#that’s what yt is for like bro if y’all don’t go check out

[tariah23]

Apparently, people were still complaining about the Demeter boss fight on twitter and were calling it “P2W,” and unfair like man, what??!?($(?

[threepointseven]

Hi there, ^^ I would like to request: the bros and what item they would bring to the beach headcanon

HC’s of what the demon bros would bring to the beach and how they’re like!

Im sorry I had to add a second HC, its just that with only it about what they would bring it would be waaaay too short, forgive me! I hope you like them <3

-Your beloved 3.7

Fandom: Obey me

Type: Headcannon's

genre: Fluff

length: eh idk

So let's say you and the brothers visit the human world for a while, yk a little vacation. You suggest going to the beach and they're like ???? Y’all ofc end up going, so now, what would they bring?

Satan:

Definitely an “I don’t wanna go in the water I’ll stay here”

So will most likely bring a book of some sort

Absolutely avoids the water as though he’s allergic until you suggest splashing water on Lucifer as a prank

I just know this man needs SPF 45 just to stay alive

You can see the sunscreen just seeping out of him as he hesitantly gets in the water

Lowkey the type to go home with sand in his swimsuit that doesn’t go away for a good year or two-

Lucifer:

Kinda like a white mom that makes sure her kids don’t get sunburnt or get washed away by the waves

Brings expensive ass luxurious sunscreen from like Gucci or smth

Buys a bunch of rip off Adidas hats that people were selling at the entrance of the beach

He feels like the type to take sunset beach pictures so probably a camera or phone

100% warns you about the ocean saying you might get sucked in or some shit

The type to stay tf away from the water until Satan splashes him and he starts a civil war

Leviathan:

A Nintendo switch, manga, and a Ruri chan plushie for emotional support.

Sure he’s a big bad sea monster but he doesn’t go to a public beach that often

Doesn’t go in the water until someone drags him in

No cause have you seen that one picture? HE’S RIPPED, ILL BE DAMNED IF YOUR ASS DOESN'T OFFER TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON HIM LIKE THIS PALE PALE BOY NEEDS SOME AND YOU GET TO FEEL HIS COLLAR BONES

Probably brings those little umbrella things cause he isn’t used to the burning sun in the human world

Asmodeus:

sunscreen once again, but like sunscreen that’s Asmo approved.

A pretty lil sun hat

NO CAUSE ISTG HE’S THE TYPE TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE V-STRAP SWIMSUITS THAT BARELY COVER YOUR DICK AND YOUR CHEST

Flirts with all the pretty people he sees

A speaker, when he’s not swimming he’s listening to doja cat & Ariana grande

Really only swims in the shallow and helps beel make a sand castle

34 + 35 blasting in the background as you help him put sunscreen on his back

Not sure but probably offers to eat you out/give you head in one of the empty sections in the beach

Beelzebub

HE BRINGS SAND CASTLE MAKING TOOLS DJFWBEMN

He also brings a lot of food, like a lot-

Probably brings half of the McDonalds menu

He’s the type to barely go in the water, build a giant sand castle and get pouty when the tide ruins it

Probably brings crabs back home to cook

Not the type to be obsessive over sunscreen, I actually see him as one of those dudes that don’t mind tanning

The type to bring a surf board and teach you how to surf

a lot of girls probably check him out

Overall 10/10 would take this gigantic teddy bear to the beach again

Belphie

THIS FYCKER YRVHWEFJ

OkaY, first of all, he brings a pillow and sunglasses. That’s what he brings.

He uses the expensive sunscreen Lucifer brings and only goes into the water to get crabs to make them bite Lucifer

Sleeps most of the time and wakes up salty when mammon splashes him with water

Probably goes around the beach destroying some yt kids sand castles (like the unbearable fucker he is)

Has a cynical smile as he ruins sand castles that probably took 2 hours to make and acts like nothing ever happened

He’s also the type to collect shells and put them into a little plastic baggie when he’s not destroying a kids sandcastle

Cuddles with you when You're not swimming in the towels that mammon brought

Mammon

This one brings the fun shit

He brings the little picnic towels for y’all to sunbathe on

He also brings a lil too many water guns, it's like he’s expecting the entire beach to erupt into a water gun battle

Pays for jet skis and forces you to go on one with him

He goes just a bit too fast and accidentally shoves you off the jet ski and leaves you in the water alone since he didn’t realize you were gone-

Tans with you!

He makes all of you have a water gun fight and when Lucifer and Satan refuses he splashes them directly in the face

Brings Monopoly to play when you two get bored

Probably puts a bunch of sand on belphie when he’s sleeping to make him look like a mermaid

[thetaoofbetty]

Hey ... there is a video assay on the trope "the girl next door" on the YT channel The Take ... all what they said in it, is what you have been talking about Betty and female characters in general ... I remember you while watching it (please check it out)

Hello beautiful! 

I’m sorry I’m answering this late, but I didn’t have time to sit and watch the video fully until now, and talking out of my ass uninformed has never served me well.

The video is actually very good and worth a watch. 

It’s so incredibly clear that the trope is steeped in sexism and (American) cultural norms that it’s all just another way to label women who aren’t towing the line. No wonder Betty can’t win for losing. 

And it also made me think about some things I’m seeing as generational, tbh. I don’t know who in Gen Z needs to hear it but some of y’all are acting like a bunch of self-righteous boomers (I saw someone say zoomers, which definitely made me laugh after suffering through millennial jokes for years). Not all, of course, but some. This weird desire for cancel culture (unless it’s your fave), the idea that justice must be doled out for every wrong, especially fictional ones. 

It’s fake, bro. 

Listen, maybe it’s my own generation but the need to make your self-inserts the Mary Sue (ugh, I hate that term but it’s most clear to the point) no one, not even fictional characters could or should live up to baffles me. At what point do we decide to stop putting our needs/wants on a fictional character who didn’t ask to be your mouthpiece? At what point did stanning become seen as the pedestal to put your fave on? At what point do people stop tying their whole identity to something they like (or in the case of antis, don’t like)? 

I’m not going to tell anyone what to do, but man, I hope the people I inevitably let down never hold me to the same standards that fictional characters get held to. I’ll never measure up. 

Also, while I'm out here causing chaos I'd like to say the fuckboy trope is just another way to slut shame. Okay love you all bye.

Thanks for the ask, doll! 💜