#that would be silly

[aurenzo]

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: PEteR bEnJAmiN PaRKeR!

Peter: y-yeah?

Tony: Why do you have a fake ID!?

Peter: *incoherent mumbling*

Tony: what was that?!

Peter: You have to be 18 to pet the puppies

[cyber-corp]

Seeing Homestuck on the trending page scares me sometimes. Like girl what did you do this time 🙄

[skyeoak]

Really hoping we get a tmagp episode about family bloggers I think it could get so conceptually scary

[vhalesa]

do you like revue starlight sorry i cant tell

No, they own my entire soul. Like this:

Hope that answers your question, ty

(yes, you can have the art separately too)

[smoothriverrocksrock]

Haven’t fully organized my thoughts on this yet but I think there’s something to be said about how G1 Dinobots, Insecticons, and Stunticons are all inherently tied to Earth. It’s hard to say with the Insecticons, but considering they didn’t know Megatron at first I think it’s safe to say that none of them were there to witness the beginning of the war, or even fully understand why it happened. They were all just made / found and expected to go along with the it. None of them ever even had Cybertronian alt modes, just the Earth based ones they were made with. The Aerialbots also kinda fit into this, but I’d say less so since they were made from altered Cybertron vehicles and seemed to show a preference for the other planet.

I think a neat fic idea could be made out of the three groups deciding they had no obligation to the war since they weren’t from Cybertron. “Not my planet, not my war” type stuff. Also think something interesting could be made with the other bots thinking less of them because of their Earthly ties, since in the show the characters already seem to be a bit against them (The Dinobots being seen as dumb and destructive, the Insecticons as untrustworthy gluttons)

[t4r0tc4rdz]

Me and the bestie when The Knife Dance is on at the function

[scratchedagain]

Decided to quilt myself a shrug out of some fabric quarters I bought and then didn't use.

I do everything by hand, and am fairly pleased with how my consistent my stitches have gotten. Not the tightest in the world at 8-9 stitches per inch, but I'm happy!

Protip for anyone who sews: Don't stick the needle into the fabric that is almost the same color. Look at this foolishness:

I found that needle when I jabbed myself with it.

Anyway, finished shrug:

[anonymous-dentist]

My cold medicine has made me deathly ill so that obviously means it’s time for me to sit and mine obsidian on the ahsmp for the next few hours for noooooo particular reason :)

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Do any of the cow hybrid boys have a preference for how they're milked? Like what position they're in, where y'all are, whether you use your hands/mouth/a machine, etc.?

Well first of all, none of them prefer a machine. Some of them are fine with one, but especially for the boys with larger chests it's just not comfortable. All of them love your mouth though, it's just so intimate and warm. Though it's a little too intimate in the beginning, so it's best to stick with your hands. Where it almost feels like a machine is stealing their milk it feels like they're giving their milk whenever you milk them. Hands are for quicker "Lighten the load" or "for selling" milkings and your mouth is more for "I want you to feel good" or "let me take care of you" milkings

As for positions and places

Jack: Sitting up and somewhere warm. He doesn't like how cold feels on him normally and when he's this sensitive cold is to die. If you don't watch him he might over work himself just to stay warm so keep an eye out

Rory: Either on his back or held bent over a bucket if it's for collecting. Rory gets so eepy when it's his milking week, he just wants you to hold him and gently coax the milk out of him as he moans and squirms in your arms. Because he's so tired he passes out in odd places but he prefers his milkings in his room

Jean: You have to be alone and away from prying ears when you milk Jean. Why? Well, he brats pretty fuckin hard on his milk week because he just can't get the thought of being used out of his head. He wants your cock or strap to pound into him as you pinch and flick and bite his overly sensitive nipples

Joseph: He gets so fuck drunk off of you milking him he doesn't give two shits about where you do it or how. He likes it a little rough but on his milking week he mostly wants you to be gentle with him, so only a hickey or two on his neck, max

Bo: First of all, Bo doesn't like when you milk him by hand. He only wants you to take his milk, the thought of you selling it makes his skin crawl. He likes it on his back, on his human sized doggy bed you got him per request. He never gets why you have to wash it afterwards even though it's soaked in milk

Nick: He understands that this is business and will treat it as such unless you talk to him about how you do find pleasure in bringing him pleasure. For him the whole thing is just work but if you were to ask him the perfect milking conditions? Dim room, maybe a few candles, and a soft bed he can sit on while you milk him and crash on once he's empty. Please do him the favor and make it romantic

Shaun: On his back, on his bed, massaging your tits back. It doesn't matter that you don't produce milk or even if you never could produce milk, he just loves making you squirm with him. You know how cats will make biscuits? He'll do that to your tits. No claws, obvi, but just that kneading motion

Ian: On his back where ever the most people can hear or see him (within the heard) His chest is somehow more sensitive than the others so it's always a sex thing when you milk him

Berry: No one can know about this. Do all of them have milking weeks? yes. Does that make him feel any better about his? Hell no. It needs to be under the cover of night, dark room, locked door, no talking. At least the first year will be like this but you can slowly work him into trusting you a bit more over time. He just has a hard time being seen like that, respect his boundaries and he'll learn to respect you...a little

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sorta relating to this i just posted, imagine kubosai LOVE LETTER CONFESSION ??? HELLOOOOO ??

[arceal-doodles]

fell A12 or B3

ooh nice, you broke him

[padfoot0216]

Buck - *Ranting to Eddie about a show*

Eddie - Okay, but now I kind of want to watch it.

Buck - Yes, please watch it with me.

Eddie - Yes of course. It’s a date.

Eddie - Kidding.

Buck - …

Buck - Anyway

Buck - You should have said that to Marisol.

Eddie - …

Eddie - He, He

Eddie - Yeah.

Hen, shaking her head - How are they this oblivious?

[hotgirlsforhealy]

my toxic personality trait is thinking that if i met matty i could totally make him fall in love with me

[francisforever2014]

my chest feels tight and my tummy hurts for no reason what if i die

[flintskype]

My new favourite antagonist to draw, here’s her in a fake manga cover. I need tips on how to draw manga covers, I can’t do this