there… or just forget what i was doing) so i think i'll just look at more recent stuff that came out lookin nice. far cry brainrot still hasnt left me and i have ventured into the dreaded "horribly self-indulgent nonsense" territory. i am pretty happy with how this one came out. (i've had some internal struggles with art semi-recently but i think this turning out better than expected got me over the worst of it) other video games have managed to squeeze arts out of me too, and i feel like this simple lil portrait of my silly little flying skykid turned out neat. for a long time ive yearned to really get that sort of "controlled mess" type of drawing where you just sort of… do whatever and paint outside the lines and over them and wherever you please and still have the shapes make sense when viewed as a whole. i kinda managed some of that here, which i am still weirdly giddy about. for some more original stuff, i am still very fond of this weird meaty mushroom snake pal and this leaf guy. just some funky lil dudes. i like weird little creatures and i really should draw them more often. some of my favourites from this years abstractober are days 3, 6, 9, 14, 21, 23 and 30. out of non-abstractober abstract arts, i still vibe with this one. the palette came out weirdly nice.

thanks for sending this!! i am my own worst critic so it really doesn't hurt to make me look at the positives sometimes c:

[im too chronically shy to send this forward but anyone viewing this is formally invited to toot their own horn as well]

[tiptapricot]

Hello friends! It has been 120 days since the last episode of Moon Knight aired! (depending on time zone). Not a bad thing, because the fandom has grown so much in that time!

You are the cool bro of the fandom. You bring the fun and add in your colorful and insightful commentary like a sparkly wizard popping up everywhere and I live for it! Thank you for helping to make this fandom so amazing!

AUGHHHHIUIOIIUU THANKS DUDE IM SO GLAD I CAN BRING THAT ENERGY THATS LITERALLY WHAT I STRIVE FOR bbbnJhHIkdmdl jajshsh WOUghajsjisiIhgGyoOiiIiijHhhH!!

Srsly tho… I just love vibing w ppl n interacting w posts n sharing my thoughts here n there, both goofy n serious or long form as they are, n I’m so fucking happy that that vibes for ppl. I’m rlly grateful n eternally delighted that this fandom is made up of such an interactive n dedicated group of peeps too, from artists to writers to editors to gifset makers to ppl who consume/interact w it n have fun, no matter how loud or quiet they are. It’s just so many good vibes and just aAFGhhgGgh I’m gLAD I CAN B A FUN LIL GUY THATS TRULY ALL I STRIVE FOR N JUST OH A WIZARD THATS JUST SO SWEET DUDE IM AUGgggHuUu

If you ever choose to come off anon we will all shower u w kisses n hugs n big smooches n hair ruffles bc you’ve been spreading so many amazing vibes w these asks n ik everyone you’ve sent em to appreciates em just so so much oh mAn. Like thank u. Rlly rlly ty.

And also like!! I’m so excited to see how this fandom’ll keep growing (with season two… c’mon Marvel 👁👁 c’mon…) n I love so many ppl out there n just OUGH Ough… I appreciate my friends n fav creators n the ppl that make infrequent silly posts or just comment n rb n all that jazz n just man… ALL OF U R IMPORTANT N LOVELY N THAT INCLUDES U LOOKIN AT THIS WHETHER UR ANON OR NOT ILY ILY!!!!!

I’m all mush now! Fruit mush! Jelly n jam! Gooped up for infinity!!! Ily n I love this fandom I just… yeah 🥺🥺🥺 (ID in ALT for da piccy)

[primtenps]

@heartthrummed​  "there's my lil rabbit~ i've been lookin' fer ya, ya know." kohaku grins as he approaches, a gift bag hanging from one wrist that he handles carefully as he wraps his arms around hajime in a hug. when he pulls away, his grin remains, cheeks a little red, and he gently places the gift bag in hajime's hands. "it's yer birthday after all, yeah? so, i thought i'd make ya some of that daifuku since ya liked it so much last time. i got that kazehaya guy from the gardenia circle ta help me put together some new aromatic pouches fer ya too, different types but includin' those lavender ones ya carry around. an' i got ya this diffuser necklace an' some lavender essential oil ta go with it, 'cause I thought ya might like that kinda thing too, so... it ain't much, but still. wanted ta get ya somethin' nice fer ya~ happy birthday, my dear~"

a soft smile is given when kohaku is in front of him --ah. then he was hugged, hajime felt himself melt into the hug. hugs with kohaku always felt nice, they always felt like a dream. when pulling away his head went to the side ---fingers fiddling with the gift bag. he nods when kohaku spoke, “a--ah thank you.” kohaku made him daifuku? ah that was so thoughtful. a hand went to his cheek --kohaku truly was wonderful, how had he gotten so lucky?

“...of course i’m interested in it, plus it is from you so..” his body sways side to side, “don’t be silly. you didn’t have to get me anything you know? just being here with me is enough.” hajime leans in and places a kiss onto his boyfriends cheek, “i love you so much.”

[hiddendreamer67]

"Oh my god, this is terrible. My soul mate knows where I live." said by a human Virgil who will then discover that his (platonic) soulmate is actually a borrower living in his house? (I thought about Patton for the borrower but if you wanna do someone else that works too! And if you wanna do someone else knstead of Virgil it also works, do what you want)

This was a very interesting realm and I might need to visit it again at a future date because this platonic borrower/human soulmate bonding is *muah*. 

Check out more of my writing at @hiddendreamerwriting​!

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Virgil expect a lot of things when he came home to visit his family for the summer. Mom smothering him in homemade food? Sure. His twin brothers nearly tearing each other’s heads off? That was a given. Spotting a tiny person dashing under his bed? 

Uh… what?

Virgil all but threw his suitcase to the side, pressing himself to the floor to try and get another glimpse at the little creature. “…must’ve been my imagination.” Virgil muttered, ignoring the way the outlet cover was still partially open as if to reveal a passageway. Outlet covers were just like that sometimes. Tiny people didn’t exist. 

Despite whatever he told himself, Virgil couldn’t get the image out of his head. Everywhere he went, his eyes kept wandering the walls, wondering if the fairy creature thing could be listening in at any moment. 

“Whatcha lookin’ for?” Remus snuck up behind him, casually sipping on a juicebox.

Virgil jumped, looking guilty as he hit his head on the bottom of the dresser. “…nuthin’.” Virgil lied, cursing under his breath as he reappeared rubbing his head.

“If you’re looking for “nothing”, why are you hiding under the dresser?” Remus taunted.

“Everybody’s looking for something.” Roman argued, for once in agreement with his twin. Curse them for ganging up on Virgil. “For example, I’m looking for the lipstick that suspiciously went missing after someone was digging through my room.”

Remus only grinned at the look of suspicion he got. “I ate it.” He said triumphantly.

Aaaaand just like that the two were at each other’s throats again, Virgil having to intervene before blood was spilt on the living room floor. 

From then on, Virgil tried to be more stealthy about searching, knowing that he looked like an idiot. He also didn’t want to scare off the tiny person by being too forward, but then again break wouldn’t last forever. Virgil needed answers and he needed them now.

“…okay.” Virgil sighed, feeling silly talking to himself. It was late at night, when everyone else was asleep. Maybe the tiny wall person was too, but Virgil felt a little too ridiculous to do this during the day. “So, um, I know you’re there. Er, you were there. Are you still there? I- I mean the uh, the tiny… person? Sorry, I don’t have a better term for a whatever-you-are, I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just, whelp, just ignorant, I guess.”

Yup, he was definitely stupid. He almost hoped they weren’t listening in just now.

“You really have no clue who I am?”

Virgil froze, never expecting to get so far as a response. It was quiet, so quiet he thought he could have just imagined it. And then there was the question itself- why did it fill him with such anxiety? Was he supposed to know?

“…no?” Virgil admitted. “I’m sorry if that, I dunno, upsets you? I’m not really great with people skills. As you might have been able to tell, based on the way I was sorta…stalking you. Sorry about that. And sorry for bringing that up if you didn’t already know. I should…probably just shut up, huh?”

“Please don’t!” The mysterious voice sounded more hasty this time, clearly wanting to keep talking. “I’ve been waiting to get to know you since the moment I first saw you.”

“That’s… ominous.” Virgil decided, even if he had felt the same way. Virgil received a giggle in response, and he glanced around the room to try and pinpoint the noise. “But I guess I did too. Wanted to know you, I mean. How long have you lived here?”

“Not long.” Disembodied voice replied. “I actually almost left because of the younger ones, quite dangerous they are,-” As if Virgil needed more reasons to kill his brothers- “But you… you’re different. I can just tell, I guess.”

“Yeah, well, don’t use me as an example.” Virgil shrugged. “I wasn’t a good child either.”

“I don’t believe that.” The tiny person decided.

“What, you really have to destroy my edgy persona so fast?” Virgil teased. “Building up walls is kind of my thing.”

“Well it doesn’t have to be.” 

There was silence for a moment, Virgil shifting awkwardly. He didn’t know how to respond to that, but more worryingly he didn’t know how his new- friend?- would react to his next request.

“Could you please come out?” Virgil just came out and said it, like ripping off a band-aid. More silence greeted his question, and Virgil tried not to let his heart sink like a rock. “I won’t hurt you, I promise.”

“I- I know.” The voice said, though it still sounded nervous. Virgil thought they had good reason to be; after all, how could they possibly know that Virgil wouldn’t hurt them? 

There was another awkward pause, and Virgil was just about to assure the visitor they didn’t need to reveal themselves when a quiet shuffling caught his attention. Virgil turned, eyes widening at the figure no bigger than his hand emerging on his dresser. It was a small man, all dressed in sky blue and adorned with a pair of lenses that were barely hanging onto the edge of his nose. The little guy fidgeted with the hem of his shirt, letting out a puff of air to blow some of his sandy-brown locks out of his face. 

“Wow.” Virgil said, realizing that the guy was probably waiting for a response. “You’re so…cute.”

Instantly Virgil felt his cheeks flush, not having meant to say that out loud. Thankfully, the little didn’t seem to take offense, instead letting out a laugh that helped release the tension in the air.

“You’re not so bad yourself.” He teased, turning Virgil’s cheeks redder than before. 

“Sorry, it just…slipped out.” Virgil rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m uh, I’m Virgil.” 

“Patton.” The tiny figure replied. Patton hesitated for a moment, before holding his hand out for a shake. Tentatively, Virgil reached out and gave Patton’s delicate hand a polite touch.

The second contact was made, both figures let out a yelp, jumping away as a spark leapt between them. Virgil watched the little light fly up, a pale yellow shimmering into existence before fading out. 

“Oh my god, this is terrible.” Virgil decided, trying to remember what the hell yellow represented on the all-illusive chart. Virgil was never very informed about this stuff; frankly, he thought it was all just a myth.

“It…it is?” Patton looked uncertain, and now Virgil really felt like an ass.

“My soulmate knows where I live.” Virgil shook his head. “It was a…poor attempt at humor. Oh my god, you must have seen me do so much embarrassing shit-”

“Language!” Patton immediately scolded.

“Shit, sorry, ah, goddamnit, shit, FUCK!” Virgil’s cursing only seemed to get worse as he tried to stop. He grimaced. “I’ll…I’ll work on that.”

“Thanks, kiddo.” Patton gave him a shy grin. “And um, guess I know now why I actually wanted to meet you. That’s really not something we’re supposed to do- I mean, who would ever imagine a human bonding with a lil’ ol’ borrower like me?”

Virgil blinked. “What’s a borrower?”

Patton blinked right back. “This is going to be a long night.” He declared, settling in and hopefully getting ready to tell Virgil the tale of what he was and how he came to be living in the walls.

Hopefully, that wouldn’t be for much longer. Virgil would hate if something were to happen to Patton because of his brothers, and bond or no bond Virgil already wanted to help Patton however he could, even if Patton seemed to be doing alright on his own. Would Patton want to come back with him to college? That might be safest, but he wouldn’t force it on Patton. Oh shoot, Virgil hadn’t even considered the possibility of Patton already living with other borrowers. Could Virgil convince them to come? But how many could there be? Would that even be safe to move so many? 

“-Virgil?” Patton’s voice cut him out of his own thoughts. “I think I lost ya for a sec there, kiddo.”

“Uh, yeah, sorry.” Virgil apologized. “Just… trying to figure out what this all means.”

“What do you mean?” Patton frowned. “You think it was a fluke?”

“No, no no!” Virgil hastily assured him. He didn’t want Patton thinking Virgil was looking down on him for his stature, or saying that made him any less of a soul mate. “I’m just- okay, thing you’re gonna learn about me, I have a habit of worrying about everything. And it just so happens that I’m already well on my way to doing that about all of this.”

“Okay, let’s just take things slow.” Patton put out his hands as if easing a frightened horse. “Get through as much as we can tonight, and figure it out from there. Okay?”

“…okay.” Virgil agreed uneasily, but knowing in his heart he had to trust Patton if whatever-this-was could ever work.

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tiktok famous (hc) - part two | p.p.

summary: a whole bunch of dif tiktoks featuring you and bae peter

warnings: chaotic energy, cussing, and BUTTERFLIES

+ + +

- i'm backkkkkkkkk

- so y'all really enjoyed the last tiktok imagine

- and you wanted another

- SO HERE WE GO BABYYYYYYYYY!!

- so basically....

- (just enjoy it)

- i got a lot of tiktok related comments and requests and i hope i remember them all

- (big boobs? whew chile) ANYWAYS SO:

- like pretty much none of them link together so this hc is going to be split into sections of like... blurbs!!

- yayayayayaya

- this one is inspired by @drecming

- so i think most of us know this very special sound..

- ...

- CAN'T TAKE BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

- y eah

- so as per usual

- you and peter b chillin

- they really do b vibin doe

- OH BY THE WAY

- y'all are dating in this situation :)))))))))

- and as you're binge watching your favorite show you can't stop doing the hand motions to that friggin dance

- aka the epidemic of generation z

- i keep doing the sugar by brockhampton dance i literally can't stop it's fine

- and thank god peter somehow doesn't notice

- like your movements are so subtle but you deadass keep doing it like once per minute

- and so you get up

- like "fuck this, man. if it's stuck in my head i'm at least gonna make a tiktok"

- and so you set it up

- peter's still on the couch in the background

- this boy STILL doesn't really notice what you're doing

- to be fair hsmtmts is a very enticing show ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- but as soon as the audio plays peter recognizes it

- his head WHIPS over to you

can't take big dick but i suck on it

- he raises an eyebrow at you

i ain't fucking with the pussy, got a bump on it

- *eyebrow raise intensifies*

bad bitch put the pussy on me (on me)

- he sits up, watching as your hips roll (oh man)

whip out my dick then i hump on it

- he slightly cringes at the lyrics me too peter

i'm a bad ass bitch, what you lookin at?

- your butt

ima throw that-

- "oH NO YOU DON'T!" he yells, slight smile on his face as he swiftly shoots a web at you, the string wrapping around your waist and spinning you to him

- the song continues to play as you snort, wheezing as he balances you

- the video finishes and you raise your eyebrows at him

- "no throwing it back on camera," he says pointedly

- you tilt your head in a way that screams peter i love you but you and i both know that i can do what i wanna do and over-protectiveness can be toxic

- he sighs

- "okay, you can, but i'd like it better if it were just for me"

...

- HAHAHAHA

- okay NEXT ONE

- this next one is inspired by @ritxal

- in this one you can choose your relationship

- so peter is a natural born softboy

- he didn't choose the softboy life, the softboy life chose him

- but here's the thing

- it was friday night

- you were bored

- and you decided

- it was time for a change

- and so you approached the man

- who happened to be upside down

- because when is he not

- and, ignoring his protests, gave him an e-boy makeover

- poor peter was decked the fuck out

- striped long sleeve

- band tee

- black ripped jeans wITH THE CHAIN

- nike socks and af1s

- beanie

- and most importantly

- black nails and a little black heart under his left eye

- just picture it p lease

- and it his transformation was posted on your account to forever embarrass him

- and you lowkey found this look a lil wee bit ATTRACTIVE

- whatever

- okey this one's for you @lilmissquackson !!!!!!!

- y'all ever seen the without me (halsey) ones??

- ye

- even if you haven't you'll still get it lol

- so you're in class

- learning about sokovia because history and shit

- and, bored as hecc, you decide to whip out your phone and copy this video you'd seen

- you begin filming and place your right hand on top of peter's left (yay classmates!! sitting next to each other WHOOP!)

- his gaze is hard on his paper as he continues to scribble down notes

- you turn the camera to him for a bit and you're like yes perfect

- and then you return the camera and pull your hand away

- and he REACHES OVER AND TAKES YOUR HAND BACK

- AND YOU'RE LIKE  Y E S

- IT WORKED OUT

- PLUS HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW AND HE'S SO CUTE

- you put the phone down, smiling, adjusting your hand a little before you realize you can't take notes anymore because your hand is occupied and using your left hand just aint it period (a/n: im so sorry if any of y'all are left handed lol but pretend y'all are in opposite positions so he has your left hand haha)

- and it's then that he looks at you

- and if his eyes don't make you MELT

- okay i'm sorry that last one was mediocre but you get the point

- alright so like in this process of writing this i've been struggling a bit with details and stuff and making it sound good and funny so they're gonna be short and sweet bc i literally don't know What To Do :)))))))))))))))))

- back to your regularly scheduled programming hell yeah

- this one's for you, @drecming

- back at it again with the ideas!!!! fuck yes!!!

- okay SO

- you seen those "i'm on my savage shit" ones?

- where the guys hand is on the girl's thigh (OR IF YOU'RE A DUDE READING THIS JUST STILL IMAGINE YOUR OWN LEG I TRY TO KEEP THIS GENDER NEUTRAL BUT I FORGET AND PLUS RN IM JUST EXPLAINING THE TIKTOK KJSDBVIBUV) and then she pulls her leg away and the music is like

iM oN mY sAvAgE sHiT

- anyways

- peter's hand is just vibing on your leg

- for you dirty minded folks no it's not vibrating or doing all that janky shit we're children of god here

- says the one who just said the s word OOPS

- and you, as per usual, pull up the sound and start recording

- peter hears the music and is like Huh????

- and then you pull your leg away, grinning at him cheekily before he grabs you, phone flying out of your hand and he pulls you into his lap

"my thigh"

- you give him a look like excuse me sir hUh

- and his face is just like

0_0

- before he smiles at you and laughs and says he's kidding

- but then he stops laughing

...

- and raises an eyebrow

- WOAHHHHHHHH SPICY

- zooooweeeeemamaaaaaaa

- aight moving on

- THE NEXT ONES ARE INSPIRED BY YOURS TRULY!! YAY ME FOR HAVING IDEAS FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!!!

- so i'm sure you and like everyone @ your school (if you're in school.. lol) is familiar with this one

- i'm just gonna let y'all experience it idk why i've been telling the tiktok before idek sajbsidvb

- so you're in class right

- doing nothing bc your teacher sucks :////

- but its fine bc it's a fun class

- so you set up your phone with you and peter in the screen and start recording

- peter looks at the phone and then you, confused

"hey, stop!" you say in a whiny voice

- mans is like Uhhhhh what did i Do

"stop! omg peter sTop!" you're smiling at him

- he's so confused

- and then as you're talking

- your voice suddenly lowers into your lower register

"stop!! peter stop it- I SAID STOP."

- his eyes widen and a confused smile is on his face as he jumps back slightly

"YOU KEEP PLAYING *smacks your hand on the table* TOO DAMN MUCH."

- the video stops and you and peter are just silent for a second before busting out laughing

"you've never seen those?"

"no????"

"god peter, you live under a rock"

- the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: hey! bonk bonk bonk got any grapes?

- sorry i randomly thought of that

- okay NEXT

- this is the one that hits different

- gets you in your FEELS

- DAMN

- we all know peter's a gamerboy

- so he's just chilling playing minecraft on the xbox or something

- what a fuckin nerd

- jk minecraft slaps so hard

- anyways

- as per usual, you set up the camera and start filming

- and you

- i think you know what i'm talkin about

- you slip underneath his arms

- and start crawling into his lap

- and the SECOND he registers what's going on he fucking YEETS the controller behind him and wraps his arms around you

- and when i say yeets

- i mean like

- ZOOM

- you bury your arm in the crook of his neck and you feel him physically relax under you (heartbeat racing though of course) and hold you tighter, planting gentle kisses along your neck and shoulder

- ..

- god FUCK talk about B U T T E R F L I E S

- y'all are going to HATE ME for this one

- prepare yourselves

- so you guys are just chilling in peters room as y'all normally do

- and peter goes to the bathroom

- and like stupid adorable fuck he is

- mans left his phone on silly goose

- and of course

- we all know you can't help yourself

- so like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING

- you decide to snatch it and go look at his tiktok drafts, god knows why

- and the first one you tap

- WHEW CHILE

- your jaw drops to the floor as soon as you read the text on the video

"so apparently when a guy's chain dangles it's attractive..?"

- heart skips a beat

- hands are sweaty

- knees spaghetti

- you look up to make sure the bathroom door is still shut before you whip out your phone and start videoing

- peter is looking nervously cute into the camera before he leans out of shot,

- you know what's next

- and right as the beat drops

- he shows up, SHIRTLESS, with his cross necklace (you've only seen him wear once lmao) dangling down

- not to mention the goddamn CURLS hanging down

- and your heartbeat quickens

- ... both heartbeats...

- then fucking PETER JUST STROLLS INTO THE ROOM

- ALL INNOCENT N SHIT AS IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A VIDEO ON HIS PHONE THAT LITERALLY MADE YOU READY TO RISK IT ALL

- "why do you have my phone?"

- you've never slammed it onto the bed so fast

- "no reason"

- he raises a suspicious eyebrow before picking up his phone and unlocking it

- and the fear in his eyes when the screen opens to his video

- he looks back up at you, mouth slightly open in fear/awe/ohshitohgodohFUCK

- and you and your goddamn mouth-

- "peter, it's hot"

- and oh how the look in his eyes changed

😈

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until next time <3

[myheroaizawashota]

Heyyyyyy~~ I have a request! Aizawa with an American wife with like a cute little southern accent? And class 1-A experiencing complete and utter shock upon finding out? Please, sorry I'm awkward

[omg i actually squealed when i read this!!! I’m making this woman the sweetest most apple pie, southern loving woman that this world has ever seen! I really appreciate the ask! You’re amazing friend!]

Sometimes your husband could be so damn scattered brained. While you commended him on his abilities to be a loving husband, devoted teacher, and pro hero all at once, you could tell playing all three roles wore a toll on his memory somedays. Sighing at the full bento box and thermos of coffee left behind on the counter in his morning rush, you began to toe your shoes on. The busy teacher of twenty often ran most of his days without sleeping, and if you didn’t remind him of it, eating as well. You knew he ran out of here without breakfast in the mornings and by the time he returned home from nightly patrols he was far to exhausted to concern himself with eating. While some days you just assumed your husband slept through his lunch, part of you new during some point in his afternoon he’d be looking for this food. Gathering the meal in your arms, you made your way out of the house in pursuit of U.A.

The journey there wasn’t terrible, you two lived fairly close to campus so the walk there was fairly manageable. However, the walk across campus once you’d gotten yourself through security gates, was were the nightmare began. Once making your way through the schools highly secure system, you quickly hurried to complete your mission. It took you a bit of time but you were finally able to navigate your way to room 1-A, thanks to some help from a few students. Peering through the window on the door, you checked to make sure that you were in the right place. You didn’t see your husband, however the class room seemed to be full of young aspiring hero’s. Identifying a few students based on Shouta’s descriptions, you were able to come to the conclusion this was the right class. Gently giving a knock you slide the door open, effortlessly balancing the bento box and thermos in one hand. “Pardon me, but this would’n happen to be class 1-A by any chance, would it?”

Earning a few estranged looks from the students of the class, you couldn’t help but feel your cheeks heat under the gaze of their many eyes. “Ahm just lookin’ for Mr.Aizawa. That mans as forgetful as a squirrel in the winter lookin for their nuts.” you chuckled, watching as a few hands began to shoot up across the room, some of them with a great deal of excitement.

Taken aback slightly by the sudden energy boost of the class, you couldn’t help but give a nervous laugh, stepping into the room and placing your betrotheds food ontop of his desk. “I’m sorry, I don’t know any of your names, yall’ just have to bare with me for a hot second here...uh you, right there in the back with the cute green hair and your lil tongue stickin’ out, sugar, what’s your name?”

Letting her hand fall, Asui pressed the pad of her index finger against her lips she giving a soft hum “My name is Asui, but I prefer Sue. I hope it’s not rude to ask -ribbit- but why are you looking for Mr.Aizawa?...”

“YEAH ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING” an eager shrill voice called out, your head turning to see a student with pale pink skin all but leaning on her desk in anticipation, the whites of her irises sparkling as she hung waiting for your response.

You gave a laugh, knowing if your husband were around to hear the way his class erupted in energy, he’d all but have himself a whole barn yard, forget just a cow. Smiling you let your fingers scratch softly at the side of your neck “well, i wouldn’t say girlfriend...I’m his wife.” Your laughter continued watching as the girl all but fell out of her chair. “See, his silly hide forgot his lunch and what not back home, and I’d rather like knowing he has it here with him than knowing he didn’t eat today. Plus it’s his favorite” You divulged smiling “southern style chicken and waffles, an ol’ family recipe. Y’all have some good food here and all, but nothing beats a good southern cook out sometimes.”

Quickly the composure of the class began to dissipate, one by one students shouting out at you before you even had a chance to call on them.

“You must be American! I thought you talked a little different” the sweetest girl with the worlds most adorable chubby cheeks you ever did see smiled, tapping the boys shoulder in front of her “I wonder where in America she’s from!”

“MR AIZAWA IS MARRIED?! AND SHES ACTUALLY HOT?! AW MAN HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR” A boy clearly now earning the looks and disapproval of the girls around him shouted out, his fingers clawing down his face as he sat in disbelief.

“KAMINARI!” a trio of voices shouted.

You began to back up slowly, chest moving quickly as you watched the class unravel. Slowly then all at once more and more people beginning to shout and scream. It seemed like half the class was concerned about asking you more questions, while the other half was debating the answers. You’d turned this room crazier than a set of teenage girls at a boy band concert. Just when their volume had began to peek, the classroom door slammed opened, a very fimiliar but very agitated voice following “Anyone who’s mouth is still moving, after I count to three can pack up their things and leave. If I can’t trust you to be quite for five minutes when i turn my back, then you don’t belong in this program. One-“

Hardly raising his voice, the students of the class quickly began to quite, their voices all immediately stopping well before your husband even made out the word two. It was impressive yet terrifying to witness, though you couldn’t blame them. You wouldn’t wanna cross the man’s bad side either, and he was your husband. Sighing a bit in relief, you let your eyes fall softly to his, lips winding up in the corners “sorry about that Darlin’ I didn’t think i was gonna set your class that crazy.”

While his eyes and face tried to maintain their typical stoic stance, you could see the small hint of a smile being shoved down as it tried its best to pry the corner of his lip up. “What are you doing here?”

You gently nudged the bento meal across his desk, giving a chuckle “you ran out so fast this morning I didn’t have time to flag you down about your lunch. I figured you’d want it...not to go braggin’ but I did pack your favorite today.”

He gave a soft hum and looked down at the food, the gratitude in his eyes showing when he flicked them back your way. “I appreciate you bring it down, hopefully I didn’t put you out of your way to much today.”

“Yeah yeah yeah, don’t go frettin’ over a glass of spilt milk. It wasn’t too much of a pain. I’ll forgive ya this one time if you give me some sugar before I head off” you smiled, body taking a step closer to his. A devilish smile painted on your lips as you stood practically in front of him, your hands meshing together behind your back. “Just one lil peck, then I’ll be out of your hair.”

Knowing this was a double edged sword for him, Aizawa gave a reluctant sigh. While he knew this was only going to spike his students rowdy behavior once more, he knew you did deserve the sign of gratitude. You did so much for him, much more than just bringing his lunch down today, he’d be cruel to say no. Quickly he leaned in to press a small kiss to your forehead, a soft pink haze beginning to spread across his cheeks as he turned away from you. Clearing his throat his hands moved to shove into his pockets, he sitting himself down at his desk. As anticipated the room began to roar, student hands fluttering into the sky as they frantically shouted for their teacher’s attention.

“MR AIZAWA, WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR WIFE”

“MR AIZAWA SMILED A LITTLE DID YOU GUYS SEE IT? I DIDNT THINK HIS FACE EVER MOVED”

“MR AIZAWA DO YOU GUYS HAVE KIDS!”

“MR AIZAWA!”

Feeling his the pressure in his head grow, he rubbed his fingers into his temples “I hope you’re happy, now I’ll never get them to stop.” He defeatedly exhaled, forehead moving to rest against the cool wood of his desk.

With a small laugh, you sent a pair of apologetic eyes your husbands way, you moving to slip back out of the room the way you entered. “I’m sorry Sweetheart. Lord help ya..”

Before your husband could lose his cool, you closed the door behind you, hurrying down the hall with a grin on your face. While you felt bad for disrupting his class, you couldn’t wait to hear the rest of his day went tonight when he got home.