#thanks to buggachat for making me insane about felix all over again

[asukiess]

uncle felix would 100% encourage the dupain-cheng kids to be menaces, and that’s why they stopped asking him to babysit.

“marinette, your kids have revealed to me that they do not get to watch the ladybug and chat noir cartoon in the 22hr timeslot?”

“that’s way past their bedtime,” she’d say behind gritted teeth

he’d tsk tsk tsk and boop little Emma’s nose. “I’m just saying that they are young only once! and Hugo here, what did you say?”

“daddy doesn’t let me have dessert for breakfast!”

felix would shake his head. “no dessert for breakfast...”

“marinette said no!” adrien would cry into the crook of his arm, unable to deny that he would definitely spoil the kids rotten if he got purely his way. 

“and poor poor louis here can’t play with the bleach under the sink?” 

“he’s a fucking baby, felix.”