#that was the worst

[tortoisebore]

i am here to confirm before you all that as of two minutes ago, chapter 9 is (finally) written in its entirety 💀

i’m starting on editing tomorrow (bc my brain is fried rn & the last 2-3k words need a truly comical amount of work) & i’ll keep u updated on the timeline, but i think we’re looking at a wednesday update! 🤭

thank u for being patient 💕💕💕💕💕

[rexscanonwife]

Guess who just found out she's working for SIX DAYS STRAIGHT

[lightthewaybackhome]

Can someone please remind me not to ever go grocery shopping on Valentine's Day ever again. For the love of all that is holy!

[izvmimi]

also have any of yall ever had off-target sex dreams

like it's clearly a horny dream but not with your fave

[alphacrone]

idk if this is just a problem for people i know but please bring back indoor wedding ceremonies. the weather is too fucking unpredictable anymore for us to be fucking around like this anymore. i don’t care how aesthetic it is, please provide a roof and central air.

[netegf]

H-Heathrow airport (fearful tone)

[babygirlbdubs]

if i ever see a minecraft go-mart again i will explode everyone on earth with my mind.

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[aimlesspoet]

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[nando161mando]

There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US, and 650,000 homeless per the very bias official numbers, or 23 houses per person