#that’s all okay thanks bye hah

[lululawrence]

I splurged and got a hoodie so I would have something dry to wear after that whole thing so I guess I got merch this tour after all 😂

[ranhaitanisgf]

hi! could i request headcanons or oneshot (either is okay) for bonten timeline sanzu haruchiyo with an excitable, extroverted reader? thank you so much, and no worries if not! (+ also your theme still says rqs are closed, but i saw you posted them being open two hrs ago :3)

pay attention to me!!

synopsis: how would bonten haruchiyo act w/ an excited & extroverted s/o?

☆ a/n ˎˊ˗ idk if yall can tell but ive never written for mr haru lawl ... also !! i added a little mini oneshot cause i couldn't help myself :3 thank you so much for requesting !! this was so cute to write !! i hope everyone enjoysss xoxo

☆ characters ˎˊ˗ sanzu (akashi) haurchiyo x g/n!reader

☆ wc ˎˊ˗ 2.7k+

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❥ sanzu thinks you’re annoying at first. 

❥ he doesn’t notice at all when you first move into his apartment building; he doesn’t take much care in noticing small things like that if it didn’t relate to bonten. his work and mikey were the only important things to him, so when he hears excited squealing seeping through his walls one day, he thinks that his neighbor has a kid, (which quite frankly annoyed him, but he decided he didn’t care enough to do anything about it). 

❥ there was no estimated time as to when he would get home--ranging anywhere from 6pm to 4am--so it takes at least a month or two for him to meet you officially. coincidentally, he had been going out to grab a drink from the convenience store when you were excitedly jumping around outside your door, a delivery package in your hands. 

“oh! omg, are you sanzu-san?!” “...hah? who’re you?” “oh my gosh, i’ve been knocking on your door everyday for the past month, but you never seemed to be home! i never got to introduce myself to you! i’m (l/n) (y/n)! i moved in not that long ago, so i wanted to get to know my neighbors!”  “‘kay. bye.” 

❥ the only thing he wants to do is get away from you; he doesn’t want to be bothered with civilians, much less someone as annoying as you seemed to be. seriously, why were you talking so loud?!

❥ much to his displeasure, you followed him all the way to the convenience store, talking his ear off about the most meaningless things he’s ever heard of in his life, (how does somebody talking about nothing for so long?!) as he purchases his drinks and walks back to the apartment building. it takes everything in him not to snap at you; if he did, he would probably wake up all the neighbors from raising his voice, which wouldn’t be ideal since this was already his fifth apartment in the last six months. 

❥ he’s unsure how you possibly couldn’t get a hint that he didn’t want to be bothered, especially after he only said a maximum of ten words to you in the whole thirty minutes you were following him around, (are you really that clueless? is this what loneliness does to people?). it does take him by surprise that you aren’t scared of him though; you’d shown absolutely no sign of apprehension despite the scars around his mouth, which he supposes shows a bit of good character from you. not that he really cares. 

❥ he’s more than happy to shut the door on your face when he gets back to his apartment, finally indulging in the peace and quiet of his apartment, (he doesn’t think he’s ever been so happy to hear nothing). right when he’s opening his bottle of sake, he hears squealing through the walls. when you start monologuing about whatever you’d received in the mail, he just decides to quit and go to bed. 

❥ sanzu isn’t sure how, but you have somehow made it your routine to follow him places whenever you ran into him. he also isn’t sure why he continuously allows you to tag along with him, but as long as it doesn’t affect his work, he doesn’t really care. 

❥ you’re always talking about something; the weather, your coworker’s strange behavior the other day, or the stray cat you saw in the alleyway that ran away. there are times when he tunes out your talking and uses it as white noise, but you never seemed to get upset at the fact that he visibly is zoning out. 

❥ after a while, he gets used to your constant presence around him, so much so that he finds it strange to not hear your excited yammering while he’s at work, (although he supposes he wouldn’t want to have that constantly in his ear while he’s doing ‘business’ with someone). 

❥ the one thing that gets the attention of the rest of the bonten executives is when he suddenly stops going to the clubs, leaving whatever work he had there for during the day when it was barren. it was such a drastic change in behavior; sure, sanzu was never the type to be obsessed with the scantily dressed girls in the club, but he was known for taking some home every once in a while. at the very least, he was known for getting various types of substances from sketchy dealers who frequently attended. what’s even stranger to everyone is the fact that he slowly starts to engage in less substances, (though he still does every once in a while) which is what rings the alarm bells. 

“oi, sanzu.” “what do you want, ran? i’m fuckin’ busy.”  “well, it can wait. the fuck’s been up with you lately? you’ve been acting weird as shit.” “so?”  “so, what the hell’s been up with you?” “none of your goddamn business, that’s what.”  “woahh, easy there, man. seriously, somethin’ bothering you?”  “i said it’s nothing, so drop it.”

❥ by the time he realizes what he’s been doing, it’s too late for him. you and your talkative self have wiggled their way into his heart, setting up camp to stay for a while. he had a glimpse of a thought of it when ran was confronting him, but he immediately pushed it out of his mind because how could that possibly be true? 

❥ it can’t be true, even if he unwillingly likes to think about it now. he can’t let himself think about it; you were one of the most strange yet innocent and pure people he’s ever met, so how could he willingly taint you with someone like himself? no, he wouldn’t let it happen.

❥ and just like that, everything seems to be back to normal for him. he goes to the club even more than he did before, and the amount of substances he uses seems to increase exponentially by the week. he begins to sleep on the couch in his dingy office instead of going home so that he doesn’t run into you, only going home for the bare essentials every couple days, (and even then, he leaves after just a few minutes). 

❥ it’s just his luck that he gets out of his car the moment you turn the corner onto the apartment building’s block, seeing him in plain sight as he freezes for a moment. and then he unfreezes because 1.) why is he of all people scared to run into you? he’s a bonten executive, he’s killed people before, so why was his heart beating so fast right now? and 2.) he needs to get away from there. right now. 

˗ˏˋ𖤐ˎˊ˗

“hey!! not so fast, haruchiyo!!” you shout, your steps hastening as you try to catch up with him. sanzu can hear your steps behind him, but his long legs give him the advantage as he quickly ducks into the apartment building, smashing the elevator button and tapping his foot as it decides to be as slow as it possibly can be. 

he lets out a ‘tsk!’ sound when he notices you enter the building, promptly looking away from you and looking cooly at the blinker indicating what level the elevator was on, (can this thing move faster?!). 

“stop ignoring me!! where have you been?!” you questioned, your voice a mix of worry and anger. “i’ve been knocking on your door everyday with no response!! i know you don’t particularly like me, but you’re the only person who doesn’t walk away from me, so could you at least give me a reason that you suddenly started avoiding me?!” 

“...’m not avoiding you.” sanzu doesn’t know what to do right now; he’s never seen you angry like this before. typically, he would care less about the feelings of some random person like you, but for some reason the hurt in your voice makes him unusually unsure of himself. 

you scoffed at his lame excuse, rolling your eyes. 

“look! you’re trying to avoid me right now with elevator! seriously, can you just tell me what i did? i won’t do it again, i swear! just stop avoiding me!” 

“fuck, it’s not you!” sanzu suddenly said, his voice strained. “i’m just busy, okay?! you’re better off being friends with someone else.” 

“but you’re already my friend!! why don’t you want to keep talking to me??” sanzu ignored your words, his gaze staring straight ahead at the doors of the elevator, his stare so intense that you could almost think he was trying to open it telepathically. “hey!! can you just answer the damn question already, haruchiyo?!” 

“why do you need to know so fuckin’ badly?! i just said i’m busy!!” 

“because! i like you!” you yelled, your eyes seeming to get a bit watery. “and i know you don’t like me and that’s fine but i just want to be able to talk to you and see you sometimes, but now you’re always gone and i don’t know when you’re going to come back and it scares me! i just-” 

sanzu cut off your words, promptly stepping in front of you and slipping his hand behind your head, slamming his lips into yours. he’s not even sure himself why he did something stupid like this, especially when the whole reason he was avoiding you was because of his own flaws, but he couldn’t help himself when he heard you being so cute and worried over him, (seriously, how was he supposed to resist something like that?). 

it obviously took you off guard at first, but sanzu made sure you quickly realized what was going on, his mouth desperately pressing against yours. his kiss was rough but passionate, his lips moving quickly against yours as he pulled you closer to him, his other hand sliding around you to rest on the small of your back, (he’s doing it purely out of instinct; he hasn’t really thought about how he had been avoiding you for this very reason). 

a small ding! from the elevator grabs your attention, making you push him off of you as someone comes out from the elevator, glancing at the two of you a bit suspiciously before walking out of the building, leaving both of you in silence. 

“uh…wanna go to the convenience store for snacks…?”

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❥ it took a little bit for sanzu to open up to you about anything even a little bit, but once he did, you were able to figure him out pretty quickly, especially when he’d finally decided to be truthful about his actual profession, (bro does not work an office 9-5). due to all of this, it’s easy to tell that sanzu has a lot of issues, but it wasn’t something that you weren’t willing to work through with him!

❥ the two of you are the definition of black cat and golden retriever! you are always excited about everything and are taking him to all the cool and trendy places on dates while he is more quiet, keeping close to your side and watching everything with a careful eye, (especially people he defines as creeps, i.e. people who look at you for more than 0.2 seconds). 

❥ date wise, he is usually following your lead. he doesn’t have the slightest clue about what you think it romantic, so it will usually be you planning outings for the two of you. a lot of times he will complain about being tired and not wanting to go out, but don’t worry, he’s completely lying; he just thinks it’s cute when you whine and pull his arm asking him to come out with you. 

❥ despite the fact that he is not the most romantic guy, he does a lot of romantic things without realizing. he enjoys sending you your favorite flowers when you’re at work or staying at home while he’s at work, sending cute little notes along with them, (well, you think they are pretty cute). 

i think you like these ones. -h be ready by seven. wear something you feel good in. -h sorry i didn’t buy milk. there’s frozen waffles in the freezer. -h

❥ sanzu does a lot of those little things for you too; opening doors for you, pulling chairs out for you, taking things out of your hands when you’re carrying a lot, etc. it doesn’t seem like he’s the type to do things like this, but it’s because he isn’t the type to do it. he only does it for you, and he himself doesn’t even know why he does these things, (he’s head over heels in love with you, but in no universe will he ever actually admit that). 

❥ the most protective over you, and a little possessive too. he doesn’t control everything that you do, but he likes to have a clear-cut plan of everything you do on a normal day so that his mind is put at ease, (also so he can known when something is wrong). he won’t tell you this, but he has someone assigned to keeping an eye on your as you go about your day because he’s extremely paranoid that somebody from an opposing gang will try and come after you. he would prefer if he could by your side himself, but it’s the next best option, (he still sends frequent texts and calls you throughout the day to make sure everything is well). 

❥ the possessive part of him comes out more when he thinks people are hitting on you, (they really are just being nice; he’s just a little bit crazy…he loves you though!!). he doesn’t hesitate to slide his long arms all around you, letting you continue talking while he makes a deadly eye contact with the person, his face twisted in mild disgust as if he were looking down at a cockroach, (he’s mastered this expression somehow). he knows that you enjoy talking with people so he won’t keep you from doing so, but in the process he will make sure that everybody knows you’re his. 

❥ sanzu’s not the most affectionate person there is, but he is affectionate when he wants to be. there are times when he’ll come home and not say a word, just wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his head in the crook of your neck, mumbling something about having a terrible day. really, he just becomes a big baby when he’s like that, laying his lanky limbs all over you and claiming that he’s ‘recharging’. 

❥ it’s hard to label sanzu as an extrovert/introvert, since it can really depend on what mood he’s in and the situation. he’s more of an introvert in public settings with other people, (he doesn’t know how to interact nicely with people he doesn’t know) but when he’s with a majority of people he knows, he turns into more of an extrovert which matches with your energy quite nicely. 

❥ unintentionally, there comes a time when you accidentally get to meet the rest of his coworkers. it happened when they were dropping him back off at home after a night at the club and you’d had to come get him from the car because of how inebriated he was. 

“woah, you’re (y/n), huh?”  “oh, yes! it’s nice to meet you! you all must work with haru, right? please continue to take good care of him! would you like to come inside for a snack or some water?”  “...dude, what the fuck.”  “how the hell did he bag someone like that?!” 

❥ safe to say, they are all extremely shocked, (they never would have thought that someone like sanzu would be dating someone as sweet and talkative as you). the next day when he gets into work, he’s immediately hounded with all types of questions surrounding you and how the two of you started to date. 

“holy shit, is that why you were acting crazy a few months ago?!”  “i wasn’t acting fuckin’ crazy?!” “sanzu, you’re the craziest person here, and you started acting normal!! that was crazy!!” 

❥ after that, he makes sure that his associates never get to see you again, (“hey, bring your pretty lil thing around sometime!”, “i would rather kill you right now.”).

[xoxodiluc]

step up your game .ᐟ ❨ 17+ ❩

arataki itto ( genshin impact ) x female! reader

genre nsfw, oneshot

summary arataki itto, one of the troublemakers in your university, needed to pass his test in his failing subject to be able to play this year's football game. so he begged for you, the smartest girl in his class, to tutor him. you never thought it would lead to something more...

cw modern! university! au, sub! reader, oral (male receiving), dirty talk, size kink, unprotected (STAY PROTECTED!)

wc 1.4k+

notes simpy wrote this cuz i was thirsting over itto ok bye / let’s ignore the fact this was in my drafts FOR A YEAR.. i basically forgot how to write smut lol

ao3

"No."

Arataki Itto almost dropped to his knees. No? "W-What?"

"I won't tutor you."

"Why?!"

You told yourself you wouldn't get involved with the Arataki Gang who were notorious on the campus for being... well... troublemakers. Kuki Shinobu was an exception, though, because she's your best friend. And she mostly stayed out of trouble. You never knew how she joined them, it just happened.

"I just... I have a lot of stuff to do this week." You said, opening your notebook to read the lecture for today's class.

You heard Itto sighing sadly, and you almost felt bad. Almost. "You don't have time to tutor me this week? Even just for an hour?" When you didn't respond, he clasped his hands in front of you, "Please! I'll do anything! I really have to pass this subject to be able to play the upcoming game!"

Okay, you lied. You felt bad.

Shinobu sometimes drags you to one of Itto's football games, and he was a good player. It would really be a waste for the team if he doesn't get to play in his upcoming game.

...You know what?

Clicking your tongue, you nodded. "Fine. Every 8 p.m. on weekdays at starting tomorrow."

He pumped his fist up in the air, "Woo-hoo! I'll see you tomorrow... Uh..." You tilted your head. "What's your name again?"

All you have to do is to do your best in tutoring Arataki Itto and hope to God he does well in the test. So much for not wanting to be involved with the Arataki Gang.

"This is the third time I've explained this, Itto." You pinched the bridge of your nose. You've been in his dorm for almost 2 hours now, and you had to be back in your dorm by 11 p.m.

"Wait, wait!" Itto shook his head vigorously. "Just explain to me one more time and I'm sure I can understand it!"

You sighed at the pouting look he gave you and stood up to get your water bottle from the table. "So why didn't you ask Kujou Sara to tutor you instead? She's smart." You asked, and Itto shuddered at the mention of her name. "...What's wrong with Sara?"

"Are you seriously asking me that...?! She's literally the most difficult person to get along with!"

You furrowed your eyebrows, walking back to the bed. "No she's not. I get along with her."

"Hah, right. Of course, smart people get along." Rolling your eyes at his remark, you continued teaching the math problem to him. After a few more explaining, he got the problem right.

"Hey, that's correct! Good job." You flashed him a small smile, and you could've sworn his eyes twinkled with joy.

"Really?!" Without any warning, he hugged you, catching you off-guard. "I'll make sure to focus really hard so I can get all 'em right!"

You get that he was happy about it... but...

You never thought his abs would be that rock-hard. Your clothed breasts were pressed up against his clothed abs, and you felt a weird sensation in your—

Y/N! Snap out of it!

"Uhh, you there?" Itto pulled away, looking at you with a concerned look, then his eyes widened. "Oh— Oh. Sorry, it's just when I'm happy I hug... people. Like when we win games, you know? I hug my teammates and I'm sorry if I—"

"It's fine." You chuckled, and there was an awkward silence until you spoke again. "Um, let's move on."

He nodded and answered the next question. Wrong.

"No, no, it's like this..."

And before you knew it, it was already 11 p.m.

“Thank you… really! I already think I’m gonna ace this test ‘cause of you!” Itto flashed a handsome smile, “Be safe on the way to your dorm, alright?”

You returned the smile, waving at him. “I will, bye.” Itto was about to close the door but you stopped him when you heard footsteps. “Wait.” Shit. Shit, shit, shit!

You completely forgot someone monitors the dormitories as soon as it is 11 p.m!

Itto pulled you into his room and closed the door. You leaned back on the door in distress, “Oh, I forgot about the dorm monitor. You can’t go back to your dorm any time soon…”

“No shit.” You sighed and looked up at him.

He looks… attractive. You were so focused on tutoring him that you never realized he was this attractive.

“Y/N?”

You came back to your senses, “Hmm?”

“I said, you can stay here till the monitor is gone. They’re usually gone by 12 a.m.”

You cleared your throat, nodding, “…Yeah… yeah.”

He chuckled, “Y/N? You okay?”

You nodded once again, “I am…”

“Then… why do you keep staring at me like that?”

“…Like what?”

“Like that.”

Itto was looking at you, and you couldn’t help but gulp at the way he was gazing at you. Archons… he looked so hot. What the hell? “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” You walked past him and sat on the bed. “Guess I’ll have to wait… like 30 minutes or so.”

He turned, a smile on his face, “Wanna do something fun to kill time?”

All you could think about was him fucking you senselessly, trying to keep quiet so you don’t wake the others.

“Sure. I’ll tutor you some more.”

Tutor, my ass.

You were on all fours on Itto’s bed, his dick in your mouth as he stood in front of you. You wrapped your hand around the rest of his length that you couldn’t fit into your mouth, and looked up at him. He was biting his lip, grunting quietly.

“Archons, Y/N… Who knew you could suck dick so good?”

You didn’t know how it got to this point — You were tutoring him once again, but you couldn’t focus. You kept stuttering and Itto couldn’t understand you. But then seeing his hard-on… You looked up at him and he was gazing at you…

You both couldn’t resist each other.

Choking on his cock, he gripped onto your hair, hissing, “Fuck…”

Then he pulled your head away, the string of saliva connecting your lips and the tip of his cock. You looked up at him, breathing out, “Fuck me.”

Itto was still panting, and the side of his mouth curled upwards. “Yeah? You gonna be quiet while I fuck you?”

“Mhm… Please…” You whimpered, then gasped when he pulled you up and then pushed you down onto the bed.

He kissed your neck, his hand reaching for your wet clit and rubbing it. You moaned quietly, rolling your hips against his hand then whining when his hand pulled away from you.

"J-Just the tip, first..." You whispered and bit your lip, feeling the head gliding along your clit. "It won't fi— Agh!"

Itto covered your mouth with his hand, growling quietly as he carefully thrust into you. "I'll make it fit, don't worry."

Suddenly, footsteps were heard outside the room. You looked at Itto as he covered your mouth, and your eyes widened when he moved against you. “Shh. Don’t make a sound…” He whispered as removed his hand from your mouth and kissed you.

You couldn't help but clench around him and he groaned, pushing deeper into you. You moaned through the kiss as your legs wrapped around his waist. “Mhhf… O-Oh…”

He's so big that you could feel his tip touching your cervix, hitting it with every thrust he does. He pulled away from your lips as he fucked you harder, your moans coming out as silent gasps.

"Fuck, baby..." Itto whispered, gritting his teeth. "You like that? Does it feel good?"

You could only nod your head in response, afraid to talk because you might moan too loud. He let out a breathy laugh as he continued pounding deeper into you.

Tears filled up your eyes from the pleasure and you could feel the knot on your stomach as Itto went faster. "Mm— 'm gonna...!"

"Shhh, do it for me, baby. Come on."

Your body shook as your orgasm washed over you. He grunted once more, biting into your neck softly.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck..." And he finally pulled out, cumming on your stomach, "Fuck..."

The sight of your almost-passed-out figure on his bed almost made him hard once again, but he resisted himself. He fell next to you, letting out a contented sigh.

You closed your eyes, still panting. "I was only gonna tutor you. Not fuck you."

Itto laughed, caressing your thighs. "Too bad."

"So you're telling me you weren't at your dorm last night because you were at Itto's?" Shinobu gave you a disapproved look. You smiled sheepishly.

"...Look, it just happened, okay? What were we supposed to do while waiting for the monitor?"

Shinobu sighed. "So much for telling yourself to not get involved with the Arataki Gang."

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[h3yl4dies]

"𝐎𝐡? 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭"

Warnings ⚠ : cussing! & ALL CHARACTERS ARE 16+ (probably old enough to date idk)

Pairing : Tsukishima Kei x f!reader

Type : Summary Writing

Summary : tsukishima invited his volleyball teammates to his home to hangout and eat suppers together at night, what they didn't know is that.. Tsukishima was dating you and they just figured it out NOW

"Baby my friends are coming over soon, you okay with that? " Tsukishima said politely as you turned your head to him, "oh sure! Is it your volleyball friends? " you asked curiously as he turned on his phone to check the messages "yeah" he said.

"Oh alright, I don't mind them having them around lmao" you said as you were doing your homework "oh they are here" Tsukishima said as he walked out of the door, you were 𝘵𝘰𝘰 curious to know his volleyball teammates so you followed.

Opening the door was tsukishima's job, the second his hand opened the door, Tanaka and Nishinoya bust inside with full laughter, "HAH! I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST TO STEP IN TSUKISHIMA'S HOME!! " Tanaka mockingly said as Nishinoya denied.

"NO YOU LIAR! I WAS THE FIRST! " Nishinoya yelled as he landed a hard smack on tanakas back, "can you guys shut the fuck up? We are here to have a nice supper hangout.." Tsukishima annoyingly said as Daichi shot them a dead glare

"Eh.. Sorry.. " Nishinoya and Tanaka mumbled as Hinata slowly explored the house, "Oi Hinata, don't go explore yet, we need to help prepare dinner right? " Kageyama said as Hinata signed "okay.. ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚"

"What are we eating for tonight? "

"Uhm, just some barbeque I guess? Yamaguchi is preparing them right now at the back. "

"BARBEQUE?!?!?! "

"I WANT SOME TOO! "

"TANAKA! LET'S HAVE A EATING COMPETITION! WINNER GETS TO HUG KIYOKO!! "

"BET!! "

"TANAKA! NISHINOYA! QUIET DOWN!!!! "

Everyone was happily eating and chewing on the barbeque, you decided to come out and eat some too, "eh? Who's that? " Tanaka said with heart shaped eyes, "she looks so pretty.. I ain't betraying kiyoko though!!!" Nishinoya said with a pout on his face.

"Baby, are there any barbeque left? " you said as everyone was staring at you weirdly, 𝘰𝘬.. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮? But oh.. People weren't ready to hear the 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴.

"Oh, yes we do. Have some here" Tsukishima kindly said as he placed some pork and beef on your plastic plate, "thanks baby! " you said as everyone silently observed, until when tsukishima turned his head to see everyone creepily staring at his soul..

"W-what the actual fuck? Why are you guys creepily staring at me like that?.. " tsukishima said as he became freaked out. "W-WHO WAS AND WHY WERE THEY CALLING YOU B-BABY?!?! " Tanaka suddenly jumped back. "Y-yeah.. WHO WAS THAT?!?!?! " nishinoya butted in, causing more noise than ever.

Tsukishima signed as Yamaguchi slowly giggled, "𝙤𝙝? 𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙, 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩." Tsukishima said slowly laughing as everyone's jaw dropped.

They couldn't believe tsukishima.. Pulled a gorgeous delicious girl like 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

Sorry if the last sentence creeped you out LMAOOOO but anyways sorry this was a bit short, I was writing this during eating dinner 😭 anyways bye lovelies!

[sourkannas]

Grabbing life

Shoko x fem! reader, Shoko is just pining, the trio is all good, all characters are old enough to drink, Geto is pretty chill, could be interpreted as satosugu but also couldnt, drinking induces stupidity but the stupidity was just under lock and key, pill shared through kiss

Shoko, the one and only healer of the jujustu society, a tired, monotone and frankly boring woman. Was ranting to the strongest sorcerers.

"I'm telling you two, she's like a witch!" She hissed, the amber liquor swirling in her shot glass. "I—I never everrr felt this way before!" She yelped, causing a few bar patrons to give her a look. Though Gojo just chuckled and Geto raised a brow.

"You heal people with RCT, I think you might be the witch." He chimed, drinking what ever sugary concoction he ordered. "But sure Sho, let's say she is a witch, why do you think that?" Gojo chirped happily, waving his hand like an old lady.

Shoko raises a fist and shakes it at the two, causing Gojo to close his eyes in an attempt tk not laugh. "She—she bewitched me!" Shoko yelled, Gojo letting out a scandilized gasp and shook his head. "I—She gave me one measly weed and now all I think about is her!" She said loudly, now standing shakily and causing more than a few heads to turn. Geto sighed and looked down, feeling more than embarressed. "I can't stop thinking about her! I need to see her!" Shoko yelled, swaying in such a way that even drunkards would be impressed, sadly, the bar tender wasn't as he glared at her table.

"Shoko, that's nice but how about we si—"

"No Shoko!" Gojo suddenly yelled, standing up as well as he slammed his hand on the table, his cheek flushed and Shoko's now empty glass in his hand.

"Wha? Satoru!" Geto said quickly, trying to tug him down.

"Shoko, you need to grab life by the balls and squeeze until it gives you what you want!" Gojo yelled, clearly in a lightweight stupor.

Shoko dumbly nodded. "Yeah! Blue balls!" She yelled holding onto Gojo's shoulders from across the table.

Geto looked around worriedly. "Hey, you tw—"

Gojo kept up his drunk pep talk. "So if you want that girl, you gotta squeeze her by the balls!" He screamed, Geto could only try to shush them.

Shoko, clearly under the influence of the prosoect of a good time kept on hyping him up. "Yeah! Edging!" She yelled now hopping, causing Gojo to hop too.

Geto had a disturbed look and stood up, trying to disentangle the two. "If you both don—"

"Yeah! Blue balllls!" A random patron yelled and Geto felt his heart stop. More and more patrons began to yell and scream.

"Blue balls!"

"Edging!"

"If you want the girl, GET THE GIRLLL!" Someone shouted and everyone cheered, Geto felt like throwing up. Instead, he picked up Shoko and Gojo and left, leaving Gojo's card behind.

"Blue balls," Shoko whispered, walking around Geto in a circle.

"Get the gurlll," the two whispered yelled in a drunken symphony, giggling and laughing.

Geto had his phone pressed against his ear, talking. "Yeah, thanks so much, she might be a handful, okay, buh bye." Geto hummed, sighing as he hung up the call. Looking at his drunk friends.

"Edging," Gojo whispered in response, also walking around Geto. Geto frowned and waited for your car to pull up to the parking lot, lord knows what would happen if those two were left to drunken devices.

You walk over to the trio, smiling softly at a weary looking Geto. "Hi Geto, you look happy!" You chime, ruffling Gojo's hair as he shoved a group of balls in your face.

"Ballssssah!" He yelled, he sounded like a goblin, hah, how far Jujustu society has fallen. "[L.name]!" He shouted, standing up shakily. "Tell me, when you want something, how do you get it?" He asked suddenly, tripping over himself at the detriment of Geto.

You tap your lip as you pick up Shoko, the woman muttering something about girls and edges. "You grab life by the balls, duh, bye Geto." You say, walking with Shoko back to your car, not noticing his appaled face.

Did, did you really just say that?

Next to him, Gojo lets out a shout, throwing up the balls into the air, the balls come crashing down, one even hitting Geto on the crown of his head. "Yeah! GRAB LIFE BY THE BA—!"

"SATORU!"

♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎

Shoko sat patiently on your kitchen counter, a cup of water in her left and a tylenol in her right, instead of taking those, she was staring at your back. Which you noticed.

"Sho? You alright?" You ask softly, putting down a plate of leftovers for her. "You awfully spacey, even moreso." You hum, pressing a hand against her forehead, brushing her bangs away. Shoko set down the pill and grabbed your wrist gently.

"Your awfully pretty....hehehe," She giggled setting down the glass of water and hugging you instead. "I need a wife like you~" She chirped, nuzzling into your neck. You smile softly, gently placing the pill in your mouth and some water, pressing your lips against Shoko's and helping her swallow the pill. You pull away softly as Shoko giggles.

"Good thing you have a wife like me then, yeah?" You smiled, rubbing her cheek. "Let's get you in some pajamas, okay?" You ask, carrying Shoko to your shared bedroom.

Shoko kicked her feet and nodded. "Yes wifey! Blue balls! Edging!"

"Huh?"

[wildoceanstarz]

Marauders’ Nicknames - a report

Okay so

James: Prongs, Sun, Chaser. Bucks. Pot? (Just learned people use flowerpot for Jily)(Am I forgetting one?)(keep ‘em coming lol)

Sirius: Padfoot, Star, Black(?)

Remus: Moony, Wolf (horrible name imo)

Peter: Wormtail (even worst name) Rock? (Since it is what his name mean, I hadn’t hear of it before but I do like it) also bro needs another option… what about like. Mercury or Earth or Meteor or smt HAH because the meteor killed all the dinosaurs like he killed all his friends…. No? I think it’s funny

Lily: Flower

Marlene: — (I’m gonna start using Wild personally I think it goes fucking hard) some people also use Star but like there is so many Stars already guys 😭 (someone also said Cherry!! which I think is very cute)

Mary: does Mary have one??? (Someone said Fire and I actually love that)

Dorcas: Gazelle? Some people use like.. flower? But there’s also so many of those 😭 I’m going to start using maybe Ocean or Garden ??? Still debating

Barty: K!ller

Evan: Rose

Regulus: Star, Seeker, Water (the love of this fandom and putting the worst thing to happens to a character as their ship name is crazy)

Pandora: — does she have one??? Someone said “box” because of Pandora’s box and I’m obsessed with that (also Flowerbox for Pandalily?? Adorable)

Bellatrix: k!ller (Barty takes after his mother /jk)

Andromeda: — none that I know of?

Narcissa: WAIT A MINUTE THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT FLOWER WAS FOR ALICE AND NOBLE FOR NARCISSA?????? Flower…. (I be using Noble tho I think it fits her so well)

Rita: Quill

Zabini: Silver (that’s what I personally use) I think some people use Gold?

Alice: Noble???? My world is actually shattered wtf.. IT ALSO DOESNT SUIT HER THAT MUCH?? I- (guys pls let’s find another option)

Frank: — nothing that I know of? (Someone said Keeper and lowkey I like it? that’s his quidditch position)

Edward: Ted (lol) but also he also doesn’t have any I think? Something like Softconstellation or smt for Tedromeda could go hard

Sybill: Seer, Crystal?? Been trying to find a good name for her and Pete for ages (MY FRIEND SAID CRYSTAL METH BYE-)

Severus: PRINCE! (Many thanks to the person who reminded me) does he have one? I feel like he definitely do.. no? But I can’t figure out what it is

Lucius: silk ????

If you have any characters you think I should add pls tell me I’m trying to get them all at the same place because it’s confusing!! (Like Emmeline Vance, Emma Vanity, Xenophilius, etc)

Additions;

Emmeline: Cosmos (cause of what 'emme' means), or Brave or Rival (full name meaning), or Marsh (last name meaning). - By @enbysiriusblack

I was getting lost so lol PLEASE ADD TO THIS

[lottiette]

Hi sweetie!! you're very good, I really like Billy fics, would you like to do one where Billy introduces his (still unofficial) girlfriend during a family dinner?

I would love it, hope you have a great day 🫶

luv u

Billy Thunderman X Reader

“What Are We?”

summery- Billy I introduces you, his unofficial girlfriend, to his family.

Authors note: Hey Anon! Thanks for the request. I apologize that this is kinda short and maybe not the best. I couldn’t really think of ideas but I hope you enjoy this. Feel free to provide feedback and advice.

Word count- 833

Warnings- none.

You were with Billy in his room studying for upcoming exams. It was more procrastination than studying but…you know. When you arrived there no one was home yet. It was just you and Billy. Nora went to hang out with some friends and everybody else was somewhere out. Nora came home at some point coming into the room to hang out with yall for a few minutes, then a few hours later you heard the door open and a middle aged woman speak, “Kids! We’re home.” “OKAY!” Billy and Nora yelled down. You and Billy continued to study, mess around, play fight, maybe kiss a few times. Who knows?-

Around 5:30pm another yell came from the middle aged woman. “Dinner is ready!” You hear a bunch of foot steps running down stairs. You huff, “Well, I guess I’ll take my leave now then.” You start collecting your things and Billy stops you, “Why? You don’t want to stay for dinner?” “Well I mean, there probably isn’t an-“ he cuts you off “Nonsense, stay and eat. I know how much you like food.” “I wasn’t really invite-“ “You’re invited! Plus I’m sure my family would love to meet you.” “Are you sure?” “Totally. Come on!” He grabs your hand and starts running down stairs with you(not with his powers)

You both make it down stairs to the kitchen and see his whole family already there. They all turn and look at you. You stand there awkwardly Quasimodo-ing into your self. “Um Billy who’s that?” The woman who you presume to be his mother asks. “Huh? Oh! This is ‘reader’.” “‘Reader’ this is my mom,” his mother shakes your hand “I’m Barb. Nice to meet you.” You nod and speak shyly, “nice to meet you.” “This is my dad,” His father gives you a firm hand shake, “Hank.” “My older brother Max and my sister Phoebe, they’re the twins.” “Hello” Phoebe say pleasantly while Max just gives you a head nod and a “sup” “and you already know Nora, and my little sister Chloe.” “Hi everyone nice to meet you” “When did you get here?” “Earlier. We were studying.” You say sheepishly. You look at Billy with an awkward face and smile. He just smiles back nodding with a bright grin. “So- Are you two dating?” The question catches you off guard, “What?” Your voice a bit high pitched “No- we-we’re not-“ You stumble over your words trying to explain but Hank saves you. He clears his throat “let’s eat lasagna.” “Yes let’s”

You all laugh and communicate at the table you. “So how long have you two been friends?” Phoebe asks you. “Uhh like since the beginning of the school year.” She nods. Slowly as time went on the conversation got less awkward and you actually started having a good time. You ate 3 plates of lasagna and later had dessert. Eventually it was time for you to go home. All the Thundermans wished you farewell. Barb liked you so much she insisted that you come over again for dinner soon. You’re about to open the door to leave, your hand hovering over the door knob but you don’t open it you swiftly run back over to Billy give him a kiss on the cheek “Bye sweetness I love you!” You cheerfully state then run back out the door. Billy is standing there smiling “Bye I love you!” His family stares at him shocked. Max leans to Phoebe, “HAH! I told you they were dating! 20 bucks.” Billy notices his family’s mouths agape. “She does that sometimes.” He says shrugging with a soft blush. “So are you two da-“ You come running back in this time soaking wet and a bit out of breath. They all stare at you. “It is pouring out there.” You’re dripping water. “Are you alright?” Billy approaches taking your freezing hands. Then thunder-monitor comes on. “Warning, tornado watch.” “Well you can’t go back out there” Barb states with concern. Barb continues, “Why don’t you stay here for the night honey?” “Oh I can’t do that to yall Mrs. Thunderman.” “No really it isn’t safe. Please stay till It clears up.” A loud thunder and lightning strike. “Yeah- okay. I’ll stay.” “Here come on. Come to my room.” Billy takes you by the hand and leads you up to his room. “Thank you Thundermans.”

In Billy’s room he gives you a towel, his shirt and some pant/shorts. (It’s your choice if you decide to wear the bottoms.) After you’re dried off and changed you and Billy cuddle up in his bed. You start whining, “My belly hurts!” “You ate a lot.” “It was delicious.” He holds you as he laughs and tucks your hair behind your ear. A movie is playing on his tv and you feel so comfortable in his arms but then your mind starts wondering with a question.

“Billy what are we?” …

[forlorn-crows]

I absolutely love your writing, the "First Time" MountainDew fic almost put me in a coma, I beg you, I desperately need more of them and if Mountain could edge Dew to hell and back and make him cry and beg and then take care of that little mess he is, I would simply ascend. I would die for gentle giant Montain honestly. Please and thank you, if you decide to write. Also never stop writing okay bye 🖤

im glad you enjoyed that fic, i really liked how that one came out! this prompt was a good distraction for me today and from my WIPs, so thank you for that.

a little bit of water ghoul dew and gentle edging earth boy mount for you.

Mountain speeds his hand over Dew’s leaking cock, swallowing all the sweet little moans huffed into his mouth. He smiles against his lips when he starts bucking against his hand.

“N-no, don’t—Mount, please—”

“Not yet, water lily,” he mutters. “A few more, hm?”

“Uhn,” he whines, reedy and desperate. “Lemme cum, please lemme cum.”

Mountain slows his strokes, thumbing over the slit. Slow and teasing, just enough to make Dew gasp and sob. The hot tears pooling in his eyes spill down already damp cheeks, dropping onto the earth ghoul’s collarbone in little splatters. 

“Mount.”

“Uh uh.” He gives the base of his dick a squeeze. Dew almost howls, even more precum spurting out onto Mountain’s hand before he pulls it away completely. ”Wanna hear more of those pretty noises.”

The water ghoul drops his head onto Mountain’s shoulder, sweaty hair falling over his face. His hips are still stuttering, fretfully chasing a fading release. He grumbles. The bigger ghoul runs a soothing hand over his fluttering spine fins. They’re damp and cool with sweat, fully fluffed in Dew’s worked-up state. The warm touch births goosebumps all over his back, and he sighs at the tingly feeling. 

Mountain places a small kiss to Dew’s temple. “You’re doing so well, darling. So so good for me.”

Dew huffs. “Be better for you if you let me cum,” he mumbles into the earth ghoul’s skin.

“That so?” Mountain pushes back the damped locks of silver hair with gentle fingers, smiling at the streaks of tears and the damp lashes on his drooping eyelids. 

Those same eyes scrunch up as his cock gives another involuntary twitch against his stomach. A pained sound falls from his lips, swollen and red from where he had bitten them to stave off release. 

Mountain signs and nuzzles his nose up and down one of Dew’s horns. Holds him a little tighter. “Always make such pretty sounds,” he says softly. “Could really listen to them all day. Jerk you all slow until you can’t take it anymore, that lovely mouth right against my ear so I can hear everything.” His hands are already roaming again, dipping down to knead at the tiny swell of Dew’s ass.

“Fuck,” Dew hisses. 

“That’s it.” He dips down to ghost his lips over the gills on Dew’s neck. The tiny fins quiver under Mountain’s mouth. Dew lets out a breathy moan and tips his head to give him better access.

“Touch me,” he begs. “Please, I’ll be good, won’t cum, but—hah—your hand, you gotta—” Dew continues his nonsensical babbling, pushing his hips further and further into Mountain’s lap. 

“Yeah? I gotta?” Mountain runs his fingers over the fins on Dew’s hips. Light, teasing. Edging closer and closer to his ruddy cock. 

“Yeah, yeah.” Dew clutches the back of Mountain’s neck like he’ll pull away if he doesn’t—though he might just, considering the long afternoon they’ve already had. 

“Yeah?” Mountain dips his tongue into his middle gill just as he palms his tightly draw-up balls, and Dew nearly loses it right there. 

“Lucifersevenhellsfuckingbastard—” The earth ghoul cuts him off by sealing his mouth over the span of his gills and giving a squeeze to the base of his little cock. More of those sweet noises pour from Dew’s mouth unbidden as his big hand works him over once more; short, wet strokes as the water ghoul’s thighs twitch with need. Mountain’s hand wraps around him completely, never leaving an inch of his cock untouched as he strokes.

“You wanna cum, water lily?” Mountain purrs. 

Dew keens, tossing his head back. “Please, oh Mount, please let me cum.”

The earth ghoul polishes the flushed head with his thumb, teasing the foreskin back. “All over my hand?”

“Fuck—yes, let me—”

“You really can’t hold it in? One more time? You said you would.” His voice is honey-sweet, but his actions are anything but. 

“No, nonono.” Dew cants his hips into his hand, close to the edge just as quickly as he was ripped away from it. 

“You’re sure, darling? Want me to give it to you?” Every movement of his lips teases the fins on his gills. The shivers down his spine are relentless, making his cock kick with every wave—and every wave brings him closer to desperation, closer to the point of no return. The way Mountain strokes him certainly doesn’t help him any. 

"Yes—uh—please."

Mountain hums, the end of it leaning more towards a moan. If Dew wasn’t two seconds to busting, he’d notice the shaky inhale, the heaving of his chest that follows. “You always beg so sweetly for me. How can I resist?”

“Fuck,” Dew cries, tears spilling over once more. “Close. Tell me—tell me I can.”

“Go on,” the earth ghoul whispers. “Cum for me, water lily.”

As soon as the words are out of his mouth, Dew’s arching into his hand, sobbing his name as he spills all over his knuckles, even splattering a little onto his own stomach. Mountain just holds him, groaning as some of the milky fluid dribbles onto the bulge in his pants. Later, he thinks. 

Dew collapses into him, chest heaving, arms wrapping feebly around the bigger ghoul. He tucks his face into Mountain’s neck, huffing hot, humid breath onto his skin. The earth ghoul rocks him gently. Whispers tiny words of praise into his silver hair. Ignores the way his ass slots perfectly over his crotch. 

Later.

[staycait]

A Kamisato's Duty..

..Yan!Ayato x GN!Reader..

Poor, poor, you. You were so head over heels for Kamisato Ayato you don't even notice how bad of an influence he is towards you. Dating him was like living in a fantasy world for you. He truly does love you back. A bit too much actually. Much more than you loved him. Doing everything to protect and see to it that you are his forever..

　　　　　　　　　 　 Doin' Time 　　　　　　　　　By: Lana Del Ray

Everyone in Inazuma knew that you and Ayato were in a relationship. Some were jealous, some were shocked, some didn't care. You didn't mind it at all! Having Kamisato Ayato as your fiancé had you feeling like the luckiest person in the world to have captured a man like Ayato's gaze.

"..And that's everything! Oh~, I love him so much.. He makes me feel so much butterflies in my stomach and I just feel so safe and protected whenever I'm with him." You sighed, smiling because you've just talked about your fiancé with your best friend that you had not have contacted with in a while.

"Hah, I bet. If he ever messes shit up with you, just tell me okay?" You laughed with your childhood best friend, and it felt especially good since you both had not had shared a laugh with each other for a long time as well!

"I will, I will! But for the meantime.. I'll just keep falling more deeply and harder for him.." Smiling as you fantasized about the both of your marriage.

He took and looked at your hand, "Hey that's a pretty expensive ring.. How'd your fiancé buy it?" "Didn't I tell you that my fiancé is Kamisato Ayato?"

He froze. "Wait, as in the Kamisato Ayato? How.. How did you manage to make him look your way? Is it a spell?.." He was in too much shock to speak.

"No way! It's all natural~" You smirked at him. "Anyways I need to go now. He's probably waiting for me! See you tomorrow loser!" Waving good bye to your childhood best friend, and he did the same, smiling and waving back at you.

Behind a wall was your lover, listening in with your conversation. Not liking the fact you talked to another man other than him without his permission. Of course he had to stalk to you, how else would he keep you safe?

He whispered to himself " "See you tomorrow".. I am sorry my dear, but I must not let that happen." And went off to where he would usually pick you up to walk with him and go to the estate.

Walking with him was quite the usual, you both talked about how you guys day was and what you wanted to do tomorrow! You talked and he listened, he had been stalking you all day to make sure you weren't lying as any other time. He got more suspicious when you didn't mention the man you talked with. So he sent out people to go and research on him.

The night fell, and you followed your same routine as always. Eat dinner, shower, put clothes on and sleep. Of course, you shared the same room with Ayato and cuddled with him.

Ayato woke up in the middle of the night. He knew you sleep heavy, but he still had to be careful. He went outside the estate to grab the files of the man you talked with today from the people he sent out.

"This is perfect, thank you for your help. You may leave now." The strangers bowed to him and thanked him. Then they proceeded to leave back to the Inazuma City.

The next day, you woke up excitedly. Hurriedly eating, showering, and clothing yourself up. Ayato smiled at you as you did all of these. As you were to leave the estate, he stopped you.

"And where do you think you're going my dear?" He said in a questioning yet teasing tone. "Ah! I'm just gonna meet up with an old friend of mine! Want to come with me?" You smiled at him, eyes beaming with happiness and love. "If that is the case, then I have no intentions of interrupting your meeting with your friend, my dearest. I shall only accompany you to him as usual to do my daily work." He smiled at you and gave you a kiss on your lips. "You're such a gentleman.." You giggled. "But alrighty then!" You grabbed his hand and went out the door with him.

"Here's the spot!" You looked at him, gleaming and excited. "I guess I was a bit early but I can wait it out!" "What if he doesn't come here my dearest?" Ayato asked full of worry. "Don't worry! He always keeps his word." You smiled at him and gave him a peck on his lips. "If anything wrong happens come to me. You know where I always am my dear." He smiled back at you. "Yes sir!" You replied back giggling.

You were now left alone, as your lover had walked away and you were waiting for your best friend. 10 minutes after the said time to meet up, he was still not there. You figured he slept in because he was typically liked that so you didn't worry.

30 minutes has passed, you were getting a bit worried but he took this long to get ready so you tried to not worry anyway.

1 entire hours has just passed. You looked everywhere for him, even going out your meet up spot just to find him. But he really was no where. Did he ditch you? You were worried, but you said to yourself that "If he doesn't come in 20 minutes, I'll go to his house myself."

20 minutes without him. So you did go to his house. You got up from your little stool and set out to find him. And Ayato secretly followed you like usual. You took the chance to look every where before going straight to his house in Inazuma City.

51 minutes of going around you're finally at Inazuma City. And you took another hour to look for him while asking the people who were there if he had seen him. They all said no..

Crying and crawling back to Ayato, you told him everything. Everything was going according to his plan, and you didn't realize it. How oblivious you were. That was one thing he loved about you. And now you both can spend the rest of the day with each other he told you.

That made you feel a bit better at least.

[agent-toast]

I finished watching Umbrella Academy season 3 ep10. Here is a compilation of my reactions.

(not in order probably, just what i can remember)

-hello klaus nice to see you

-no don't ring the bell DON'T RING THE BELL WHY

-i was just beginning to like the old man

-then he is bad guy

-i'm sad

-finally allison is acting like a rational human being again

-diego you're stupid what if a sword swingin samurai dude breaks down the closet door? lila should stick with you so that she can mimic your power THIS IS STUPID

-wait how does lila mimic viktor's power without viktor using it at the time? eh whatever

-yes five you finally realised that the pattern on the flamingo is the same as the tattoo on your 100 year old self muahaha i knew that for a few episodes

-ew cockroaches

-do married people always have to kiss? aye if you're gonna do it, do it quickly. thank you.

-stand on them stars :D

-allison is not the chosen one :o

-hurry up five go teleport onto the sta- OH SHIT HIS ARM

-FIVE LOST HIS ARM

-OH GOD FIVE LOST HSI ARM

-ok he teleport onto the star yes

-wHAt why is hotel orange

-it's a machine from another universe???

-oh god they're dying oh god

-the acting is really good

-ALLISON SAVE THEM

-i really hate the reginald man

-GO ALLISON GO

-HAH why is the blood green? eh whatever

-five are you okay viktor are you okay

-don't press that button allison

-i like how the yelling overlaps

-oop she pressed the button

-allison are you hallucinating? also what is going on?

-the hell is this place

-narcissistic shit putting a bust of your own face in a place you built

-FIVE LOST HIS ARm oh wait he got it back

-does sloane no longer exist? since the universe reset?

-luther, the boy has just been through a traumatic incident. he lost his fricking arm. do not harass him further.

-oh no teleporty boy cannot teleport

-i like how five not being able to blink is just aidan gallagher acting out teleporting every time

-go watch the videos of him acting and you'll see

-they all got turned off creative mode by reggie

-viktor just stands there lookin at his hands

-allison? where did she go? is she dead??

-klaus being like 'aww i'm no longer immortal dammit it was getting good too!'

-k bye everyone see you at the next wedding or funeral

-damn right viktor that old man's an asshole

-he's also alive apparently

-who is that? grace? she also looks like sissy? or sloane? huh? what?

-next day: i realised that it's abigail the girl on the moon, stupid me haha

-thanks people for telling me in the tags

-did you guys see the ending where ben is sitting on the train looking all emo and cool

-what he reading there

-well i'm kinda sad now. gotta wait till 2024 for new content

-why is everyone simping for five btw that's kind of questionable

-and people are simping for aidan gallagher too? which is very questionable

-well time to sleep :D

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Leona Kingscholar Beastly Garb Personal Story: Part 1

"Whatever I feel like doing."

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

[Sports Field]

Leona: We'll end today's practice here. Make sure you do your cool down exercise on your own.

Magift Club Members: YESSIR!!!

Leona: Ahh, I'm beat. Think I'll head back to the dorm and snooze a bit.

Epel: Um, Leona-san! There's something I'd like to ask of you…

Leona: Ask of me? If it's something stupid, I ain't gonna hear you out.

Epel: Uhhm… That means I can still ask, right? Thank you very much.

Epel: Recently, I keep missing passes and dropping discs a lot.

Epel: Please tell me a way to train so I can improve my control of the disc and make less mistakes!

Leona: Oh, is that all? Don't worry about it. Bye.

Epel: Eh… Wait, no, I wanted more specific advice…!

???: EH!

Epel/Leona: ?

Ruggie: You guys are gonna go into town? By bus?

Magift Club Member A: Yeah, but… What's up, Ruggie? You wanna go too?

Magift Club Member B: You can come, but we're not gonna buy you any food.

Ruggie: Tch, that sucks. But puttin' that aside… If you're headin' there, can I getcha to buy somethin' for me?

Ruggie: It might be a liiiittle heavy, but… It should be easy enough for two people to carry 20 boxes of sports drink powder packets!

Magift Club Member A: No way!! You can do that by sending a first year to the Mystery Shop or something, instead.

Ruggie: YEAH BUT THE SPORTIN' GOODS STORE IN TOWN'S ABOUT 6 MADOL CHEAPER PER BOX!!!!!

Ruggie: If I ask you guys to do it for me, then that saves me on the bus fare, and the club's money. It's basically killing two birds with one stone.

Magift Club Member B: Not my problem. It's not like that amount saved is gonna go into our pockets or anything… If you want to save money so bad, why don't you go yourself?

Ruggie: Mmkay, I mean, I don't really care～ But there's that time you owe me from when I swapped clubroom cleaning duties with ya…

Magift Club Member A: O-Okay, okay! We'll go buy some on the way back!

Ruggie: Thanks a bunch. 'Kay, here's the money for it. I need the usual 20 boxes of sports drinks!

Leona: Man, you're being so cheap…

Ruggie: Ah, Leona-san. Were you listening to all that?

Ruggie: I'm not being cheap at all. That's me saving 6 Madol on 20 boxes each, y'know!? It's completely a rip-off otherwise!

Epel: 20 boxes of sports drink powder…

Epel: That'd be difficult to carry by broom, maybe? I guess it would be pretty impossible to bring back without taking the bus.

Ruggie: Riiight? Brooms're great 'cause you don't gotta think about schedules and fares, but...

Ruggie: If you gotta carry stuff, it's basically the pits…. Or more like, someone scrawny like me can't do that.

Epel: Yes… Whenever I try to fly with my stuff on the broom, I'm always swaying so hard it makes me anxious…

Epel: If I try to use magic to carry it, then I get so focused on the floating luggage that my speed drops.

Leona: See, you get it.

Ruggie: Huh, but your flight ability's way out of our range.

Leona: Well, yeah. But that's not what I'm talking about.

Leona: I meant about what I said to Epel earlier to not worry about making mistakes when handling the disc.

Leona: Your flying's one of the best out of all the first years.

Leona: If you're gonna try to greedily grab at everything and neglect your actual strong point, how're you actually gonna be useful?

Epel: That's…

Leona: You don't need to think about anything unnecessary right now.

Leona: If you think about it, the disc is just a single object. Moving it with magic is like, the fundamentals.

Leona: As long as you keep up your studies, you'll improve over time.

Epel: I see…!

Ruggie: Shishishi, can you really say that, though, since you skip all your classes?

Leona: Hah?

Epel: Ahahaha…

Leona: But when it comes to shopping… You guys figure it out on your own.

Ruggie: Ehhh. Even if you say that…

Ruggie: Public transportation costs money, and there's not that many buses running on Sage's Island to start with!

Ruggie: If we used brooms, then that'd help save time, but… If there's a ton to buy, then we'd need a bunch of people to work together to go get it.

Leona: Luckily, the Magical Shift Club has more members than any other club. Shouldn't be a problem.

Ruggie: What're you even saying? There's no way any of these guys would take on something like this before coming to practice.

Epel: And magical wheels… Aren't really geared towards hauling stuff, either.

Ruggie: Maaan, it'd be great if we had someone who could bust out a car in times like these.

Ruggie: If we did, it'd be so easy to go shoppin' for the club, and we could totally use it to take full advantage of all the bargains that happen in town!

Leona: …

Epel: Most of the adults back home have cars… But I don't think I know anyone here at school with a license, I think?

Ruggie: I mean, the first years're probably too young, and everyone at our school's pretty busy anyway. I don't think there's anyone who'd be able to get one.

Epel: I thought you'd be someone to get something as useful as a license as soon as he could, Ruggie-san.

Ruggie: Eh? But getting a license and renewin' it costs money, don't it?

Leona: How long're you guys going to be talking about something you can't have? No one can drive, so just give it up.

Leona: C'mon, it's an easy decision. Just don't go to into town.

Leona: Night Raven College is a prestigious Magical Shift school. Our club's really well funded, if not abundantly so.

Leona: Basically, the Mystery Shop should be enough. Just don't be greedy.

Ruggie: Tch. This island's reaaaally inconvenient.

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Requested by @dorito9708 and @kiingsroar.

[liviavanrouge]

Choice

Lesley: *Stares with wide eyes*

Gabriel: *Raises the sword given to him* I don't know how woman managed to conceive you but it ends here

Lesley: *Moves back, trembling*

Michael: *Moves in front of Lesley, the sword slashing his chest*

Gabriel: Michael?

Michael: *Grabs Gabriel's face slamming him into the ground* Bastard...

Michelleel: *Starts forward*

Michael: *Grabs Lesley's wrist, running away, his hair flying behind him*

~~~~~

Satan: YOU BITCH!! WHY COME HERE!??

Michael: *Sits still, Sitri reluctantly tending to him* Because you were closest....

Lesley: *Grips his hand* Father...

Davino: Papa, be nice

Davina: Yeah Dad, he's hurt!

Satan: *Grinds his teeth and kicks a table into the wall breaking it completely*

Satan: What now then?

Michael: Lesley can go live with her grandparents

Satan: For how long, those oldies are close to death

Michael: I'm not-

Satan: So your God is more important than your own child, I bet your partner would love to hear that

Michael: *Glares at him* That's not what I meant...

Satan: Then leave, go live with your kid among humans....if she's important to you, then get gone now

Michael: I've-

Satan: Yeah, yeah, you've been devoted to your god, passing judgments and all that

Satan: Listen, I have these two brats and they're more important to me than my own life..I swore to Eve that I'd protect them no matter what must be done...

Michael: *Looks away out the window*

Satan: Better make your choice, if you want to go back...I guess your brat can stay with the twins

Michael: Lesley..come on

Lesley: *Perks up and hurries after Michael*

~~~~~~

Satan: Get outta my kingdom, cya.

Davino: Papa.

Davina: DAD BE NICE!!!

Michael: Thanks for that grand farewell, be lucky I can't kill you now

Satan: *Snorts amused* Hah, you wouldn't kill in front of this innocent one right here!

Lesley: *Blinks innocently, tilting her head to the side* Huh?

Michael: *Lifts his hood up, then lifts hers* Come on, Lesley

Satan: Hey.

Michael: What.

Satan: ....I didn't expect you to choose your kid over your beloved God, I expected you to leave her head with us

Michael: Vivia left her to me...

Satan: *Waves him away* Alright, leave my kingdom, bye...just take the route Belial marked for you

Davino: Cya Lesley

Davina: *Beams* Be careful okay!

Lesley: *Nods*

Michael: Come on, Les...

Lesyley: *Waves to the others, hurrying after Michael*

Satan: I hate the bastard but I wish those two luck...

Davino and Davina: *Smiles at the king amused*

Satan: *Grins* Let's go eat, I got my appetite back

Davino: Alright

Davina: Yay! More food!

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #102 Common cold

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

Rikai: (I knew visiting the shrine late at night would not bode well. Everyone had fallen ill thanks to it.)

(Sounds of people sniffling and coughing)

Rikai: Good grief, that’s why I kept saying to be careful. This is proof of indolence.

Rikai: Achoo…! Sniffle, sniffle…

Rikai: …When one catches a cold it spreads to the other without mercy, such is the flaw of living together

Rikai: I did worry if it might get worse, however…

Iori: Lalala! LaaaaaAaaaaaAAA~

Rikai: ?

Iori: An explosion of infections No recovery~♪

Iori: Devoted nursing Neverending~♪

Iori: Cold, everyone, has a cold~♪

Iori: Lalala!~♪

Rikai: Iori-san?

Iori: OAUUGHJ!?

(Iori dropping everything)

Iori: R-Rikai-kun!

Rikai: What were you singing?

Iori: Huh? Singing? Was I singing some kind of song?

Rikai: Yes, and you seemed to be really enjoying it.

Iori: E-e-e-enjoying it!? No way I would do such a thing!

Iori: Everyone’s down with a cold, you know!?

Iori: Having fun frolicking around and singing in times like these, only someone sick in the head would do this!

Iori: Cut it out, okay!? I’ll get mad!?

Rikai: Ri…right…

Iori: More importantly, how’s everyone doing?

Iori: Any progress with their overall condition?

Rikai: No, it’s quite unfavorable at the moment…

Iori: Great!

Rikai: Hm?

Iori: There it is! Yes! Good going! Praise be!

Iori: Thank you for the meal!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: Eh? Aah, you got it wrong!

Rikai: What did I get wrong. You were absolutely delighted over it just now.

Iori: No way I would be happy!? Especially in these kinds of times!

Iori: Everyone’s having it rough from being sick! And that should make me happy!? I’m not insane!

Iori: Enough of this, Rikai-kun! Rikai-kuuuuUUUN!

Rikai: No, that’s all I can see though.

Iori: Don’t you have a fever?

Rikai: Cough cough, cough cough…

Iori: Oooh! OoooooOOoOo! You’re coughing! That’s it Rikai-kun!

Iori: And you aren’t stopping! THAT’S TOTALLY A COLD!!

Iori: YAAAAY!

Rikai: This doesn’t make sense

Iori: No, no, you got it wrong

Rikai: No I don’t

(The two of them going back and forth)

Iori: I didn’t say anything you didn’t hear me well I didn’t say anything I swear you got all wrong really I promise it’s okay I’ll take responsibility just gimme a bit more a bit more please I mean no no you got it wrong　

Rikai: No no no you said yay yes you did you also said good going what are you on give you a bit more no seriously what do you mean I got it all wrong

Rikai: …Either way, I believe everyone should pay the doctor a visit just to be sure.

Iori: Hah? The doctor? That’s absolutely a no-go.

Rikai: Why

Iori: Look, it’s just not a good idea since there’s so many repeats of wrong diagnosis and medical errors.

Iori: Society is full of quacks!

Rikai: Good lord what are you on!

Iori: Recovering at home is the best remedy there is.

Iori: And you’re in luck I'm the only healthy one. So leave it all to me, okay? Alright bye!

Rikai: Ah

(Iori speedily preparing stuff)

Iori: Wait for me everyone, I’ll bring you back on your feet

Iori: Aaah~ I’m so busy~ Oh what do I do~!

Nakagami: As you’d expect from Motohashi-kun. Is that the ethos of free service?

Nakagami: In this era of rampant egoism, society ought to take a page from his book.

Nakagami: Wonderful! Right, Torajirou-kun!

Torahime: It’s Torahime

Nakagami: Dreamy sigh… As if he’s an angel in white…

Torahime: ….Angel.

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: Sensei, did you just call Motohashi Iori, an angel?

Nakagami: …Yes

(Torahime grabbing Nakagami)

Nakagami: !?

Torahime: Sensei, it appears to me that you really don’t know anything about Charisma. 

Torahime: The one that knows all the details is ME…! 

Nakagami: Aah! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Fumiya laying limply on his bed)

(Sound of the door opening)

Iori: How are you feeling~?

(Fumiya hiding under his blanket)

Fumiya: Eek! It’s here…!

(Footsteps of Iori getting closer)

Iori: Huh? Didn't touch your food? That's not good, you get me? You won’t recover like this, y'know?

Iori: Ah, right

Iori: You don’t have the strength to eat on your own~

Iori: Hu hu hu hu~

(Fumiya shaking from fear)

Fumiya: ….!

Iori: Okay, Fumiya-san, aaah~

Iori: Come on, say aaah, hu hu hu hu~

Fumiya: Aaah, aaaaAAAA…!!!!!

Iori: Alright. Terra-san, let’s change your clothes, okay?

Terra: ….!!

Iori: Oh my, you’re shivering a lot, are you cold?

Terra: No, I’m scared…!

Iori: Seems like you still have a fever

Terra: No, I’m scared, of you…!

Iori: It’s okay, even if your fever won’t go away

Iori: I will serve you for the rest of my life~!!!!!!!

(Terra foaming at the mouth)

Terra: ★◎■▽☆◇★◎■▽……！

(Iori’s voice booming out of nowhere)

Iori: Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …..!

Iori: Saru-chan.

Sarukawa: …! …..!

(Sound of Sarukawa’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: SARU-CHAAAAAAAN!! HOW ARE YOU FEEEeeEeeLING!?!?

Sarukawa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of Amahiko’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: AMAHIKO-SAAAN!!! WANT TO SWAP GUTS WITH ME~!?!?

Amahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of a door being violently opened)

Iori: OHSE-SAAAN!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?

Iori: HERE’S A SERVING OF A WARM, NUTIRIOUS, EASY TO DIGEST DELICIOUS RICE PORRIDGE! 

Iori: HERE YOU GOOOOO!!!!!!

(Ohse resisting by hurling things at Iori)

Ohse: …! ….!!

Iori: Stop, stop!! You’re not in shape for this! You’ll hurt yourself!!

Iori: Accept my caretaking without resistance!!

Iori: I even brought a urine bottle! Walking to the bathroom is exhausting, yes!?

Iori: Go number one right here!! Hurry!! Pee in the bottle!!

Iori: I don’t mind! I don’t think it’s filthy!

(Iori spreads out both arms)

Iori: I WILL MAKE YOU BASTARD HEALTHY BY MY NURSING FUELED BY DEVOTION!!!!

Iori: WAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Rikai: ENOUGH OF THIS!

(Rikai hits Iori)

Iori: Ow!

Rikai: What has gotten into you?

Iori: Aha… I let my love for everyone get out of hand

Iori: So embarrassing

Rikai: Either way, please retreat to your room for the time being, I’ll handle everything from here

Iori: Eeeeh!?

(Rikai pushing Iori)

Rikai: C’mon, be off

Iori: Waitwait, wait

Rikai: It’ll be fine, so just, hurry and go…!

(Nakagami investigating something)

Nakagami: ….

Torahime: Sensei, they’ll find us…!

Nakagami: It’s okay. You think that Motohashi-kun will quit nursing the others halfway through.

Nakagami: It seems that you do not know a thing about Charisma after all.

(The voices of Rikai and Iori getting closer)

Torahime: ! They’re coming

Nakagami: EEEEH…!? 

Torahime: Let’s hide!

Nakagami: W-w-w-where!

Torahime: Bed bed bed

Nakagami: …!

(Door opening)

Iori: It’s okay! I’ll take care of it! Rikai-kun!?

(Door shutting)

Iori: ……….

Iori: Cough, cough, cough….. !

(Iori throws everything off his desk in a bout of disorientation)

(Iori falls down to his knees and looks bitter)

Iori: …., ……….

(Sound of something beeping outside his room)

Iori: Ah… the washing machine stopped… I need to…

(Iori staggering as he gets up)

Iori: Cough, cough… 

(Iori leaves)

(Nakagami & Torahime get out of the bed)

Torahime: …That’s Motohashi Iori.

Nakagami: …..

Rikai: (Iori-san’s condition was unwell. He kept it under wraps in order to serve everyone.)

Rikai: (Where does such an abnormal need for self-sacrifice come from, I wonder.)

Rikai: (In the days following our recovery, a certain someone came by the house.)

(Doorbell ringing)

(Sarukawa talking to someone)

Sarukawa: Ooh, that’s what it was. Ya scared me there

Sarukawa: How long’s it been? For real man, hahaha

Terra: Who’s that?

Amahiko: No idea

Fumiya: Acquaintance of Kei’s? 

Ohse: ….

(Sarukawa coming this way)

Sarukawa: Oi, where’s Io?

Rikai: Eh? He’s, uh…

Sarukawa: ….

Terra: Hold it, Sarukawa-kun! Who’s that?

Sarukawa: Io’s big sis

The five of them: EEEH!? OLDER SISTER!?

(Iori’s sister bowing her head)

Iori’s sister: .…

(Everyone bowing back)

Sarukawa: Oi, Io. Your big sis is here.

Sarukawa: Io??? Where did that bastard run off to…

Sarukawa: Ioooooo!!

Rikai: (Iori-san never showed himself.)

[jujumin-translates]

Event | Xmas PARK CARNIVAL | EP: Christmas is Just Around the Corner

Izumi: Ah, Sakuya-kun and Banri-kun, you’re finally back. Now everyone’s here.

Banri: Sorry for makin’ ya wait.

Sakuya: We got you a chocolate drink, Muku-kun.

Muku: Thank you! Uwaah, it smells so good and looks so delicious…!

Banri: Whoa, there’s a lot of stuff on the table.

Banri: Roast chicken, meat pies, cakes… did y’all buy all of this…?

Tasuku: No, nothing like that. Some of the staff prepared it for us.

Izumi: It looks like they all went out of their way to get everything ready for us.

Sakuya: Seems like it! Thank you so much for preparing this all.

Sasaki: No, no, it’s nothing! Think of it as a thank you for all of your help this time.

Sasaki: We’ll be doing a few more performances of the show tomorrow, and we look forward to continuing to work with you.

Izumi: Likewise.

Guy: Shall we take a moment to have a toast then?

Tenma: Yeah. Plus I’m hungry.

Masumi: Here, a drink for you, Director.

Izumi: Thanks. Well then, good work on opening day, guys! Cheers!

Sakuya: Good work, everyone. Cheers!

Banri: Cheers.

Tenma: Mh, this meat pie is really good.

Muku: Uwaah, this chocolate drink is so sweet and yummy…!

Guy: This over here utilizes spices well and is delicious.

*Phone rings*

Masumi: …Who’s phone is ringing?

Muku: Sorry, that’s mine! …Ah! Kazu-kun and the others are video-calling me!

Tenma: It’s around noon in Japan right now, isn’t it?

Tasuku: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Muku: Hi, Kazu-kun!

Kazunari: “Ah, good work today, Mukkun~! How are things over there?”

Muku: The opening day of the show went really well, and we’re having a Christmas party right now!

Kazunari: “For realsies!? That’s like totes awesome!”

Kazunari: “We miss you lots over here, Mukkun~.”

Citron: “Ooh, are you video-calling Muku and the others?”

Sakuya: Citron-san!

Citron: “I am missing you very much too, Sakuya. You have been gone forever and ever, uwaahh!”

Citron: “Tsuzuru also misses Masumi so much that he’s been sobbing for days.”

Masumi: Yeah, that’s a complete lie.

Sakuya: Fufu, we’re bringing lots of souvenirs back for you guys, so please wait a bit longer for them!

Citron: “Yaay~! Thank you, I’ll be a good boy and wait then ♪ Do your best with the show, Director, and everyone!”

Izumi: Yeah, thanks!

Kazunari: “BTDubs, TsumuTsumu and Azu went out for tea together since Tax and GuyGuy aren’t here.”

Tasuku: They do that whether we’re there or not.

Guy: Well, that’s okay then.

Kazunari: “Ah, Yukki and Hyodle, c’mere for a sec! We’re talking to the guys in America right now.”

Kazunari: “Here, aren’t you missing TenTen so much too, Yukki?”

Yuki: “Hah? I’m doing great. I can actually focus on my work for once.”

Tenma: Hey, what the hell…!

Yuki: “...What was with that reaction? Do you actually want me to say I miss you? Gross.”

Banri: He’s not gonna admit it~.

Tenma: It’s not funny!

Juza: “...Muku, it’s cold over there, ain’t it? Make sure you don’t catch a cold.”

Muku: Yeah, thanks, Ju-chan!

Izumi: (Muku-kun and Juza-kun’s conversation is heartwarming as usual…)

Banri: Ugh, why do I have to look at his face over the phone?

Juza: “Haah? You’re the one who looked in the first place.”

Banri: You’re the one who came into my view without me askin’.

Sakuya: Ahwah, Banri-kun, Juza-kun, calm down.

Banri: You better not have made a mess on my side of the room just ‘cause I wasn’t there. I ain’t forgivin’ ya if I find candy wrappers ‘n shit all over the place.

Juza: “Stop draggin’ everyone over there down with ya.”

Banri: The fuck…!?

Tasuku: Ugh, here they go…

Masumi: Even across the ocean, they’re still the same.

Muku: Awahhwah…!

Izumi: How about you hang up now, Muku-kun!

Guy: That would be for the best.

Muku: R-Right! Bye, everyone!

[ ⇠ Previous Part ]

[the-radio-demon-blog]

only somewhat of a cannibal because, uh. i'm a puppet. or at least a puppet demon. no this is not an offering of my soul, i'm not that stupid.

anyway, since i can't exactly eat wood and string, i drink sinner blood. or i eat their intestines like noodles. i guess you do the same, since you're friends with rosie :3

by the way if you ever need fresh venison i live in somewhat of a forest and i let the puppets i make go out to hunt if they're bored, so that's why i put venison chunks in the smoothie :3 okay that's all for now bye bye !! have a good day sir i hope you get more souls

(i don't know if you do this, but could i be 🌻 anon ? :3)

Ah I see, dear. A puppet demon? That's interesting.

Well, that's quite an interesting way to put our shared delicacy. Rosie sure does love a good wine of sinner blood.

That is quite a delightful proposition, darling! Venison chunks has a nice touch to the smoothie. It was quite delicious! Thank you!

Sure, you can be named Sunflower. It does help me know who I am talking to after all! Hah!

[kouchabu-archive]

Koisuru Scramble - Chapter 4

Writer: Nishioka Maiko Translation by: Sophie // Proofread by: Mirei

NOTE: I EXPLICITLY PROHIBIT USAGE OF ANY PART OF MY TRANSLATIONS ON ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO AI.

This story is fully voiced in-game! You should read while listening to it~

Episode 65: Farewell Marble

Hajime: Ah, Nakaouji-kun!

Eiki: …Hi there.

Hajime: Don't you just hate how it’s been pouring since this morning~? I do. It’s so humid.

Oh, right. I wanted to talk about our after-school meeting later. Say, when the rain finally stops, do you mind if we—

Eiki: ………

Hajime: …? Nakaouji-kun, is everything okay? You look like you're not in the mood. Did something happen?

Eiki: …Let’s stop these after-school meetings.

Hajime: Huh…? What do you mean…?

Eiki: I’m sorry. I think it’s better for you to not be with my company anymore. Please forget all of it — about everything until now and everything about me. Forget it all.

I’ll be on my way now.

Hajime: Hey, wait—!

Eiki: ………

Hajime: Wait, Nakaouji-kun! I’m begging you, please stop right there!

Eiki: ………

Hajime: Hey… What did you mean with what you just said? Forget about everything? I can’t understand why I should.

Was it something I did? Please tell me.

Eiki: No… It’s not you, Koino-san. It’s me.

Hajime: ‘It’s me’? Please, make me understand. Please, face me properly.

Eiki: It would’ve been probably better if… I didn’t notice that.

I’m sorry… I don’t think I’ll be the one who can make you smile. I’m sure there are other people out there who can give you greater happiness than I could ever do.

…Bye bye.

Hajime: Huh…?

………

(...My happiness?)

(Why? You haven’t even properly told me what your words actually mean... I still can't understand. You didn’t even give me a chance to talk. Are you really deciding to end things on your own?)

Even though we still talked just fine and had fun until yesterday?

(...He really wants us to pretend that nothing happened, huh.)

(Even the fact that we met at all.)

(I mean, of course. What was I thinking? We are not on the same level, after all. His life and mine weren’t even meant to intersect at all.)

(That’s why it’s okay... It’s much better to pretend that all of that didn’t happen in the very first place.)

(If any, I should be thankful for it! All those times we spent together felt like I was in a fairytale, even just for a little while.)

(So thank you…)

[ Her voice starts breaking. ]

(Bye bye…)

Hajime: …Gh… uhu… hic…

Miki: ………

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[ The next day ]

Hajime: ……… Hah.

Hajime: (I didn’t get a wink of sleep at all... Ah, hang in there, me. We can’t stay like this. Life goes on. We need to get back to usual…)

Miki: Hey. Stop idling around. You’re in the way.

Hajime: Ah, s-sorry!

Hehe, you caught me daydreaming. Good morning, Kurose-kun.

Miki: ………

Hajime: Hm? What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?

Miki: …A weird face.

Hajime: Hah?! Excuse me, I didn’t order rudeness for breakfast! Well, I'm so sorry that I was born with this face!

Miki: …Come with me.

Hajime: Huh? Hold up! How about classes?!

Miki: Skipping.

Hajime: What?! W-Wait a minute! Stop pulling my hand!

-----

Hajime: Ahahaha~!

Miki: …God, do you really have to laugh out so loud?

Hajime: Sorry, sorry~ I thought I was gonna get it this time, but of course a hole suddenly appears on the platform the character stepped on.

It’s the first time I saw you panic like that!

Ah, now that we're on the topic; I didn’t know you're such an expert in arcade games. You even got this huge plushie!

Is it really okay for me to have this?

Miki: I guess. It’s not as if I wanted a plushie myself. I only like getting it. If you want it then you can have it.

Hajime: Hm~? So I’m just a convenient recipient because I’m here and I want it? Well, I won't say no to that. I’d love to have it. Thank you.

Miki: ………

Hajime: Hm? What’s up? Something good happened?

Miki: Are you having fun?

Hajime: Huh? Oh, yes! I’m having a lot of fun!

Miki: Then continue smiling like that when you’re with me. Your face looked worse and grim this morning.

Hajime: ………

Mm. You really came in the perfect time... The truth is… I wasn’t up to go to class today, so you really helped me.

I feel a bit better now. Thanks for letting me hang out with you, Kurose-kun.

Miki: Is it because of what Eiki told you?

Hajime: Huh…?

Miki: I saw you and Eiki in front of the fountain yesterday. My bad, I didn’t mean to eavesdrop.

Hajime: ………

Hajime: Ahah~ you heard us?

Haha… That’s embarrassing~ Mhm. I think I did something that made him angry at me.

I mean, it’s already weird from the start. He’s the school’s lauded prince, isn’t he? It doesn’t make sense that he’s got anything to do with me…

So, I’m fine! Very, very fine. If I can just pretend to go back to the time when I haven’t met him at all—

(Oh no… Talking about it myself just brings tears to my eyes.)

Miki: ………

Hajime: …! Kurose-…kun? Let go—

Miki: Just choose me. I won’t ever make you feel this kind of loneliness. I’ll always put a smile on your face.

Hajime: Huh…?

Miki: Erase that guy in your mind. He’s the worst bastard who just pushes someone away without properly explaining why.

Hajime: Stop calling him that! Nakaouji-kun is not the worst bastard! He’s always been so kind to me! I was the happiest when I was with him!

Miki: …Then why not let him know? Did you even tell him that? Even if you wanted to say something, you just backed away with your tail between your legs, didn’t you?

That’s why you’re not your usual self.

And I’m sure that guy too is…

Never mind.

Hajime: Kurose-kun…

Miki: Go and tell him what you feel.

And if that doesn’t go well, I’ll…

Miki: …I’ll take you to the arcade again. Just think of it as your save point. With that in mind, wouldn’t it be easier to give it your all?

Hajime: Yeah… Thank you.

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