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cannibalsurprise · 1 year
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oh, alright then
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chaoticlad · 26 days
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Played splatoon with @tophatwearingidiot today. Salmon run absolutely destroyed us 😔
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punkflower11 · 9 months
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that ‘don’t call your elders by their first name’ thing runs deep. can’t even write ‘Rio’ instead if ‘Ms. Morales’ without feeling guilty. chills just thinking about it
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kuinhi · 4 days
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Eyes that make my cock throb🥴
Oh
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leclerdelune · 4 months
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In other news, both Williams are in!
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heatherfawn-blog-blog · 6 months
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A few things that happened Friday:
At 6pm: called for a last minute job that was to start at 6:45.
It went great.
11:50: driving home
Cow literally in the center of the road.
Had to stop, put on flashers and call police.
Police and Fire Department came and moved the cow, then proceeded to direct traffic - “traffic” being me and the three cars behind me.
12:40 and a mile away:
A white guy in a black hoodie with a black stroller was standing in the center of my lane (far right).
I started to move over and slow down, only to discover a black person in a black hoodie with a black stroller standing in the left lane (same direction).
(As cars accumulated & began to honk their horns, neither individual moved themselves from the road or acknowledged the reality of their precarious location.)
Again, I stopped.
Emergency lights.
911.
Police and Fire Dept arrive.
Take people away & begin directing traffic - “traffic” being me and two of the cars from the cow stop.
Arrive home at 01:20.
01:51 awake to banging on my front door.
Someone I don’t recognize through the peephole is yelling at me to “answer you 🤬phone” cause they “know you’re in there”.
So I call 911 again.
Police arrive and haul the person off my welcome mat - where they were PEEING!
02:25 - Call from police officers with an update started “Well, Miss, you’ve had quite the night. . .” He was not wrong.
02:30 - sleep
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killa-trav · 2 years
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SEBASTIAN VETTEL PRE RACE AHEAD OF THE DUTCH GP
- SUNDAY 4TH SEPTEMBER 2022
BY JAMES MOY
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niksrandomshit · 9 months
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kinukos · 7 months
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Also having a pink blog makes you a weeb apparently
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rarestones · 7 months
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bruh certain muns appeared in my dream last night, *as their muses.*
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lokust · 1 year
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I’ve been gone for a while but uhhh.. I’m engaged so, hi!!!
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writersmorgue · 2 years
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someone just called me a witch
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rymbrr · 2 years
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Wake the fuck up. Alex recent
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starkerscoop · 11 months
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There was a bobcat in my backyard 😳
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ilovethecolorpink · 11 months
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kendall getting in the water after a good day???
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stormofanomalies · 1 year
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Soooo I guess I have a ✨praise kink✨?!
Who da thought 😅☺️😇
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