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citizenofpoptropica · 1 year

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C-Tier Poptropica Islands: Nostalgia Ranking

Obligatory Disclaimer: this ranking is based on nostalgia and not objectivity- also it’s just for fun :). When I was ranking the islands, I thought of the C-tier islands as completely neutral in my mind, or just irrelevant if I had forgotten literally everything about the island. I don't have much to say about a lot of these simply because they are mostly the islands I can't really remember.

Wimpy Boardwalk Island

Wimpy Boardwalk is at the top of C tier because while I don’t really remember anything about it, I’m pretty sure I liked it? I remember using a metal detector and thinking that was fun, but that’s about it. Never had any strong emotions about it one way or another and I probably only played through it a couple of times.

Shark Tooth Island

Shark Tooth is in C tier because the only thing I cared about on this island was that guy in the shark costume (you know the one). I’m pretty sure I had a crush on that guy when I was like 8.

Wimpy Wonderland Island

I don’t remember this one at all lol. I’m trying not to look up any details since I want to be surprised/reminded when I replay the island, but I’m remembering a very fun ending, something action-packed, and I hope I’m right about that. Since I can’t remember how I felt about this one either way, I’m putting it in C tier.

Twisted Thicket Island

The aesthetic was AMAZING but the island was lowkey boring😕. I remember being super hype to play this island when it came out and I felt like it was over in 10 minutes. I was tempted to put it in B-tier for the vibes alone, but even as a kid that wasn't enough to make me love it. The anticipation-disappointment ratio balances out, so I think C tier is fair. Hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised when I replay it because it looks so funnn.

Timmy Failure Island

I’m 1000% sure that my memories from all of these book tie-in islands are mixed up. All I know is, this one was irrelevant to me. At least I had read a few of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, but I knew nothing about Timmy Failure. I basically just went through this one as fast as possible for that sweet sweet medallion. As far as I can remember, it was fine- C tier it is

Me with all of these crossovers with books I had never heard of anyways:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Island

What I remember about this island:

The minigame before you get into the factory where you’re running and dodging stuff and I think cabbages were involved somehow.

Getting lost in the factory like 8 times but I wasn’t that mad because it looked cool

That’s pretty much it lmao. I think my favorite part was that minigame at the start so I would sometimes come back to the island to play that, but I’m pretty sure I only played the entire thing once.

That's it for C tier! I'm finally getting into the islands I liked and/or LOVED and I have a LOT to say about those! I'm super excited to finish up this tier list so I can start actually replaying them to see if I agree with my 10-year-old self!

#poptropica #ranking #tier list #tier ranking #nostalgia #kids games #computer games #flash games #flashpoint #diary of a wimpy kid #twisted thicket island

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xxgalacticambitionsxx · 2 years

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love how the plots of some poptropica islands are just absolutely off their rocker

under a read more because, wow, this really got away from me

this shark has been eating people so you gotta make it go honk mimimimimi

this furry really wants carrots and also w o r l d d o m i n a t i o n so you explode his rabbot. leaving him stranded in space- wait isn't this a kid's game?

this guy is bald and he's really mad about it

man who kind of looks like dimentio from super paper mario kidnaps a princess to marry her (ew) so he can become king of the universe so you leave him to die in a dimension of his own creation- wait isn't this a kid's game?

zeus is a very bad man and you need to go kick him in the shin

OOO PIRATES

lady with very strange hair tries to kill you over bigfoot

greg you are horrible at watching over your younger brother. be better

small time

this guy almost kills a bunch of people because he is mad at a whale

vampire kidnaps lady because he thinks she's his wife

the olympics

SALERNO COME BACK

oh we're making the villains not evil, that's good- OH GOSH DARNIT IT'S ZEUS AGAIN

this guy tries to steal a baseball card

you need to shrink down and go inside this man to get rid of his disease because he put it on his freaking poutine

capitalism!

RAVEN I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN-

Is- Is this The Most Dangerous Game? Isn't this a kid's game?

Comicon

This girl with an incredibly hard to spell name, just, really doesn't wanna be royalty

oh hey this one's based off the graphic novels!

Oops, you get framed and have to break out of jail!

Amelia Earhart's angry German ex really doesn't want to lose this race

reality tv island but worse

this guy is stealing happy endings and you gotta say his name three times to banish him- just kidding! you freed him you utter fool

oh crap you were turned into a villain for a few minutes, that was, that was unexpected. Also you get a choice for the ending so get ready for ✨crippling doubt that you made the right decision✨

THAT CAT WAS THE GODDESS BASTET? also i used to have a cat named Bastet

#poptropica #tw caps #that took a while to write lol #fun fact! i only read The Most Dangerous Game because of poptropica #crazy i know #weird how we leave two villains in space #also i am not tagging any of these islands you just have to figure it out

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demigodgooglesearches · 5 years

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"too young to be a 90s kid but close" (aka 00s kid) aesthetic:

-nyan cat, llams with hats

-owls. everybody loves owls--

-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops...jean skirts with... leggings.... dc shoes... shell shoes...

those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.

-morning circle. playing 7 up at school. FOUR CORNERS

-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- "mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website"

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- "disney!! three six five!!!!!"

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was... was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.

-crimp your hair bitch... or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-

-bakugan and tech decks

-wheezers 'beverly hills' on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.

-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren't shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns... hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it... gushers

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear... hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- "HERE I AM IN UR LIFE... HERE U ARE IN MINE... YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE... MOSTT OF THE TIME"

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off... memorizing cheat codes... square circle square-

-the fucking wii... making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-slap slap slap... clap clap clap... SLAP SLAP SLAP.... CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah.....)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn... then skype

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers... pick a color... blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number... ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game... let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school "THE PHONE... THE PHONE IS RI N G ING"

-"WAZZZZUUPPP!!" "WHAZZAAAAHHP!!"

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out... who who? who?

-We all want to forget .... annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome... or the spongebob episode with wormy... or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob movie...

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!

- I LIke to move it move it...

-POPTROPICA

-where the sidewalk ends from the school library... with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS

-leapfrog

-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.

-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen

-🎶 we the peoplee... in order to form a more perfect union...🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶 puff the magic dragon 🎶

THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-

the original teen titans

teach me how to dougie. soldier boy. the hoedown throwdown. the hannah montana movie 3d they were giving 3d glasses away literally in walmart

bILLY MAYS AND SHAMWOW

#the bullshit 60 second math tables #2000s #nostalgia #00s kids will remember #fuck #this took forever #kms #i can do more #diary of a whimpy kid

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thehypercutstudios · 3 years

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If Joe Puddy from Zomberry visited islands

Just to be funny!

Early Poptropica Island: *Screams of Fear from seeing Spiders and trying to control a Jetpack*

Shark Tooth Island: “Oh a Shark, how lovely….Wait A SHARK?!”

Time Tangled Island: “My Future would not be pleasant, yet I must save it, even if I get hurt.”

24 Carrot Island: “Note to self; Never make fun of someone who looks like the Easter bunny..”

Super Power Island: “Oh thank Zeus no one knows that I written something at their subway, *nervous laugh* but anyway where is that mean green version of Sonic?”

Spy Island: “What do you mean Directo-OH MY GOODNESS, Your Baldness are burning my Eyeballs!!”

Nabooti Island: *trying to blend in with the Tomb Raiders while doing a pretending voice* “Hey there, I am just a tomb raider who is totally not a construction worker in disguise.”

Astro-Knights Island: *compares Binary Bare with Modred* “Yeah I see no similarity, *shudders* and your cyborg eye is creeping me out.”

Counterfeit Island: *sees the kid flies away with the balloon after he gave the said balloon to that said kid* ��…Oops.”

Reality Tv Island: “Welcome to the club Pal, we got depression.”

Mythology Island: “I done the trials and- *Zeus is the bad guy*…HECK!”

Skullduggery Island: “Does anyone feel Seasick about this? Because I am starting to feel queasy…and nervous about meeting pirates.”

Steamworks Island: “Don’t left me alone with any danger ahead, you hear me Sprocket?”

Cryptids Island: *sees the Jersey Devil and starts running* “Nopenopenopenopenopenope!”

Wild West Island: “Alright Sheriff, but if I don’t Make it, please tell my Wife I love her.”

Red Dragon Island: *gets involved in a Sumo Fight* “I don’t think I am the right size for this fight.”

Shrink Ray Island: “My Gosh! Cj’s Teacher done this to me and her?! Man he seems worst than Samuel, gosh I hate greedy people!”

Mystery Train Island: “I am going to call that the Butler did it.”

Game Show Island: “I have to stop a Robot apocalypse by game shows? Pfff, Typical!”

Ghost Story Island: *gets spooked by the ghost encounters*

S.O.S Island: *is holding Ishmael* “Ok whose this child belong to?”

Vampire‘s Curse Island: “Wait, you captured a girl because she looks like your dead wife? First of all, That’s Creepy and Gross, And second of all, Let it go!”

Twisted Thicket Island: *gets spotted by the Goblins* “Uhh Fellas? We can talk about this- *gets chased by them while screaming*”

Lunar Colony Island: *Gordon left Joe with Joe being in his astronaut suit and the rocket starts to launch* “Gordon YOU COWAAAAAAAAAAARRRrrrrrrddd!”

Super Villain Island: “What do you mean Dr. Jupit- *Dr. Jupiter is Zeus* GOSH DANG IT ZEUS!! DO I HAVE TO PUNCH YOU WITH MY MORTAL FISTS AGAIN?!”

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Island: *sees Violet get turned into a blueberry and gets Zomberry flashbacks*

Night Watch Island: “Well, this couldn’t Get any worst...*see a Berry Delicious Smoothie Shop*…SON OF A-”

Back-Lot Island: “If any of you studio peeps make me do a Zomberry Movie, I am going to leave.”

Poptropolis Game Islands: “No Paddlefishes? Alright, I am fine with Yellowjackets.”

Virus Hunter Island: “Joe, I got a lot to discuss to you about viruses And what NOT to eat!”

Mocktropica Island: *is in the anime styled scene but a different anime style* “Good Grief.”

Monster Carnival Island: “Look Ringmaster, turning people into monsters is not going to help with your issue, that Honest Gabe dude is not here anymore and if he is, I am going to teach him a lesson for the thing he has done to you!”

Survival Island Part 1: *Gets caught by a Bear* “Uhhh, growl?”

Survival Island Part 2: *is eating fish* “Finally, some meat I can eat!”

Survival Island Part 3: *is climbing the tower* “Uff, come on, gotta…get to the top!”

Survival Island Part 4: “*sarcastic* Oh wow, hunting…how fun. *Myron told Joe he is going to hunt him down* Oh…*starts running* YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!”

Survival Island Part 5: “Hey Max, You are my friend now since we both share common things.”

Mission Atlantis Island Part 1: *is taking pictures of the sea life* “I wanna take a picture of a Paddlefish, is it alright I can find a paddlefish so I can take a picture of it and keep the photo?”

Mission Atlantis Island Part 2: ”Please let there be no jumpscares..please let there be no jumpscares.”

Mission Atlantis Part 3: “Welp, there goes my chance to be at the newspaper for discovering the lost city.”

Poptropicon Island Part 1: “I am going to blame the catapult if I ever broke my leg!”

Poptropicon Island Part 2: “Hey nice Omegon Costume there, it looks so real...Wait a minute.”

Poptropicon Island Part 3: “Tessa, was it? Let me tell you something that you can understand; DON’T! TRUST! VILLAINS!”

Arabian Nights Island part 1: “I swear to Zeus if this Camel spits on me..”

Arabian Nights Island part 2: “Hi fellow thieves, yes I am a thief not a construction worker in disguise.”

Arabian Nights island Part 3: “Hey Sultan’s Daughter, do me a favor and STOP IT WITH YOUR EMO PHASE! Think of your Father, he might be concerned for you!”

Mystery of the Map Island: “Great, have to play Babysitter while John Wick is getting away with the map.”

Escape from Pelican Rock Island: “Please do not let me take a shower, I do not wanna drop the soap so this Big Tuna guy don’t Bully me while I don’t have my clothes on!”

Monkey Wrench Island: “Gosh dang it, I knew this is going to happen! Now we are stranded!”

Reality Tv; Wild Safari Island: “Why did I forget the bug spray?!”

Fairy Tale Island: “Listen here you Stripe the Gremlin Wannabe, I have to fix those fairytale peeps‘ problem all thanks to your shenanigans, now I will end it right here you scaly weasel.”

Goofball Island: *gets zapped by the Ray and there was no effect* Joke’s on you, I am Pessimistic..and also, dead inside.

Jade Scarab Island: *walk like a Egyptian plays in the background as he pops up from the sand next to the villains* Uh hey there…so are you two a thing or something? *looks at the foreman* and why do you look like a evil version of me?

#Poptropica #Joe Puddy #Wow Joe is dissing some of the villains #It would have been funny if he appeared in those islands #Especially with Zeus and Samuel brains #and honest Gabe too #he Would totally bring out his Hammer trademark

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crepuscular-gloom · 4 years

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Poptropica Island Ratings

okay I saw a post on here a while ago and someone rated the Poptropica islands. I remember agreeing with a lot of them, but they only went so far so a lot of the newer islands were missed out. I came across it again recently and got hit by a wave of nostalgia so I’m gonna do my own now. Unoriginal content very good. i’ll put a keep reading link to stop it from taking up too much space

Early Poptropica - mega nostalgia but kinda boring. I like the original Poptropicans being pixely and there is a goth gf in the sewers however the giant green spider scared the shit out of me as a kid and the idea of an aircraft graveyard made me sad so 6/10

Shark Tooth Island - also nostalgic but I didn’t complete it for a long time for some reason.. very short. it has a story but its there is nasty shark and people stuck on an island so make a calming potion. the medicine man looks like he is from viva pinata so 6/10

Time Tangled Island - VERY GOOD AND FUN AND HISTORICAL FUCK THAT AZTEC THO DICKHEAD. quite lengthy for an island but this is good because that means more time periods to explore. it’s also educational but i just care about restoring time. very legendary the iconic just jumped out - 10/10

24 Carrot Island - stupid pun point taken off. introduces Dr Hare and people are THIRSTY. you can dye your hair with milkshakes. i thought it was creepy as a kid honestly. i think its mind control or something. but i like it, it still has nostalgia value 8/10

Super Power Island - very legend like. i loooove the antagonists, especially copy cat but i think i had to look up a guide to beat her because i was dumb af. you need a licence to be a superhero but you are a superhero!!! very fun i like this one a lot 10/10

Spy Island - i remember sucking at this one as well as a kid. i think it fucks with peoples hair and i only remember because my character looks fresh 100% of the time and this island fucked it up i think. i don't really remember it tho. 5/10

Nabooti Island - it’s based on a Choose Your Own Adventure book so good premise. go around the world is also good. you have to get jewels i think. ngl i didn’t finish this one because i sucked at it so i’m just going off the wiki and how far i got into it. fuck the animal puzzle 7/10

Big Nate Island - who the fuck is Big Nate. i only remember the school climbing frame and a stink bomb. fuck you big nate we don’t have your comics in England 1/10

Astro-Knights Island - medieval knights.... IN SPACE?!?! COUNT ME IN. crazy jester bard guy antagonist. people are thirsty for him too. i’m pretty sure you end up in another dimension or something. cyborgs and shit 9/10

Counterfeit Island - bruh i loved this island. pretty sure antagonist is also making people thirsty. you have to go back to Early Poptropica Island to complete it, very cool. investigating crime is cool idea it’s l.a. noire in poptropica. the wiki says there is a glitch called anti-social clown and i have to say relatable 9/10

Reality TV Island - i think i completed this like twice and i remember jackshit. you get to see past characters tho so very good. it’s just doing challenges. 4/10

Mythology Island - VERY GOOD. LEARN ABOUT MYTHOLOGY. you can fight hydra and other creatures, you meet Zeus you meet Hades, Aphrodite is a bitch. 9/10

Skullduggery Island - pirates are always good no matter what. apparently it is one of the hardest islands which explains why i never completed it but you fight other pirates and sea monsters for doubloons or some shit sounds cool to me 8/10

Steamworks Island - steampunk is good. i remember completing this and thinking it was interesting and weird to look at. i think the atmosphere is was lonely tho. there’s a boss battle against a plant i think. otherwise i don’t fuckin remember 7/10

Great Pumpkin Island - it’s Peanuts so it’s nice. very nice and simple. it’s just about the great pumpkin except you’re there. 6/10

Cryptids Island - GOD TIER. CRYPTIDS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. some of it is scary tho. the jersey devil just fucking staring at you from the window was a shit the bed moment for a kids game. also before the islands got rebooted, it was one of the only islands to have sound effects, i.e. when the chupacabra bursts out the box. honestly because of the balls on this kids game to scare children and also being good island 10/10

Wild West Island - the only thing better than pirates is cowboys. i don’t really remember it but you do go against an outlaw gang. i like cowboys 10/10

Wimpy Wonderland Island - Jeff I know you made doawk and poptropica but did you have to show it. ngl i liked it because i like doawk. but it’s kinda... creatively bankrupt i guess. 3/10 2 points because Rodrick is there

Red Dragon Island - i think more time travel but just to old Japan. you have to save a girl. that’s all i remember. also i think there is a nasty samurai guy. but also evil dragon. i can’t remember because for the longest time this was a premium account only island so i never got to finish it for the longest time. that was a dick move 7/10 for that alone.

Shrink Ray Island - cool premise but this island expects me to learn morse code 3/10

Mystery Train Island - detectives? on a train? very nice. basically murder on the orient express except no murder and thomas edison is there and also various other 1700/1800 nerds

Game Show Island - basically Reality TV except it’s to save the world from robots. 5/10

Ghost Story Island - wow iconic. this is the only island with voice acting and it’s to fucking jumpscare you i shat myself.�� ghost hunting, very cool 10/10

S.O.S Island - it’s basically Titanic mixed with Moby Dick. it’s ok 6/10

Vampire’s Curse Island - i reaaaally like this one. i like vampires. it has a vampire daddy in it so. he kidnaps a teenage girl tho because he thinks its the love of his life who is dead. kinda weird. he does stop being insane at the end tho and says sorry and dies. the girls bf is a dickhead tho. 9/10

Twisted Thicket Island - i think you’re saving a forest from becoming housing. i really like it because it introduces various folkloric creatures like the nokken. i only remember the nokken because i went on akinator to see if he knew what it was and i don’t think he did so i added it and it’s photo to his database. or maybe it was just his photo but i remember uploading something to akinator. 8/10

Poptropolis Games Island - i don’t think i liked this one 3/10

Wimpy Boardwalk Island - Jeff. 2/10 1 point added because Rodrick is also there

Lunar Colony Island - space is good. do i remember this island tho? no. i think theres aliens tho. 5/10 because i like space and aliens.

Super Villain Island - it brings back the most memorable villains like binary bard and black widow. you find out why they are evil. pretty chill 8/10

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory Island - what do you expect 5/10

Zomberry Island - the last of us except i think people are just eating nasty berries really. i like it it’s spooky 7/10

Night Watch Island - Paul Blart Mall Cop 6/10

Back Lot Island - you make a film. i can’t remeber it like at all. 6/10 because it sounds ok

Poptropolis Games Island Part 2 - fuck off 2/10

Virus Hunter Island - i don’t think i completed this one either. however it is one of those inside the human body things which is always cool if cliche. 8/10

Mocktropica Island - very satirical what if about if poptropica was run by assholes. ironic since a bunch of islands were made premium only for a while. pretty sure the bonus missions still are too which is why i’m not mentioning them. funny tho 7/10

Monster Carnival Island - spooky yes. people thirst over the ringmaster raven guy too. theres a spooky clown on the ferris wheel. i don’t remember much other than i liked it because it was about monsters in a theme park. 9/10 i remember it was surprisingly short tho

Survival Island - castaway except it’s you. i don’t remember it either lmao. i got out of touch with old poptropica real bad by this time so my next ratings might be unfair sorry. pretty sure it also becomes the most dangerous game tho and some guy wants to actually fucking kill you. ballsy. 7/10 because it sounds ok i should maybe play it.

Mission Atlantis Island - i like atlantis but i didn’t play this one either. you see deepsea creatures which are spooky so extra points 8/10

PoptropiCon Island - poptropica’s answer to comicon. now i did play this one for some reason but i don’t remember it too well either. i was 14 when it came out so. sounds like yu-gi-oh so good. 7/10

Arabian Nights Island - didn’t play it i think it’s just telling the story. it’s a cool story so 7/10

Galactic Hotdogs Island - what the fuck 1/10

Mystery of The Map Island - vikings are cool. island seems very short tho. 5/10

Timmy Failure Island - who the fuck. this would be more impactful if i read these fucking things but i don’t. who the fuck are you timmy. i guess it’s called failure for a reason. (that was mean sorry) 1/10

Escape from Pelican Rock Island - prison break, nice idea. you have like a twin in this one. seems a bit repetitive sometimes tho. theres like 7 days of doing similar things. 6/10

Monkey Wrench Island - it was created to be the new tutorial, i.e. an actual tutorial rather than Early Poptropica. very fast and boring, especially if you already know everything. 2/10

Crisis Caverns Island - i know nothing about this. even the wiki is incomplete. maybe that means its shit then. 1/10 the wiki doesn’t even care too much about this one.

Greek Sea Odyssey - more ancient greece is always good. you get to beat the shit out of zeus this time 8/10

Snagglemast Island - all you do is collect coins. another tutorial one. 1/10.

bonus: home island. legit just a hub. points added because you can do a lot of customisation here and pick up a pet that doesn’t cost credits. 4/10

DOUBLE BONUS: the little haunted house mini thing. very good because spooky costumes, spooky house fun little monster party. 10/10

#poptropica #feel free to add your opinions #do you agree #or disagree #i get unfair because i stopped playing a loooong time ago #tho i sometimes jump on #if you see me i'm called chilly skull #edgy i know but i made it when i was 7 #poptropica islands #this felt like writing a goddamn essay enjoy

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ao3feed-mythology · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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(US TV), G-Force: Guardians of Space, G-Force (2009), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian Religion, Little House on the Prairie (TV), The Prince of Egypt (1998), Mulan (1998), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain, Number the Stars - Lois Lowry, The Giver Series - Lois Lowry, Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes, SuperLuv - Shane Dawson (Song), Kirby - All Media Types, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Cow and Chicken (TV), Block B, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Groundhog Day (1993), Christian Bible, Islamic Lore, Jewish Scripture & Legend, The Epic of Gilgamesh, תורה | Torah, Hindu Religions & Lore, Orphan Black (TV), Black Panther (2018), Mad Men, Goosebumps - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pretty Little Liars, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs, Pillsbury Company "Pillsbury Doughboy" Commercials, Nickelback (Band), Rocko's Modern Life, All That (TV 1994), The Color Purple - Alice Walker

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Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Oscar (Shark Tale), Brook Soso, Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Megan Bloomfield, Graham Eaton, Lenny the Chocolate Moose, George Milton, Lennie Small, Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello, Lemony Snicket, Alexandrite (Steven Universe), Dominga "Daddy" Duarte, Artesian McCullough, Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Zircon (Steven Universe), Jade West, Joel Luschek, Noelle Holiday, Slim (Of Mice and Men), Slime (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft), Enderman (Minecraft), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Janae Watson, Sister Jane Ingalls, Sophia Burset, Baz (Sharknado), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Starfire, Cyborg (Character), The Beast (Over the Garden Wall), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), John Bennett (Orange is the New Black), John Doe (Roblox), John Wick, Ruby (Steven Universe), Jane Doe, Justin Hammer, Carrie "Big Boo" Black, Peridot (Steven Universe), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Shrek (Shrek), Annoying Dog (Undertale), Ben Shapiro, Desert Glass (Steven Universe), GLaDOS, Winnie (Free!), Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap, Watanabe You, Franny Morello, Thanos (Marvel), Spider (Minecraft), May Parker (Spider-Man), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Peter Parker, Lois Griffin, Michael Scott, Freddy Fazbear, Nevel Papperman

Relationships: Piper Chapman/Alex Vause, Nicky Nichols/Alex Vause, Parker (Leverage)/Alex Vause, Megan Bloomfield/Graham Eaton, Barry Benson/Oscar (Shark Tale), Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Sans (Undertale), Sans (Undertale) & Peridot (Steven Universe), Olivia Caliban/Jacquelyn Scieszka, Blue Diamond/Greg Universe, Sans (Undertale)/Shrek (Shrek), Papyrus (Undertale) & Sonic the Hedgehog, Noelle Holiday/Susie (Deltarune), George Milton & Lennie Small, Artesian McCullough/Maritza Ramos, Alex Vause/Reader, W. D. Gaster/Sans/Reader, Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Harry Potter, Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Harry Potter, Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Garnet/Jasper (Steven Universe), Alice (Alice in Wonderland)/Christopher Robin (Winnie-the-Pooh), Frank Castle/John Wick, Joel Luschek/Nicky Nichols, Alexandrite/Malachite (Steven Universe), Freddie Benson/Carly Shay, Star Butterfly & Steven Universe, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor, Galina "Red" Reznikov/Gloria Mendoza, Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes)/Pearl (Steven Universe), Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Carol Denning/Reader, Sans/Sans (Undertale), Chara/Frisk (Undertale), Tony Stark/Thanos, Peter Griffin/Johnny Test, Courage/Katz, Jane Eyre/Edward Rochester, Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)/Eugene Krabs, Gene Forrester/Phineas "Finny", Creeper (Minecraft)/Sans (Undertale), Creeper/Steve (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft)/Reader, Gene/Jailbreak/Hi-5 (The Emoji Movie), Jailbreak/Smiler, Lord Boxman/Eugene "Gar" Garcia, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Halpert/Michael Scott, Eievui | Eevee/Pikachu, Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum/Serena, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Harry Potter, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Reader, Freddie Benson/Nevel Papperman, Gibby Gibson/Nevel Papperman, Lorna Morello/Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello/Vince Muccio, Liane Cartman/Quahog Residents (Family Guy), Lois Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire/Joe Swanson, Benny (In the Heights)/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Futanari, Mouth Sewn Shut, Everyone Is Gay, Kissing, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal, Vore, Cock & Ball Torture, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Furry, Irony, Epic, Bromance, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes, Brownies, Mind Control, Dogs

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ao3feed-hamilton · 5 years

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by Zxrcon

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Additional Tags: Futanari, Orgy, Mouth Sewn Shut, Gay Sex, Everyone Is Gay, Lesbian Character, Lesbian Sex, Kissing, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal

from AO3 works tagged 'Hamilton - Miranda' http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

#IFTTT #ao3feed #Hamilton #fanfic

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madmen-ao3feed · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #mad men

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uhhailey · 5 years

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Things I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

I graduated!!! So have the list of things I’ve overheard at school!

- "I stopped using anal beads... (muffled conversation)"

- "Why would you even kill a prostitute in the first place?"

- One bro to his bro friend "dude stop sucking dicks"

- "What did we do in math?" "Smoke weed."

- "He doesn't eat paper anymore it doesn't taste good."

- "You look like a lesbian." "What does a lesbian look like?" "You."

- "You look like an old math teacher."

- "Have you ever sent noodles?"

- "Thanks mom."

- "Do you like tacos or hotdogs?"

- "Do you think i'd memorize it if I ate the paper?"

- "What's up my dick-sucking whore?" *sucking noise*

- "Forgive me heavenly father, for I have sinned." "Why?" "I wrote 1,555 words of smut last night." "Oh."

- "He eats his poop!"

- "Fidget and chill"

- "Oh I thought that was a duck but it was really a rock."

- "You can always shower but you can't shower when you're dead."

- "I thought it was a chicken but it was just a fire hydrant."

- "Don't touch me I don't want your diseases."

- "Is that arm dead? No it's alive."

- "Just want to make sure, tacos and burritos are already in Spanish right?"

- "People are like sandwiches." “Elaborate?” “No.”

- "All I drink is nuts."

- *in Snape's voice* "Comó te llamas, Potter?"

- "I don't trust anyone who kicks bread."

- "Remind me to kill myself in ten minutes."

- "Wait, are Italian people white?!" "Yes." "Oh."

- "Don't call me bro I'm not your brother."

- "I love the Nintendo Gods™"

- "You look so good - eat my ass"

- Listening to the "Be More Chill" soundtrack: "I hate country music"

- "You're gonna become a professional guitar? Let me know how that goes."

- "It looks like Saturday today!"

- "Hey there, malignant tumor."

- *the bell is ringing* “Is the bell ringing?”

- *gives a penny i found to my friend” “Thanks, now I can finally buy my yacht.”

- “You guys know how to make cake? I once boiled an egg and it exploded.”

- “What does the V stand for” “Vasectomy.”

- “The clitoris is not located on the leg.”

- “What’s up bro?” “Not my grades”

- “He has a butt. I ate the butt.”

- “I went to an ocean once.”

- “Can I borrow your eyes for a second?”

- “Mine hasn’t eaten a cat yet.”

- “I will slap you with a taco.”

- “It’s report card night today!” “Who is Japartard?”

- “So I was eating mini oreos in the bathtub...”

- “I finally figured out how to do that Poptropica mission thing.”

- “Do blind people use echolocation?”

- “THANOS DEMANDS YOUR FUCKING SILENCE!”

- “Thanos can suck my ass.”

- “King-Fucking-Julien making an appearance on Instagram! Ugh, daddy.”

- “In the Bee Movie, did the lady fall in love with the bee?” “Yeah, that’s the whole premise of the movie.”

- “What if there was an inverse sandwich? Like... the bread is on the inside and the ham is on the outside?”

- “Elon Musk is my dad.”

- “Is anyone Catholic in here?” “No I’m Chinese.”

- “There’s a baby over there!” (multiple gasps of excitement) “With the lady pushing the baby cart!”

- “Whale sharks are thicc.”

- “The luxurious key of B flat”

- “This is my son, Stove.”

- “My blueberry ran away.”

- “People in the LGBT community we’re generally associated with Communists.” “Well, guess I’m a Communist.”

- “Spoons are just bowls on sticks.” “Holy shit.”

- “Abe Lincoln or Babe Lincoln?”

- “Tomorrow is Meme Day so if you don’t dress up you’ll fail all your classes.”

- “If you made a documentary about dogs would you call it a dogumentary?”

- “I smell bullshit.” “I smell ass.”

- “How do you break an avocado??”

- “Look at this nice twig.” “That’s a nice-ass twig.”

- A magician pulled out 3 cups. My friend immediately said: “Shots!”

- “Never have I ever bullied someone.” “Does myself count?”

- “We were dissecting cats and the teacher literally started playing that ASPCA commercial.”

- *Puts a pillbug upright* “That’s my act of kindness for the day I’m done”

- “No shut up I’m not going vegan for you”

- “It’s gonna let all liquidy bro!”

- “Vegans say nuts have protein to make themselves feel good.”

- “Do you remember the vine where the guy throws the tater tot at the guy’s butthole?”

- “One of my tastebuds is falling off.”

- “My blood pressure could not be any higher.”

- “Who the fuck takes a bite out of an onion?”

- “Be a detective so you can win the detective competition.”

- “Why does this store sell so many weapons?” “These are Harry Potter wands.”

- “I dropped my wallet on the floor of the Disney store and it was covered in glitter when I picked it up.”

- “They’re in between middle-aged and old.”

- “You see the sign that says yeet? Yeah, right above that”

- “Danger! Danger! Nick Jonas!”

- *while driving* “This guy is so close to me right now and if I suddenly stop he’s going right up my butt and I don’t think we’ve reached that level of a relationship yet.”

- “Is Caillou asian?”

- “That bird is Jesus.”

- “I peed on his neck.”

- “Boba Fett is gay, there is canonical proof.”

- “Dua Loopa ‘round this dick”

- “Horses have the fattest quads”

- “What’s America’s penis?”

- “You should have a superpower where you can place trash cans wherever you want. You’d be called White Trash!!”

- “Jesus, that car just farted!!”

- “What’s the purpose of eyebrows?”

- “What are you good at?” “Breathing. Wait, just kidding, I have asthma”

- “I will strip for you”

- “Oh, so you’re from one of those square states, huh?”

- “This weather makes me want to kill myself” “All weather makes me want to kill myself”

- “Ants can’t get to the second floor! Ants don’t know how to use stairs!”

- “Yo bro you have ADHD?” “Yeah bro join the club” “Where can I sign up?” “It’s not an actual club dumbass.”

A bunch of 5th graders are outside the window:

- “[Teacher’s Name] you’ll scare them. Show them a math problem” “They look so happy and full of life. I wonder what that’s like.”

- “Do you follow wherever your dick goes?” “It’s not a compass!!!”

- “California is not furry central!!”

- “I’m afraid of those.” “Whisks?” “No, tongue rings.”

- “Hail is just mean snow.”

- “I think it’s Mardi Gras.” “I’ve never heard of that. Is it a white holiday?”

- “This school is on AIDS.” “I don’t think you can be on AIDS.”

- “Do they have any animals in Europe?”

- “Do any of you want to donate blood?” “I don’t want anybody to have my blood. I worked hard for it!”

- *angrily* “You’ve played patty cake every day for the last week for 20 minutes!!”

- “Big boobs aren’t the only thing that is good, all things are good.”

- “You got herps?”

- “I’m so done with high school.” “Why?” “Some guy right in front of me just threw up!!”

- “They’re taking my teeth!!!!”

- “Oh, it’s egg!”

- *guy opens a tampon* “It’s a popsicle!!!”

- “I’m so good at this game. No matter how hard I try I can never fai- oop never mind I failed.”

- “Okay so, Yee.”

- “I need to put a sticker on my camera for, like, hackers, but I’m lonely”

- *at a trampoline* “Wait omg!! I’m going to lay face down and you can jump so I can fly into the air!!!” “Yeah!!! That’ll be fun!!!” .. “shit my nose is bleeding”

- “I’m going to try to avoid contracting tapeworm in the Denny’s parking lot”

- “Does size matter in hand modeling?”

#high school #school #graduation #funny

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ao3feed-orphanblack · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

#ao3feed #fanfic #orphan black #fanfiction #obfic

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ao3feed-babysittersclub · 5 years

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All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by Zxrcon

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Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #fanfiction #ann m. martin #the baby-sitters club #the babysitters club #baby

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xxgalacticambitionsxx · 1 year

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I posted 3,889 times in 2022

That's 3,889 more posts than 2021!

275 posts created (7%)

3,614 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@exist101

@moonamite

@is-the-owl-video-cute

@kittieshauntedourfantasy

@boiledegghole

I tagged 1,611 of my posts in 2022

#poptropica - 592 posts

#binary bard - 165 posts

#dr hare - 81 posts

#ringmaster raven - 50 posts

#rumpelstiltskin poptropica - 44 posts

#red baroness - 32 posts

#space - 26 posts

#director d - 21 posts

#myron van buren - 20 posts

#red queen poptropica - 19 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i think there should be pop characters as sexymen because it would be so fucking jarring to go onto the sexypedia and see like bard or raven

My Top Posts in 2022:

love how the plots of some poptropica islands are just absolutely off their rocker

under a read more because, wow, this really got away from me

this shark has been eating people so you gotta make it go honk mimimimimi

this furry really wants carrots and also w o r l d d o m i n a t i o n so you explode his rabbot. leaving him stranded in space- wait isn't this a kid's game?

this guy is bald and he's really mad about it

zeus is a very bad man and you need to go kick him in the shin

OOO PIRATES

lady with very strange hair tries to kill you over bigfoot

greg you are horrible at watching over your younger brother. be better

small time

this guy almost kills a bunch of people because he is mad at a whale

vampire kidnaps lady because he thinks she's his wife

the olympics

SALERNO COME BACK

oh we're making the villains not evil, that's good- OH GOSH DARNIT IT'S ZEUS AGAIN

this guy tries to steal a baseball card

you need to shrink down and go inside this man to get rid of his disease because he put it on his freaking poutine

capitalism!

RAVEN I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN-

Is- Is this The Most Dangerous Game? Isn't this a kid's game?

Comicon

This girl with an incredibly hard to spell name, just, really doesn't wanna be royalty

oh hey this one's based off the graphic novels!

Oops, you get framed and have to break out of jail!

Amelia Earhart's angry German ex really doesn't want to lose this race

reality tv island but worse

this guy is stealing happy endings and you gotta say his name three times to banish him- just kidding! you freed him you utter fool

oh crap you were turned into a villain for a few minutes, that was, that was unexpected. Also you get a choice for the ending so get ready for ✨crippling doubt that you made the right decision✨

THAT CAT WAS THE GODDESS BASTET? also i used to have a cat named Bastet

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i put so much effort into this it's unbelievable

also if this gets to 50 notes i'll make it my profile picture for a week

25 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

Super Paper Mario fucked me up because i can no longer react to similes in a normal way

"She was as sweet as cotton candy on a beautiful spring day" Like, yeesh Dimentio, take it down a notch

52 notes - Posted October 10, 2022

Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

Reblog if you agree!

106 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

victor frankenstein wasn't even a doctor he was a college student why the hell do we even call him that

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #long post

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schistcity · 6 years

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poptropica islands, rated.

Early Poptropica Island: a lot of intense aesthetic mismatching. the 8-bit “early poptropicans” gag is genuinely pretty funny though. nostalgia value is waY HIGH but that’s sort of the only thing it has going for it. 2/10

Shark Tooth Island: a step up but still average. had “A Plot” and a consistent aesthetic throughout. not much, but better. 4/10

Time-Tangled Island: utterly and completely flawless. 10/10

24 Carrot Island: b movie-esque sci-fi/horror romp. absolutely no idea what was happening on this island but that bunny guy had such a Look going. 6/10

Super Power Island: a bunch of supervillains broke out of prison, thus ensues the Top 10 Anime Battles of All Time + you got super powers. tight af. 7/10

Spy Island: weird plot-line about hair? 5/10.

Nabooti Island: I Bless The Chaos Emeralds Down In Africa. 7/10.

Astroknights Island: medieval knights in space and you gotta save the princess from a chaotic neutral cyborg bard. no clue what kind of aesthetic these dudes were going for here but I love every second of it. 8/10.

Counterfeit Island: spy island but better. genuinely one of the cooler plot-lines on an island about thwarting an art heist. rad female villain. 9/10.

Mythology Island: one of the coolest things that ever wracked my feeble child body. cool outfits and quests and I think you become a god in the end? sign me the fuck up. bonus points for having the balls to make zeus the bad guy (@ rick riordan, lookin’ at you). 10/10.

Skullduggery Island: pirates. you are one. a single point deducted, however, for trying to stealthily teach me about how bank loans work. 9/10.

Steamworks Island: interesting premise where you spend pretty much the entirety of the island alone, exploring a post-disaster steampunk city. Not as strong story-wise, but one of the visually cooler islands they ever did. 9/10.

Cryptids Island: poptropica was so ahead of the cryptid curve and this island kicked ass. how can you go wrong with a cryptid hunting adventure?? bonus points for possessing the fucking gall to have the player ride a motorcycle into the new jersey woods at night to explore an abandoned shack and see the fucking devil in the flesh. 11/10.

Wild West Island: cowboys but you don’t use real guns because i think they got in trouble for the devil thing. 8/10.

Wimpy Wonderland Island: Jeff, i appreciate your work but i don’t want this. 2/10.

Red Dragon Island: magic treehouse-no-jutsu. i know we’re all upset this island wasn’t based on thomas harris’s acclaimed 1981 crime thriller novel of the same name but the weeb-ass ninja shit was cool and I did spend time in prison there, so it is kind of like red dragon! points deducted for being sell-outs tho. 7/10.

Mystery Train Island: TRAIN MYSTERY SET DURING THE CHICAGO WORLD’S FAIR WHERE YOU CLUDEO THE FUCK OUT OF HISTORICAL FIGURES AND HAVE A BOSS BATTLE ON A FERRIS WHEEL. IT’S FLAWLESS. 10/10.

Ghost Story Island: it had genuinely terrifying voice-acting and it made me shit myself. 8/10.

#i can't believe i spent time on this list lmao #poptropica #i got hit by mad nostalgia last night so i drafted this and here we are #clare says things

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All Together™

by mellloyelllo

die

Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

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