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druidonity2 · 2 years ago

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#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #varian wrynn #Llane Wrynn #Barathen Wrynn #Wanted to see if I could duel wield on my rouge the kingslayer and the sword that killed Barathen so I looked and to my dissapointment #it appears they used two different one-handers for reference in the comic so you can kinda get close but its not the right sword #they used the design of one and the shape of another uggh #Let me run around ingame with the swords that killed Llane AND Barathen please is that too much to ask #anyway #All three of the last Wrynns were killed in the same area #their breastplates aint do SHIT to protect them #which is why i am now gonna go off into a 10k rant about how this prooves there is NO reason for Anduin to be forced to wear plate armor #infact prehaps he would be safer in cloth like a proper priest #UNLESS sayyyy the little lion gremlin face on Anduin's breastplate is enchanted and anytime anyone gets too close it breaths fire at them #Someone gets too close and an alarm goes off and the little lion mouth moves up and down with a loud 'STAND BACK- STAND BACK- STAND BACK'#Anduin forgetting about hte annoying lil shit until hes getting back to his room after a long day and his bf wrathie is there and they get #a littttle tooo close n touchy before Anduin can remember to undress and the fuckin lion alarm goes off and guards rush into the room #anyway ive never done stained glass before and tried a new way to make shattered glass so i think this was good #that said the canvas size was maybe too small and it got compressed to hell on twitter and it bothers me so much #cuz anduins face is really nice but it looks blurry when i upload itttt aagh

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leaving-fragments · 6 months ago

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i have always been more of a vampire girl than a werewolf girl but last night i had a thought that changed my mind: as a diabetic, could a werewolf partner smell my hypos? like those service dogs?

#ngl a cute low blood sugar alert system sounds much better than the low blood sugar alarm on my phone #i don't like dogs much so the idea of a service dog has never rlly appealed to me #but a cute werewolf bf or gf? who can then also bring me juice or something? nice #*s #diabetic problems #werewolf

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teddybeartoji · 10 months ago

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whenever i'm abt to get overwhelmed by a sound toji just places his hands over my ears like proper earmuffs and ooh my god it helps so much it calms me down so fast i always just kind of melt into him

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altschmerzes · 1 year ago

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it's just that sometimes you're so... impossibly happy and full of so much incredible joy that you gotta post about it on the internet otherwise you may get on the roof with a bullhorn yknow.

#gav gab #FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT MANY THINGS RN.......#I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WIFE LOVES ME. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS AND IT BELONGS TO US.#other option is like... dropping the lonely island 'i just had sex' song into my friends' dms lsdkjfs #and they don't need me to be doing that LMAOOOO #it's not just the sex itself that's not even really the point #(though it's. very very good. and i have now learned some ALARMING stats about straight women in relationships)#(ladies if your husband/bf/partner won't take direction that is a failure on his part frankly)#it's like... idk #intimacy. trust. fun. security. safety. etc. all these things i already had with this wonderful person in my life #and being able to decide together what we want to do and what we want it to mean #building something that's just ours. a life a home a relationship etc.#for all that there's no like. blueprint for marrying someone In A Friend Way #and that can be anxiety inducing #(i felt like my heart was gonna pound out of my chest the first time i brought up maybe kissing my fiancee lskdjfs)#it also means we get to make all the rules #we get to make all of our decisions together in whatever way we want to make them and it means what we want it to #and i think that's one of the really wonderful things about like. qprs and committed platonic relationships etc #and it's something romantic relationships could benefit from too tbh #sex ment in tags

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assaries · 2 months ago

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had a super strange experience

#long story short I woke up in my bfs arms and I was convinced he was a french sailor from the 1800's #ig I was still half asleep #and I was very confused about it and rationalized that I must be his sailor bf on his boat #let's just say that more than hugs happened before I fully woke up and remembered everything #a bit alarming that asleep me would sleep with random french guys but yeah

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wewontbesleeping · 3 months ago

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you should be able to call in sick after having a nightmare

#just woke up like 6 minutes before my alarm went off #from the absolute most awful dream #my bf cheated on me and there were all these layers #it was basically hell !!!#and now I’m VERY upset lol #it was crazy bc it was a really regular dream until that happened lmfao #like now I’m remembering what led up to it and it was pretty normal #it was a kind of fun dream about beach houses/summer houses

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magnus-falafelking · 1 year ago

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alex always has creative ways to wake me up.

this morning: Clorox spray.

don’t ask.

#help she sprayed it in my mouth then i died and woke up #Ever heard of an alarm clock?#Gods please help my bf/gf #mcga #rick riordanverse #magnus chase #magnus x alex #fierrochase

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mishkakagehishka · 10 months ago

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How i'm going to bed rn knowing i'm seeing my boyfie tomorrow

#i love the word boyfie so much. anyway #just depleted my BP and set up an alarm for 6h from now. ^_^#i wanna get in as much as i can for the event bc obviously i'm expecting to focus all my attn on da bf when he comes over #idk if you guys noticed this but since i got home i've been posting nonstoo

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catboypheromones · 1 year ago

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hmmm does anyone still play Pocket Camp? stopped playing for like 3 years and just got back into it and have discovered my entire friends list has become inactive lol...😭 soooo if anyone still plays thennn shoot me a friend request!! 🥰 I'm super active during events, always got some good shit in my market box & send gifts to my active friends every day 🩵

(also if u have room in your flist, I have an alt account I also plan to be very active on! its only lv 12 tho cus I just made it yesterdayyy lol....)

#add me and let me send you eggys heehheh....#this game makes me mentally ill #like my last bf was always getting mad at me for constantly playing this and ignoring him #i was CONSTANTLY like...2 phones out. alarms set for every 3 hour refresh.#not that i needed the alarms cus i never closed the game anyway #yeah......mento illness innit #acpc #pocket camp

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femmeknife · 1 year ago

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:D

#got stoned as fuck ate wings w my partner fell asleep in bfs boxers #went to bed at like 9:30 woke up with no alarm at 7:30 #partner asleep next to me water bottle full #i could kill god rn

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biological-catastrophe · 1 year ago

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I think I’m a little bit stupid

#zee’s ooc #there is a synapse board but I can’t read #sighs. i need to go to bed #FALSE ALARM PEOPLE (by people I mean my bf who simps for the cult leader)

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book-of-kingdom-hearts · 2 years ago

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me: *sends my mom screenshot from trip adviser*

me: do you know anything about this?

my mom: .....

my mom: it's spam delete it.

but yeah... turns out level2 means verry low/non existing danger and that they just putted the explanation if the level would be 5.

(we had attacks back in 2016 but since then nothing has happened.)

so my country is not in danger XD

#it's info comming from the coverment #not spam mom #i was so confused when my bf sended me this #like why does our own country not know this #but yee fals alarm

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neanderthot · 2 years ago

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i redid my main trinket shrine if anyone on earth GAF

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#bf got me more shite and i found a cool alarm clock so i wanted to rearrange :3 #plus got more paper lanterns so soon u wont be able to see my ceiling anymore again ~~ muahaha #other details: on the were not really strangers box i put a doraemon sticker of a classroom to make it seem like a building #theres a cat on the hand by the night is short girl #gon is riding the dino #overall the inspo was new pork city from m3 i just love the concept of fakely dense looking city sets !!

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chrismcshell · 2 years ago

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how to stop having social anxiety urgent time-sensitive now immediately

#ray speaks #sister's bf is here and he is so nice to me but my brain is firing off alarms telling me to go hide in a cave forever

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sar3nka · 2 months ago

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Sleeping with gramps from now on I guess. Don't mind the blood on his weird flesh lump he had it shaved and stabbed today at the vet (was very brave)

#he has food in there and i have sth for him to drink right next to the bed. ill set up an alarm to give it to him in a few hours #he cant get out of the box on his own so i donttt worry about him escaping #he just endured a few solid minutes of me hoeing and sending pics to bf lol anyway sorry for the flash. ur blind anyway my dude.#żorka the rat

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smokinthottie · 2 months ago

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wifey has to leave so super early for work these days which wakes me up which wouldn't be such a big deal if it wasn't so damn HOT in this room when I try to go back to sleep -_-

#waffling #i could go crawl in my bfs bed but at the same time i dont wanna wake him up w my alarm that goes off way earlier than his #domino effect of waking ppl up

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