#that tumblr lyfe

[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

[turanga4]

Blockin' my daily allotment of porn bots, I read this as though for the first time and cannot help but wonder...

Like...will they actually get back to us, regarding this?

I hope the response comes as an absolute HURRICANE of animated tiny crabs, released simultaneously in EVERYONE'S inbox, with each and every crab grasping the phrase "you were right" in their claws.

[uncannysound9]

[adrianarodriguezp]

10 degrees in Chicago

[n3pt0-0n]

its been 3 years since I searched up "r/" on tumblr not realizing that reddit and tumblr were different things

[adibkhorram]

okay i know we like to joke about the spambots on here but like...for me it was a twice-a-week thing before today, and now i've gotten six in twelve hours. what is happening.

[stargazerdaisy]

How do you get the Super Boop? I see I've been sent a couple, but I don't know how I can send them back. Is there a threshold at which I unlock that feature?

[sionisjaune]

To the people who have followed me post charles/damiano ficlet… i hope you like reading posts about lewis hamilton fucking his evil ex lol

[lily-ohfally]

Well... I may have gotten a little silly

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[turanga4]

A Tumblr Haiku

Just tumbled new fic

Lightning icon excites me

Alas more porn bots

[lunarcrown]

10000 posts!

Holy crap that ���here’s my tag organization for this angsty ass Minecraft au” was my 10,000th post WOW AND TUMBLR WAS LIKE WE SEE YOU U DEGENERATE and gave me a notif and a picture DHGDHD

[hungerpunch]

☀️summer ask game☀️ post 9 pictures from your camera roll of your summer so far and then anonymously forward this ask to whomever you want🍉🍒🌻⛱️🧴👙

oh! well hi, this is so kind of you to send me!! thank you!! it made me realize i've been kinda slacking on taking photos of my summer.

i chose 10 photos but i will be deleting the ones of my face after a while. please don't reblog!!

much of the summer months have been spent refinishing a 15-step staircase in our house

fried zucchini chips & cherry tomatoes at our favorite greek joint

wild raspberries from our garden

when it's cold enough in june to necessitate a hoodie

night out, pretty drunk, do not remember which bar this is in

inside the bathroom at my fav coffee shop

prairie wildflowers that i'm trying to keep outside

inside the ikea of plant nurseries

so much of my summer has been spent in the car and sometimes i have munch cargo!

the recent flood in our basement. this is me probably two hours before the water stopped coming up. that's a flashlight in my mouth.

[scoups4lyfe]

Scoups! First of all, happy belated birthday. Second of all, how have you been! I meant to check up on you but life's gotten a little busy these past couple of weeks. Everything good? You doing okay?

(and of course you can't win against Haiku, you know the rules; if you hate/can't stand a character, they're gonna be everyone's favorite, that's just how it is)

Howddddy <333!!!!

I"'m doing fine for someone both mentally ill and currently unmedicated. :3

I put my two weeks in at my stupid fooking job that I hated. (Fedex, for anyone curious.) I have approx 6 days left of working there >:o.

Being unmedicated however has made doing remotely anything that I enjoy really really hard. So, I haven't been live-blogging or watching anything LOL. My only respite has been v-tubers for the last 7-ish months. Specifically Gavis Bettel.

Yada yada yadaaaaaaaaaaaa

hope you're doing well >:))

Also,

I WILL beat Haiku someday. Idk how or when.

But when I

g E T--